Halloween Is Next Month, RiRi
Before she leaves her spaceship, Alien Princess RiRi of the Universe needs to stand in front of a mirror and remove at least two items from her ensemble. In this case, she should've threw that hair in the recycle bin, because it looks like me circa 1989 after a horrific battle with a Sun-In bottle. SPOILER ALERT: I lost majorly.
Seriously, this just confirms that Sun-In is made from the saliva of SATAN! That bottle with the smiley blonde haired chick on it lures you in with the promise of sun-kissed streaks, but you end up looking like you've got Tony the Tiger's mangy butt hairs on your head. DARK-SIDED!
And I'm pretty sure that you're only allowed to wear purple lipstick if you're a former or current member of The Misfits. I think that's an actual law.
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Come to think of it, I might need that wig for Halloween.
Knocking on her dorr ASAP.
I see we have an Alien Princess stan on our end, @snowpiece. Give us a break, the bitch is a laughing stock. Lip-Z has a song at #4 on itunes, by the way. I check! I believe she's featured!!!!!! Bitch doesn't know to put a pen to a paper and write a damn line.
Someone please set her hair on fiyah!!! It's making me upset.
Did Michael K draw that spaceship (photoshop) on the mail box in the back?? Or is it sign from the heavens , more then meets the eye people!
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She used to be hot but Chris Brown smacked the hot out of her. Seriously. It seems like she's trying to recapture that badass look but it ain't working anymore because people see her as a victim now. She should get someone to scalp his ass.
She looks like Herman Muenster.
xxyz, you suck ass. You like the Kardashians, for chrissakes!
hey, you wanted a fight! :)
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 12:01am.
My2Cents is here too, it's like a family reunion, but without the sex.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 11:50am.
The Purple Lipstick, just because an entity says it's in still don't make it attractive.
I am on TEAM H8 PURPLE LIPSTICK.
Reminds of the Wet n Wild clearance colors, it's always abundant when clearance time comes around.
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509 all the wannabe cholas wore it
The Purple Lipstick, just because an entity says it's in still don't make it attractive.
I am on TEAM H8 PURPLE LIPSTICK.
Reminds of the Wet n Wild clearance colors, it's always abundant when clearance time comes around.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 11:45am.
Chiri! I got your front! ahahahahahha mmmmmm bewbies!!!!
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LOL!
Did anyone find Jack yet?
LOL Snowy!!!cuteness
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 11:18am.
What list?
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MK just posted it. The Slut List.
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Bottom-feeder.
Chiri! I got your front! ahahahahahha mmmmmm bewbies!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Yes, you know you're living the life when you're drunkenly spanking children in a Salvation Army. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
her hair looks terrible...doesn't she own a mirror?
Submitted by iHeartHaters on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 11:39am.
Why thankya xx & DD:) I swear I wasn't trying to fish for compliments LOL
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i believe you, just an opportunity to say it. ;-)
Purple lipstick is a big thing for the fall season, so I am cool with that, but that hair is just plain poopy...She needs to go over it with a hardcore red or deep purple or something more flattering to her skin tone, something less brassy.
I wanna know who has my back? Keep it real!
lol
Coma Caca!!
Why thankya xx & DD:) I swear I wasn't trying to fish for compliments LOL
Where is the awesomeness that is Mrs. K???
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 11:27am.
Sometimes I wish we could see everyone's face while they are typing.
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Honestly? 98.9% of the time, I'm laughing. It's true. I'm laughing right now, achally;p
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
I like you Ihearthaters.
Scratch that. I LOVE u Ihearthaters because of your awesome Regina George avie. Well, that's not the only reason, but you get me.
RiRi can do so much better than this look.
Okay have a good week all. Maybe next week will be better.
Later.
Ha ha... Can someone hate on me so I can see who my "real" friends are?
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 11:35am.
who told MK?!?!?!? LMAO poor guy, he doesn't want to hear this shit! LMAO
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That's so funny. Can you imagine his reaction to this shit. I would tell him just to hear it for laughs, I think. I would love it if he came in here once in a while and told us all to STFU in true MK fashion - that would be a treat.
