Monday, September 21st 2009
Birthday Sluts
Darva Conger (44)
Valentina Paloma Pinault (2)
Maggie Grace (26)
Nicole Richie (28)
Liam Gallagher (37)
Alfonso Ribiero (38)
Luke Wilson (38)
Ricki Lake (41)
Faith Hill (42)
Cheryl Hines (44)
Rob Morrow (47)
Nancy Travis (48)
David James Elliot (49)
Dave Coulier (50)
Ethan Coen (52)
Bill Murray (59)
Stephen King (62)
Jerry Bruckheimer (64)
Leonard Cohen (75)
Larry Hagman (78)
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My birthday too!! I'm a day late coz I wasn't sober ;)
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Proud love child of Oprah Winfrey & Bill Gates
Happy B-Day J.R. Ewing, Dr. Joel Fleischman, Tracy Tunrblad, Uncle Joey, Lost chick, Luke, Faith, Mr King, Nancy the Ax Murderer, Ethan, the lounge singing Bill Murry and the world's most handsome JAG.
Any sympathy I had for Darva evaporated when I saw her shitty treatment of Rick Rockwell on "Larry King" years ago. She was rude to him and got quite defensive when people phoning in called her on her crap.
She's neck and neck with Tila Tequila in the phony sweepstakes.
the last day for virgo birthdays!
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 1:55pm.
As a graphic designer that has to be one of the ugliest Playboy cover layouts ever..
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What? I think it's a really a lovely cover for December of 1992!
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LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
As a graphic designer that has to be one of the ugliest Playboy cover layouts ever...maybe I don't look at enough of the covers, I just hate the text and colors used (not to mention the tracking and kerning).
Aside from that, happy birthday Carlton!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKSxlJPmz40
Happy Birthday all....
I remember that cover, Aimee Mann was the shit, Til Tuesday in concert was pretty good.
Happy Birthday Nicole! I love you, you bitch.
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Life is too short, so love the one you got
'Cause you might get run over or you might get shot
- Sublime
Happy birthday Larry Hagman and Faith Hill.
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I kinda remember Darva as been a douche bag. Having said that I remember also saying hey - I'd fuck her!
David James Elliott = Yum!
http://www.jadocz.info/jag/data/pic_new/david_james_elliott_01.jpg
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Yes I get by with a little help from my friends,
With a little help from my Dlisted friends.
Birthday Sluts:
ME! (37)
*it's not unusual to be loved.... blah blah blah*
*does the carlton dance"
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
oh shit it's carlton's bday too!?!?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Yes, you know you're living the life when you're drunkenly spanking children in a Salvation Army. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I heard that Leonard Cohen, at 75, is being forced to tour again because his financial adviser stole all his money. He collapsed on stage the other day.
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Late middle age, he was coming to understand, was a time of life when everything was predictable and yet somehow you failed to see any of it coming.
Bill Murray! Happy BDay you bitter slut!
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
woooooah, that's a long list! happy birthday to y'all!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
HB Maggie Grace and Nc, luvs you both!!
and Happy Bidet to alcachofa_asesina!!!!xoxoxo
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Yes, you know you're living the life when you're drunkenly spanking children in a Salvation Army. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
should be: Uncle Joey "oughta owe" Uncle Sam back taxes. HB anyway Sucka ;)
Dave Coulier, you otta know I'm not gonna wish you a happy bday. I hope you think about next time someone's going down on you in a theatre.
Ummm... it's my birthday to... and I'm a slut too... does that make me a Birthday Slut?
www.myspace.com/5dechocolatey1defresa
HB, J.R.!
And HB too to Stephen King, Leonard Cohen, Ricki Lake, Luke Wilson, Bill Murray, and....what?!?! Nicole Ritchie is only 28????
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Happy Birthday to ME! *throws confetti on self and all the birthday sluts*
Morbidosity is right...Sept 21 - Best BD EVER!!
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Wow, some pretty talented people today. Happy birthday to all of them.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
Sept 21 - Best BD EVER!! Happy Bidet sluts!
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HB Tripper, Stephen King, Leonard Cohen (feel better), and the rest.
Rufus Wainwright singing 'Hallelujah':
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmbQEQltOwM
Morning dlisters!
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That's right world..bow down to our big firm concrete thingie.
HB, Stephen King!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can't wait for his next book. November 10th, babeeee!
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“I tune out self pity, it makes my dick soft.” --Brian Kinney
Wow, lots of good sluts today. Happy B-day Cheryl Hines, Rob Morrow, Ethan Coen, Bill Murray, and Leonard Cohen!!
Happy B-day, Stephen!!! I read 99% of your stuff :)
Now that is some foine photo-shopping.
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Shiitake happens...
Happy Barfday to "JR" of Dallas and "I Dream of Jeanie."
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Darva was on some show called who wants to Marry A Millionaire or something like that on FOX - this was pre-Bachelor/Bachelorette times. She wanted out because she claimed the millionaire was a weirdo perv and not really rich.
"...she was offended by Rockwell's forcibly kissing her on stage, that they never consummated their marriage, and how the entire episode went against her set of morals"
then she posed for Playboy. lol
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darva_Conger
news I didn't know: her mom - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susan_Harrison
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Anyone seen that Darva Conger recently. I'm guessing she's looking pretty hard. I do hope so. Hate to see skanks thrive.
The only good things about that Playboy cover the two words "John" and "Malkovich".
Submitted by luscious_t on Mon, 09/21/2009 - 6:39am.
No! lol, that's the last thing I will see before running off for the day.
*thinks of puppies and kittehs*
Happy birthday to Stephen King, writer of the hottest books on earth, and Larry Hagman, I fucking love DALLAS. JR Ewing is one of the best TV assholes ever created!
Darva Conger maaaaaan is that a blast from the past HA.
"WHO ORDERED THE HAMBURGER WITH AIDS?"
Valentina is so precious!
HB Alfonso...I will be playing Tom Jones today just for you...er Carlton.
Uncle Joey turning 50 is kinda weird.
So is picturing Alanis "going down" on him "in a movie theater."
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*looks at clock*
Wow, MK's up early! Or never went to bed...
HB Sluts!