The Hoff Got Drunk Again...And You Know What that Means
An ambulance was called to The Hoff's Encino home yesterday afternoon, because his daughter suspected he had the drunks in a seriously dangerous way. TMZ reports that The Hoff's 17-year-old daughter Hailey called her mother Pamela telling her that he was boozed up like you at 2-for-1 happy hour (times a million). One of Pamela's friends immediately called 911 and the paramedics showed up to take The Hoff's liquored up ass off to the hospital to dry out.
The Hoff was supposed to be released back into the wild last night. His reps wouldn't comment.
According to Radar, this is the fifth time in just a few years that The Hoff had to go to the hospital for alcohol poisoning. The Hoff's reps have denied this over and over again.
How many "hamburger" moments is The Hoff going to have before he says no to the bottle? The Hoff needs to clean it up a bit, because the entire country of Germany is counting on him! If anything ever happened to The Hoff, Germany would put up a "CLOSED" sign and fall off the map. And can you imagine how much fuckery we'd miss out on if Germany shut down? The Hoff needs to do it for Germany!
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Some people really have to bottom out badly to have this problem shake them to the core. I hope it comes for him soon so that he and his family and friends get on with life. Unfortunately, no one can force him to see the light. It has to be his decision. He needs to be truly disgusted with himself so much that he knows he has to change before his life is over. In the meantime everyone else waits for the wreck to happen that will grab his attention. Let's hope he doesn't kill or badly hurt someone before he figures this out.casino en ligne
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 9:15am.
The Hoff needs to stop hassling his goddamned liver.
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lmao!
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True. Alcoholic husband's are heart-breakers too. My life is a miserable mess thanks to the one I call mine. My heart goes out to the Hoff's daughter. Here's wishing her lots of strength.
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And I wish that for you too.
I really pray your husbands' eyes are opened to the pain he's causing you.
Big loves. And please, take care of yourself.
I just read on TMZ that he's blaming this incident on an ear infection. What's next, a d list celeb blaming pulled teeth for a 5150 hold......oh wait.
@Plecto:
What's going on!? Why doesn't he take it?! Where did he go!?! Ach, men! I'm going back to women!
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 12:24pm.
it did get thumbs up in a wildly uncontrolled survey yesterday
hahahaha. AKA the usual DL survey?
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Precisely;p
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 12:24pm.
it did get thumbs up in a wildly uncontrolled survey yesterday
hahahaha. AKA the usual DL survey?
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Late middle age, he was coming to understand, was a time of life when everything was predictable and yet somehow you failed to see any of it coming.
you know, he really needs to get his act together. he's got a family! maybe rehab should be in his future.
Germany's busy drinking itself into an Oktoberfest frenzy at the moment, so, a PROST! (that would translate into "cheers") to the Hoff if everything I'm able to offer right now.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 12:24pm.
Stock Broker! This avvie is yours!
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I wanna see how THIS goes down.
/nukes popcorn
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Bottom-feeder.
Stock Broker! This avvie is yours! (i was just keeping it up for you to grab...IF you like it that is - it did get thumbs up in a wildly uncontrolled survey yesterday:)
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Ruh Roh. Dude needs to go away for a long, long time if he wants to really deal with this.
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Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 9:56am.
David Crosby got two new livers. If I recall the facts, he got the first one after a charity concert for his benefit (I guess CSN&Y wasn't selling well then). He ran through that liver, then needed another.
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that makes me want to rip thru his big beer gut, yank it out and give it to someone worthy of it.
Great musician tho. ;)
Hoff, Whitney cleaned up....so can you. It is never to late. (Well, it can be...but he is impressively lucid much of the time--which indicates that he has the stamina of an ox)..but will be a point of no return..he is definitely approaching it.
I feel sorry for his daughter, who has to keep being the adult of the house, and keep an eye on her father.
WAKE UP HOFF!
i feel bad for all involved in the situation....alcoholism is one hell of a disease...but on the other hand like someone else mentioned i have never heard about him trying to go to rehab after one of these binges but then again i don't sit around and google david hasselhoff all day either...
He is giving us alkies a bad name.
how hofften does he hoff to do this before they can keep him away from the kids?
Way to go asshole! Put your teenage daughter through hell. Why is this man allowed to be around his child? He shows no real remorse and it's obvious he doesn't think he has a drinking problem. This is just all kinds of wrong.
His liver is probably writing an "I quit this bitch," note to him.
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David Hasselhof is a total and complete freak and (dare I say) douche. That said, for some reason, I just really feel bad for him - he is seriously struggling with this shit, and the fact that his ex insists on making his relapses so public shows what a heartless bithc she is.
I hope he finds some peace before he rests in it. Good luck, man, that is not a fun battle.
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The Hoff is starting to resemble that jack-ass Don Imus.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
"Kit" the car needs to drive The Hoff to Dr. Drew Pensky's office for Celeb Rehab.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
This thread makes me sad. Sad for his kids and sad for all you hos who had to grow up way too fast. Sending positive vibes to all of you.
