Thursday, September 17th 2009

Community Service Looks Hard

Would you hit it, because it would hit you. So, here's Chris Brown working hard (sar.casm) to erase his sins during day 2 of community service. Seriously, community service looks funner than a dildo convention. You get fart around with your nipples out. Although, in Chris' defense, he's probably topless, because wearing just a wife beater would be too obvious.

How many pairs of shorts does it really take to cover Chris Brown?! Riddle me this, if it's so hot that Chris has to air his chest out, why the hell is he wearing the entire shorts section of an American Apparel?! Pull your stupid camo capris up....all the way past your face.

And I don't know whether to clap or cry at the on-purpose irony in thumbnail #5.

Posted by: Michael K


blaaaake's picture

pull up your ugly shorts, you fuck!

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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Fri, 09/18/2009 - 10:06am.
sorry, we are forgetting how to spell, That should be waist!
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Actually, "waste" is the correct term for this.

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sorry, we are forgetting how to spell, That should be waist!

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Can you please furnish a nude photo from the waste down of this reasonably hot number, Miss WM?

God Damn Take away his cel phone and his body guard and make him pull his pants up like any other prisoner. This isn't hard labor it's a photo op.

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Soooooooooooo over the shorts-as-long-pants bullshit. And the underwear showing. YOU LOOK STUPID.

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Ahahaha. Camo capris.

mm mm mm ..nice

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Yeah, I'd hit it. I'd have to tie it down to something to keep him from beating me but I'd hit it never the less...

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How this fashion got off the ground is anyone's guess.

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what a DICK.

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@miamibartrandress:

Ha ha! MK...you's is funny!

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You said it, sister...he is indeed!

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@freshfacetitter:

BI-POLAR is a serious disorder,Chris Brown.

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I am in complete agreement! Lock 'em up and throw away the key.

Very dangerous.

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BI-POLAR is a serious disorder,Chris Brown.

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That sure is a different ensamble from the sweet powder-blue sweater/bow-tie number he wore on Larry King.

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Pick up your fucking pants, asshole.

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@ sanguinivorous:
If he's doing community service, they should force his worthless ass to wear an orange jumpsuit or something.

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Yes, that ridiculous getup is an insult to the law and the community. Every state has its laws, but CA is a liberal state and when Michelle Rodriguez did her service, she wore jeans, t-shirt and a law-issued orange vest.

What the fuck is going on in Virginia?

If he's doing community service, they should force his worthless ass to wear an orange jumpsuit or something.

Centaurious's picture

He should not be allowed to text.

He is getting special treatment.

Figures.

Centaurious's picture

So.

Is his career over?

I mean, it's not like he just slapped Rihanna and left a tiny mark.

He beat the shit out of her.

ZERO TOLERANCE, in my book.

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I don't think the military would approve of the camouflage shorts.

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Yeah.

I see it was 82 degrees in Richmond today, yet he's STILL sporting his NY Jets winter hat...

Moron.

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Submitted by sofster101 on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 9:30pm.
Pull your fucking pants/short/whatever up! How in the world did it even become stylish to wear pants all the way down to your ankles? Is this due to laziness, regarding using the toilet? Is this a time saver since the pants are already down?

don't hold me to this, but i've heard that the "style" of the pants loose like that started with prison fags(not my term) for easy access

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Submitted by sofster101 on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 9:30pm.

Pull your fucking pants/short/whatever up! How in the world did it even become stylish to wear pants all the way down to your ankles?
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This always makes me laugh - it calls up the eyerolly teen in me. And then I remember I'm the same age as all y'all. Often older. Eep!

So I ride the fence with this - in my mind, he's still young enough that it's kinda his job to play with his clothes this way and at the same time, when I see this rather persistent "fashion" statement I can't help but think exactly the same thing.

Maybe boys are jealous cuz they don't have cleavage.
Cleavage-envy. That's what it is.

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Aw man. I was so looking forward to the orange jumpsuit.

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Pull your fucking pants/short/whatever up! How in the world did it even become stylish to wear pants all the way down to your ankles? Is this due to laziness, regarding using the toilet? Is this a time saver since the pants are already down?

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future moobies

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 7:18pm.
Once he perfects the art of picking up trash, someone should introduce him to Kim Kardashian.
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This post just caused me to laugh so hard I sprayed my coffee table with the wine I was drinking. The "would you hit it, cuz it would hit you" and "wife beater" comments are hilarious. Michael K is my hero.

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Submitted by hotmess119: "...Anyway, she would get to bellowing at these boys with their pants down beneath their loins, "YOU BOYS DONT BE KNOWING WHAT YOU BE SAYIN WHEN YOU BE WEARIN YO PANTSES LIKE THAT, YOU BE SAYIN YOUS OPEN FO BIDNESS. THAT MEANS YOU BE WANTIN THEM MENS TO BE FONDLIN YOU". Just like that."

Just so you know, that was the funniest shit I've read all day long.

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I hope he gets poison ivy in places too delicate to mention.

Maybe that will teach him to cover himself while working!

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PULL YOUR FUCKING PANTS UP ASSHOLE MORON STUPID LOOKING SHIT.

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roxie's picture

so the rich hoodlum drives a Range Rover, a very yuppy car

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I had no idea so many posters live here in the 804. CB needs to fuck off back to Tappahannock where he belongs and stop polluting our streets..

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he's very little on top. if he's trying to look tough with the tats, he's gotta bulk up a bit. unless his defense is denial since, seriously, rihanna looks tougher than he does.

oh nvm i remember the half-assed apology. then he has no excuse for looking like a 6th grader who got hold of a sharpie.

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Once he perfects the art of picking up trash, someone should introduce him to Kim Kardashian.

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Jan_In_The_Pan's picture

Agreed...I live in Richmond and it was NOT hot today by any stretch of the imagination.

And I so look forward to the day that the idea of pulling your fucking pants up is back in fashion.

Madam Pince's picture

It was misty and chilly in Richmond today. This motherfucker is doing nothing but showing off. Pull your shorts up, asshole, and put on a t-shirt that reads "I'M A LOSER -- I BEAT MY GIRLFRIEND."

It kills me that this unrepentant asshole is from my home state.

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Submitted by hotmess119 on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 5:58pm.
Actually, upon further reflection during my dinner, I had to come back and share this little nugget. I used to teach high school thugs, and I had this crazy ass assistant, and she was really um, high-spirited and one with the Lord. Anyway, she would get to bellowing at these boys with their pants down beneath their loins, "YOU BOYS DONT BE KNOWING WHAT YOU BE SAYIN WHEN YOU BE WEARIN YO PANTSES LIKE THAT, YOU BE SAYIN YOUS OPEN FO BIDNESS. THAT MEANS YOU BE WANTIN THEM MENS TO BE FONDLIN YOU".
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Really? Hmmmm...I never looked at it that way *scooching pants way down low*...What? What? Like you whores just didn't do the same thing....

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Sorry, but if you are doing community service you should be forced to dress respectably and you should have your toys taken away for the duration. I mean, that is ridiculous.

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Douche.