Posh Works Out Five Times A Day
Haven't you ever wondered how Posh keeps her body looking like the thinnest suppository in the box? Well, according to sources, she works out constantly. And no, I'm not talking about the good ole' "Kneel, Purge and Wipe" exercise. No, she goes to the actual gym.
A source said that Posh is so sick excess skin on her body that she works out before and after she eats. The source told Showbiz Spy, “She could probably sort it out by just putting on excess weight. But obviously she won’t! So Vic now works out before and after eating, and it’s even increased her appetite."
Posh's fitness regime includes running on the treadmill, lifting weights and Pilates.
LIFTING WEIGHTS?! What the hell kind of weights is she lifting? An unlit matchstick?! And what excess skin are they talking about?! Posh's skin is probably weepy, because it's HONGRAY and malnourished. It's got the sads!
The only workout Posh needs to do is the kind you do at Old Country Buffet. Trust me, that is a real workout. You have to slide out of the booth, walk over to the buffet, pick up a tray, put a piece of fried chicken on a plate, pick up the gravy boat, pour and then walk back. Exhausting! Some bitches have to train for weeks for that kind of marathon. And don't even get me started on what it takes to make a sundae at the ice cream station. That's like advanced aerobics.
Here's the walking skinpick wearing a dress made from a single napkin while leaving a fashion week party in London last night.
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Chick or her representatives must be reading DListed cuz she's defo waxed her face. I still wanna know what she's doing to make that top lip disappear. And I say "Bollocks" to the idea that she's working out 5 times a day. Unless she's turning up to look at exercise equipment and then sitting on it because she feels faint.
If she is so proud to be thin why the fuck doesn't she just come out and say, I never eat...or if I do, I purge. It's so annoying that she lies so much about, doesn't she get people can see her and they get it?
The pro ana websites go on and on about how it is normal and it isn't a disease and blahdy blahdy blah so just pony up and say your proud of it and we will stop hypothesizing. Fucking hell she is a waste of space.
Ahh, that's better. I am going back to making cakes now. ohhh, the irony.
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Posh looks unhealthy. She should get tested. Or get better treatment for whatever disease she's hiding.
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Napkin?.....I thought it was a kitchen trash bag. my bad.
Eat something skank!
I have seen pictures of her when she started with the Spice Girls. She was normal weight and looked fine. Ginger was thinner and lorded it over her which started a competition to see who could get the thinnest.
What is it that women look at being thin as a virtue? It has nothing to do with the kind of person you are and it doesn't make you happier in life.
Instead of Miss Thing wasting her time exercising 5 times a day, (that right there is a sign of an addiction or other mental problem) she should collect all the food she doesn't eat each day and deliver it to homeless families. Let her see what REAL life is.
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She is disgusting thin, can't believe she's married to David Beckham. She needs to put on some weight, it wouldn't look bad on her, weight would make her look a lot better.
ISMU!! That's a great quote, one of many Carlinisms... Hope you're hanging in there honey!
Victoria wants to be sooooo all that and she's just a puny, skinny, ugly biatch.
Grotesque in my opinion.
ISMU - what are we gonna do without George Carlin? He was like an IRL troll. And he does have a good point here. Much like the point on her chin.
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To quote the late, great George Carlin:
"Rich cunt don't wanna eat? FUCK HER."
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Being anorexic is one thing...but her fucking hair is fucked up! She is going bald and does not look good with 8 year old boy hair.
"Fuck me running..."
She is so painfully thin looking. I can't understand why someone so skinny would need to work out. She is so vain and vapid, all she cares about is her looks. She has so much money, surely she could invest some of it into helping others. But instead she buys designer clothes, shoes and handbags and struts around like she is a catwalk model. Look, like most women I like fashion too but jesus christ doesn't she get sick of shopping and keeping up appearances.
She is truly just aother rich, shallow, starving, fashion victim with too much money and not enough sense.
Damn is she bored.
If I had enough time to work out 5 times a day.. I would seriously just get a hobby. And it wouldn't be running or yoga. Too much spare time lady!
she looks so dainty
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it looks like she has a five o'clock shadow
5 times a day to look like a Twizzler in a garbage bag
I doubt David cares because he isn't sleeping with her and I doubt they have had a real relationship in a loooong time.
I am glad she had 3 boys and no girls. If she had a girl, I bet the poor think would have an eating disorder with Mummy as a role model.
Working out does make you hungrier.
