It's An Epidemic: People Hitting Other People's Two-Year-Olds In Public
Earlier this month, a Grinch-like pepaw was arrested after he slapped a crying two-year-old in the middle of Wal-Mart. That slap must have put something in the air, because it has happened again.
43-year-old Gloria Ballard was put in handcuffs on Tuesday afternoon, because she took a two-year-old boy over her knee and slappity slapped his nalgas three times in the middle of a Salvation Army in Cincinnati, Ohio.
Apparently, the boy said something to Gloria that annoyed her. My guess is that he asked her why she smelled like Amy Wino's spit cup, because Gloria has been arrested before for public intoxication and disorderly conduct. Yes, you know you're living the life when you're drunkenly spanking children in a Salvation Army.
In court yesterday, Gloria claimed that she never spanked the child. She said he was upset, so she was trying to comfort him by gently patting him on the back. HA! That's kind of a good excuse. The pepaw who slapped that kid in Wal-Mart should have used that one. He wasn't slapping that crying girl, he was just trying to comfort her by caressing her cheek. Sometimes old folks get stronger in their old age (I'm making that up). They don't know their own strength!
If found guilty, drunk ass Gloria could face up to six-months in jail and a $1,000 fine.
And if you have a two-year-old, you better give that kid a taser and dress 'em up in armor when you take them out in public. Slapping a stranger's child seems to be the thing.
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I truly understand wanting to slap other people's unruly children...sometimes, I want to do it so bad my bones hurt. But somehow, I stop myself! Yeah many people are shitty parents that can't control their kids in public, but you just don't touch random children. Ew.
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I'm just wondering how this lady managed to get the kid away from his mum, over her knee and whack him several times. The second a strange person's pinky made contact with my children they'd be on the floor, unconscious, missing several teeth.
Why was this kids even out of grabbing distance? I always keep my kids where i can do a quick lunge and grab, incase of cars, pointy things or crazy smacking strangers! He was only 2 and the mother let it happen. It seems like she obviously wasn't watching his ass. Mum needs a smack in my opinion.
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First of all, if anyone tried to lay a hand on my kid they'd be lucky to end up in the hospital instead of the boneyard.
That said, there are so many parents who are afraid to PARENT. If I have to hear some shit again like "Oh, Aidan is just so creative...we don't want to stifle him". Bullshit. You're not stifling his ass when you're teaching him how to behave! You're doing him a favor. You're making sure that you're not putting another entitled piece of shit on the earth. I work in retail and have to see shitty parents all the time. They let their little ones run around like hellions. It's not the kid's fault either. They're not taught to know any better.
Well.
I want to slap other people's kids upside the head on a daily basis.
Ya just don't do that.
Which is why I don't have kids.
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truth ! : ), you don't need to be a mom , i have to be around children often and most of the time i have no problem , in my life i can talk about my nephew because i see him every week so is not like i have never seen a fit , but i know how good parenting is and i know you can control a child without being abusive is just about showing who's boss and who's not and never ever letting that line blur !!!!
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Let me say first that hitting a stranger's child, is wrong. I would knock a bitch out if he/she dared to lay a hand on my child.
That being said...there are some kids in the store that I think need to be disciplined at home. I have four children and they all know (with the exception of my one year old) that if they act up while we are out in public, they are in HUGE trouble. Since they all enjoy going out to the grocery store, etc with me, it's never been a big problem. If I have to take the baby with me and he acts up, I try to calm him down. If that doesn't work, then we leave the store. I don't want to see a child throwing a tantrum, but I do understand that it happens, they are kids, and that's what they do occasionally, especially when they are very young. However, I do see many parents that let their children run wild and it's sad, honestly.
For example, today I was in Walmart and this woman was letting her almost 2 year old daughter (she was cute and I asked how old she was before the craziness started)push carts into people (myself included) and walk out into the aisles alone. It was ridiculous. Be a PARENT!
Sorry for the looong rant. I think I'm done. You should't hit someone else's kid, but sometimes they need a good "whoopin'" as my grandmother always said, but it need to be administered at HOME by their parent. :-)
Edit: Shit...I didn't know if I edited (I missed a word when posting and replaced it) it would put me back at the end. How amusing....:-)
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Submitted by Talula on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 8:38pm.
Is all good... :)
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Submitted by The Real Mimi and Submitted by shut the smurf up:
Sorry, if my comments were a little harsh, but I'm pregnant with my second child, and hormonal as can be. It just bothers me when people overreact when a child barely makes a peep. I've been shopping with my son, and if he even begins to make a sound, I get side eyed like crazy, as if he is about to explode. BTW, my reference to "Another thing coming", was to Judas Priest, I didn't know it had any literary implications.
Amazing all these geriatric strangers are able to put the whoop ass on a kid before the parent is able to stop it. I blame Centrum Silver.
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Submitted by didimao on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 7:06pm.
While I agree parents need to do something to stop the screaming, they are limited on what they can do. You can't spank your children in public anymore without worrying about someone calling CPS on your ass. We have swung too far the other way. Really the only thing you can do is try to get them to stop, or take them outside to the car.
