Chelsea Handler And Her Boss Rekindle Their Love In New Jersey
Last month, it was reported that Chelsea Handler quit her boyfriend/boss Ted Harbert. The story went that Chelsea put his ass on the curb and he was forced to live in a hotel. Ted probably poked Chelsea in the wrong hole and bitch wasn't having it. You know how that goes. Well, apparently Ted has done right again by Chelsea's pikachu, because the two were spotted being all couple-like at the Borgota in Atlantic City.
Chelsea was there to perform three shows and Ted was seen in the audience at one of them. A source told Page Six that they shared a room together and were even seen eating in public (ESCANDALO), "They were inseparable and did everything together." EVERYTHING? Well, they must be in love again if they are going caca times and barfing up last night's vodka together.
This is good news since I was afraid that Ted might fire Chelsea from E! the way she fired him from her vagina. Because if Chelsea's show was off of E!, they would total give Kourtney Kardashian her own talk show and that would make all of our Tivos commit mass suicide.
OMFG I can't stand Chelsea!!!! I thought the camera added ten pounds not ten years. Chelsea looks 45(claims 33) and is literally NEVER funny. She constantly fumbles her words as she can't even read the teleprompter correctly. All of her guests are far more funny than her. The ONLY reason she has a show is because she's doing the boss!!!! She is the most unfunny, untalented, classless old hag and in no way deserves to have her own show. Kathy Griffin would be a better host, deserves it, and is actually funny!!!!! Go away Chelsea!!!
Chick is built like a linebacker and has the worst hair and outfits I've ever seen.
Handler quickly fell back in love with Harbert when she realized that without him her show would shut down like an ATM on a holiday weekend.
the only reason this trick has her own show is cause she's bumping her rejuvinated snatch on this guy. she's not funny--she's the female Carlos Mencia, saying what's obvious and already been said a thousand times.
If she's 33 I'm 35. NOT!
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For those bitching that she makes fun of middle Americans and all that shit, she makes SO MUCH FUN of herself, her upbringing, and her own friends and family in her books. She does have a sense of humor about herself. I agree she's getting a little bit insufferable lately with the overdone Botox and shit but please, give credit where credit is due. She's a funny whore.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Chelsea's botox supply must be running dangerously low for her to reconcile with that.
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She mentioned the rumor about her breaking up with Ted, who she calls her "Silver Fox", on her show. I like the round table segment, but not the other lame stuff. I also pass on the interview segment, which she sucks at. I love the closing credits where she signs books for about a minute. Chuy is all into shaking hands and looks genuinely thrilled with the audiance, but Chelsea walks off in a huff after about one book. She looks pretty hard for being 33.
@babyjanehudson:
WOW you guys are sooo smart!
I also think Chelsea is just MEAN about some, and NOT FUNNY about it, for no really good reason and a TOTAL KISS ASS to others. She obviously wants to be pals with Jen Anniston and Jenny McCarthy, so you will NEVER hear her say anything REMOTELY bad about them on her show. Yet she loves to make fun of average Americans from the South, people with less clout than her, and any religion not her own.
She really isn't that funny on her own and I am shocked at just how LAME so many of her off-the-cuff comments are. She does have some funny writers and I like to hear what they have to say about pop culture but really ... she is the lamest of them all and comes across as BITTER too often.
Also, in the past, it was obvious to me that her show uses DListed for their show's stories. Lately they will have one or two things I haven't seen here, but it is like someone has pointed this out to them and they are trying HARD NOT to rip off other sources. She has her job cause she sleeps with the boss ... PERIOD.
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Ummmm....all NY Jews make fun of people from the South and anywhere else! That's part of the program.
What, you didn't know that....
(whispers) Jews can make fun of ANYONE, and it is okay!!!!!!
However, it is NEVER okay to make fun of Jews.
Just letting you know...
WOW you guys are sooo smart!
I also think Chelsea is just MEAN about some, and NOT FUNNY about it, for no really good reason and a TOTAL KISS ASS to others. She obviously wants to be pals with Jen Anniston and Jenny McCarthy, so you will NEVER hear her say anything REMOTELY bad about them on her show. Yet she loves to make fun of average Americans from the South, people with less clout than her, and any religion not her own.
