Saturday, September 19th 2009

Shut Your Mouths!


At yesterday's Values Voters conference in DC, reporters from both MSNBC (above) and Fox News (below) were told to shut their gaping whore mouths because the audience couldn't hear the speakers. And they were so damn polite about it too! No punches were thrown, NO MICS WERE SNATCHED (nod to Kanye) and no children were hurt.

If this was an abuelita convention, chanklas would be up asses, wire hangers would be flying across the room and bitches would have knots in their heads. Seriously, if I ever interrupted my abuelita's favorite novela (SPOILER ALERT: Carrusel), I'd get a slap in the mouth. And she'd wear all her biggest rings too.

I mean, look at Mumble McMumbles below. He's trying to shush up the Fox News reporter, but I can't understand a word he's saying. If I was the reporter, I'd be really confused and just tell the dude I'll have the veal with a glass of Merlot. Mumbles belongs in a Twin Peaks episode.


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healthcare is a right. period. & to address people frowning upon making illegals, legal, really think about that. wouldn't you rather these people be legal & paying taxes as opposed to staying here illegally not paying taxes yet reaping the same benefits if not better ones? big corporation doesn't want to legalize them, because they then would have to pay more, & they should. our emergency rooms are flooded with minor medical issues, because people don't have health care, which then drives the costs of healthcare up. taken from a conversation i had with my ex regarding the state of our world, he has a phd in economics & lectures at the university of ireland (for those that need his credentials). i hope you really read this carefully & take it to heart, americans are so afraid of anything new or change. & don't speak for our forefathers & what they want & rant about the constitution, because i, for one, don't believe they had wal-mart in mind & the rich getting richer while people worked for basically slave wages unable to provide basic needs for their families. we are ALL supposed to be equal remember?... without religious persecution, which we still essentially are free to worship whom we choose:

"Pretty much all of that is happening and all of it is good for America and the way its framed by the author is ludicrous. Everything written there is what happens in Europe and has happened here for 50 years.
We have no guns, we have state run (i.e. free, good quality) health and education systems, we have strict state regulation of the banking and corporate systems (hence the financial crisis in Europe was negligible), we don't have an illegal torture camp on part of an island that we are illegally occupying (Guantanomo), the Bush administration and family are personal friends of the Saudi Royal family, and the peace process in the middle East collapsed under the Bush administration but is now improving under Obama. The Bush administration broke many parts of the constitution and used government illegally (see Cheney) and also created the biggest deficit in state history (perhaps apart from Reagan which Clinton balanced in under 4 years) by cutting taxes for the richest and giving 'state' money to faith based groups. GM Ford etc. would no longer exist unless Obama had bailed them out. You could argue that he should have left them collapse but then America would have no indigenous car industry... all the governments of Europe hold stakes in banks, airline companies, car companies, transport operators etc. It just means that the tax payer is represented in corporate decisions. In Germany the workers, the state and investors all have equal power in running companies such as Volkswagen (they make terrible cars don't they? such as Audi's Porsche's, Lamborghini's, Bugatti's and Bentleys!).
WHoever wrote that is hysterical unless you see Europe as being a communist dictatorship...
I don't agree with much of Obamas doings but not because he's some kind of socialist, I disagree because he's using state money to rescue a corrupt capitalist system. But what would I know, I'm just a modestly incomed, modestly backgrounded, well traveled, healthy educated middle class European, brought up in the communist dictatorship of Ireland...

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I think I need to come back from the dead to bitch slap the entire Fox Network. Love, Blanche Hudson.

(Jane doesn't care, she smacked her quota at the WalMart..)

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

Yeah, I think the bottom line is: you just never know what the future holds. I truly believe that most people who don't work are not doing so b/c they are lazy. They either got laid off or are physically/mentally/emotionally/personally (as in, maybe they have to take care of a sick relative) unable to. This country was built on being independent...that's like, hard-coded into our DNA. So most people here don't LIKE having to ask for help, they find it embarrassing. (which they really shouldn't). Sure, there are bad apples out there, but they shouldn't ruin it for everyone else.
I'm so glad everyone is being civil. :)

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 2:58pm.

Evil Shoe, thanks for reading. And I truly do think you are nice person.
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Evil Shoe, thanks for reading. And I truly do think you are nice person.

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putsomestankonit and angel_i,

I will definitely think about what you both have said. Thanks for taking the time to post! :)

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@Evil Shoe, I hope that you never become so ill you have to be out of work for months at a time. Or have a debilitating disease that causes you so much pain that it keeps you from walking or standing for long periods of time so it keeps you from working, not because you don't want to but because you simply can't. Sometimes things happen that are beyond your control and are unfair. So if something like that happens who is going to care for you? God? This is why its good to have social programs such as social security disability and health care should be available to all without worry.

