Khloe Kardashian Will Become A Wife This Sunday
Khloe Kardashian became engaged to L.A. Laker Lamar Odom after dating for only a few weeks and now E! News says the two will get married this Sunday in California. The Prop 8 supporters have won....or maybe they have lost. I'm not sure.
Apparently, wedding guests have already been called and invites will go out later this week. When asked about it, Khloe would only say, "I cannot confirm or deny…" Beast, please.
There's only a few reasons to get married after knowing a bitch for a quick minute and they are: a) You need a green card b) BABY!!! c) Bitch has got real money and you're not about to let that go or d) publicity.
In Khloe's case, I'm going to say this is a definitely a C and D situation and possibly a B situation too. I just hope Khloe threatens to rip out Lamar's heart with her bare teeth during the next full moon if he makes her sign a prenup. This fartytale marriage is going to last about as long as my last bowel movement, so Khloe better make sure she doesn't crawl away empty-handed.
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Only 72 hours left Lemar and then you're gunna get eaten and beaten by the Armenian . Did you see that dinosaur crap coming.... http://bit.ly/42M3VI ha ha ha
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Did Lamar's doctor tell him that he only has 10 days to live? If you can't be with the one you love. Love the one your with that explains the quickie wedding.
I can't believe everyone is buying this ridiculously transparent publicity hoax!
Look behind the curtain morons.
She looks like Papa Cass
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how desperate. sounds like a publicity stunt. who gets married to a Chyna-look-alike they've only been fucking for a month? her clit must be 7" and going up his ass.
can't the terrorists just drop a big bomb and Hollyweird and be done with it? No great loss considering what he/she/its are considered "stars" today.
I actually the E Fashion Police Emmy Show last night. They actually had this bitch as one of the panel. She looked like shit, was dressed like shit and was commenting on what everyone was wearing and she wasn't complimentary on most. Why was this "nothing" person on there.
And they had Nene from Atlanta Housewives doing the live emmy runway commenting on fashion.
Jesus!
Please don't let them breed...we don't need anymore shit that goes bump in the night in the world. Genetic DISASTER.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I wonder who Kobe will rape at the reception?
I wish we could make a rule that gays could legally get married but idiots with no class or brain cells in the single digits can't.
It's really pissing me off that my realtor friends who have been a loving, devoted couple for 20 years can't get married, but these two twats who've known each other about the same length of time as Khloe's menstrual cycle can.
These two are making a mockery of something that so many people can't even be a part off and IT'S PISSING ME OFF!!!!
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Possibly a B? MK, please.
Are you kdding me?! That baby friend looks like it's planning it's escape out the front panel of her jeans. It's been more than a few weeks of dating, honey. It's been several months of fucking. I'm sure that every time her head hit the headboard she was like, "I WILL....marry..a Laker! I....WILL...marry..a Laker......I WILL....marry...a .Laker."
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 11:29pm.
Ok I don't get it what's with all the Hairy Kardashian jokes...did I miss something?
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They're hairy.
Khloepatra is great for TV. I loved how she clowned on Kim for getting a Bentley. Khloe sister's Kim is an asshole.
Lamar clearly isn't using much above the waistline in order to think this one through, but then what do you expect from a 'ball player'! I can't wait to see the wedding dress! Have you see what her sister Kim will be wearing? http://bit.ly/4wdZMR LOL
Which one of them is the groom?
Submitted by sofster101 on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 11:54pm.
AMEN, my friend.
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they allow such a joke to occur but they don't allow gay marriage to occur?
this is all about taking sacred vows for publicity and to further one's "career." then people who are truly in love in the truest form can't make it legal simply because of their anatomy.
and then there are other people who are beyond frustrated with dating and wonder whether it's even worth the time when we see jokes like these two getting married just to make the news.
She has a "missing link" face.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 11:29pm.
Hey Mani! Just talking about an old episode of the Kardashian's Come In From The Wild. You can see it here:
http://shavemyyeti.com/
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 11:23pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 11:12pm.