She's going to wind up looking like Madonna when she reaches her age.
I notice Madonna wearing gloves to cover up her veiny hands...
Must be sad to be that narcissistic.
You'll never be happy with your looks.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 12:33pm.
LOL
Submitted by Mawy on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 12:30pm.
Why doesn't her husband get her some help? Does he like sleeping with a bag of bones? Oh, yea, he's probably too busy banging other chicks to notice.
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Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 11:58am.
I call it perfect
Why doesn't her husband get her some help? Does he like sleeping with a bag of bones? Oh, yea, he's probably too busy banging other chicks to notice.
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Probably the minority here, but I love her skinniness...Hate the dress though.
Submitted by ann little on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 11:01am.
@Parissucks: she was quite meaty 10-15 years ago when she first became famous.
I would never call this "quite meaty": http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/2008/03/12/spice_girls_retro.jpg
or this: http://beattrend.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/spice_girls.jpg
sens, haha. yeah the rich part might be tough.
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Here are her diet secrets. She's really rich and motivated by fashion and media to stay thin. She has a personal chef steam her some edamame and then she shoves a suppository up her ass before running to the bathroom to free her insides of the poisonous food that is getting ready to ravage it with fat cells.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
yeah, she's probably a combo of both. ana-limic. shit, is it wrong that i kind of want to know her diet secrets?
SHe looks so self-important. She hasn't done anything of any worth. Get over yourself bitch.
I can't wait until menopause hits her.
Yeah, bulimics puke to maintain. Or they puke once in a while because they freak out over a binge. Some bulimics are straight up fat.
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she is probably both, because bulimics do not get that skinny unless they are restricting themselves as well. I know this from experience and research.
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I'm sure she waxes that shit off. She's definitely ana, and even if she is bulimic her body weight would classify her as an anorexic.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Anorexic girls usually have a growth of hair on face and body (called lanugo. I don't see any on Posh unless she's waxing it off. My guess is she's bulimic.
Posh was never "meaty". She was a normal weight. Please......(I have had an ED in the past myself, and even I know she was never overweight in any way)
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Yet another excellent avie, Plecostomus! Gave me my first LOL of the day - again!
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
Wow. How does she do it?! I used to go on the starvation diet in high school and after a while you get weak, tired and all you want to do is sleep. Must be force of will. Someone should study her.
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
Who has time to work out 5 times a day when you have 3 kids?!
Oh that's right she has nannies to take care of the children except when it comes to photo ops, then she is a hands on mom
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Hm, I may be in the minority on this, but I'd rather read about the dead-looking than the actual deceased.
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Sensimina said: TMZ also has new footage from the MJ rehearsal...it would have been nice to see that on here instead of like five David Hasselhoff posts or whatever. I feel like MK is stuck in a rut posting about the same losers.
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you're right, sens! i'd enjoy seeing that on here as well!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
She looks thirsty. I bet her cooch feels like sandpaper.
Jeepster - The Angie pics - NASTY!!!!!!!! Makes me want to shove 15 mega bacon and cheese burgers down her throat!
Lord, that picture of Angelina made me want to cry. She used to be soooooooooooooo fine.
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Thanks ISMU!
But shamefully I'm not really a -0000. I might as well go back to the cattlefield now. :( :( :(
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Jeepster: I never said it was good that she's doing it. I wish too, that she would get her shit together and turn herself to a healthier lifestyle. But I think the way she's been living for like, what has it been? the past 10+ years, it's going to take a team of professionals to help her, not just one doc like in my case.
On the other hand, she probably thinks she is showing a positive example - if her sense of self is so warped then she probably thinks she's the size of Beyonce and it's good she's dieting and excersizing.
edit: aaaakkkkk; I went to TMZ to gawk at Jolie; sweet Lord, what the hell happened to her????
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I just saw Angie...mistake. She makes Posh look good.
sigh....I'm gonna eat my lousy apple now.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
call be stupid but I lover her and her thin stick figure..though thumbnail 7 looks like those photoshop disasters where the artist increased her head size and made her arms smaller for fun...creepy...
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I know you're being sarcastic, but I did want to mention you ARE a cute little thing.
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Submitted by Jeepster on Tue, 09/22/2009 - 11:04am.
It's horrifying. She has the grey/green pallor of someone who's been in prison. It's disturbing. I wonder what the Somalian women are thinking when they see her?
And she has 3 daughters. :-(