Friday, September 18th 2009
Would You Hit It?
Brad Pitt arrived in San Sebastian, Spain today for the film festival there with Benji's multi-colored ass bush on his face. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind a good beard. During fuck times, it can exfoliate the skin between your nalgas. But Brad's beard is a completely a different story.
Pepaw needs to take a Flowbee to that mess, because it's getting a little too wild. It makes me think about what his crotch area must be like. It's probably like the second coming of the Amazon down there. It's a good thing St. Angie's vagina can cut through almost any wooded area.
That being said, I'd still hit it while watching Thelma & Louise.
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fucks no! he looks homeless.
Hit it? "It" is definitely the key word. Dude, get a grip on yourself. You look like hell.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 1:55am.
Aww.. I remember Andy Pandy! I still have some of those little Andy Pandy books from when I were wee.
But srsly, it's all about Bill and Ben... a kids show with a character that summons his friends with an offer of breakfast bongs? You can't beat that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcF9JSxkUSE
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 1:48am.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 1:39am.
Dear cool kids http://www.wordwebonline.com/en/SPELT
that's right. suck it.
That might be kosher in Canada, but not in any english speaking country.
Do you have wheat in Canada?
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I think they do. But, TITS would only recognise it if it came in a little baggie with an illustrative picture on the front.
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 1:51am.
@Sandy
I believe so. That's what donuts are made of, right?
Reminds me...FIST!
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 1:37am.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 1:26am.
OMG! I found an ep. of Bill and Ben on youtube!
For those of you too young to remember, Bill and Ben had a friend called weed that would summon Bill and Ben by calling out WEEEEEEEDDD!! lol
I was always more of an Andy Pandy girl myself.
note: having 2 dogs/barking is a pain in the arse (when you smoke weed) forever hiding/refinding/knocking the bong over every time a fucking dog barks at nothing.
Carry on.
@Sandy
I believe so. That's what donuts are made of, right?
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 1:39am.
Dear cool kids http://www.wordwebonline.com/en/SPELT
that's right. suck it.
That might be kosher in Canada, but not in any english speaking country.
Do you have wheat in Canada?
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 1:44am.
Point. Set, and Match.
*hits page refresh repeatedly*
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 1:29am.
M2C is already loose enough.
LOOSER!
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LOL.. Yo Sandbitch, I'm really happy for you and I'mma let you finish, but... jelly h8r is THE BEST BASTARDISATION OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE EVER!
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Dear cool kids http://www.wordwebonline.com/en/SPELT
that's right. suck it.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 1:26am.
OMG! I found an ep. of Bill and Ben on youtube!
For those of you too young to remember, Bill and Ben had a friend called weed that would summon Bill and Ben by calling out WEEEEEEEDDD!! lol
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 1:24am.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 1:01am.
You spelled the hexaploid species of wheat right.
---Y'know I've picked her up on that before.
SPELT IS FUCKING WHEAT!
Oh great. Now that all the cool kids are here I have to go to sleep.
fuck.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 1:01am.
@ My2 - you spelt fist wrong.
DEAL! I'll fist Brad first, loosen it up some for the followers.
M2C is already loose enough.
LOOSER!
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 1:24am.
WEED, it's called WEED.
sheesh.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 1:01am.
You spelled the hexaploid species of wheat right.
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
@ My2 - you spelt fist wrong.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sun, 09/20/2009 - 12:10am.
Me hearts your avi :)
And you spelled frist wrong.
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
I'd hit it, but I'm not doing sloppy seconds after all of you hwores. No.
***FIRST***
HELL TO THE YES :D
six ways from Sunday... and then I'd go into witness protection to avoid the wrath of Bradiful B.
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
HELL TO THE NO!!
A place someone who can treat you as a king or who can spoil you like a queen, this is the great place. It's dedicated for those sugar daddies --sugarscupid.Com-- !!! who are rich and successful to support and pamper women who will treat you like a king and for sugar babies who are attractive and young to seek a generous benefactor to mentor and take care of you.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 9:07a
I wish he would just go home, and start looking after all his kids, he is getting as ridiculous as Spencer Pratt, with all these stupid photo ops.
***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************
Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 09/19/2009 - 9:07am.
He constantly tips the paps off, so they are always around him. He is never at home with the kids, his movie schedule speaks for itself, the only time they ever see him is before a movie when he needs his two-by-two grocery trips
***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************
I don't think paps are allowed at the mansion, so we'll never know.
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Bottom-feeder.
When is this man ever at home with his children?
***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************
So chanelling Billy Bob. Armpitt is like mash without gravy
***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************
Submitted by daisydaisy on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 3:01pm.
He is expecting taxpayers money for his "charity work in New Orleans", he has been married once so he is not holding out for gays, and no he is NOT an architect.
He is *just* a celebrity who thinks he knows something about architecture.
***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************
Josh Hollaway
Hugh Jackman
Johnny Depp
Hot
Armpitt
talentless
small dick
* correction only talent morphing into the woman he is with
He is starting to look like Billy Bob 2.0.
***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
I bet I can find 1,000,000 military guys and admirers on internet! join us and show your respect to them. **______Meetmilitary.com______**
Show your support for our Troops wearing their uniforms in public places. They are should be well-beloved since your safety is safeguard by them!
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
I bet I can find 1,000,000 military guys and admirers on internet! join us and show your respect to them. **______Meetmilitary.com______**
Show your support for our Troops wearing their uniforms in public places. They are should be well-beloved since your safety is safeguard by them!
Poor Teri Ann could only handle but a minute on this. *sigh* ...hopefully they'll be some skin and bones Angie thread for her to really get her motor running on this weekend...
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
No, but seriously, Bradi. Would you hit it?
I'm sure the beard is just for a roll. They a bunch a skinny minis for how many rolls they take on in a year...
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
We continue to be amazed at the 'popularity' of talent-free homosexual tinymeat brad pitt!
I'd lick it, not hit it. He's still hot under that chia growth.
Ever notice that "That being said" is always a precursor to MK saying he'd hit it?
TMI, my DH is salt & pepper on top and completely "high school" below the belt! Brad looks like he's fallen off the deep end...and that's ok 'cause he's 'Hollywood' and we expected it.
Sorry, but a gray beard is a deal breaker for me. It might mean there is gray pubes or other gray body hair. That shit is just depressing. I don't want to be reminded of aging and impending death while I'm trying to suck cock.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 9:58pm.
hahahahaha You got it bad, then.
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Stefie Shock, "Ange gardien"
Tristram on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 9:35pm.
OK, let's explore this:
1. What if you tugged his rug and it slipped off?
I would glue it back on.
2. What if he smelled bad?
Define "bad", I mean, secksay times smellz like secks and hopefully Jager
3. What if he insisted on calling you "Angie"? Or "Jen"?
I would insist on calling him George, Colin or Olivier Martinez
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
xxyxz, missed your Neicy Nash ass! *slobbery kisses*
Sweetas♥
*pulls Brad's hat off* *whacks him with it* Dammit man! Embrace the hawt!
Bradiful, the question is how to pry you off afterwards? ;) Nah, some things are better just left alone.
Bradiful, Tristram!! ♥♥ Don't worry Tristram, it was HAWT! And I've got pictures. Muahahahaha.
I would not hit it in a box.
I would not hit it with a fox...wait...maybe a rabid fox...
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Where lies the final harbor, whence we unmoor no more?
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 9:31pm.
if any of you really have to ask me if I'd hit it...
OK, let's explore this:
1. What if you tugged his rug and it slipped off?
2. What if he smelled bad?
3. What if he insisted on calling you "Angie"? Or "Jen"?
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Stefie Shock, "Ange gardien"
HAI SWEETAS!!!!
Quick drive by, if any of you really have to ask me if I'd hit it...
Seriously.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Sweetas was looking through my drapes, over my shoulder. *shaking fist at sky*