Monday, September 21st 2009
Get It, Girl!
The alien family has landed in Massachusetts and Tommy Girl was out poppin' that butt pussay for Xenu and working those sessy sneakers on the streets of Boston yesterday. And I see that Tommy propped up those Scientolotittays. Tommy's succulent moobs definitely bring the alien tops to the dungeon.
Suri came along for the photo-op and wore her daddy's favorite lip(you choose which lips)stick. And as for Stepford Katie, well....in the wise words of Dwight from The Real Housewives of Atlanta: HOW DREADFUL!
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So Suri can actually walk on her own. Nice elevator shoes Tom.
no comment needed....ROFL
Suri's capris are Tommy girl's regular pants
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Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 9:28am.
Smeared makeup and pink ballet slippers? Suri is one crackhive away from looking like the new Wino.
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Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 9:28am.
Smeared makeup and pink ballet slippers? Suri is one crackhive away from looking like the new Wino.
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Lol! She COULD be a Wino in the making!
Submitted by Albatross on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 9:11am.
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This is the first time Suri hasn't looked cute to me. Maybe these are bad pix? Looks like she's gonna grow a huge honkin' nose.
you forgot to mention what a hott piece connor is turning out to be!
I'd agree with the call that Suri's lost the cuteness, what's going on?
When Katiebot gets released from her contract, will the GMD come out of the closet or is that just never going to happen?
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Suri looks like the guy from The Cure, that girl is going to be beating the shit out of Katie very soon...lol
She looks like every other girl who goes to the new David Barton Gym. High tops included.
Quick, in the storefront window behind him, there are plenty of substances that can be used to fashion a rudimentary explosion device!! Tommygirl can be blown (hah haha) to Xenuland...We need MacGyver!!!
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Submitted by dementa on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 1:23pm.
Suri looks fucking creepy with the lipstick. I think it's cause Scienos say that children are tiny adults so you should do what they want, but she looks like a tiny whore-in-training.
Oh, and she's not cute. Go ahead and call me an evil person, but she's a plain little girl.
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If you are evil than so I am. I always thought she was a plain almost homely-looking kid. The pink lipstick makes her look creepier than normal. Also, she has a ginormous nose and there is no way in holy hell that kid is only 3.
Submitted by gmrjr59 on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 10:28am.
You know Katie deserves a break... Any Mother looks beat raising a child that is Suri's age is tough.
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Wait?! You really think she is raising that kid and not the army of CO$ nannies?
I have a three month old and don't look like a freakin' zombie.
LOL! My kid's always got makeup on her face. One fun day she was decked out in full goth, fer instance (very badly done) makeup - she was about 8 - and I took her to the video store. The looks on people's faces were too priceless and she doesn't even notice. I love it, actually - it makes me laugh;p And she doesn't do that ANYMORE. Now she gets her makeup professionally done by theatre artists. Sometimes she's a tree, or a bird or just has straight up circus face:)
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Okay enough with that stupid fucking trend and whoever made it popular needs to be shot. Stop wearing scarves in the middle of summer with summer tees and tank tops, its fucking stupid then and will be till it stops which I dont see happening, its all over in my hood. WTF?
Suri looks fucking creepy with the lipstick. I think it's cause Scienos say that children are tiny adults so you should do what they want, but she looks like a tiny whore-in-training.
Oh, and she's not cute. Go ahead and call me an evil person, but she's a plain little girl.
And can Tommygirl please quit this pretense of being straight? We all know he's gay as a Christmas tree, and he's getting less butch with every passing year. By the time he turns sixty he'll he sashaying around in a glittery dress and calling people "Dahling." And his boobs are bigger than Katie's, and he appears to be wearing her jeans. Ew.
katie looks like shit.
suri is really beautiful.
tom looks dumb as fuck w/his moobs and sneaker lifts.
The child does look like a prostitution whore with that lipstick on. Have some control over your child and save that shit for the playroom in your own home.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Tommy and katie both have creepy fuckin bodies. Even when they are 'in shape' so to speak they still look gross and soft on the surface... like they have sausage casings in lieu of skin. Katie's legs in tights for that Eli something show- the dance routine- really made me wanna vom. And now Tommy's tight sweater showing off his turgid nips and pecs.
Herman Munster sneakers.
Tommy is rockin those high-top elevator sneaks!
Suri's cuteness is gone. In fact, she is now the opposite of cute.
Submitted by thedingo on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 12:23pm.
That's Conner in the last two pictures with Katie and Suri.