She really isn't that funny on her own and I am shocked at just how LAME so many of her off-the-cuff comments are. She does have some funny writers and I like to hear what they have to say about pop culture but really ... she is the lamest of them all and comes across as BITTER too often.
Also, in the past, it was obvious to me that her show uses DListed for their show's stories. Lately they will have one or two things I haven't seen here, but it is like someone has pointed this out to them and they are trying HARD NOT to rip off other sources. She has her job cause she sleeps with the boss ... PERIOD.
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On the topic: Hate the bitch, chelsea handler. She is mean for no reason. I am trying to figure out why she is so mean to Tori Spelling? The fugly bitch should talk about man-face! Has she looked at her own face? Oh, my bad! the poor whore cannot. Each times she looks in the mirror it cracks because of her butt-face!
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They look good together. The are both overly tanned with matching yellow teeth.
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She's funny as hell, but her show SUCKS. The show she had before the lame ass crapfest that is 'Chelsey Lately Doin' My Boss' was HIGHLARIOUS. I mean, once in a while she makes her new shitfest watchable, but it ain't enough for me to even turn on the tv...if I had one...
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They are adorable and I am very happy for them.
I can't believe I just wrote that.
Wasn't aware I was capable...
I think she's hilarious and I like her.
It's funny nobody rips on the looks of male comics.
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Chelsea looks just as old as her man. Chelsea is not a day younger then 61. She looks like a dry up sea hag.
Chealsea looks like RACHEL ZOE only CH face is scrawnier and older. What an ugly beast.
chelsea is the best ever! she also said on her show that those reports abt them breaking up were bs.
She's benefits not so much from fucking the boss...as she does from the unspoken "affirmative action" idea that there should be at least one female out there doing a late-nite talk show.It is on E...so at least she still has a shot at getting better without the pressure of competing in the ratings.
She can't possibly be on her early 30's. what is it with these hoes in Holliweird looking so used up?
she is aright. she called Pigez disgusting on his fucking face, that deserves credit.
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She has the peculiarly pointy face of a child of first cousins
Chelsea is only in her early thirties, but she looks much older. Much of her humor is based around vodka, which gets old after awhile. I still like her more than Kathy Griffin, though.
She is HYSTERICAL!!! Love her humor. He is good looking......could use some Crest White-strips.....but he is handsome. I wish the best for them!!!
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Her show is STILL nooooo threat to dominate the night.She's not really good at this...and after two years she still does'nt look comfortable doing it.Nice tits though.
Please! No more Kourtney Kardashian- ever!
HA! I'm sure all it took was an 8-ball. Expect news of a "White" Wedding soon...
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She does have a 'mean' mien (ha ha) Hekki.
She reminds me of Joan Rivers... has kind of a simian face. Baboon-ish somehow. I have only seen a few interviews she's done. While she's funny her voice grates- like a whiny princessy voice.
I love Chelsea, but I've always wondered about the ethics of her relationship with Ted.
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She's hit or miss but her interview with T.I. before he went to jail is nothing short of brilliant -- one of the funniest talk show interviews of all time if you ask me. I youtube it for laughs every now and then.
I used to like her. On Girls Behaving Badly.
Now she looks too skinny and dried up and tire. And mean.
I really wanted to love her show, but it's obvious that it's scripted and totally rehearsed. Pains me.
dammit, EvilShoe, you beat me to it!
you'd think with all the money he probably has he would AT LEAST use some Rembrandt.
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I loathe this unfunny skank. Who she's currently boning is no doubt someone who could get her on T.V.
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I loved when she interviewed Jennifer Aniston the other night, I wish they would have come together over their hate for John Mayer.
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I have no idea who these two are but someone please intro them to a Zoom treatment, stat!
Love her! Her book "Are you there vodka, it's me Chelsea" is fucking hilarious!
Chelsea has a very sharp tongue, and temper so it would seem. Bitch still makes me laugh though.
She’s a very sensitive lady
She’s always at the breaking point
She’s always on her guard
She’s the fairest of them all
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