Friday, September 18th 2009
Baby Abuse
This adorable Benjamin Button baby should reverse the trend of grown-ups slapping children by backhanding Peter Andre in the face. Baby won't be arrested for it. In fact, the Queen would probably knight him. And you can tell by the look on baby's face that he really wants to punch Peter in the face. Or maybe he just has gas. Peter tends to bring that out in a person.
Here's more of Peter getting tan grease on a little baby while signing copies of his new CD in Essex, England the other day.
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He can't be thaaaaaaaaaat bad, after all they named a world-famous champagne after him!!!!!!
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What does this CD consist of?
Jordan fish-wifing him to get a job and him farting out ass cum over the toilet?
I have a crush on this baby! It looks like it can kick some serious ass!
I can't hate on Peter. He seemed like a good guy who loved Katie and Harvey, even though Harvey wasn't his son. Katie treated him terribly when she divorced him. He seems to be taking the high road.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
He looks like he's going through hell.
I've always loathed Jordan: I hope Peter heals and goes on to a better person. Not a famewhore. Not a cellie-inserter. Not a gang-bang tramp.
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That baby looks as if it wants to crawl back in its mama's hole again.
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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 6:57am.
He should do a duet with Robbie Williams:)
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They should 'sing into each other's microphones'. I'll watch, letcha know how it turns out.
He should do a duet with Robbie Williams:)
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LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
@ get serious, unfortunatly his ex wife has her own reality show now. i never watched theirs but knew enough about them because they were in the papers and were on the NATIONAL news over here (how depressing is THAT?)
Anyway shes all over the papers now because of her dodgy new boyfriend, he looks like he'd put you in hospital if you so much as look at him funny. shes also back in the national news, whole thing is so depressing wish they would just go away and live quietly somewhere so i can tune into the news to hear about actual world events!
. I care MUCH MORE about President Obama's Health Care Plan than I do about Peter Andre.
So, there really is no Night Crew left here on DListed, is there?
I feel so old...to be a part of the one-and-ONLY NC on DL. Funny how times, and people, change.
Submitted by get serious on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 1:30am.
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lol... poofter and slutty whore.. that was probably their pet names for each other.
I remember when this poofter & his slutty whore of a wife had a "reality" TV program; it was totally low rent & was promoted as though they were the british Brangalina. The tag line for the show was "they're absolutely fabulous". The show died within 4 weeks; it was lame, stupid & boring, just like them.
I wish both of these fake losers would just disappear already...
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 12:47am.
So there was actually a need for a gayer Ricky Martin? Who even thought that existed?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 12:33am.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 12:25am.
Wait, he's a musician? I thought his only purpose was being a photo-op partner.
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Well, technically he's a pop singer (muso implies he has talent).
There was a rumour going around Aus as to how he got his break in the music industry, and apparently it involved him using his best talent (hint: involves the mouth area... another hint: not his voice).
Having said that, they say that about every male pop "singer", so, grain of salt.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 12:25am.
Wait, he's a musician? I thought his only purpose was being a photo-op partner.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by sunflower99 on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 11:15pm.
Submitted by squiggles on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 10:33pm.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 5:10pm.
I'm TEAM THIS GUY ever since he broke up with Katie and cried.
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Me toooooooo. Those pics of him bawling w/ his moms gave me the sads.
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Me threeeeeeee. But I used to think all gays were sensitive. MK changed that.
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Me four. By all reports he's a good Dad and was seriously done wrong by that two-timing whorey whore Jordan. Just can't hate him. His "music" on the other hand..
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Aw come on MK, play fair! I doubt that Peter Andre ever slapped a child in his life!
Peter Andre looks really ill in these pics, either he is on the pipe or is hiv poz now ..
and yes, I can tell . everyone I know either has it or has died from it..
not good. all kiddings and ha ha aside.
could this be the reason Jordan divorced his ass?
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
Submitted by squiggles on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 10:33pm.
Submitted by freebird on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 5:10pm.
