Friday, September 18th 2009
The Booze Industry Rejoices: Wino Hits The Bars Again
Amy Wino spent hours in the dentist chair yesterday (she showed up for the nitrous), so what better way to dull the pain and dirty up your teefs again than boozing until your eyeballs roll to the back of your head? There's no better way. And that's exactly what Wino did last night with her friend/ex-boyfriend Tyler James.
Usually, a Wino night out ends in tears, bloodshed, broken light bulbs, dead paps and dozens of burnt pieces of aluminum foil, but none of that happened yesterday. So yay for Wino, boo for us.
And back to that Tyler James dude, Wino told a fan that he's her new boyfriend. Before I approve of this let me stick my head out the window and scream, "TYYYYYYYYYYYLER" to see if it has the same beautiful ring as, "BLAAAAAAAKE."
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Even with his douchy hair he's better than greasy Blake.
Don't know whether Tyler and Amy are bumping it, but god knows he's a better choice that Blaaake! Not convinced they're a couple though.
I saw some horrendous pics of my Wino visiting the dentists recently, so these pics in comparision don't make me too concerned. If only she can restrict herself to the occasional piss-up at the local, but Imma feared she's ripe for a relapse. Urgghh! Hope I'm wrong.
WINO FOREVER!!
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Looks like that time in St Lucia didn't do anything for her skin. But how do we here at D-listed feel about sharpie freckles?
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Dude looks too clean cut for her. He's wearing Sperry's for fucks sake. That's some Jake Ryan shit.
And aren't you not supposed to booze and smoke after dental work or is that only when you have shit pulled?
i love that she always dresses like Rizzo. Without fail.
Wino must really be in love if she's getting her grill fixed.
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it'd hit it. He looks a lil bit like a 21 jump street era Johnny Depp in a couple pics..Hope shes able to keep her life smooth with a new fella in tow
He is of teh ghey.
Amy meltdown in 3...2...1
*does not want to see her crash and burn*
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Posted By KittyCat. 9*3*09
I'm not so sure this guys an improvement.... she needs someone to tell her how fucked up that fake hair is so she quits using it! Worse than kuntykategosselin....... It's a Wolverine!
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
He looks like the prep school version of Blake.
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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!
ew.
I actually believe that she's sneaking around with Blake and this dude is a front to cover for that. I hope someone has been shooting her up with Depo-Provera when she's passed out drunk/high because there is no way in hell that broad should ever have a kid.
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I am not a pussy.
Are we sure thats not a gay bar?
I liked her better when she was in the Bahamas.
Submitted by Jeepster on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 10:53am.
looks like somebody DREW those things on her nose - why no-where else, and all clumped together? Also - she is definately wearing foundation makeup - so WTF?
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I was thinking the same thing about the freckles (as seen best in thumbnail 9, with the nipple seepage) They look so unnatural!
She actually performed last night! Some seedy jazz club in London. It went well enough, until she started hissing at some bitch on the way out of the club. Huge fight, but not huge enough to have police presence or bloody ballet slippers.
Plus, she lies like a rug. Tyler's not her boyfriend, she's just saying that so she can keep her Blaaaaake love on the DL. That bitch is trying to get knocked up by his ass in secret!
Thumbnail 9, why is she lactating?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Yes, you know you're living the life when you're drunkenly spanking children in a Salvation Army. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Ple -
Your current Avie is re-awakening my spirituality.....
Every post I offer today will honor my Gods:
1. Booze
2. Sex
3. Kraft Velveeta Cheese Recipes
It is written....
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Dude looks like an elongated Piven.
This guy is definitely an upgrade over Blaaaaaake.
I like Tyler's outfit. cute.
Coma Caca!!
that dude is higher than harlem .
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She may be out in public with other dudes, but I'm guessing she's still fucking Blake exclusively.
YESYESYES Ple -
Any form of discharge from Wino constitutes a miracle!!!
fluids from her raisin-like body are a SIGN!
(I personally believe that nothing could live on Wino except for a few dessicated fleas who have given up blood for Lent)
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Smurfy: are you his FB friend, his posts are too amusing?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Yes, you know you're living the life when you're drunkenly spanking children in a Salvation Army. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
hey angel! I guess that is a start.....
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In you I've found a story I want to keep hearing.
In you I see all colors, not just black or white.
In you I find a reason and hope for all dreamers
You are my fill-you're my supply of love and pride.
Well Howdy Doody Wino
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 10:56am.
I am glad she is hanging out with people who are healthy.
*rolls eyes*
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Well....bathed,... at least ...
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LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
Those pink ballet slippers need to go. Stat!
I am glad she is hanging out with people who are healthy.
*rolls eyes*
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In you I've found a story I want to keep hearing.
In you I see all colors, not just black or white.
In you I find a reason and hope for all dreamers
You are my fill-you're my supply of love and pride.
yuck--she has her fake hair again.
(something smells)
Submitted by Jeepster on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 10:53am.
looks like somebody DREW those things on her nose ...
maybe the marks are STIGMATA!!!!!!!! Wino is the second coming!!!!!!
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So, when Wino's nose bleeds, it's a miracle?
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Bottom-feeder.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 10:51am.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 10:48am.
Seriously, second pic - looks like fake freckles on her nose.
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She had a skin disease...I think she had a fungus (impetigo) achally...she's always had those freckles
Raggedy Amy.
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looks like somebody DREW those things on her nose - why no-where else, and all clumped together? Also - she is definately wearing foundation makeup - so WTF?
maybe the marks are STIGMATA!!!!!!!! Wino is the second coming!!!!!!
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
I can't handle even looking at this trick. Her body is out of whack... like a slinky with a kink in it. I wanna take a wire brush and scrub that stupid eye paint off her face....
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Maybe the coke has ripened.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 10:48am.
Seriously, second pic - looks like fake freckles on her nose.
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She had a skin disease...I think she had a fungus (impetigo) achally...she's always had those freckles but I don't think they've ever been so pronounced...I could be wrong tho - she could have just been covering them this whole time...
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
THose pics are all sorts of me tonight!!
Me likey wino!
Coma Caca!!
oh hell - that bar is not gonna last long with THOSE pictures hanging over it. Does the UK know that Tommy-Girl is a joke? Or is this a gay bar???? If gay, then they are at least "current".
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
S&F
that is 2 thumbs down already today. Are you okay?
I am worried.
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I can't even believe MK didn't mention her nose. Or that her clothes are dirty. But she does look better than normal.
Seriously, second pic - looks like fake freckles on her nose.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS ON HER NOSE?
Submitted by kevin clamato on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 10:42am.
I LOVE LOVE LOVE Wino!
kevin!!! where the hell have you've been, you hot slut???
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Would not fuck. What's with the popped collar and uppity hair? Douche city.
nice moccasins TYLER; drunk or high or boy toy Amy has to escape.Get back on stage AW !
I LOVE LOVE LOVE Wino!
xo
Kevin Clamato(Click it, bitches! My official Facebook page!)
* moves money from Blohan back to Wino in Dead pool *
"...burnt pieces of aluminum foil." LOL
No bar is complete without a huge painting of Tommy-girl hanging over the bar... wtf?!
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!