I find it sad that so many nice people such as yourself don't see it this way. And then there are the morons such as Palin, Limbaugh and Beck who are stirring the pot on purpose to scare people into being hateful assholes. I must confess I'm a little bit tired of this country and its selfish attitudes. I work hard and never expect a hand out but it would be nice to know that there is a safety net out there incase I should ever need one.

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@Evil Shoe(sorry - lots of editing):

All I can say is that you have something that not all other people have. What you've done takes a skill - either you were born with the talent or somewhere along the line you were able to learn how to
1.have faith (becuz we live with so much instant gratification, it's hard for a lot of people to grasp the idea of working towards something over time - when they do, they're mostly just lulled by a system they've allowed themselves to become part of.)
2.manage money (that's a real skill, I have much the same story and I'm fucked, financially)
3. avoid disaster (that's a big part of the reason I'm fucked, but not the whole reason - I made some mistakes, not glaring errors; I'm still kinda here:). Like that girl who got attacked by the tree - her whole life has changed now just for her hospital bills. Can you imagine where you'd be at right now if that had happened to you along the way...? Altho there are a number of simpler things that could happen that could have the same effect.

I'm not saying each responsible person should be carrying 10 irresponsible people on their back. I'm saying that, sometimes, it's not about responsibility. I feel like, sometimes, when you guys think about health care you jump straight to the idea of the very worst person imaginable receiving it and skip out all the people in between.
And you guys never talk about regulations. Or steps along the way. It's always all or nothing...

And when I think about responsibility, I also think about the responsibilities of our leaders to design a society where that is unlikely to happen becuz people get what they need in ALL areas of life to help them avoid it. I think about the idea that earning potential should be based on the value that the work brings to the society as a whole to support that avoidance.

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 2:23pm.

angel_i I wasn't ranting to you! Just posting my experience. :)

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S'all good, sweet:) I love to philosophize. And personal experience, IM(ns)HO is where it's at. Even sharing that might help someone who can't now see understand that it CAN be done. And then you have one less person to worry about with the healthcare thing;p

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angel_i I wasn't ranting to you! Just posting my experience. :)

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 1:58pm.

And the only kinda job you can get with the free part of your education is at McDonalds - great. More health care issues.
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I don't agree with that. When I was in my late teens to early twenties I went to college, the college closed down in mid-session, I had to fight the State of Florida for five years to absolve the loan. During that time I could not take out another loan and I had to pay off the loan I was fighting until it was resolved.

I worked three jobs in retail and for an attorney and saved every last dime I had. I have never had a car payment (I own three newer cars), or owed anything but my mortgage (which is almost paid off after five years) and I have NO college degree - yet. I pay for all of my schooling out-of-pocket. I have friends that have masters degrees that are so in debt with cars, three mortgages on one house etc...

If I can be successful, anyone can. I hate hearing that someone won't help themselves and asks for handouts, fuck that, get off your ass stop wasting money on shit and work for what you want.

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@DD: I love this thread. It's all over the damn place - just like politics;p

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btw, what the hell is going on here?!?

ETA: k, i read the comments on this page.

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roflmao @ "chanklas up the ass"

LMAO at "Mumble McMumbles" -- tried to read it out loud to the BH but I couldn't cuz I was laughing so hard every time I came to the "McMumbles" part.

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Submitted by liverwurst on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 1:38pm.
Get your free education, then get a JOB, which is ALSO our own personal responsibility.
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That would make much more sense if it was actually about education. If your teachers made as much as your pop stars, let's say.

And the only kinda job you can get with the free part of your education is at McDonalds - great. More health care issues.

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Haha! Health care ISN"T a basic human right, it a personal responsibility. And it isn't in our Constitution either. It is our own responsibility to find our own health care. Get your free education, then get a JOB, which is ALSO our own personal responsibility. Im so sick and fucking tired of paying everyone else's way...I feel like only a few of us are rowing the boat and everyone else is drinking a margarita, enjoying the fucking breeze. Shit is tough all over and there just isn't anymore God damned room in my boat.

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 4:50pm.
Actually, let me add more. If this healthcare bill (which one doesn't actually exist - yet) was absolutely FREE I would have an issue with it. As it stands we will be paying for it, and have a penalty if we have no insurance, BUT if you are a student or poor you will be helped while you need it. That I agree with.

Having the businesses with an penalty less than what it cost to do actually insure employees to force people into public option is what I object to. As well as having illegals being given amnesty to make them legal then handing them insurance/benefits etc... Think it wouldn't happen? See Obama's speech the other day.

I am not opposed to an Healthcare overhaul, just government intervention of everything in this country at this rate. If Healthcare passes with a public option, we will be at around 49% for government involvement, that is more than other countries (around 42%). That's too much.

The Co-op idea? I like that.
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"a merlot please."
LMFAO!

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 1:04am.

Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 12:44am.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 12:38am.

