Tuesday, September 22nd 2009

KFed Is Actually Making His Own Money

TMZ says that K-WellFed is trying to drop the chunk on the new season of Vh1's Celebrity Fit Club along with his original baby mama Shar Jackson, Nicole Eggert and Bobby Brown. Yes, KFed and Bobby Brown in the same cast. Hell to the BARF! I really hope there are zero scenes involving Bobby Brown pushing out one of KFed's shamu-sized doody bubbles. Poopoono.

I'm guessing that the executives at McDonald's, Arby's, Church's, KFC, Taco Bell and (insert the name of every single restaurant here) are plucking out their nipple hairs over this in an emergency meeting. Because if KFed is off the deliciousness, that means their stock will plummet and cheeseburgers will sit untouched under the heat lamps for daaaaaays. This is not what the economy needs right now.

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Holy CRAP he's big!

What the fuck? Did he give up the booze or the ciggies or something?
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man, high time to lock that fridge!

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Fat bitch!

And I place more emphasis on the 'bitch' than the 'fat'.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 5:15pm.
He's really gotta stop 'fuckin that chicken'.

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It's not the fuckin. I think it's the oral that's causing his problem.

kittymuffin's picture

i would do kfat
minus the sneakers and old navy shorts

Aunt Bea's picture

KFed is now KFat!

kittymuffin's picture

i saw him in foodtown the other day
he was buying ham salad

probably wants to make money as the next subway jared

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z-listed's picture

Does this man EVER wear anything other than oversized white T-shirts? He does need to grow up and stop dressing like hes 12...fat or not.
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It's because he thinks he's black and almost all the black guys look like this.

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I'm not really that smart, it's just that everyone else is so damn stupid!

Does this man EVER wear anything other than oversized white T-shirts? He does need to grow up and stop dressing like hes 12...fat or not.

Tigerlilly's picture

This bitch did this to hisself on purpose!!! Amember how Ashton Kutcher in all his douchedom glory decided it was so KEWL to fuck with the 'tabloids who print lies' and put celebs up to fake photo ops? Yeah, the reason why you don't remember is cuz that idea went over like a led balloon...Anyway, one of his 'protecting douched out celebs from rumors that are probably true' was to dress KFuck up in a fat suit...Yeah, this was before that bitch got fat too...Tongues wagged...You know what that was? That was to see if this loser could generate enough word buzz to audition for some fat assed person's contract. I guarentee you. He packed on the chunk after that because Celeb Fit Club came callin'...and I'll bet he's got a Weight Watchers fo' Wiggas contract coming soon to a TEEVEE near you...

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anonymouscrazycatlover's picture

DAMN! he got fat!
He's like the White Fat Albert...Hey, Hey, Hey!

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Oh and I definitely think he earned his own money before then. Think about it, he put up with Britney's stupidity and craziness 24-7 and had sex with her too. If that's not suffering for your money I don't know what is.

Andraya's picture

he looks better chubby, doesn't look like a sleeze anymo', is that weird?

Shar is so going to be knocked up after this reality show.

Francine's picture

I want to follow him down the street and make fart noises with every step he takes. He'd look around to see where it was coming from, but I'd look around, too, and whistle innocently.

Molotov Cocktease's picture

How come banging some random person never got me a fucking tv show????

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Stock Broker's picture

He needs to switch to lite beer.

What a f-ing whale.

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Freak Speely's picture

Damn, K-Fat picked up all the weight Britney lost!

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After a few strokes, KF would gush pure KFC chip fat....

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WTF? Did he have a 24/7 milkshake IV drip?

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Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 4:23pm.

I lost 7 lbs last week from the swine flu, it was rough at first, but at least I'm back into my skinny clothes.

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MaNHaTTaNiTRBiTR's picture

OHHHHHH MYYYYY GODDDDDDD

I hate to say this....but Brit Brit wins.

Cindy Salerno's picture

Why are his freaking shorts always down to his shins? He needs a stylist STAT!

govt_cheese's picture

He definitely could, Bo - just slap a sandwich (appropriate) board on him and, to save some money, have him march around the field and into the stands. He'd probably even lose a pound. Someone should suggest this to him.

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He's really gotta stop 'fuckin that chicken'.

Now that it is football season, he could make money as the Goodyear Blimp. Just sayin.

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Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 4:36pm.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 4:35pm.

No worries, as usual. I replied a bit later.

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Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 4:33pm.
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Submitted by The C word on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 4:30pm.

Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 4:24pm.
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Haha Slutts, that's how I knew I was on the right track. ;)

Though I was expecting a helluva lot worse, I'll give her that.
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Submitted by The C word on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 4:12pm.

This was the most recent Nicole Eggert pic I could find:

She only looks bad compared to her youth.

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Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 4:24pm.
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Haha Slutts, that's how I knew I was on the right track. ;)

Though I was expecting a helluva lot worse, I'll give her that.

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sofster101's picture

my goodness, and people were harsh about britney's so-called weight gain. pfft.

Thornhill's picture

Dough-boy has more chins than a Chinese phone book..

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Submitted by The C word on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 4:12pm.

This was the most recent Nicole Eggert pic I could find:
http://www.theinsider.com/photos/439521_What_the_hell_happened_to_Nicole...

I don't think she's as bad off as some.
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Team KFed's picture

Kfed Love!

Sluttsville's picture

I lost 7 lbs last week from the swine flu, it was rough at first, but at least I'm back into my skinny clothes.

govt_cheese's picture

He must be eating Posh's leftovers ....

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jim's picture

FUCKING LAME! PAY 'STARS' TO LOSE WEIGHT??? IT IS THESE FUCKING SPOILED FUCKS TO STAY IN SHAPE FOR THEIR JOB AND SO SINCE THEY ARE LAZY, STUPID AND FUCKING WORTHLESS SOMEONE IS GOING TO PAY THEM TO LOSE WEIGHT?? WHAT THE FUCK!!

snaphappy's picture

Dude needs to change his moniker to "Well-Fed"

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Submitted by The C word on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 4:12pm.
This was the most recent Nicole Eggert pic I could find:
http://www.theinsider.com/photos/439521_What_the_hell_happened_to_Nicole...

I don't think she's as bad off as some.

Oy, what a pig *eyeroll*. I don't think she looks bad either. Her face looks hella young.

@ME, no i didn't know that. Kind of relieved im not up on my 5 yr old pagent winners ; /

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Fat useless piece of crap...

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Zorba-the-Geek's picture

I actually look forward to KFed taking off some weight. His Shamu ass is just too offensive to the eyeballs.

chowgirl69's picture

He looks fat and happy.