Pretty Paranoid Woman In India
Julia Roberts is off in India shooting Queef, Poop, Fart (aka Eat, Pray, Love) and has already made the locals curse her name, because she is invading their LIVES. One local told The Mirror that he can't get into his temple during the holiest time of the year, because Julia's movie is hogging it up.
And the locals are also pissed off, because Julia has a security staff of about 350 people (including 40 gunmen) guarding her family at all times. They say Julia takes a bulletproof car to the set every day while helicopters patrol above. Why didn't they simply ring up Quween on the Scene? Quween can do the job of a million bouncers.
You know, I have a hard time believing this little nugget since there's really no reason for Julia Roberts to have the scareds in India. I mean, cows are sacred there, so why wouldn't horses be sacred too? Yes, I came up with that one all on my own. I'm a big kid now! Next stop: potty training!
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Is Julia Roberts pretty or ugly?
It is a mystery to me.
I have felt much safer walking through the streets of Delhi than I have in Hollywood, just saying. Oh, and no, India does not have terr'st cells "everywhere," nor "rampant crime." Rampant cows, however, yes.
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The war isn't working.
Once a bitch, always a bitch.
Never understood the appeal of this fug snob.
Julia is a pretentious has-been with diva-like behavior. On the bright side, a few more bombs to her credit and she'll drop off the face of the earth completely.
Hi Viv:
Thanks for setting me straight about Moder's non-existant kids - don't know where I got the idea he had a couple - still hate him, but at least he didn't leave a couple of sad-eyes waifs standing by the back door....
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 11:29am.
Submitted by KidL on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 11:26am.
So why do other actors in Hollywood kiss this cunts ass? That f-bomb laced speech she gave at Tom Hanks' dinner was not cute nor was it funny but everyone in the audience pretended it was. And her acting sucks, she did not deserve to win that Oscar. Blech.
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Simple. Her films make money. She is a terrible actress, IMHO at least, and a total cunt, but her films make a lot of money.
With that said, I think it is telling that it has been nearly 20 years since she worked with Spielberg on HOOK and he STILL refuses to work with her. He's a huge heavyweight, of course but by all accounts, he is a fair and more importantly a pro. She was hell to work with during HOOK. Her nickname was Tinkerhell. Apparently, she thought nothing of taking a few days off and not telling the crew.
WHY OH WHY OH WHY is this overrated home wrecking bad actress still working?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Submitted by Jeepster on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 11:31am.
oh yeah - Mr. Moder has a lot to answer for too...that was a seriously messy divorce, and I have to believe that he ditched his wife and kids for a better deal.
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Jeepster, I don't think he had any kids with his ex-wife. My sister wanted me to find some movie Julia was in, so I looked her up on imdb and saw Moder also had an account. I clicked it and it didn't say anything about kids from a previous marriage. But, I read somewhere that his ex wife gave birth to a son since her divorce from him. If this was a thread about Moder, you would see just as much bashing. But, it is about Julia. It doesn't matter, they are both cheaters--especially Julia. She is well-known for sleeping with the people she work with and probably cheats on him all the time. Who cares, anyway. IMO, he deserves it.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
Let's see -- she's a self-absorbed C-word.
She has big freakish lips in a horse face.
She has a giant nose.
She's a rotten actress.
She has a bony boring body.
She hasn't done anything worth noting ever since she started making babies.
And she nabbed another woman's golddigging hubby.
Why is she a star again?
Maybe this guy will fall in love with her and keep her.
*thinking Osama Bin Laden's crush on Whitney Houston...*
Submitted by vidz on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 1:31pm.
She should have stood still for a minute and the locals would have built a shrine around her.
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This book- ugh. I Agree with what LA said it is dreck. The author's husband came back with his own book called Drink, Fuck, and something. Too lazy to google it. This whole 'Ooh, I'm going to pop into an ashram, be deep on a little trip and then go back to my coddled little life is just a self indulgent whine fest.
This movie will sadly probably be a *huge* hit. Types like Jen Aniston will host 'girls night in' with loads of rose and cackle over this. Like a white 'Waiting to Exhale' without the talent. No thanks.
@ KidL- spill the insider stories! Too fun.
And who said Julia has an Abe Lincoln fetish? She married that Lyle L for that? Oh dear.
Wow, some of you guys are real racist assholes! I don't understand how so much bigotry and racism exists in an immigrant country! Yes I'm indian, by way of Singapore. India is pretty safe for tourists, especially if you are white. Frankly, I'm surprised Roberts has to enter a temple at all. She should have stood still for a minute and the locals would have built a shrine around her.