I liked the bit where after her hair came off she still had a hairy chest
Ok I don't get it what's with all the Hairy Kardashian jokes...did I miss something?
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 11:12pm.
I liked the bit where after her hair came off she still had a hairy chest :O
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"Submitted by QuweenJillian on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 10:22pm.
Kris Jenner doesn't have any grandchildren yet. And Kourtneys kid is not gonna be black."
I hope it will! I have $30 riding on it.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 11:00pm.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 10:55pm.
Doesn't Khloe have her own reality show?
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Yes, and they're already out of interesting stuff to do, obviously.
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I hear ya. I did find an old episode online and it looks like their best days are behind them. Check it:
http://shavemyyeti.com/
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First thought--both will quickly decide they have made a mistake, which they have.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 10:55pm.
Doesn't Khloe have her own reality show?
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Yes, and they're already out of interesting stuff to do, obviously.
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Doesn't Khloe have her own reality show?
Damn, how do I find it? Can I watch it online or do I have to subscribe to the National Geographic channel to see it?
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In that photo, it does look like her fupa is sticking out more than normal. I bet she is for sure pregnant, although not necessarily by Lamar.
Kris Jenner doesn't have any grandchildren yet. And Kourtneys kid is not gonna be black.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 9:40pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 9:28pm.
@Slutty:
I really like the epi where she gets a new pet!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e12V-4LkM2M&NR=1
Wait, which one's the wookie?
I like all of the Kardashians. They are funny as hell. I especially like Khloe. She rocks...
Submitted by nunya_bizness on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 9:05pm.
Lamar was dating Taraji P. Henson 2 seconds ago.
He was? Then this is a real downgrade. Why doesn't he just pay child support, like a normal NBA star?
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 9:31pm.
And actually I think Kourtney's getting a beige one.
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Beige is so boring angel_i.
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No. Beige is the new black, duh!
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 9:28pm.
@Slutty:
I really like the epi where she gets a new pet!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e12V-4LkM2M&NR=1
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 9:31pm.
And actually I think Kourtney's getting a beige one.
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Beige is so boring angel_i.
Oh Lamar, what are you thinking. Your next home game will be in San Quentin after you strangle the bitch, or you will be in Forest Lawn, interned in a shoe box after Khloe ginsu's your ass.
And actually I think Kourtney's getting a beige one.
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I prefer plaid babies, they are so in fashion now.
@Slutty:
I really like the epi where she gets a new pet!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e12V-4LkM2M&NR=1
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Submitted by Diamondsand on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 9:25pm.
Good God! Another black grandchild for Mrs. Jenner. The girls need their head examined.
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The hospital was all out of plaid and green babies.
Good God! Another black grandchild for Mrs. Jenner. The girls need their head examined.
My favorite Khloe commercial is the one where the soda spews all over her & she gets pissed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o0-ay4bVAs
Khloe don't do it! She's gonna regret this like Kim did when she got married! Don't be dumb!
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HAHAHAHAA DOES YA'LL REMEMBER WHEN KIM GOT ALL PISSED HER MOM GIVE HER CALENDARS FOR SALE AND SHE WAS LIKE GOING AROUND TOWN PICKING THEM UP !!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA NO ONE BELIEVE THAT AND THEN THE PICTURES AND SHE WAS OHHHHHHHHHHH THIS IS FOR REGGIE AND SHE WAS LIKING HER FINGERS AND STUFF ! WHAT DIDN'T SHE SAID IT WAS ALSO FOR MEMBERS OF HER FAMILY , LIKE ICK NAST IF I EVER SEE A MEMBER OF MY FAMILY DO THAT LET ALONE GIVE A CALENDAR POSING DIRTY LIKE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I CAN'T IMAGINE MY COUSIN DOING THAT CAUSE SHE IS LIKE 5" TALL AND KIND OF CHUBBY ( OK I AM NOT SIZE ZERO ,DON'T JUDGE!!!!) HAHAHAHAHA
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Why does Lamar Odom hate himself so much, what kind of wrong did he commit that requires a penance of this nature.