It's Time To Make Marriage Illegal For Everyone
The privilege has been revoked! Send your hate mail (written in anal gland ink) to Khloe Kardashian. Khloe has confirmed that she is butt fucking the sanctity of marriage (without lube) by marrying a giant bigger than her after dating him for only one month. Doomsday is this Sunday.
Khloe is on the cover of this week's Life & Style looking like the epitome of a Bridezilla. For real, she looks like Godzilla in a factory-direct wedding dress that has been sitting on the back shelf of David's Bridal for years. Terrifying. That poor flower is crying hardcore tears, because it knows it's about to spend the rest of its life in the belly of a BEAST!
And just for the record, Khloe's mother/pimp swears on a stack of Star Magazines that her daughter is not knocked up. Well, she's not pregnant with an actual baby, but she's definitely pregnant with a giant sack of desperation.
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How do they have a cover if the wedding isn't until Sunday? Fuck the Kardashians, bunch of talentless losers.
Is she getting married in the same state where Perez Hilton isn't allowed to get.....oh, right, illegal for everyone indeed!
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"Indeed, the first cause of human ignorance....is subjection to authority which does not merit it." Robert Grosseteste (d. 1253)
I hear she's registered at Trannies R Us.
After you're done buying this....
I hear that bridge in Brooklyn is still for sale.
Who the **** is this person? And wait, she's a woman?!****!
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Submitted by Slutleena on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 10:01pm.
We need to have a "No Kardashian News Day". Please let it be Sunday!
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And no Gosselin hair updates or ugly 70s sitcom chick incest stories!!!
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
We need to have a "No Kardashian News Day". Please let it be Sunday!
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
This marriage has publicity stunt written all over it.
Bitch please!
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Once I've emotionally, physically and financially destroyed you, I'm more than willing to forgive and forget.
Why are these ugly sisters in the news? Lamar must have been wasted when he got with that thing.
"The Other Two Kardashians" LOL
Zambonie: hahahahaha!! *ping**zing*
What a visual!
Half the waxers in LA must be working in shifts 24/7 to keep the Kardashian 'rillas bikini ready
yanking those piano wire pubes out, and making a fire break in those uni-brows
much less sculpting them...
Sounds like a hazard pay job to me
Submitted by anonymouscrazyc... on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 12:20pm.
Sweet! You're welcome for the LOLz. There are a lot of stuff that I find funny, but not alot really makes me laugh out loud for real, so when you find something that does, it's a real gem.
Submitted by The New Improve... on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 12:19pm.
You know you marriage has reached a new level of insincerity when it is followed by 'fabulous flats under $50'
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Could they have meant the British "flat"? Then again, there are few airplane hangars that can hold Bigfoot there.
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Submitted by KD on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 9:13am.
I'm scared! When primates show their teeth like that they are threatening you!
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HA!
thanks for my first big laugh of the day.
she makes an ugly bride.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
You know you marriage has reached a new level of insincerity when it is followed by 'fabulous flats under $50'
Shudder.
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Wyle E
"If you don't have a full-time fuck partner, why not take a few part-time jobs to keep the genital area active in the community.""
They said on the radio that this was possibly a trick and the preggo one's actually the one getting married they just want to be all secretive and stuff and generate publicity and ratings. I don't really know the details because I didn't give enough of a fuck to commit them to memory.
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"Stop! Don't touch me there, you know that is my no-no square" - Cheerleader chant at Mississippi Abstinence rally
I guess when you have one sister whose claim to fame is being in a sex tape with Ray-J, another sister who admits that she can't even remember to take her birth control pill and you look like the missing link, a shot gun marriage seems kind of romantic.
But seriously, Khloe and Kim only seem to date black guys. Why is that? Why can't they mix it up a little and date a white guy or an asian occasionally?
Come at me bitch!
