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At an Emmy Awards party on Sunday night, Chloe Sevigny and Jason Segel were spotted with their tongues down each other's throats. That's what E! claims anyway. When the two finally wiped the slobber off of their faces and realized hos were staring at them, they stopped. A few hours later, they left the party together and probably did The Brown Bunny somewhere else.
This is some weird shit. It would make more sense if you said Betty White and Jason Segel were doing each other on the sofa. Shit, Chloe Sevigny and Betty White scissoring each other in the bathroom wouldn't throw up a question mark over my head. But Chloe and Jason?! Did they pull out each other's keys from a hat or something? Weird.
But I don't blame Chloe, Jason is probably hung like a pug at the beach.
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She's a nasty piece of fugliness if ever I saw one. Last week she was at NY Fashion Week making out with Alex Olson (prof. skateboarder, appears in Jason Schwartzman's video alongside her) and the week before that she was partying up a storm with a bunch of random frat boys like the hipster slut she's always been. And IDGAF how good an actress she is on Big Love, she still sucked Gallo's mouldy cock on camera and swallowed his jizz and will always be remembered for that more than anything else she does now or in the future.
I can't comment on Jason because I don't know enough about him but if he hit that, he must be desperate.
she might be good in big love, but any skank that blows and swallows for the sake of "art" is just a shitty whore to me. that disgusted me, and i do love my porn. probably the fact that it was gallo made it so much worse. i hate him.
jason's peen is ugly and he shaves his pubes. disgusting as well. perfect couple.
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Chloe doesn't turn down any peen action, I assume
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she's my very favorite but who is he?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
I thought Chloe was doing James Ransone, who is one of the funniest mofos I have ever seen. Ugh. Jason Segel is soooo gross.
She's a hot piece of gross - even her name rolls off the tongue like an STD.
How awesome it is when you start going out with a girl and you already know she looks great naked and also loves to swallow. I'm really glad for Jason.
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I lerve both of them, hope they keep hangin' out together if this story is even true
Ha! I think I'm one of the few people who enjoyed "The Brown Bunny". I found it relaxing till I got to the end!
Hell, no, Jason. Stay away from skanks like Chloe. You can do much better than that trash.
Sad.
I thought the bigger WTF? with Chloe was her and Damon Dash. Weren't they part of that blind item reveal about the designer (Rachel Roy) who called and threatened to beat the hipster / indie actress cheating with her hip hop mogul husband?
Dog boners creep me outtttt.
U know these two are smoking the GOOD SHIT. Seriously. I don't get the appeal of her and never did. She reminds me of that horribly awkward little girl in that movie Atonement.
"Chloe Sevigny is AWESOME in Big Love." I hate her fuckin character Nicki on that show.
Jason did a full frontal on Sarah Marshall movie, the only good thing in that movie was Mila Kunis, I pray for the day she does a full frontal.
Now Jason seems to fit comfortably in that I love you man movie, where his character is more interested in jacking off that pickin up some poon, so he's tickling Chloe's tonsils and possibly her Vagina also, all the power to him.
Why did I have to click on "like a pug at the beach"?
He was adorable in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. And at the Emmys, too. So he can have whoever he wants and it's fine with me:)
Another example of jolie-laide.
Thank you, MizRo! I'm glad I'm not alone. I usually don't feel so damn out of touch, but miss a couple movies and I guess you might as well be in a cave! ahaha
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i really like chloe, but since she put her lips on vincent gallo peen, i'd say she'd put her lips on this dude's peen too..
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
Jason Segel is not hot, nor is he funny. Looked up his peen pic and am not impressed. In fact, I was kinda grossed out.
Chloe seems batshit crazy but she's really talented as an actress and pretty in a different way. Also, I love the weird-ass clothes she shows up in at events.
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The peen is actually not bad at all and seems of nice girth too:
http://ns4w.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/jason_segel_2.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yiA-lIQATTc/SdTVDBC0eTI/AAAAAAAADpY/_hhr16IOHX...
and another one...
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_yiA-lIQATTc/SdTVDBC0eTI/AAAAAAAADpY/_hhr16IOHX...
Damn, I'm a dirty whore! lol
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Like the classy lady I am I registered just to post a picture of a famous peen:
http://cdn.videogum.com/img/thumbnails/posts/segel1.jpg
Not that bad all things considered (isn't he quite tall?)...to bad he is fug all over.
Submitted by kanderso on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 3:37pm.
But it doesn't surprise me that she banged Segel - she has a thing for uggos.
So you're saying I have a chance?! xD
Ugh multiple post. Sorry.
Chloe Sevigny is AWESOME in Big Love.
He was considered "hung" in Forgetting Sarah Marshall?? Damn, I guess I'm a peen snob, cause I don't remember seeing much.
Did you not see him in Forgetting Sarah Marshall? He did full frontal nudity in that.
Micheal - try and get a still shot of his wang.
This can't happen. It really can't. Jason and his fine, tall ass deserves so much better!
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I find Jason Segel very unattractive. Chloe is weird but there is something super sexy about her. Not sure what?? But it doesn't surprise me that she banged Segel - she has a thing for uggos.
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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 3:26pm.
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i find Chloe Sevwhatever creepy. she looks like she'd totally be into cat massages and eating soybars.
he was hot in SLC Punk
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Jason Segal was sooo funny in I Love You Man, which was cute and funny, and has the adorable Paul Rudd in it too, and Rashida Jones, so you really can't go wrong.
Chloe is just a stone-cold freak. She looks like a freak, she wears freaky clothes, I just get the heebie-jeebies looking at her.
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And I could draw his dick from memory after seeing Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
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Finally a pic of this girl not doing that beaver thing with her teeth that she does
I don't find the attractiveness of either of them, but whatever. Fugs need love too!
And that movie "Kids" truely disturbing.
I forgot about that movie KIDS...that was the shit back in the day!!! Made u not want to have sex ever!
No mention of the classic "Kids"? Or "Gummo?"
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In "Saving Sarah Silverman" he shows his dong quite a few times. I am sure when he is at full attention it grows a few more inches.
I couldnt find a great pic of his peen but u can check out:
http://videogum.com/archives/full-frontal-nudity/jason-segels-penis-in-f...
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loozer, love!! Freaks and Geeks was the best - LOVED it!!
I want to see "I Love You Man".
I'm out all - have great evenings/nights!! *muah*
Didn't I just read that she was preggars? Wait? Who was that??? Hmmmmm, I have confused myself!
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This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (and chloe sevigny) sucked dick!
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Mmmmm... Chloe Sevigny is sex-on-a-stick!
Isn't he in "I love you man" and he's hot in a dirty sort of way.
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