Mother Cuts The Lines Best
Nothings warms the soul like a home cooked meal from your mother. Or in Kerry Katona's case, nothing gives you the tingles like a home COKED meal of the bad shit from mom. The News of the World claims that Kerry's gorgeous mum (I'm speaking British!), Sue Katona, sold her cocaine about two months before the video of her snorting the bad shit was released.
This isn't that shocking since Saggy Sue, who probably stashes the coke in her cornucopia of chins, grabbed her daughter's hand at the age of 14 and introduced her to the world of meth. A mother's love knows no bounds!
A source-type said that Kerry gets the bad shit from wherever she can including her own mother. One time, Kerry sent her friend to pick up a little cokey goodness from her mother. Kerry's 1-year-old son Maxwell also came along for the ride. The source went on to say, "Kerry's mate flounced in the house with baby Maxwell in her arms. She asked Sue if she had 'the stuff'. It was like it was the most normal thing in the world for her to pick up drugs for Kerry. As she shoved it in her bag, one of Sue's friends said she should place the wraps in different parts of the car in case she was pulled over by the police. "
Aw. Doesn't this warm your dead heart just a bit? I mean, when Kerry is overdosing and foaming at the mouth, Sue probably wipes her face and sings her a sweet lullaby while feeding her Valium to calm her down. White Oprah better step up her game, because Sue Katona is a shoo-in for Mother/Dealer of the CENTURY!
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its sad when assholes do drugs with their kids. fuck up your life all you want but don't bring your kids down with you. my friend is still in complete denial about his mother giving his younger brother and I meth two years ago. I never got into that shit but when I told him she gave it out like hard candy and that was why so many of our friends went over there, he stopped talking to me. now, his kid brother steals the meth straight out of her purse, along with her ATM card and ca$h, only she's too gakked out to notice.
i take it bras don't come in sue's size, eh?
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
You wonder how the mom got pregnant in the first place!
Somebody obviously drank a lot of beer and had some fierce beer goggles on!
Momma is selling coke, but she is smoking weed. One look at her you can tell she gets the munchies. Momma please you need support wear a bra you do not live alone on an island.
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And there's Kerry's future right there: smuggling Twinkies in her neck folds and beef jerky under her sloppy udders.
Generations of ignorant villagers inbreeding on their way to the council flats of London town are etched on these two ladies' simian brows. Just overwhelming from a historical perspective...and from my hungover perspective.
Even I...a self-avowed anglophile can barely stand Kerry or her mother Sue for that matter.
I saw the photo and thought, wow, Jessica Simpson is putting the pounds on again.
This sadly is one of the many reasons why I support sterilizing certain people....
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Submitted by rovex on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 1:04pm.
Just one correction, You're speaking 'English', I'm not sure what it is Americans speak.
It doesn't surprise me, nothing does with that beady eyed druggie slag, what does surprise me is that anyone cares.
Just two corrections: MK was joking about "mum," which we don't use in the US. And you have four comma splices (it's English).
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who is this bitch again?
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Jesus ! That is one skankie mom.
Just one correction, You're speaking 'English', I'm not sure what it is Americans speak.
It doesn't surprise me, nothing does with that beady eyed druggie slag, what does surprise me is that anyone cares.
"i'm speaking british"...lol!
I mean, when Kerry is overdosing and foaming at the mouth, Sue probably wipes her face and sings her a sweet lullaby while feeding her Valium to calm her down.
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I immediately started humming Twinkle Twinkle Little Star when I read that...
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are!
Mum looks like a multiple self mutilator - check those scarred wrists! Actually, on second thoughts, maybe they're just stretch marks.
She's one fine lookin' bovine.
OMG, she looks so hot and I saw her naked photo on sugardaddy dating site-- sugarscupid. c o
m. It seems that girl is dating online now. It is said she is dating young billionaire on
that site.
Fat mama bitch can put on earrings, but she can't put on a bra?
I don't condone blaming parents for adult fuck-ups, but it does seem Kerry never had a fighting chance in hell to become a normal person.
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"And the Fuckery Train keeps rolling all the way to HELL...."
Mum should definately be a canidate for Hot Slut of the Week.
Well, now I know why Kerry is such a trainwreck. Like someone said, the poor girl never had a chance in life...now wonder she doesn't know how to live like a decent person.
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Even her nips are sad. You know she has some seriously sweaty underboobs. GAK!
Submitted by Plecostomus on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 10:37am.
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Pleco, your avie looks like a kinder, gentler big mama. You know she would not tell the cops she was hiding a gun in her gunt, she'd just shoot & run.
HA! Good one, freebird.
OnT: Well, I...uh..I'm speechless, too.
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Big Momma looks like she is melting from the turkey jowls down...
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Submitted by freebird on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 10:32am.
Submitted by No Words on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 10:27am.
I am speechless...absolutely speechless.
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Hence the name...LOL!
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Chosen for such a time as this...hee.
Wow, poor girl never even had a chance.
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Submitted by No Words on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 10:27am.
I am speechless...absolutely speechless.
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Hence the name...LOL!
Very sad. Wow.
I am speechless...absolutely speechless.