.....The Fuck?
Most of us sluts out there LIVE for an 8-inch piece of hard wood in our throats, but this isn't what any of us have in mind! EVER. 22-year-old Michelle Childers and her husband were driving through the Idaho wilderness when all of a sudden a tree branch came crashing through the window and landed in her neck. IN HER FUCKING NECK! That bitch ass tree branch rammed itself through her neck all the way to her shoulder.
Michelle had no idea that she was basically a human Christmas tree stand, until her husband started freaking out. A helicopter was brought into take Michelle to the hospital. Michelle thought she was going to spend her last moments alive with pine needles up her nostrils, but thankfully doctors were able to remove the branch after a six-hour surgery.
Michelle doesn't have insurance, so I suggest that she sue Mother Nature for this fuckery and then beat the syrup out of that tree.
I knew there was a good reason why my head is usually in the driver's lap during a "leisurely" drive through the woods.
And now after watching that video a few times, I'm going to go pass out far away from any kind of plant life. Seriously, you can't even trust trees nowadays.
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The first page of this thread was supaflyfunny. I wish I could add to the funny but meh, I'm tired. Um.. wait... her roots are showing? Sorry, nothing.
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LOL! You are sooooo funny. Who are you, really? The best.
HOLY FUCK!!! That is why this bitch never drives any where but the sweet, sweet streets of the city. Worse thing you get hit with there is spit, snot, pigeon shit and the odd depressed broker.
Holy flurkin schmitt! Dayum!! Double dayum!!
*knocks on wood*
Wasn't this sh*t on an epidsode of Grey's Anatomy???
This is some final destination BS....now death is gonna be chasing her.....*sigh*
Jeez! I don't know how you can live like that in the states??!! Who CARES if you have to wait a little longer for your non life threatening surgeries. I'm not gunna go bankrupt living in Canada because I got sick. It is just so wrong. Wow.
This is like the girl getting raped by the tree scene from Evil Dead.
Damn impaling trees..Eeesh!
ok i haven't read all the comments but i can say by the first few that this is a huge problem for some american or maybe for a lot of americans i live in a country where there is a universal health care system , so for me the thought of some people being afraid of the possibility to have one (free health care) shocks me , i think everybody should be taken care no matter what no one can put a price on your life , insurance companies don't care it's business and business is money so they don't care if you are misdiagnosed or don't get the proper treatment so there it goes also for those who think are safe because they have insurance ( my father is in the insurance business ) so believe me when i say they will try by all means to deny as many procedures as possible , i am in the health business and sadly is as dirty as the insurance one ( at least the private one ) , we put prices on peoples health and well being and i think that is wrong , is good to have free health care because accidents happens and the chance to develop a serious illness is high the older you get , so in my opinion is imperative that some of your taxes go to your health , it works like that in most countries (europe,cuba, mexico,canada,etc) , doctors are not getting poor because of this some areas of health care are still off limits like dentistry , plastic surgery , psychiatry (in some) , etc, and still general doctors perceive a very good income , is frightening to think that maybe you can have cancer and uninsured that is basically a death sentence for many , if you don't have the money to face it , it means you are basically given a death prognosis and no one should have to go trough that , all changes are difficult but i think this one in particular is really necessary , people need free health care , like i said i live in a country with free health care and i do very well , don't be afraid of this , this could change the lives of many in need .
think about if this is you , how much money is your life worth , how much for your kidneys , how much for a tumor removal , how much for your fertility , how much ? , i have heard that some of the fear is that it will go to the treatment of illegal people but the truth is that there are illegals in europe and everywhere and this should not be a concern or an impediment to pass the health care bill , most of the people living in the US are born there so is a benefit for all of you , i think illegal people are actually more afraid to go to a hospital due to the risk of deportation it happens in europe too , so don't think like this health is the one thing that should never have a dollar ,euro,peso sign .
believe me dying of cancer is one of the most cruel ways to go , if at least you have the chance to have peace of mind during hard times tell me don't you think is worth it ?
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Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 1:46pm.
*in best republican cunt voice*
She doesn't have insurance? She must be a lazy communist! Don't take my tax dollars to pay for her fucking neck. Palin 2012!
