No Baby For Berry
All hope for Halle Berry to name her rumored new baby Simba has been thrown out the window, because she has declared that her womb currently has a NO VACANCY sign on it. On Jay Leno last night, Halle denied the rumor that she's pregnant with her second baby friend.
When Jay told Halle that she looked terrific, she responded with: "You know, thank you for that, Jay, because that must mean that pregnancy rumors can be put to bed! I was getting a complex! Because I was like, I've got to stop with the burgers or something!"
Wait. Is Halle implying that knocked up chicks don't look "terrific"? Halle better brace her inbox for a flurry of e-mails from the mommy-to-be mafia. I've been e-slapped by them before and they don't play. Blame it on the fetus kicking their insides.
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Submitted by Cheetofrapp on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 11:33am.
I disagree. Yes, I may be a pervert but not about preggos. There is something beautiful about pregnant women to me. Just my opinion... carry on.
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 11:29am.
I love the boots look. However, unfortunately more people who look like J. Hudson will wear them, than people who look like Halle
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BWAHAHAHAHA!! oh, i luvs you when you're on one of your evel rolls!
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why won't you let me be great with my Tom Fords??
Submitted by Im a Princess on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 11:31am.
So, what do you suppose she bathes in to keep her skin looking like that??? Baby Oil, butter, crisco...what??? I would kill for it.
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Gabriel's jizz.
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Wouldn't having a "No Vacancy" sign on her womb make her pregnant? As in it's being occupied?
Halle looks great. But I really dislike people who say a pregnant woman is ugly and fat.
Not all pregnant women become heifers.
Morning people.
And I say morning cause i woke up 20 min ago.
OT: Simba is the name of my dog. but my other dog is not Nala.
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Is this real life?
I think the pregnant form is so so hideous. More people need to be honest about it. Anything to the contrary is either a lie or perverted
She is so beautiful. I hate her. (not really...I mean, not really that I hate her)
If she is happy now, good for her. Her horrible taste in men seems to be gone now. It caused her some real problems.
So, what do you suppose she bathes in to keep her skin looking like that??? Baby Oil, butter, crisco...what??? I would kill for it.
Dayum Halle is hot. If I was a tree limb I'd aim lower than her neck.
I love the boots look. However, unfortunately more people who look like J. Hudson will wear them, than people who look like Halle.
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In you I've found a story I want to keep hearing.
In you I see all colors, not just black or white.
In you I find a reason and hope for all dreamers
You are my fill-you're my supply of love and pride.
ok, after feeling like i should "kill myself until i'm dead" (Naked Gun 3 1/4)because of THIS BITCH, i need an OP
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why won't you let me be great with my Tom Fords??
halle looks lovely as always...she can rock the short do's better than anyone...
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
Purty Girl on Leno and I don't care
Purty Girl on Leno and I don't care
Loozer wants to go away...
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Yes I get by with a little help from my friends,
With a little help from my Dlisted friends.
I have to echo what most of y'all said...she is hot and it just aint fair! I so would not mind being her in the least. Dayum!
MJT, between her and Shakira, I get the appeal of the boots. But I'm just an old gunty fatty so I can't imagine how they'd look on us mortals.
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 11:20am.
Thanks honey and so are you. :) I think anyone looks like an ugly troll next to Miss Berry unfortunately.
Fair enough, but that woman is Perfect, we can't compare ourselves to her.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 11:20am.
Thanks honey and so are you. :) I think anyone looks like an ugly troll next to Miss Berry unfortunately. And I bought some boots like that and I am going to rock them even if I look ridiculous and end up on thatsacrazyoutfit.com. SO there.
@ Jack - I hate myself sometimes. WHEN am I going to learn that responsibility sometimes has to outweigh FUN...I'm almost 30 and this lesson still escapes me :(
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
Submitted by FilthyBitch on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 11:21am.
Yes, I lmao at the thought of him getting "e-slapped" by a bunch of preggo soccer moms!
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Wouldn't her womb have a VACANCY sign if it was empty? NO VACANCY is when shit is full.
Also, does anyone else giggle like an idiot at the thought of a bunch of pregnant women trying to give MK a lecture through email because he insulted them? Like what the fuck is anyone going to say to him that wouldn't just make him say "bitch, please".
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Doctors, soldiers, actors,lawyer,why not a fuker?? FUKER: the most fashionable and the most profitable work!!!!.... Spammer (probably EH or just a floozy)
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 11:19am.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 11:10am.
you iz gorgeous. :( I dont like when you talk like that.
now, If I put those boots I'll have a muffin top above my knees! ( a big one) LOL
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
MJT - we ARE long lost twins. I've got the after party shakes this moanin as well.
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 11:13am.
she is so fucking gorgeous. It's not fair she gets to look like that.
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i know! bitch could be digging in her nose all the way to her brain and she'll still look sessy!
what are we, mere mortals to do when we KNOW there is such a creature roaming the streets??
*shoots self*
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I think I knocked my chicken.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 11:10am.
Random story but I'm hungover and hating life right now. Anyway, I was totally going to google her to see how tall she was so I could say SEE she is short and wears those boots...but then I realized that she is fucking Halle Berry...and well, I'm so not. *sigh*
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
I would turn lezbo for that woman in the blink of an eye, she is fucking perfect...
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
She makes me feel funny downthere.
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I wouldn't give a shit if she was bald... I'd melt her chocolate in a heartbeat!
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
I like her with a little more hair, still a beauty, however.
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sigh, i want to be her
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Yes, you know you're living the life when you're drunkenly spanking children in a Salvation Army. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
stop with the burgers and give them to you fucking twat, I'm starving. fucking bitch.
she is so fucking gorgeous. It's not fair she gets to look like that.
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In you I've found a story I want to keep hearing.
In you I see all colors, not just black or white.
In you I find a reason and hope for all dreamers
You are my fill-you're my supply of love and pride.
She's hot. That is all.
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
POW! All kinds of sessiness!!
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
LOVE that she's back to rocking the shit out of the short hair!
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Well, finally! A non-preggy celebrity.
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