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 11:27am.
Sometimes I wish we could see everyone's face while they are typing. That way we could see people's true intentions. It would make these hell days easier to get through. Typing words escalates things sometimes. Because a person's intent is masked.
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I wish we had DLISTED RADIO. MK reads the stories, then we call in and make our statement.
iheart,
I ♥ u... I just don't like you
((hugs))
bitch please... You know we love your funny arse
who told MK?!?!?!? LMAO poor guy, he doesn't want to hear this shit! LMAO
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Yes, you know you're living the life when you're drunkenly spanking children in a Salvation Army. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Thanks angel heehee, I'm thankful someone wuvs me:P
Mrs. K's awesome post got deleted too. Things really get misconstrued when post after post gets the kabosh. Well I meant what I said, deleted or not LOL
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
@sugar free: Awww, thanks. I always thought that was Halle Berry in your avie; only now realized it's Beyonce.
/must.have.more.pina coladas.
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Bottom-feeder.
LOL@ cockblocking snowy! Ha!
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
@iHeart: Don't worry - I commit every single word you type to memory. Ok, not really but pretend I do, k?
:D
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
oh please, there's one old looney whore who didn't get laid one time and she's been taking it out on me ever since, that's the only issue here, let's move along
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Yes, you know you're living the life when you're drunkenly spanking children in a Salvation Army. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
plec, another spectacular avie. you never disappoint.
Two of my posts got deleted, glad we have freedom of speech around here.
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 11:21am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 11:19am.
I like Miz AND Jack. :-(
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JINXED AGAIN!!!
/likes pina coladas and getting caught in the rain instead.
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Wait a second. *I* like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain! Wait a second. I only like getting caught in the rain sometimes...what am I wearing?
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
Love the Pina Coloda song and have it on mah ipod!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Yes, you know you're living the life when you're drunkenly spanking children in a Salvation Army. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 11:21am.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 11:19am.
I like Miz AND Jack. :-(
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JINXED AGAIN!!!
/likes pina coladas and getting caught in the rain instead.
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That song is so ghey!! (but I likes it, too)
going back to open post.
LMAO Mrs. KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!
♥♥♥
lubs u!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Yes, you know you're living the life when you're drunkenly spanking children in a Salvation Army. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 11:11am.
hahahahahahahahahhaahahahhaa
Imma racist
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Beesh, wot did you say? Imma gonna have to go to page 1?!?!
In the shower this morning I was thinking about your old Gossified Sanjaya avie. Sanjaya, Sanjaya, gonna set this place on fiya!
And, yeah, WHAT LIST!!!
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 11:18am.
What list?
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Too funny! LOL
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 11:19am.
I like Miz AND Jack. :-(
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JINXED AGAIN!!!
/likes pina coladas and getting caught in the rain instead.
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 11:18am.
@DiamondDawg: JINX! I was just gonna say that.
/blames Chris Brown instead.
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I LOVE YOU, PLECOSTOMUS!!
imma all giddy cuz shitstorms are kinda funny when I'm not in the middle of it. *slinks out*
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 11:18am.
Pleco, let's talk "jive"!
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
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Bottom-feeder.
(((HUGS)))to iHeart!
Come back soon! I need someone to hold me if he posts Lady Gaga! :p
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
LMAO Ziggy put it back, I didn't get a chance to look at it and have a good laugh.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Yes, you know you're living the life when you're drunkenly spanking children in a Salvation Army. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I like Miz AND Jack. :-(
RiRi........ PeePee. To each his/her own. My own do not like the alien princess.
*ducks flying desks and runs from thread*
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Pleco, let's talk "jive"!
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 12:01am.
My2Cents is here too, it's like a family reunion, but without the sex.
@DiamondDawg: JINX! I was just gonna say that.
/blames Chris Brown instead.
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Bottom-feeder.
What list?
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i