Tuesday, September 22nd 2009

Mike Seaver Has Done It Again


Kirk Cameron, the star of my favorite comedy movie of '08 Fireproof, has once again climbed to the top of the internet mountain to shout about evolution...or something. In a video he posted on his website, Kirk went on and on about how Darwin hated vagina and was a total racist. Kirk even claims that Darwin's "Origin of Species" inspired Hitler. Yup, the entire Seaver family just put him on the curb.

Kirk and the "Banana Guy" will travel to college campuses to hand out a new 50-page introduction for the "Origin of Species." Unfortunately, Kirk didn't say Boner would be joining them on the tour. Because if he was, I'd totally drop my dildo to be there.

After Kirk's video made it around the internet and back, a Romanian girl posted a response where she calls him a "ssssssssssnake!" Homegirl spanks Kirk as if he was a screaming 2-year-old in the Salvation Army! Anybody who looks like they teleported directly from 1990 has my vote. Every time.


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Posted by: Michael K


lily1313's picture

Well said !!!!!!!....smart n hot mama! Just so shocked at the shut down brains in some people...wow. yeah, you.. {Kirk Cameron}.

I love her.

I hope that her video galvanizes some atheist teacher to write an intro to the Bible like she suggested and hand it out on the same day as those idiots.

Once again, I love her.
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She's awesome.

The girl's hilarious! It's very unlikely, but I hope Kirk responds to her

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Love this Romania girl!!!

Mike Seaver has every right to express his religious beliefs and we have every right to make fun of his dumb ass.

I think he's trying to fight the urge for homo-sex.

I don't understand why it is so hard for the Christian fundies to accept evolution. At its core, all evolution means is that things change over time. That's all. Something current that shows evolution is MRSA. Some bacteria have been able to survive various antibiotics and have evolved to form a "superbug" of sorts. Their descendants have that immunity that their antecedents didn't. How is that unchristian?

Seriously, the Bible is the perfect example of evolution. You would have to be a dolt to believe that the current Bible is what was revealed/given/created by Jesus. The fact that there are so many versions show that with time, the Bible evolved into something unrecognizable. The changes over time of the Bible aren't fiction, they're totally factual and any learned Christian scholar would be the first to agree that the Bible has been altered from its original form.

if she isn't HSOM, theese ees boolsheet!

That Romanian chick is awesome

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Hot smart Romanian chick alert! Kirk is so unhappy that the oppressive religious force that has for so long been an anchor around the neck of the US is being shed. Boo-frickity-hoo.

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i'm not agreeing with what mike sever or romanian chick is saying but I'm curious why just because people on this thread don't agree with what he has to say means he's not allowed to voice it. I mean really he's talking to a camera and directing his vitriol to people that already believe. those of us that are mature adults can watch it and say ok thanks but no thanks kirk. I'm an evolutionist christian and year his statements make me go hmmm whacko but whatever he can continue to crazify the net and I'll keep thinking he's nutters ***************************************** This ho wouldn't know dignity if it fucked her in the ass.- Michael K http://lolavalentinos.etsy.com http://lolavalentinos.blogspot.com

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WTF doesn't this tool understand about the Separation of Church and State?? It' bad enough the bible thumpers all work at WalMart now. Evolution works beautifully...The "herd" was thinned here in Atlanta by the creationists that thought they could drive on water (and gravity assisted them in their final revelation).

My beliefs? I believe I will have another Vodka Gimlet.

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Submitted by Sensimina on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 9:37am.
Hot Romanian bitch alert...love that.
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WWJD? Vomit.

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"the freaks come out at night." doing boogy dance to it...bitches be crazy

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Hot Romanian bitch alert...love that.

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I dislike all organized religion but especially fundamentalists of all stripes, who feel it is their duty to bash people over the head with their set of "beliefs" which they see as "fact."

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I love this woman and applaud for logically and systematically ripping apart Kirk Cameron's batshit theories. I hope everyone takes their free copy and burns it.

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Submitted by sunryse on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 6:31am.

This hot girl is right and you are dead wrong. The government gives us our rights, why do you think it took so long for everyone ie:minorities and women to get equal rights?

