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Sultan Kosen - At 8'1", Sultan is the new world's tallest dude according to a Guinness World Records. At an official ceremony in London, Sultan overtook previous record holder Bao Xishun. 27-year-old Sultan from Turkey also has the biggest hands (27.5cm) and feet (36.5cm). You know where I'm going with this? Straight to his crotch! One-way! Seriously, someone needs to get their tongue out and see if he also has the world's looooongest private parts (i.e. peen, nuts, ass lips, etc...) And based on that picture, it also looks like he has the world's tiniest head. Dude is a recorder-holder in every way.
And Jennifer Aniston is in luck, because this gentle giant is looking for a wife! Sultan said that he's long, strong and ready to get hitched. He went on to say that most girls are afraid of him, so he hasn't had much luck in the love department. Hmm....scared of him? Okay, dude is just teasing now and seriously needs to drop those Men's Warehouse trousers and show us the goods! My no-no might pass out, but just taser that bitch and it will be back to normal.
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Don't get too excited MK - he's probably got central hypogonadism from his pituitary tumor. Break out the AndroGel.
69 would be impossible
This man and others like him are tall because of a tumor on the pituatary gland which throws growth horomones into an overkill. DR's know about the tumors, yet let them get so tall before they are removed. This is so unnatural and these people usually have major health problems. This man already uses a cane at his young age. He will be hunched over and probably immobile in 10 years, just like Sandy Allen and will likely die young. Sad.
Aww, he seems so sweet. I'm not afraid of him, just terrified that having his baby would shred my vagina to bits! And Im against vagina abuse!
OMG Farmer, I was totally reminded of the shrunken head character in Beetlejuice. It was like my favourite childhood movie EVER. Together with the craft, witches of eastwick, edward scissorhands and the heathers.
" Come, Mr. Tally Mon, tally me banana
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)
It's six foot, seven foot, eight foot, BUNCH!
(Daylight come and he wan' go home)"
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Homegirl probably smells like Pantene, cocoa butter and three kinds of Victoria's Secret body spray...
ha ha look at him with Al Roker!
http://www.popeater.com/2009/09/21/worlds-tallest-man-guinness-al-roker/
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Yes, you know you're living the life when you're drunkenly spanking children in a Salvation Army. MK
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Turkey dick!
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Late middle age, he was coming to understand, was a time of life when everything was predictable and yet somehow you failed to see any of it coming.
This should probably read world's tallest LIVING dude. Tallest man ever was Robert Wadlow at 8 feet, 11 1/2 inches.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Unfortunately Cisco Adler still holds the record for world's longest balls.
He's a tall drink of Turkish coffee.
Verdict: Although the dick is probably not that long and big, would still fuck.
He's seems like a sweet guy, so I feel bad for him, since gigantism is associated with a lot of health problems. Andre the Giant, anyone? :(
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Poor guy cannot walk on his own ...
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I wonder if listing your occupation as 'herdsman' helps or hinders things with the ladies of Mardin, Turkey...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sultan_Kosen
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That's right world..bow down to our big firm concrete thingie.
We are two peas in the same pod cuz I not only knew where you were goin w/ it but was already there to greet you with a chuckle!
My curiousity is peaked!
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Yeah. There's tall.
And then there's that.
Oh well, I hope the publicity he gets bags him some pussy.
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Just saw him on the Today Show. He has to walk with crutches. That's no good. If you're that tall you should be able to step on people without the aide of metal poles.
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Nobody puts Swayze in the corner.
Poor guy. What a freak.
Submitted by Sensimina on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 7:13am.
The Kardassian sisters look like they could start an underground railroad in their vaginas.
*spits out coffee*
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I don't think even MK's no-no would be able to handle what this guy is packing. It must be huge.
Come at me bitch!
There is a guy in Russia that is 8'-5" but he does not like the publicity of being a freak show and didn't want guiness to measure him.
Submitted by Snarf on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 7:09am.
This dude could double-fist Kim Lardassian and she wouldn't even feel it. The Kardassian sisters look like they could start an underground railroad in their vaginas. Big, endless vaginas in that family.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Someone tell Kim Kardashian her lover-boy awaits..
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Shittake happens...
Fuck Jennifer Aniston, you go get him, MK!!
The most tragic thing about this is you know his peen is freakishly small. Body/hand/foot size is not a reliable gauge.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Geezus, I'm 6'3" and feel like a midget next to this Jolly Green Giant.
How in the hell does he use a urinal? toilet? get laid?
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Some poor slut would have to pole vault to fuck him!
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Why am I reminded of the shrunken head character in "Beetlejuice"?
I love tall men.