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 11:39am.
Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 11:36am.
DOESN"T TOM HAVE TWO ADOPTED CHILDREN??!?!!?!?
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He shipped them off to CO$ school.
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Oh, my bad. Connor must have been "cleared" and is allowed out.
That's Conner in the last two pictures with Katie and Suri.
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 11:39am.
Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 11:36am.
DOESN"T TOM HAVE TWO ADOPTED CHILDREN??!?!!?!?
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He shipped them off to CO$ school.
I think Katie looks fine. (As fine as any severely depressed Stepford wife who realizes she's sold her soul to the devil can.) As far as Suri, NO FREAKING WAY SHE'S ONLY 3!!!!! Tom & Katie are lie tellers!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
that lipstick was so staged, like, aren't i kewl letting my kid run around with lipstick on. um yeah..
I think Katie looks fine...She just isnt a natural beauty & she needs to wear more make up.
Submitted by gmrjr59 on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 10:28am.
You know Katie deserves a break... Any Mother looks beat raising a child that is Suri's age is tough. Plus working, plus keeping track...
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I have three children ages six and under, work two-three nights a week and Saturdays at a job, do not have the resources to even have family around to watch my kids on the regular, much less pay someone to do it.
I'm not buying that she has tired mother syndrome.
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Submitted by gmrjr59: "You know Katie deserves a break... Any Mother looks beat raising a child that is Suri's age is tough. Plus working, plus keeping track...I mean keeping up with Tom has gotta be tough."
You're kidding, right?
She has ONE kid, all the help money can buy.
Granted, dealing with Tom must be very draining. But as far as her being a "working mom"? Please. PLEASE.
She doesn't have to work another day in her life if she doesn't feel like it. (Unlike most REAL working mothers who do need income) As soon as she needs some "me" time, she can pawn that kid off on a nanny. She can go to a spa or shopping if she wants. And you're a fool if you think she doesn't.
Suri looks like she has a curious case of the Ali Lohan's.
Oh she is just nasty, nasty, nasty! Tommy, girl, you're so gay you make my eyes hurt.
Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 11:36am.
DOESN"T TOM HAVE TWO ADOPTED CHILDREN??!?!!?!?
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He shipped them off to CO$ school.
DOESN"T TOM HAVE TWO ADOPTED CHILDREN??!?!!?!?
Suri seriously is the walking, talking, Snow White.
Dark hair, white ivory skin and redc lips (minus the lipstick). She looks so different than before.
But kids looks change as they age, so....
Suri's cute-days are finished. She's inherited her father's honker and her mother's hooded eyes.
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this glittery was going on in MY hometown yesterday and missed it??!! this explains why my boobs were itchy...
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
Katie just looks OH SO HAPPY all the time, don't she?!?!?!...... someone call the suicide alert hotline, k?
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Ew. He's starting to look like a Mike Meyers impersonation of himself.
"Mr. Gayelle, paging MISTER GAYELLE!"
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Submitted by ladyd on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 10:49am.
Katie always looks confused/bewildered/befuddled/brainwashed. I know motherhood is tough but she makes it look like total drudgery. She has ONE small girl fer chrissakes!
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Lack of food probably makes her look and feel like shit, too. I feel sorry for those bitches who must be thin...I'd slit my wrist with a butter knife or go around bitching at people all day if I couldn't eat a bowl of Snickers ice cream or a nice, big helping of chicken alfredo....yum.
Submitted by ladyd on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 10:49am.
Katie always looks confused/bewildered/befuddled/brainwashed. I know motherhood is tough but she makes it look like total drudgery. She has ONE small girl fer chrissakes!
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I'm not too sure it's Suri that's driving her batty.
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Bottom-feeder.
Katie always looks confused/bewildered/befuddled/brainwashed. I know motherhood is tough but she makes it look like total drudgery. She has ONE small girl fer chrissakes!
Did they replace the Suri robot because this girl looks totally different.
dreadpiratecuervo on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 10:25am.
Katie's got the "boyfriend" jeans & Tom's got the "girlfriend, please" jeans.
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So true....
Nice lifts Tommy girl.
Katie, you look beat to hell.
Suri is a cutie. That is all.
I've always thought that Katie Holmes was a big girl trapped in a small girl's body. You can usually tell by the legs...especially the calves/ankles.
Tom's moobs are really on display.
Suri is a cutie, though.
EmmaG.Frost LMAO I said that earlier and was waiting for someone to know what the hell I was talking about! LMAO!
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