No Baby For Berry
All hope for Halle Berry to name her rumored new baby Simba has been thrown out the window, because she has declared that her womb currently has a NO VACANCY sign on it. On Jay Leno last night, Halle denied the rumor that she's pregnant with her second baby friend.
When Jay told Halle that she looked terrific, she responded with: "You know, thank you for that, Jay, because that must mean that pregnancy rumors can be put to bed! I was getting a complex! Because I was like, I've got to stop with the burgers or something!"
Wait. Is Halle implying that knocked up chicks don't look "terrific"? Halle better brace her inbox for a flurry of e-mails from the mommy-to-be mafia. I've been e-slapped by them before and they don't play. Blame it on the fetus kicking their insides.
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She melted my monitor a l'il bit. She's all degrees of sizzlin'.
She is rocking the Pube-Head do again, too bad.
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If she wasn't pregnant then why did she wear the baggy shirts for the last month. She knows this starts the preg rumors.
If I got a chance to bang Gabriel Aubry, I would never let him detach. We'd have to go everywhere as one.
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Halle looks great.
She needs to reproduce more often.
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She and her boyfriend would make hot babies!
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Theresa "Prostitute Whore" Guidice just had her 4th daughter. She looked beautiful until she gave birth this week. Just sayin'.
Um yeah, hot ass boots...*heading out to go buy me some, however, I probably won't look like Halley in them. Ah well.
People like Halle and her hot boyfriend should be spittin out 8 kids, and not dem uglies the grosselins and octoface.
The world would be a beautiful place
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I would wear those boots, and nothing else.
*calls self a whore*
*reports self*
you too my lovely Jewess friend!
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In you I've found a story I want to keep hearing.
In you I see all colors, not just black or white.
In you I find a reason and hope for all dreamers
You are my fill-you're my supply of love and pride.
Ima not gonna hate on Halle.
It appears, as in italics and quotes above, she was just referring to her self image.
I have not yet watched Jay Leno and he can piss off as far as I am concerned. One night a week at 10pm is plenty but no, huh uh, he's gotta be pig about it.
*struts off all snooty like with nose in the air*
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 12:18pm.
Farrah, it's the truth though!
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i know! even i (if i could wear heels) wouldn't DARE wear those things!
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Farrah, it's the truth though! Too many "real women" wear thigh high boots and pother shit they should NOT be wearing!
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In you I've found a story I want to keep hearing.
In you I see all colors, not just black or white.
In you I find a reason and hope for all dreamers
You are my fill-you're my supply of love and pride.
I thought Halle was hot as the catwoman.
uvulalala - this right here ----> "And then pussybitched for fifteen minutes because one of the shots got him in the mouth."
Made me choke on my lunch! hahahahahahahahaa
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Jack, LOL, yeah, that was probably not one of your brightest moments. :P Perhaps the sudden increase in her stamina was good for her though! My dog is the one dispensing most of the pain around my place lately. He has sandpaper paws and he also thinks that every time you put out your hand or foot or arm or anything, that means that you want to 'shake' or a 'gimme five', plus he is like 80+lbs, so sometimes we get a lot of abuse from him just playing around.
M.E. lol - she tried that shit last night but I was ready for it... I gots me some cat-like reflexes... I'm a ninja, ya'll!
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
jack, Mr. Uvy purposely scared the shit out of me when I was coming out of the bathroom after getting ready for bed and got his ass pummeled. And then pussybitched for fifteen minutes because one of the shots got him in the mouth.
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
*peen grab as Jack walks by*
KD! LOL... I tried the charlie horse knuckle stab at the wife last night.... She beat.my.ass. I'm sure I could have waited until she felt better and not running fever but could not resist... I have bruises on the back of my arm where she pinched the living shit ot of me! LOLOLOLOLOLOL at how mad she got!!!
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 11:54am.
*boob grabs and ass slaps all around*
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*smack followed by charlie horse jab*
I got more sex PREGNANT than I do normally. Men DO find a pregnant woman sexy as hell.
Most pregnant woman are very beautiful. And Halle is beautiful all the time, kick ass boots.
cheetofrapp - well, if you find pregnant women so repulsive, then I guess we can assume your idiotic ass will not be breeding?!?!
Then good. Please go schedule that hystorectomy now.
Thanks.
uvulalalalala - gots it baby! That was the best part of the entire trailer. I lmao. Next to "keep fuckin that chicken" the thumbs downsy is gonna be my new thing.
