Friday, September 18th 2009
Panty Creamer Of The Morning
Actually, it looks like Kellan Lutz from Twilight is busting a major cream fountain in his panties over himself. Dude is seriously "riding his own dick reverse cowgirl-style" with his eyes while working out in Vancouver the other day. Put a lubricated condom on his eyeballs.
And yes, I'd hit it (DURR), but only with protective goggles on. If one of Kellan's Vadge-approved veins pop, roid milk will explode everywhere.
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i bet his other head is just as tiny.
oh boy.. "he's got a small brain and a small dick" "aww he smokes"
okay.. i'd hit it - if no one else wants.. *halo*
Hey loozer, thanks! I love all things Snoopy, and my son plays the sax, so I thought it was perfect! LOVE Pig Pen, too!
Pomegranate, I LOVE the Joe Cool avie!
My first avie on Dlisted was Pig Pen.
I might have to dust him off, so to speak.
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he looks like a young Matt Damon in the face.
And yes the head is to small for that body...must have a great impact in his intellect. Big muscles = small brain...and small dick too...hey 'roids do shrink that. It's proven.
Also, he was the first one I thought of when that CL ad was circulated. If that ad is real that is.
It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNZICoKSdA
Awwww.... he wuvs hisself berry much!!! *wipes tear*
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
I think he's pretty hot, but I'm still shocked that he smokes. A guy like this, one of those, my-body-is-a-temple, types, smoking?! Just doesn't fit!
Come on people. Am the only one thinking his body is too big for his head/face? Put it another way, his head is too small for his body? Not sessy!
ha ha Angel, You gotta do that shit. I stare at myself the whole time I work out, brow furrowed with "YouAreABadBitchYouAreABadBitch" running through my head. It helps.
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"Hold the cross high so I can see it through the flames." - Joan of Arc
I do that too. I'm so sexy when I work out:)
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LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
He was cuter in Stick It.
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"Hold the cross high so I can see it through the flames." - Joan of Arc
I'm not going to judge. We've all been there. Gyms don't line the walls with mirrors just to make the rook look bigger.
Sometimes there are only 2 things that help you get through a workout: a) Staring at yourself in the mirror and b) thinking about all the pancakes and bacon you're going to eat right after you're done.
ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 9:52am.
Hahaha Yes!
*makes notes :
Stock Broker wears boxer shorts*
Ho-'MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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He does look like Matt Damon! I love Matt Damon. He was so good in "Saving Private Ryan", "Good Will Hunting", "Ocean 11", all the "Burne" movies.
Ahhh...Matt Damon....
*goes to Youtube to watch Sarah Silverman singing "I'm fucking Matt Damon"*
Submitted by loozer on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 9:48am.
Tough Audience. I thought Good Hulk Hunting was pretty good.
Bwahahahahahaha... I did, too! but 'tough audience' was even funnier! LMAO I feel the same way ALL THE TIME... lol
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
Here-here, Stock Broker, a great idea.
Allow me to throw Milla Jovovich's name into that hat. Toss the straight men a bone once and again.
Okay, maybe bone wasn't the best choice of words around her...
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 9:51am.
I still think Kellen is the BI MK posted the other day. He's always at the gym and I see a bareback twinkle in his eye.
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In his red eye?
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
"would you fuck me? I'd fuck me."
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Nobody puts Swayze in the corner.
Two please.
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Nobody puts Swayze in the corner.
MK...how about a "Boxer Short Creamer of the Day" every once in a while.
I'll kick it off with nominating Kate Beckinsale or Charlize Theron.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
I still think Kellen is the BI MK posted the other day. He's always at the gym and I see a bareback twinkle in his eye.
http://www.dlisted.com/node/33907
Submitted by loozer on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 9:48am.
Tough Audience. I thought Good Hulk Hunting was pretty good.
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Well, loozer, if this big lummox was really the Craigslist guy, you could amend it to Good Willie Hunting.
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Bottom-feeder.
he has lotsa muscles.
www.rescuemarriage.org
Oh, and BTW, I think it's safe to assume that you just wasted your time reading my signature.
nom nom nom
Tough Audience. I thought Good Hulk Hunting was pretty good.
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Oh No Miss Jane, I forgot about it! Good thing VH1 will replay a million times!
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Yes, you know you're living the life when you're drunkenly spanking children in a Salvation Army. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 9:37am.
The Queen of the Crackies (aka Paula Abdul) was in RARE form last night including almost falling off the stage during her lip synch montage of her greatest hits.
I saw that while channel-surfing. Awful!
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okay offtopic: MK needs to do a post about last night's Divas Live... The Queen of the Crackies (aka Paula Abdul) was in RARE form last night including almost falling off the stage during her lip synch montage of her greatest hits.
On topic - I would hit it...SO hard.
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
I know that weight lifters spot in the mirrors to keep their form, but it looks so freaking self absorbed and it's really unsettling.
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
looks like they're got him in a hairpiece b/c homegirl does not have that much hair left. check out THE COMEBACK if you don't believe me.
YUM...yes please.
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
Submitted by Sensimina on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:45am.
He's probably the dude looking for peen in Vancooter from the other day's blind item.
Exactly. He's 24 but close enough. And it looks like it wouldn't be a pleasant or mutually satisfying encounter.
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Stefie Shock, "Ange gardien"
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 8:50am.
The yogurt lid hanging around his neck is a nice touch.
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BWAHAHAH! WTF?
This guy looks dumb as fuck. Like grunting noises and asking if it was good for you two minutes later.
He looks like the kind of guy who would invite someone to his hotel room, go sexually nuts, then turn away and say, "Get out."
Eeew! What is that, Big Jim? And his neck... seemingly unrelated to the shoulders. I prefer humans, thank you :-)
That's NOT Matt Damon? Wow, I am really out of touch.
Narcissistic, but I'd still hit it.
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Shittake happens...
I'd rather see his nips than RiRi's.
"Get me a bromide - and put some gin in it."
The yogurt lid hanging around his neck is a nice touch.
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KEEP FUCKIN THAT CHICKEN!
LMAO at all the comments!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kellan Imma let you finish but Vadge is the biggest roided up dude of all time
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Yes, you know you're living the life when you're drunkenly spanking children in a Salvation Army. MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
he looks like the love child of Matt Damon and Jessie from Big Brother 11.
If he was a chicken I'd fuck him.
Needs a lot more hair. Would not fuck, I don't care.
Not bad atall.
Mornin', hors!
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“I tune out self pity, it makes my dick soft.” --Brian Kinney
He's probably the dude looking for peen in Vancooter from the other day's blind item.
And yeah, he's not that cute. I'm not into bulging veins.
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who in the hell works out naked? so gay