I'm TEAM THIS GUY ever since he broke up with Katie and cried.
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Me toooooooo. Those pics of him bawling w/ his moms gave me the sads.
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Me threeeeeeee. But I used to think all gays were sensitive. MK changed that.
What ever happened to "please don't touch the baby"??? SWINE FLU, people!
Team Valtrex
Put a popcorn bag onitz head and some black lipstick.... it could be a valtrex jr
color me dunk
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Submitted by freebird on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 5:10pm.
I'm TEAM THIS GUY ever since he broke up with Katie and cried.
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Me toooooooo. Those pics of him bawling w/ his moms gave me the sads.
why is this man kissing this ugly baby in jeans at a CD promotion.
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i cant even say anything nasty about him anymore. i would feel bad. he's already had his heart ripped out by a demon tranny on wheels.
Aw. I think Pete actually does kids well. Better than his ex anyhoo..
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Where lies the final harbor, whence we unmoor no more?
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 9:30pm.
She has a Drivers License and rudimentary motor skills, which makes her everyone's problem.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
@ Team Valtrex
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Team Valtrex for NJ governor!!!!!
And no need to worry about STD-infested Paris Hilton. She is a California resident, so she's Arnold's problem. ;-)
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 9:03pm.
Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:58pm.
Think that's weird, my avie is actually a picture of my dad. Clownist.
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really??? you in AZ? sorry... that was effed up... was your dad really a clown???
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:58pm.
Think that's weird, my avie is actually a picture of my dad. Clownist.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
The Fronica clown picture freaks with me.... reminds me of "IT"... why are clown pictures weird?....'ceptin Valtrex..... that one's so old... (how old is it???)........
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
suckandfucks picture disturbers me ... who is that?
I'm sorry, am I being obnoxious now?
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Submitted by Rishkin on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:27pm.
Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:16pm.
Submitted by Rishkin on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:10pm.
Absolutely!!! you berf away.....
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*muah* back at ya, baby!
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:16pm.
Submitted by Rishkin on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:10pm.
Absolutely!!! you berf away.....
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I love you man
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Team Captain Spaulding
fuck Bozo
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Poor kid has a lifetime of forehead herpes ahead now, at least dudes that got them from shoving their heads up Paris Hilton's snatch caught them from someone marginally famous.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:16pm.
Submitted by Rishkin on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:10pm.
Why is that clown dude below telling MK to stfu, when he is reading his blog... duh!
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Really, I'm the clown dude around here, and I can barely read.
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no shit.... but you sure are funny as hellllll!!!!! ;D lovin the clown man!
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
I always wonder about the logic of allowing celebs (and pols) to kiss your baby.
Team Little Ole Man Baby.
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Always Look On the Bright Side...
Submitted by Rishkin on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:10pm.
Absolutely!!! you berf away.....
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Submitted by Rishkin on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:10pm.
Why is that clown dude below telling MK to stfu, when he is reading his blog... duh!
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Really, I'm the clown dude around here, and I can barely read.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
That baby looks traumatized.
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"And the Fuckery Train keeps rolling all the way to HELL...."
Why is that clown dude below telling MK to stfu, when he is reading his blog... duh!
moomarse.. will you hold my hair back later..if needed.
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eehhh...i'm drinking but not drunk (yet)...
Submitted by Fronika on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 7:21pm.
Shut your mouth, Michael. Pete is a great dad and a good guy. Neither of which you are, so stfu.
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i have no problem with peter but why are you on here if you hate mk ????
here at Dlisted... every post is a drunk post! at least it is for me............. heehheeheheheheh................
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Why is he kissing that baby?
I dont get it..
Have any of you people ever drunk postred here *hiccup* .. I dont think I've ever been on at night.
Do you get shit the next day?
eh, who cares
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Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 7:21pm.
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your avie is just so fucking cute!
cuter than the 5 little hellions running around my garage right now.... kitties, anyone? I'll pay for the spay/neutering!!!!????
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK