Monday, September 21st 2009

Open Post: Hosted By Gay-Wolf


The Glittery Gays of YouTube have gayed it up again and this time they are spreading the sparkle all over Shakira's "She-Wolf" video. This piece of high-art screams for itself, but it will toss your salad and leave your ass cheeks feeling raw, so wash up before you watch. And there's a 99.9999% chance that this will make you full gay (AGAIN), so if that's the case, welcome to the non-stop party! Ah-wooooooo!

(Thanks Ed)

Posted by: Michael K


OH MY GOD!!! That's the freakin BEST!!!! So much better than the stupid idiotic original, ha ha. Love it!!!

CORNDOG's picture

That is the gayest gayness that ever gayed.

evilwilma's picture

No!

NO!!

NOOOOO-OOOO-oo-OOOO_o-oO_oO_oO_OO___-o_O_o_oO_O!!!!!!!!1!!!!!1one!!!!!!!

I CAN'T UNSEE IT!
I CAN'T UNSEE IT!
I CAN'T UNSEE IT!

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Submitted by Sensimina on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 4:26pm.
Darling, don't call me an it just because I think you're a stupid bitch. And why do I pick fights, I don't know, I've gotta stop. It's just that you're so damn ANNOYING and you fucking spam the site with your retarded opinions, I guess it just gets to me. Anyway I'm out because I'm not looking to start a fight. You and ME are the only posters here who I think are stupid cunts, BTW. You guys fucking take the cake.
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Priceless. Can we get a blind poll going here?

Wanna to meet tall singles, tall beautiful women and tall handsome men?????

Here is a very nice place ~~~~~~~~~ www.Tallchat.com/ ~~~~~~~~~~~

It's where Tall people look for someone to enjoy their lifestyle with.

Zorba-the-Geek's picture

Hee hee... the part where he rolls his shoulders reminded me more of the girl from "The Ring" than Shakira.

MyTwoCents's picture

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 11:55pm.

Wanna bet?

Nitey nite TV!! :)
and all you other hot foxes and cockses!

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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 11:34pm.

my nearly thirty-tenth year old ass can too! I can't backward bend over like I used to... but I can cartwheel and backflip into a pool like a monkey fighter!
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not without a bottle of wine and a haphazardly discarded banana peel.

nite, all!

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

kokoskitten's picture

***attempts to do cartwheel/roundoff combo, pounds chardonnay and then hightails it to watch HOARDERS on A&E*******

kokoskitten's picture

***attempts to do cartwheel/roundoff combo, pounds chardonnay and then hightails it to watch HOARDERS on A&E*******

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 11:21pm.

*looks over shoulder*.. *puff, puff pass*

Ahhhh... *kicks off heels* ... now that's some good shit.

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Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 11:22pm.

my nearly thirty-tenth year old ass can too! I can't backward bend over like I used to... but I can cartwheel and backflip into a pool like a monkey fighter!

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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 11:25pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 11:18pm.

5 of 7, huh?... still gonna be enough for white russians.... that's how i roll!LOL!
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I'd say they'll come out pre-mixed, but I know you'll have to water them down with more milk.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

phone call... gotta go.. see ya, all!

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"Let the winter sun shine on.
Let me feel the frost of dawn.
Fill my dreams with flakes of snow.
Soon I'll feel the chilling glow."

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 11:18pm.

5 of 7, huh?... still gonna be enough for white russians.... that's how i roll!LOL!

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"Let the winter sun shine on.
Let me feel the frost of dawn.
Fill my dreams with flakes of snow.
Soon I'll feel the chilling glow."

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 11:08pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 11

*does backflip... lands in a hand-stand...
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...my 31 year old ass can still do a round off (cartwheels better cousin)...i need a shot...***pours more cheap safeway chardonnay while fantasizing about ABSOLUT*****

peaches80's picture

LOL YA'LL SCARED ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok i am back to knitting , no seriously is really soothing activity ! enjoy the drinkies y already had one ! yey

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.
Louis Kronenberger

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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 11:17pm.

oooooohhhh, you just know how to get me!... *rolling catnip*... *watching for zoo officials/snitches*... what?!... Tiger can never know about this!LOL!

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"Let the winter sun shine on.
Let me feel the frost of dawn.
Fill my dreams with flakes of snow.
Soon I'll feel the chilling glow."

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Submitted by peaches80 on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 11:18pm.

@ angel_i

mmmmmmmm confused and scared here ? can somebody explain ?
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I'm just sayin'...you can't really celebrate until you get banned. Not really...;p

♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!

peaches80's picture

@ angel_i

mmmmmmmm confused and scared here ? can somebody explain ?

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.
Louis Kronenberger

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 11:12pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 11:06pm.

oh, and me, sitting here with $500 AND some catnip!... oh, it's gonna be a good week!!LOL!
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Don't get too excited, only 5 of the 7 nipples are lactating. No Bellagio fountains re-enactment in your yard this week!!

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

MyTwoCents's picture

ESE you holding the good nip??

*purrrrss... rubs up against ESE's leg*

Don't just stand there! Roll that shit up and lets get Tabbied to the eyeballs!

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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 11:08pm.

hey, hey, hey!!... watch the spray!... i'm not tryin' to make tiedye shirts over here!LOL!.. *passes bottle to M2C*... now, drink!!LOL!

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"Let the winter sun shine on.
Let me feel the frost of dawn.
Fill my dreams with flakes of snow.
Soon I'll feel the chilling glow."