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BWAHAHA! *Shoots off AK47* Lazy commie nature lover! See, this wouldn't have happened if we had drilled for oil there.
*in best republican cunt voice*
She doesn't have insurance? She must be a lazy communist! Don't take my tax dollars to pay for her fucking neck. Palin 2012!
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Husband works in the timber industry....
hmmm... I'm thinkin that tree actually wanted HIM!
Glad she's ok.
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See? See how many people are walking around without insurance? My husband owns his own business and our family policy (bare bones) is $900 a month.
I bet this poor woman just incurred half a million dollars (inflated) worth of medical bills. If you can't afford insurance, how can you afford THAT? Hello, Chapter 11.
Didn't an actor or someone recently get seriously injured or die in Central Park because a tree limb dropped on his head? Oh gawd, it's like the HAL-ification of nature ... Mother N is pissed and wants the planet back.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 10:48am.
People, it's time to shape up. Earthquakes, floods, tornados
I may be going out on a limb here....but ITA!
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 10:48am.
People, it's time to shape up. Earthquakes, floods, tornados...those have been around forever but when the trees begin to attack us we must know that it is time. We must round up the Hiltons and the Pratts and the Lohans and the Spears and we must offer them as sacrifice. The trees say it must be so.
LMAO this is great!
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That's fuckin' crazy! I'm not watching the video tho, no way!J ust yesterday we were walking in this gorgeous park with towering trees and suddenly a limb fell just a few feet in front of my daughter, myself and my dog. It's just something ya never think about.
Submitted by i am a sloth on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 11:01am.
doesn't that constitute an act of god? they shouldn't be stuck with thousands of dollars in medical bills. :( that sucks.
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doesn't that constitute an act of god? they shouldn't be stuck with thousands of dollars in medical bills. :( that sucks.
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People, it's time to shape up. Earthquakes, floods, tornados...those have been around forever but when the trees begin to attack us we must know that it is time. We must round up the Hiltons and the Pratts and the Lohans and the Spears and we must offer them as sacrifice. The trees say it must be so.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 10:41am.
C'mon guys! No one is taking this seriously. This was a real miracle. Let us hold hands and pray.
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I wood, but I'm heading to lunch.
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C'mon guys! No one is taking this seriously. This was a real miracle. Let us hold hands and pray.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 10:32am.
*leans to one side*
*releases smart ass gas*
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Fortunately a natural pine air freshener was provided by the tree limb.
She needs some sprucing up.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 10:32am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 10:28am.
LOL at everyone... I love the smell of smartass in the morning.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 10:06am.
Is it wrong for a woman to have a sugar maple?
hahaha
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 10:31am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 10:28am.
LOL at everyone... I love the smell of smartass in the morning.
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Well, it does beat the smell of your hi-karate cologne.
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*leans to one side*
*releases smart ass gas*
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 10:28am.
LOL at everyone... I love the smell of smartass in the morning.
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Well, it does beat the smell of your hai-karate cologne.
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LOL at everyone... I love the smell of smartass in the morning.
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She feels like such a sap now.
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If only it had been an apple tree and they could have lived off the fruits of her labor all summer long.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 10:06am.
Is it wrong for a woman to have a sugar maple?
Buahahahahahah!
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you guys, LMFAO.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 10:06am.
Is it wrong for a woman to have a sugar maple?
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 10:06am.
Is it wrong for a woman to have a sugar maple?
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If you are ever over in her neck of the woods, give her a call.
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Was the tree weeping after it saw what it had done?
Is it wrong for a woman to have a sugar maple?
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 10:04am.
"They were driving through the Idaho wilderness" that's a nice way to say they were lost and he wouldn't stop to ask for directions.
LOL
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
I'm not even watching that. Can't make myself look at work. I don't want to be responsible for replacing the equipment I throw up on.
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"They were driving through the Idaho wilderness" that's a nice way to say they were lost and he wouldn't stop to ask for directions.
If you liked it then you shoulda put a tree ring on it...
If you liked it then you shoulda put a tree ring on it...