I have a friend who recently attended a private family event in SoCal where the Kardashians were also guests. While waiting in line to check in, the mom asked her PA twice, in a voice intended so everyone around could hear, about the status of payment for a magazine shoot they did.
I concur with the rest of you bitches... Tell me more about the fucking fabulous cheap shoes.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 10:34am.
do the Kardashians own Life & Style Magazine? they are always on the cover!
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Yeah - Kim has recently become their style editor or some shit.
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LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
Quit talking about this family of turds.
do the Kardashians own Life & Style Magazine? they are always on the cover!
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 12:01am.
My2Cents is here too, it's like a family reunion, but without the sex.
Holy Shit! Kelly Osbourne looks great!!!
ONT: yawn. They're not even gonna have an interesting divorce unless he gets his ex pregnant again or something...
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
I give it a year, if that. She's got a string of bad choices in men. I'm sure this one won't be any different.
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I am totally stealing this from another poster who said this the other day. The fact that these two famewhores can get married just for publicity and there are people in this country who can't is sickening. Where are all the people bitching about the "sanctity of marriage" here....because these two assholes aren't doing much to uphold it. RANT END.
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I KNOW this bitch is NOT wearing white at that wedding! She needs to be dump that dress in the nearest sewer, get it good and wet and then wear it, because gutter black is the only color her tramp ass should be wearing on her "special" day.
Um her boobs dont even remotely fill in that top
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She's such a beautiful bride. Who WOULDN'T want to marry that??
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She's got oink nose in this pic.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 8:59am.
Callan, I thought she was the love child of Chyna and Rondo Hatton.
@Chris: Rondo Hatton!! There's a name I never thought I'd see on Dlisted! Thanks for remembering America's Elephant Man!
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
I'm scared! When primates show their teeth like that they are threatening you!
The 3 sisters are ridiculous in their fame-whoring.
I am disgusted that so much ink, tv time and money is given to all these no-talent, golden-shower loving whores.
To the guillotine with the ENTIRE fecking family!
All the Jenners too!
OMG, these comments are crackin' my shit up!
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Just to confirm, these whores are famous only for Kim denying she was Ray J's urinal, correct?
@I Love Rob Zombie: Kim dated Nick Lachey shortly after he split from Jessica.
Kourtney's baby's daddy is of the Caucasian persuasion.
Lamar Odom will go down as 1 of the dumbest motherfuckers if he goes thru with this shit. I hope that unlike Kobe, he gets a prenup.
Callan, I thought she was the love child of Chyna and Rondo Hatton.
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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 8:39am.
...but the Fundies want marriage defined as a union between a man and a woman. We're not sure what K-hole is so can we expect a Fundie backlash here? All kidding aside, here's a big AMEN for your post.
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Hahaha excellent point! I forgot that Khloe may be the tranny offspring of She-Hulk and Sloth from the Goonies.
I give this marriage until the next full moon when she takes on her true form of werewildebeest.
Say goodbye to your scrotum, Odom.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
I'm sick to my back teeth of all the Lardassians. Useless, narcissistic hags the lot of them. And that includes Bruce Jenner.
Raul Duke ~ no shit...the back waxing on the Yeti is a mortgage payment.
Can't imagine Lamar eating Yeti meat.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
What is Khloe first at? Kim's already been married once. You're right about the highly annoying mom though; wish she and Brucie would sink off into the sunset somewhere.
@Cabbagehead, oh I never knew that.
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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 8:45am.
She's probably only getting married so she'll be the first at something
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shes too late for that, kim has already been married and divorced.
She's probably only getting married so she'll be the first at something. Like Kim was the first sister to get pissed on in homemade porno and the other sister was the first to get knocked up.
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the only thing i'm interested in on that cover is that 'fabulous flats for under $20'.
Submitted by Borzage on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 8:40am.
Khloe Kardashian is such a swine.
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Now we know where Marilyn Manson picked up the flu.
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what is she doing with her mouth? is she at a rock and roll concert? fucking revolting