Shit or get off the pot, Hoff. Either decide to sober up or decide to end it. Enough with the drinking 'til you need an ambulance.
I'm sure there are millions of alcoholics that drink to excess day in and day out, yet never get the "wake-up call" of needing hospitalization OVER and OVER because of the drinking.
My first husband was one of them. He died an extremely painful death at 45 from liver failure.
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He has custody of both girls, who are 19 and 17. The older one is away at college. For all his money, he sent the older one to a very normal pre-school in Sherman Oaks.
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Late middle age, he was coming to understand, was a time of life when everything was predictable and yet somehow you failed to see any of it coming.
What's the deal with the Hoff? He's bound & determined to drink himself to death. He's got what every actor dreams about: huge money (he's set for life), name & face recognition, he's on the hollywood walk of fame, etc. Yet, he's a serious alcoholic, and doesn't want to clean up, despite the numerous interventions & the pleas of his daughter. What's the deal, David?
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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 8:33am.
David Crosby got two new livers. If I recall the facts, he got the first one after a charity concert for his benefit (I guess CSN&Y wasn't selling well then). He ran through that liver, then needed another.
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Late middle age, he was coming to understand, was a time of life when everything was predictable and yet somehow you failed to see any of it coming.
He's a very sick man. I feel sorry for his family.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
I can't wait to hear how his publicist spins this. Does this guy ever go to rehab? I feel bad for his daughter/s. I had to take care of my drunk coked up schizophrenic sperm donor when I was younger and it sucks. This shit really pisses me off. * breathes deep*
he's an alcoholic. it will happen again and again and again. he needs help! a lot of it.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
There's no hope for the Hoff. He'll be fucking dead in a few years. He has absolutely ZERO interest in getting sober. None. The only sad part about that is his children. Too bad his daughters will never know what it is to have a father that gives a shit.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
The Hoff needs to stop hassling his goddamned liver.
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What part of 'don't hassle the hoff' did his daughter and those pesky paramedics not understand? It's not like his shirt slurs. Maybe he vommed on it and the shirt said 'don has the hoff.' He's a sad sad severe alchoholic. I hope he gets help for Germany's sake.
So I guess Pamela's the mean drunk....?
And I hope they make him burn all those shirts when he gets to rehab.
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Submitted by TheStraightMan on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 8:30am.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust
As somebody with drunks for parents, I can sympathise with this fucker's daughter entirely.
Hopefully she'll be old enough soon to move far away and cut all ties with him.
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Amen!
Please accept my internet high-five and warm hug.
Drunk parents take childhoods. It never gets repaid. Ever.
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True. Alcoholic husband's are heart-breakers too. My life is a miserable mess thanks to the one I call mine. My heart goes out to the Hoff's daughter. Here's wishing her lots of strength.
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Can you imagine all the awesome german dicks we'd miss out on?
See also: bored housewives who take to having a couple of glasses of wine in the afternoon before they go pick their kids up from school in their fucking SUVs.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
I've met 2 people who've had liver trasplants. One had $$$ & one had 25 years sober. 25 years sober before he needed a transplant. The Hoff probably knows cirrhosis is coming for him soon but somebody like LiLo who thinks she's too young for physical consequences is sadly mistaken. Alcohol takes it's toll, & will come back to bite you in the ass years later.
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
Submitted by dreadpiratecuervo on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 8:20am.
I hope the Hoff is keeping a scrapbook of all this fuckery for the transplant review board that's going to decide if he gets a new liver one day.
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doesn't matter.. Celebs automatically move to the the head of the line. JR Ewing for one, also I vaguely remember Mackenzie Phillips' Pop getting one and was later caught on camera getting wasted at a bar.
Submitted by ZiggyStardust
As somebody with drunks for parents, I can sympathise with this fucker's daughter entirely.
Hopefully she'll be old enough soon to move far away and cut all ties with him.
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Amen!
Please accept my internet high-five and warm hug.
Drunk parents take childhoods. It never gets repaid. Ever.
This is sad. He is 12 months away from hanging out underneath an overpass with Jan Michael Vincent.
that daughter is a saint!
Eww.ITs the grossest disease ever. It aint nothing to fuck with. Alco's need real help cause they are all fucking crazy,every last one of them.Crazy shit house rats.
As somebody with drunks for parents, I can sympathise with this fucker's daughter entirely.
Hopefully she'll be old enough soon to move far away and cut all ties with him.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Submitted by dreadpiratecuervo on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 8:20am.
We have a birthday slut today who did exactly that: Larry Hagman.
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I hope the Hoff is keeping a scrapbook of all this fuckery for the transplant review board that's going to decide if he gets a new liver one day.
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
How about next time... Don't revive the Hoff.
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how he is liver still functioning?
How the hell did he get custody of his kids?! Damn, Pamela must be an even bigger fuck up, if that's possible.