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Not arguing about evolution here, but Romanian girl doesn't quite understand how and why the constitution is what it is and "God given rights".

Our rights ARE considered "God given" and in fact that is exactly what started us down the road to our consitution. John Locke wrote "Two Treatises on Government" to clarify that rights are not GIVEN to us by government, but we are born with them. Therefore in the speech of the late 17th century, we are born with "God given" or "Natural rights" if you decide you don't want to utter the word God.

So then we come to the constitution. The consitution does not GIVE us rights. The constitution ensures that the government cannot take away the rights that are assumed upon birth. Including the right to be an uneducated moron who wants to discredit science for a book written back when they thought demons could be cast into pigs. But whatever, it's their right!

So, just a little history lesson and nit picking. Other than that, who gives a shit what Kirk Cameron thinks?

I will take that awesome Romanian girl hair with a side of IthinkImfeelingalittlelesbianishthismorning for the chick with the Romanian accent.

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mike seaver should really just stfu...

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Submitted by speakit
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Sorry. I was a Bio major as an undergrad, so hearing people like Kirk Cameron and his Comfort Doll rant like that tweaks my last (half) good nerve.

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Submitted by Frost

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That is soooooo not gonna make me google allele frequency. No it won't. No. I said no. Okay, I'm googling.

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That's funny.

It was people like Louis Aggassiz and other "scientific racists" that bent over backward to show that Darwin, who said the human race had a single origin, was wrong. Aggassiz tried to use Brazil as proof that the mixing of ethnic groups could not produce children in addition the usual "[insert group] is naturally stupid/lazy/unfit" shit.

The only life and death issue here is that Christian fundamentalists are trying to dismantle science and replace it with one of two creation stories from a text arbitrarily edited by MEN at various political councils.

If my future doctor is going to learn anything about evolution, population ecology, founder effects, allele frequency, and the like on the way to learning about medicine, they'd better get it from a genuine scientific text. There are enough whackadoos in the world that think sickness is the result of sin and that healing only comes by praying it away.

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wait.. two cents, I just thought of something. What the hell are our genes contributing? OH, the 'hawtness', nevermind.

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Submitted by speakit on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 12:37am.

Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 12:30am

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Oh, I wasn't suggesting we should leave everything to mother nature and not use our scientific knowledge to benefit mankind, but selective breeding is the extreme.

Well, if excellence in musical aptitude is our goal, you breed with Dave, I'll breed with Chris Cornell, we'll meet for lunch in twenty five years and introduce the kids. We will create the next "better than Elvis" ... maybe eugenics isn't such a bad idea.
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Selective breeding is for cows and shit. Like you said, human emotions and out ability to make choices rule out any benefits that genes might afford us (see Makenzie Phillips, if in doubt).

Having said that, Chris Cornell! *swoon* I am willing to accept your proposal to create the next generation of super muso babehs! For science, of course.

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Submitted by speakit on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 12:14am.
say it ain't so doc!
I'm now a bio major so we practically worship old Darwin.

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 12:30am

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Oh, I wasn't suggesting we should leave everything to mother nature and not use our scientific knowledge to benefit mankind, but selective breeding is the extreme.

Well, if excellence in musical aptitude is our goal, you breed with Dave, I'll breed with Chris Cornell, we'll meet for lunch in twenty five years and introduce the kids. We will create the next "better than Elvis" ... maybe eugenics isn't such a bad idea.

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Submitted by speakit on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 11:56pm.

Submitted by Lope on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 11:45pm.

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In theory, eugenics is a great idea if it means resistance to disease, higher intellect and physical superiority but evolution is doing that now. We are the intelligent animals, but we are also the emotional ones. To force natural selection is removing the human element and though we may be intelligent, to err is human and maybe it's best to let mother nature do the job.
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I dunno if evolution is helping with the brain smarts/superior physicality thing, but scientific knowledge is not doing too bad a job on the disease resistance sitchuashun.

Of course, if i'm FORCED to procreate with Dave Grohl for the benefit of mankind... well, who am I to stand in the way of progress.

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Submitted by xerquina on Wed, 09/23/2009 - 12:04am.
i ain't no ape! i'ma purdy lemur.