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Submitted by peaches80 on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 11:08pm.

thnx TEAM VALTREX LOL! : )
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Now wait a second. Have you been banned from Perez or X17 yet?

♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!

peaches80's picture

oh noooooooooooooo ! : ( mmmmmmmm really? hahahahaha

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.
Louis Kronenberger

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 11:06pm.

oh, and me, sitting here with $500 AND some catnip!... oh, it's gonna be a good week!!LOL!

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"Let the winter sun shine on.
Let me feel the frost of dawn.
Fill my dreams with flakes of snow.
Soon I'll feel the chilling glow."

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 11:07pm.

LOLOL! God I'm easily amused!

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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang

peaches80's picture

thnx TEAM VALTREX LOL! : )

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.
Louis Kronenberger

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 11:01pm.

*does backflip... lands in a hand-stand... sprays rainbows*

TA DA!!

Hiya ESE!! *smooches* Gimme some of that vodka and don't be stingy!

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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang

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Submitted by peaches80 on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 11:05pm.

Just kidding!!!

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

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Submitted by peaches80 on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 11:05pm.
HEY GUYS !!!!!!! congratulate me i made it to my first month of posting and still going on yey!!!!!!!!!!
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*reported*

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 10:59pm.

Sorry, best we can do is a seven nippled tiger with a $500 a day catnip habit.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

peaches80's picture

HEY GUYS !!!!!!! congratulate me i made it to my first month of posting and still going on yey!!!!!!!!!!

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.
Louis Kronenberger

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 10:56pm.
*pokes head in*
Did someone call me?

rainbow pooper!!!.. now that's a show!!LOL!... hiya!

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"Let the winter sun shine on.
Let me feel the frost of dawn.
Fill my dreams with flakes of snow.
Soon I'll feel the chilling glow."

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 10:53pm.

dancing bears?... koalas?... lizards.. ant farm? ... sock-monkeys?... come on!! gimme somethin!!!LOL!

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"Let the winter sun shine on.
Let me feel the frost of dawn.
Fill my dreams with flakes of snow.
Soon I'll feel the chilling glow."

MyTwoCents's picture

*pokes head in*

Did someone call me?

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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang

Team Valtrex's picture

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 10:50pm.

sorry, the only non-Kardashian monkeys we get here are of the drunken or spanking varieties.

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 10:44pm.
*grabs krazy straw*

i would expect nothing less.... now, do a hand stand.. and bring in the dancing monkeys!!LOL!

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"Let the winter sun shine on.
Let me feel the frost of dawn.
Fill my dreams with flakes of snow.
Soon I'll feel the chilling glow."

Team Valtrex's picture

*grabs krazy straw*

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 10:38pm.

always! i ain't no stinge!... where's the pineapple juice?... *Pours TV some Absolut*

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"Let the winter sun shine on.
Let me feel the frost of dawn.
Fill my dreams with flakes of snow.
Soon I'll feel the chilling glow."

Team Valtrex's picture

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 10:27pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 10:06pm.

now that's what was missing.... a pink wig!!

back from getting bbbooooooozzzeee!!
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You brought enough for everyone, right?

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 10:06pm.

now that's what was missing.... a pink wig!!

back from getting bbbooooooozzzeee!!

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"Let the winter sun shine on.
Let me feel the frost of dawn.
Fill my dreams with flakes of snow.
Soon I'll feel the chilling glow."

peaches80's picture

SHUT UP franka potente is on house ! i really like her a lot , she is cool , is she gonna be a recurring character?, is she a mental patient? ok i can get with the wait if someone can give me this ! promise to include you in xmas list !!!!!!

Old age is an excellent time for outrage. My goal is to say or do at least one outrageous thing every week.
Louis Kronenberger

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Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 10:00pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 9:53pm.

i actually like the movie better, Man5!... Jack's the king, and Devito's killer, and Dourif, awesome!... not to mention, Louise Fletcher, fucking perfect!
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And don't forget Britney!!!

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

going to get bbbbooooooozzzzeeeee!... be back in a 'lil bit!

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"Let the winter sun shine on.
Let me feel the frost of dawn.
Fill my dreams with flakes of snow.
Soon I'll feel the chilling glow."

Manimal5's picture

Here's a good House review...and not a lot of reading either!!!

http://www.daemonstv.com/2009/09/20/house-broken-early-review-season-6-p...

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 9:53pm.

i actually like the movie better, Man5!... Jack's the king, and Devito's killer, and Dourif, awesome!... not to mention, Louise Fletcher, fucking perfect!

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"Let the winter sun shine on.
Let me feel the frost of dawn.
Fill my dreams with flakes of snow.
Soon I'll feel the chilling glow."

kokoskitten's picture

and tool academy 2 is on right now on vh1...i'm in a chardonnay filled heaven...

Manimal5's picture

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 9:49pm.

I never read Cuckoos Nest but I saw the movie like six times...Jack Nicholson! Great movie too!

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Submitted by kokoskitten on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 9:49pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 9:45pm.
Got it. Who told you I was interested in natural penis enlargement?
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i believe that was my nigerian spammer cat...
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mo' pussy, mo' problems

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

peaches80's picture

hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm too tempting ya'll guys talking about house is making me feel real anxious like that lost show (except for the last episodes last season , that's wrong ) , i really hope he is not really crazy or something ....... ohhhhhhh nevermind i will have to wait so long dang!!!!!!!

If you make it plain you like people, it's hard for them to resist liking you back.
Lois McMaster Bujold