Iz serve you how eva i kand boss??
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Ok, I must be on crack becuz when I read it says:

AWRRK! Ok, Chief! Anything you say, Chief! You bet, Chief! You're my hero, Chief!
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now i'm thinking of that bulldog and little dog on looney tunes. You're my pal Ralph, 'cause your big and brave and strong!

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@M2C: Hmmm....I would tend towards 2 or 3 myself...maybe 2....

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priced out the african american communtiy, such an accepting communty, those s.f. liberals
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What means this?

And that other stuff.I just don't get it cuz I dont' know who's saying it and I don't know anything about the issues except I know that I'm supposed to think that Clarence Thomas is a pervert and a scumbag. Pretty sure.

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Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 12:44am.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 12:38am.

Iz serve you how eva i kand boss??
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Ok, I must be on crack becuz when I read it says:

AWRRK! Ok, Chief! Anything you say, Chief! You bet, Chief! You're my hero, Chief!

Which just sounds like a bird to me.

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This whole thread is making my head hurt.

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 8:31pm.

Weird OFF-TOPIC but Traci Lords looks great! Go figure:
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3527316480/nm0000183
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Yes, she does. Which means one of three things

a) She has a good plastic surgeon
2) She made a pact with the devil
iii) Those rumours about "facials" being good for your skin are true.

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 12:38am.

Iz serve you how eva i kand boss??

Yea thats racist, you dont see it? That is some sambo shit right there.

"And isn't the first one commentary on the racist agenda which that magazine opposes?"

http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/08/71/29/image_129718.jpg

There's a common theme. I just wonder if african americans DIDN'T vote 90% democrat how the leftist would treat them. Its a crying shame that the San Fransisco crowd priced out the african american communtiy, such an accepting communty, those s.f. liberals : D

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Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 12:37am.

Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 12:35am.
But what does that have to do with Traci Lords?

BECAUSE COLLECTIVISM IS IN HER VAGINA!!! AND I AM AGAINST COLLECTIVISM!!
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Wow. You political types are so angry like.

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But what does that have to do with Traci Lords?

But since it's there...I don't get what the second one has to do with race.

And isn't the first one commentary on the racist agenda which that magazine opposes?

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Submitted by angel_i on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 12:35am.
But what does that have to do with Traci Lords?

BECAUSE COLLECTIVISM IS IN HER VAGINA!!! AND I AM AGAINST COLLECTIVISM!!

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Racist liberalism...

Spare me the feigned outrage leftist driftwood... when it is convenient for the proles to make racial jokes, newsflash, they do!

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Weird OFF-TOPIC but Traci Lords looks great! Go figure:
http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3527316480/nm0000183

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Enjoy, joe! I'm just tryna find the second half of From Hell, which captivated me last night and then CUT ME OFF! ARG! I think I found it tho:)

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 8:21pm.

Submitted by TITS on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 8:08pm.

@ Joe

Moo eh?
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Make that a double double. And hold the milk.
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and I like my milk to be HOMO.

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 8:11pm.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 8:02pm.
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 8:08pm.

@ Joe

Moo eh?
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Make that a double double. And hold the milk.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 8:02pm.

Submitted by TITS on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 7:58pm.

AN CANADIAN CORPORATION
They had two cows, but they were bought out by the Americans and rebranded
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And it is reported that the cows were scrupulously polite to their American purchasers.
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Ha! Yeah, that too:)

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@ Joe

Moo eh?

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Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
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What arrogant self-important assholes thee guys are! I wish "reporters would SHUT UP and let the film roll. We do not need their opinions or interruptions and to be so loud that the audience can't hear is unforgivable.

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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 7:58pm.

AN CANADIAN CORPORATION
They had two cows, but they were bought out by the Americans and rebranded
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And it is reported that the cows were scrupulously polite to their American purchasers.
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Do not dwell on cock-ups, I say. You don't learn by your mistakes – at least I don't – so best to blunder on making fresh ones~C.S.
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 7:59pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 7:47pm.

it's missing ... 'something'.

Oh I know!!

AN CANADIAN CORPORATION
They had two cows, but they were bought out by the Americans and rebranded.
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LOL! If it goes with the American Corporation then that cow they sold...they sold it back to us. Fersure.

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 7:47pm.

it's missing ... 'something'.

Oh I know!!

AN CANADIAN CORPORATION
They had two cows, but they were bought out by the Americans and rebranded.

.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty

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Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 5:23pm.

And yeah, I'm sorry, but if you saw someone hurt somewhere, wouldn't you stop to help them? Or would you tell them to get bent. I don't really see a difference between that and Universal Healthcare except that there is money involved w. the second one...and it's just money, ffs. There is Money Karma. You get it back anyway! And it's just plain human decency to help your brother.

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Yeah, what he said. Ditto.

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Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
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Here you go! An education sent to me by a friend:

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the Milk away.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.

ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND VENTURE CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly l isted company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all Four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows.
No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'Cowkimon' and market it worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN East INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the crap out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive.

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