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Homegirl probably smells like Pantene, cocoa butter and three kinds of Victoria's Secret body spray...
Horse-Chompers should get together with Goopy Paltrow and congratulate themselves for being the most pretentious actresses in Hollywood who don't deserve the Oscars they somehow received.
Two more reasons I don't bother watching the Academy awards.
I hope the temple priest tells Julia 'you are wasting your life on making movies Julia, give me all your money and cars and follow me.' ;>
Julia "Mule Face" is STILL around???
Geezus, what an overrated hack. Her last 5 movies have been bombs.
Who keeps hiring this delusional leg spreader??
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
The best thing about her was her eyebrows. And they are long gone.
yawn...
I like Julia because she is one of a handful of actresses that are actually interesting, bright and witty. So many of them come off as so boring, dumb and unintelligent. I guess I just like women like her and don't come across many in life. She also has a very unique face and I like that she has curves; she's not just another bony fake blonde with botox scars.
Submitted by KidL on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 11:13am.
I've known a few people who work in showbiz and Julia Roberts is known for being a major-league cunt. Some of the horror stories I have heard would curl your hair.
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I totally believe that. She just radiates cuntiness. I especially hate when she's on Oprah and Okra is kissing her ass and horseface is sitting there with that smug look on her face like "ohhh, look at me on Okra interacting with the little people, let me flip my hair back and give them one of my endearing donkey laughs" Fuck she annoys me no end. (AND she be butt ugly).
Plecost -
If you are anywhere NEAR as sessy as your Avies, then the booze is on the house!!!! (MY house that is...)
tee hee
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Yay, Michael K! Good luck on potty training! :)
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you make me touch your hands for stupid reasons
Submitted by Jeepster on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 11:54am.
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Oh, you Casanova, you.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by cabbagehead on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 11:49am.
* swallows big bite of BBQed Sacred Cow* Potty mouth.
Yo amo mojitos, xxyxz. Gracias!
*glugglugglug*
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Bottom-feeder.
Plecost:
You and your avie - meet me at the bar! Green Apple Martini's!!!!
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 11:50am.
*shares Mojito*
sry, That's all I've got
Bwahahahaha
Julia's snotty mug is fucking with the Kosmic Universe today!!!!
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
I tried to read that insufferable book. It was unmitigated shit and the film promises to be pure dreck.
*facepalm*
CHRIST, I NEED A DRINK!
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 11:38am.
oh i'm sorry shithead, so you're allowed to say stupid racist shit like slurpee indian and we're not allowed to tell you you're ignorant?
pretty fucking non hypocritical of you. really, you're such an enlightened being.
if you're gonna dish out stupidity be aware you're gonna be called out on it, bitch.
and since you're such a fan of low class insults-- how about you eat my shit while i chop off your head and stick it up your smug ass while you choke on my slurpee indian curry flavored caca. now you go choke on a dick and die, fucker :]
LEAVE RAUL ALLLOONE. I'm a half black, half hindu tranny who's had MANY three ways with Raul and his wife, he is no racist, all of you should kill yourselves.
Ugh. Jesus.
I'm tired of looking at her smug face.
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Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 11:37am.
It's getting HWAT in here again
MK: WE NEED ANOTHER THREAD!!!!!
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I was about to say the same. (hands out tampons dipped in vodka, kotex pads for the virgins)- Message brought by Midol.
Coma Caca!!
Horses - that was a good one MK! Boo Hoo to the poor little Indian Village, get over it, next time they should film the damn movie in Hollywood and be done with it.
Submitted by cabbagehead on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 11:35am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 11:24am.
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why don't you blow her AND me bitch, cos i think you're an ignorant piece of shit too.
Oh, did I say something to offend you two? If so I would sincerely like to take the time to tell you both to go eat a dick! Fuck you and have a nice day:)
you know, i just can't stand her for some reason.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 11:26am.
She married Lyle Lovett cuz she has a Abraham Lincoln fetish.
hahahahaha. I don't even know what that means, but it's very funny. It's like the upper and lower parts of his face are on diff planes.
It's getting HWAT in here again
MK: WE NEED ANOTHER THREAD!!!!!
Her pretentious mug is giving me gas.
Specially the upper lip. really...strange.
(freaks out again and runs)
Coma Caca!!
Oh,man. NOT AGAIN!
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Chirio on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 11:33am.
Her lips are weird. Annoying weird.
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Yeah. That's bothering me too, achally.
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LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
Submitted by Raul Duke on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 11:24am.
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why don't you blow her AND me bitch, cos i think you're an ignorant piece of shit too.
Her lips are weird. Annoying weird.
Coma Caca!!