Sunday, September 20th 2009
Alien Of The Night
Alien Princess RiRi stepped out in the streets of NYC looking like...well...like she was working the streets of NYC in one of Vanity's old outfits.
Don't laugh at this ho, because you know you were wearing the exact same thing this morning as you did the walk of pride (formerly the walk of shame) from your fuck friend's house. And you weren't fooling anyone by trying to make your ensemble look less slutty with your trick's white shirt over it. Because nothing says "my coochie smells like sex" like a men's white butt-down shirt over a bustier. Hotness.
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Jesus, did Rosie O'Donnell have a yard sale?
walk of shame, STRIDE of pride:-)
A Hot B more Bitch
does she sing anymore or she now solely famous for getting a beat down by chris brown and you know they'll be back together any day now.
A true heaux always has a spare set of clothes for the next morning.
And if not, finagle a tablecloth into a dress.
Duh!
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Alien Princess is totally delusional about what looks work on her.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
crazy ego
she look hot in that outfit....like if you took it off her ...her junk would
be all jelly roll jello jiggly....I like that
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Radiator screen leggings, underwear and scrubs.
Fashion Week, we have a problem.
i usually like most of what ri ri wears but this is a serious fail. her skin looks like she used the wrong shade of make up and i don't like that lipstick. but the outfit itself is an atrocity. p.s. lilo wants her ring back.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man
shes stupid...
prolly smells like blohans week old yeast infected pap smear....
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
The outfit doesn't work, but those gray boots rule.
What if she really is an alien? She might be and then the joke would be on us.
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Hellooooooooooooooooo I made it!
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 6:08pm.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 6:06pm.
Hey girl! How's it going?! I read about your night (wink wink) with HD :) How are you?
WOW! news travel fast:P. I'm ok, giving the liver a break today... he is begging.
My Pats lost, so I hope I get something good out of this day with some live blogging drunkiness from MK.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
she's kind of reptillian; she should drive a viper. ;>
I LOVEEEEEEEE that quote at the end!! It'll be my alltime favorite for the rest of my life!!
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Because nothing says "my coochie smells like sex" like a men's white butt-down shirt over a bustier. -MK
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 6:06pm.
Hey girl! How's it going?! I read about your night (wink wink) with HD :) How are you?
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 5:51pm.
MK are we gonna get a drunk live Emmy blog? pllllllllllease
Hey girl!!!!
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
nope- dont like this outfit!
"Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, grow, grow."
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Damn! I thought MK would be live blogging the Emmys so I would not have to tune into it tonight. I'll check back later.
MK are we gonna get a drunk live Emmy blog? pllllllllllease...
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
She a boring lard ass.
if she puts her hands behind her back she'd look like she was being arrested.
Can't look at this chick strutting around like Miss Tuff Gurl after getting her face beat to tomato paste consistency and then standing by the beater. Just doesn't compute, RiRi.
She and Kanye would make a good match, except neither could probably stand having the spotlight stolen by the other.
With all of the spandex and tight pants she wears all the time, This chick must have the craziest yeast infections EVER!!!!
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Hey everybody, I just stopped to say hi, to say than in RIRI's planet this outfit is hot and that those Fucking Patriots lost. :( ugh
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
If she thinks that outfit looks attractive, she's taken one to many shots to the head...
it conflicts me to pick on a beaten down woman but yeah i don't get her appeal at all...i definetly don't feel the music...and her clothes ? don't get me started
Sorry, but anyone that wears sunglasses at night is just a pompous asshole. Just my .02.
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
You know what tho? I used to dress like that. LOL!
I looked like a fucking idjit! Haha!
I don't care - I felt hot and boys liked me:)
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LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
Ok, FINE! I like her hair. On one side. That's it.
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
Fuck off, PiPi. Over your ass.
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I hate Rihanna's music...well, I wouldn't say hate because she did have some catchy tunes but her music is just not my cut of tea...but, IMO she is BEAUTIFUL. And, I love the way she dress. Everybody don't have to understand or even like what you wear, it doesn't even matter. Just do you.
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If you get to vote on my rights, when do I get to vote on yours?
Those leggings are so unflattering. She must not have her own stylist huh?
"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK
YAWN!!!
Just in case you din't get that the first time.
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
This idiot is gross. Is this her life? Walking around the streets of NY and LA, acting like she wants her "privacy" yet only hitting strategic pap-filled clubs and restaurants and dressed like an ugly drag queen?
Christ, her stuck up facial expressions are irritating - everything is utterly contrived. What's with the snotty look all the time? I think someone takes themselves way too seriously.
And only Corey Hart can wear his sunglasse at night.
*yawn*
What's Phoebe up to?
My word, this girl goes out of her way to fug herself up.
PSL- yep. She tries way too hard. People like Nina Hagen and Grace Jones seemed to come by their freakiness naturally - adding to their appeal aside from their obvious talent.
@ Plecostomus
what? no hairstyle today?
*sigh*
when was the last time shes done any work?
RTT sucks. the autotune voice makes me want to rip my ears out of my head.
go away for a while riri and come back with an album.
The effort she puts into being 'different' is exhausting.
RiRi is entering deep into the jungles of Trannydom,where she'll reign supreme in couple of weeks.
Ew. Remember when she first started and nobody knew who she was and she was somewhat interesting? I hate to judge just by looks, but this chick looks like such a stuck-up cunt.
So tired of her.
I see everyone else here finds her boring too, considering there are only 13 comments on her post. lol
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Is it just me or does anyone else feel like MK had been posting some extra random posts lately?
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