The Jokes Write Themselves: Marilyn Manson Has The Oinks
The human (that's debatable) version of a Hot Topic bobble head, Marilyn Manson, will have to spend a few days resting in his coffin because he says he has the swine flu. Yeah, better late than never, I guess.
Marilyn said, "So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU. I know everyone will suggest that fucking a pig is how this disease was obtained. However, the doctor said, my past choices in women have in no way contributed to me acquiring this mysterious sickness. Unfortunately, I am going to survive.”
I would never suggest that Marilyn got it by boning a pig. However, I would suggest that he got it from doing massive amounts of oral with chocolate covered bacon, chicharrónes, Honey Baked ham and pig pie.
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*Necropost* Even though this is old news, I felt like commenting on this anyway because I randomly saw it floating around on some page.
I've always hated Marilyn Manson. A few of his songs I like for pure entertainment value, but he's otherwise limited in the talent department.
I pretty much hate all these mainstream artists who thrive on shock value, because the musicians who are TRULY, deeply fucked up are dead, locked up, or live in some obscure village.
Marilyn Manson would shrivel up and die without exposure for being "shocking". He'd still be Brian fucking Warner if he knew that suburban white kids would eat his "role" the fuck up. Of course, to culturally retarded music networks such as MTV and VH1, he seems like the anti-Christ because these channels are so accustomed to overly commercialized, generic, top 40 hits and sloppily endorse these artists without digging beneath the surface. His primary fanbase is no different.
They think they're such hard-asses because they listen to someone who is only unique by comparison to Britney Spears.
Re: pig comment- I won't defend Dita von Teese or Evan Rachel Wood, because frankly, I hate them both. Dita von Teese is a delusional fucking amateur sex worker with zero personality. Evan Rachel Wood is a former Lifetime movie princess whose reputation overnight transformed from sobbing, angel-faced, little girl lost into vampy music video exhibitionist.
However, I will say this about Marilyn Manson. Maybe his relationships wouldn't all end on such negative terms if he wasn't such a cunt. I mean, seriously, he dates unlikeable chicks and if THEY can't even tolerate him, what's that saying about him? You know the saying that there's someone for everyone? Well, if he's 40 years old and keeps failing at romance, then isn't he the real asshole.
Oh, I have a suggestion for Marilyn Manson. Maybe he'd find someone if he wasn't so superficial. It's apparent that he only fucks "models" and high-maintenance actresses. He dated Dita von Teese, FFS, and she might be easily just one of the most vain starfuckers that now exist. You date someone as high-maintenance as these women Manson pursues, then expect them to be a selfish pain in the ass. Not like he probably isn't either.
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God this guy is pathetic. He has the cheek to call his past lovers pigs, oh puhleeze. He is the pig! He is 40 years old but still acts like a whiny, self obsessed teenager, rageing against his ex girlfriends and calling them names. Grow up you loser!
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So what? Half of the people in my office are out with the bloody swine flu.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 8:37am.
This bitch was spitting on the audience after saying he had it?
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Evidently, this is a pretty common thing at his concerts. He asks the audience to spit on him, so people start spitting *at* him. Unfortunately, most of the time he's too far up on the stage for people to actually reach him, so they just end up spitting all over each other. Not quite the blood-drenched messes of Iggy Pop's or Sex Pistols concerts, but still just as charming.
And I've only been to one Alice Cooper concert, & I don't recall any spitting or people asking to be spat on. Alice Cooper is all about theatrics; his show even opened with the "Phantom of the Opera" theme. I think Marilyn Manson's shows are more geared towards shock value than anything else.
Warner, get the context right. What the Doc really said is "LOSE WEIGHT you are so effin' fat you look like giant hog and you might have the flu".
Holy fuck! Something tells me he's engaged in porky pig orgy a time
or two.
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Marilyn is still obsessed with Evan Rachel Wood. He takes any digs he can with her, by calling her a pig in a veiled way. She is lucky to have moved on to Alexander Skarsgaard.
what an ass!
*gags*
Repulsive...Typical nasty, rich, controversial, rock pig who is able to snag hot, young girls who want to make a bigger name for themselves.
This guy is way too talentless to be so ugly.
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Bottom-feeder.
That'll learn him to swallow baked hams whole.
It's also karma for putting out nothing but shit records since Antichrist Superstar.
I hope he gets wasting giardia.
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ubmitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 8:37am.
This fucker is going to be reason #1 the government passes that law to force you into quarantine if your ass has something like the Swine Flu.
This bitch was spitting on the audience after saying he had it?
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Yep. Said "Oh, sorry if I spit in your mouth". I don't know what's more fucked up:
-Him being allowed into another country after being diagnosed with something like that
-Him laughing the whole thing off
-People not saying "Fuck this douche, I'm out of here" and avoiding getting something like the freaking swine flu
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"Unfortunately I am going to survive"
Yeah my sentiments exactly, you fucking hack.
He was in Winnipeg, Swine Flu Capital of the World, just a few weeks ago.
holy fuck he's ugly!
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This FATTY got swine flu from eating entire hogs everyday. He is so fat and gross!
heh he got it all wrong you see it was his ex'es who were fucking the pig. it wouldnt surprise me if he was the incubator for the disease and thats how it got out, how anyone who would want to fuck not only an ugly but obviously nasty piece of shit like him is beyond me.
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I ate bacon this morning, and I really feel nauseas. Just the thought of that thing having any association with pork is making we want to pray to the porcelain god.
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Die. And take Billy Ray with you.
How does this aesthetically challenged guy get such hot girls - he's got a weak chin and looks creepy.
Oh, thank god Manson will survive. Not that he has anything to live for since his career is over and he's probably fucked his last hot chick.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Swine.
Cad. Oaf. Asshole. Delusional twat.
He should consider himself LUCKY to have had sex with women at all, he's so grotesque - in body and spirit.
There is no transition between his face and his neck. He is slowly transforming into Boy George.
The first documented case of Swine Flu from the victim giving himself a blumpkin.
Speaking of his choice in women, he's had sex with conjoined twins. Who am I to say who can or can't get the sexytimes on, but conjoined twins...no. Sorry. Not OK.
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LOL Jacko, that's how you get the AVIAN FLU
LMAO at the pig pie but it's more appetizing than MM
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Being all snarky about his past choices in women, is he? Right. Didn't MM whine like a baby to the press when Evan Rachel Wood dumped his ass? Like someone here already said, this moron is lucky to ever have had a woman. He bothers me.....
I've NEVER liked MM, even when his act was (relatively) fresh. Really his name ought to be Pretentious Asshole.
Kinda upsetting that my man Rob Zombie and him are 'friends.'
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"Unfortunately, I'm going to survive"...."UNFORTUNATELY" sums up exactly how I feel about this missed oppurtunity to not see this stupid butt-nugget ever again.
Funny you say about Chocolate covered bacon, our local fair was in town on Saturday and that was the top new seller. Marilyn Manson as also in town this past Saturday...Hmmm coincidence?? (London Ontario Canada)
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Good I hope it's a bad case! If he really had the swine flu, he wouldn't be happily tapping away on the net though but let's assume he has a mild strain. He is the fattest addict I have ever seen! And he is about as edgy as Engelbert Humperdinck. Yawn! when will he release another cover of an 80s British classic?