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
I bet that she's "under the moon" with her non-pregnancy.
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Thanks, jack! I wasn't sure if you'd seen my link earlier and that's why the MJT mailz.
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STUPID FATASS PREGNANT MOTHER FUCKERS!!!
*boob grabs and ass slaps all around*
Uvy - nice avie!!!! hilarious....
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 11:50am.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 11:47am.
Submitted by Cheetofrapp on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 11:33am.
I think the pregnant form is so so hideous. More people need to be honest about it. Anything to the contrary is either a lie or perverted
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Well, then I'm sure you won't be offended when I say that your mom looked like rancid buttshit when she was bringing your ass into this world.
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Man, I LOVE Halle Berry. She so fine.
Halle Berry, VB (UGH), Rihanna really make me jealous with their short hair. I want a short cut so bad but I don't think I have the right facial features for them. I am also too afraid to chop off my long hair. I have had it too long, I feel attached.
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Submitted by Cheetofrapp on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 11:41am.
Yuck! That nasty distended belly is PUKE inducing, and I'm speaking as a woman. We should go back to olden times where preggo women stayed out of the public sphere, and this is just purely on an aesthetic level. Revolting!
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Ok then. When you get named Supreme Leader of All That Is Aesthetically Pleasing, we'll do that.
(you were right, freebird - I can't stop editing!)
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Submitted by sugar free on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 11:49am.
i agree. girl has got it together but i can't hate on her. she's been through some shitty things and seems like a genuinely nice person.
I saw this last night and thought she was very sincere and funny. Nice rack too!
I just dry-humped that picture of Halle. Was that wrong of me?
Submitted by Cheetofrapp on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 11:33am.
I think the pregnant form is so so hideous. More people need to be honest about it. Anything to the contrary is either a lie or perverted
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I WONDER if two people on this Earth could possibly have different preferences, or if we are all just liars and perverts if we don't have your point of view.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 11:47am.
Submitted by Cheetofrapp on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 11:33am.
I think the pregnant form is so so hideous. More people need to be honest about it. Anything to the contrary is either a lie or perverted
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Well, then I'm sure you won't be offended when I say that your mom looked like rancid buttshit when she was bringing your ass into this world.
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Submitted by Cheetofrapp on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 11:33am.
I think the pregnant form is so so hideous. More people need to be honest about it. Anything to the contrary is either a lie or perverted
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So.. because YOU think it is hideous, anyone else who think contrary CLEARLY must be lying?? Please. Open up you mind to the possibility of the fact that there ARE other opinions than yours.
i agree. girl has got it together but i can't hate on her. she's been through some shitty things and seems like a genuinely nice person.
Submitted by jennajenna on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 11:37am.
Wouldn't having a "No Vacancy" sign on her womb make her pregnant? As in it's being occupied?
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haha, 'occupied' is my code word to my bf for being on the rag.
cheetofrap: let's not get ahead of ourselves here. you won't be able to honestly say "speaking as a woman" until they complete the final proceedure.
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Submitted by Cheetofrapp on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 11:33am.
I think the pregnant form is so so hideous. More people need to be honest about it. Anything to the contrary is either a lie or perverted
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Well, then I'm sure you won't be offended when I say that your mom looked like rancid buttshit when she was bringing your ass into this world.
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 11:44am.
It's not worth it. It's a troll that's probably tooling around on it's iphone in 3rd period study hall. *rolls eyes* I'm off to find someone to take my bitchiness out on...
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I need those boots for tonight's "I am a free woman back off or ima slap ya" look.
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by Cheetofrapp on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 11:41am
*blank stare*
*side eyes MJT*
3....2....
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Fookin' gettin' all hot outside, summer, I QUIT YOU BITCH!
Is my dad Jay Leno's new hair stylist, because they totally have the same do.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 11:39am.
You've got mail Jack.
Edited Because it was waaaaaaay too bitchy and I'm sure I would have offended
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
Yuck! That nasty distended belly is PUKE inducing, and I'm speaking as a woman. We should go back to olden times where preggo women stayed out of the public sphere, and this is just purely on an aesthetic level. Revolting!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 11:39am.
Submitted by Cheetofrapp on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 11:33am.
I disagree. Yes, I may be a pervert but not about preggos. There is something beautiful about pregnant women to me. Just my opinion... carry on.
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I'm with you. I loved being pregnant. I felt beautiful. Right after birth - no so much but that's ok - that passes too...
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