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The fact that Kirk rattles her cage is funny, like Kirk is someone to be reckoned with.

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i ain't no ape! i'ma purdy lemur.

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Submitted by Lope on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 11:45pm.

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In theory, eugenics is a great idea if it means resistance to disease, higher intellect and physical superiority but evolution is doing that now. We are the intelligent animals, but we are also the emotional ones. To force natural selection is removing the human element and though we may be intelligent, to err is human and maybe it's best to let mother nature do the job.

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Submitted by Bruiser on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 9:23pm.

This woman is a jezebel, heretic!!

How dare any of you agree.

Go on and believe that humanity crawled out of slime. Heathens, the lot of you!
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I'd argue with you over your judgements, but my Catholic upbringing has taught me to ignore logic and question nothing.

carry on.

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I just went to the youtube page and it is scary how easily people drink the kool aid. The worst part is no amount of rational argument gets through because their beliefs are not rational.

As for kids not being exposed...I grew up in a fundie, "born-again" household. That actually lead me to be so vehemently opposed to religion on a personal level. I married a Muslim, which was a sore spot since they are "evil". He is actually now agnostic (thanks to me). Do what you do, but leave me and my government out of it! I hate their shameless attempts to force their religion onto other people.

If you are agnostic or atheist, you might as well tell them you are a devil-worshiper, it is that bad. I remember being indoctrinated to think that as a child. I hope we non-believers can stand up as proudly as they do one day and outnumber their asses. BTW, I am talking about fundies, not all Xtians...

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 11:05pm.

Ruh Roh! I think I feel the Rapture coming!
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Bring it on! I LOVE Blondie!!

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"Favored races" doesn't mean racism. It just means species and versions of species that are favored by their natural environment, particularly when the species relocates or the environment changes. Saying that the book is evil because eugenics is the "logical" extension of it is just silly. There is no logical extension. It's a theory to explain something, and anyone who feels the need to extend it because of their personal beliefs can do so without changing the book or what it explains.

Also, is eugenics really a seriously bad idea? We don't breed cats or dogs with congenital problems, we try to better the breeds by encouraging health and intelligence, but it's wrong to do that with our own species? Why? I'm guessing that if any other species had the power to improve themselves the way that we do, they would jump at the chance.

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I fucking love the Romanian bitch. Tell Mike Seaver to shove it!

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Submitted by shandi on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 10:59pm.
My high school never pushed religion. We did have a mythology/bible lit class. We studied them both and did compare/contrast work on them. The Christian bible and Greek mythology are remarkably similar. I guess I should say Christian mythology, huh?
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pomegranate, I agree with you. I had a friend in high school, a partyer, fun to hang around with although I didn't drink, smoke or do drugs and she did. Now she is born again, and every other sentence has something to do with religion. She tries to force it down everyone's throat and is very intolerant. Constantly trying to 'convert' me, for lack of a better word (I'm an atheist). I can't talk to her anymore. I never bring up religion. SHE does. Her life revolves around it and it is ridiculous.

Kir Cameron is uneducated, gullible, intolerant, and SCARED. He is scared because not as many people are buying into this religion horseshit. More and more people are becoming educated and thinking for themselves.

My high school never pushed religion. We did have a mythology/bible lit class. We studied them both and did compare/contrast work on them. The Christian bible and Greek mythology are remarkably similar. I guess I should say Christian mythology, huh? It was nice to study the books as, well books, and not having anyone shove religion down our throats. I really liked that class.

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Submitted by modianos on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 9:03pm.
i cant watch it. i already have nightamres that im in utah :/

AH AH AH I can see that... went there, it's effin scary, they read the Mormon Times, and there's no Goodwill but some sort of Mormon thrift shops. I think they don't have Starfucks either... not allowed to drink coffee!

Romanian chick has my vote for hot slut of the week/month/whatever.
She's amazing!

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Yo Charles, I'm really happy for you, I'ma Let you finish, but JC has one of the best books of all time! -KC
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I don't remember any debate 'aboot' this when I was in school. All I can recall is a non-denominational class about all religions.

It had nothing to do with the ganja.