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I'm proud of her for calling the popo on that woman's ass. She shouldn't be touching anyone's child. Glad the legal system can work sometimes.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 6:48pm.
One time I was in a grocery store and this amazon and her evil devil spawn were in the same aisle as me...I mean this woman was TALL...bitch was so tall she needed a sunroof in her house just to accomodate her big ass...So anyway, I'm mindin' my own business when her SPAWN points to me ( me, at nearly 5'6") and says "SHE'S SHORT!"
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Submitted by Chirio on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 7:14pm.
Smurfy you are gorgeous (non-lezzie way comment)with your mole. Kids are so cruel!!
thanks! growing up I was very self -consious about it, but now I love it, My mom has the same and she is the most beautifull woman I know, so I'm ok with it. :)
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Well said Peaches80.
My nephews are 1,3 and 7. I'm around them all the time, take them shopping, to the parks, swim lessons, school, etc.
But according to one poster here, since I'm not a mom, I don't know about their tantrums. LOL
But yeah, I agree---There's some people who just spread their legs and breed when they really shouldn't.
My parents absolutely did not let us "run the show" when we young and in a public place. We did silly things of course, but if we did things like taking merchandise out of boxes or have screaming contests, that's where it stopped. Nowadays, people have some kind of entitlement that they and their children can do whatever they want and screw you if you don't like it. Maybe I should start farting everywhere since I should be able to do whatever whenver and tough shit if people don't like it! LOL
Smurfy you are gorgeous (non-lezzie way comment)with your mole. Kids are so cruel!!
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Submitted by mike on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 7:10pm.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 7:01pm.
LOL, kids say funny things. I dont care when they ask in a cute way,I explain to them what it is and I let them touch it, Is not gross at all ) but some kids are very obnoxious and I dont have the maternal chip.
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 7:01pm.
I have a mole in my face, whenever a kid points and ask what is it, I tell them is a spider and if they ever point at it again, it will jump and bite them :)
When my godson (yeah, can you believe someone chose me for that shit?) was about 3 or 4 and in busy store with his parents, he pointed to someone and said VERY loudly, "daddy, is that a man or a woman?"
While I agree parents need to do something to stop the screaming, they are limited on what they can do. You can't spank your children in public anymore without worrying about someone calling CPS on your ass. We have swung too far the other way. Really the only thing you can do is try to get them to stop, or take them outside to the car.
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I have a mole in my face, whenever a kid points and ask what is it, I tell them is a spider and if they ever point at it again, it will jump and bite them :)
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@tigerlilly
.So anyway, I'm mindin' my own business when her SPAWN points to me ( me, at nearly 5'6") and says "SHE'S SHORT!"
SAY WHAT????
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KID AND MOTHER TOTALLY RUDE!!!!!! this is why there are problems and people are fed up with children because is just not common to see a well behaved child , they can be sweet and cute but is a JOB AND IS HARD don't have kids if you are lazy or your life is too occupied to deal with educating someone 24/7 i got tired just watching my cousin and other friends do this all the time never for once letting it go just cause he is two or three or four or five , really it just never ends i am afraid i'll be a shitty mom because i don't have the stamina to run around a brat all the time and this is why i don't have any .
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i hate these kinds of stories. its so sad and disgusting that people are really like that towards small children.
Submitted by james woods on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 6:31pm.
And to possibly finalize the THINK v THING discussion, cause everything on the interwebs is TRUE.
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well thats a given, i hope! lol but youre right. its another think coming. i blame judas priest for the misunderstanding lol
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 6:48pm.
"No, Honey, I'm not short. Your mother is just freakishly tall..." and left it at that.
hahahaha. Nice, Tiger.
i don't know i am biased in this one , not cool going on a slap-a-thon with someone else's kids , but not cool kids saying rude things or acting up (really i don't care if he is two because i have a nephew and he was two at one point so i know how they are supposed to act ) , where was the mother ? how comes she only stop this after three times it happened ? , i have no clue as what is going on with all this ,KIDS ARE HARD WORK ,that's why i don't have one, i remember my cousin being ALL THE TIME LIKE A FREAKING HAWK BEHIND HER BOY , the father too and i don't recall never seeing this child acting up IN PUBLIC and i know he can be annoying as hell but the corrections where made at home so when he was in public no one was stressed or anything and my cousin never had to be all worried people would give her the side eye , he got spanked a few times all this at home but he learned that it was mom's way or the hard way , never once he got away with anything , i think sometimes people are just lazy they let the child scream or say rude things and since this happens often at some point they stop correcting them , well guess what it never ends until they are 18 or something so if you are gonna have a child think that this is one of the hardest work you'll ever do , don't have kids if you are not willing to compromise , trust you'll end up with latarian milton .
If you make it plain you like people, it's hard for them to resist liking you back.
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One time I was in a grocery store and this amazon and her evil devil spawn were in the same aisle as me...I mean this woman was TALL...bitch was so tall she needed a sunroof in her house just to accomodate her big ass...So anyway, I'm mindin' my own business when her SPAWN points to me ( me, at nearly 5'6") and says "SHE'S SHORT!"
SAY WHAT???? So the mother proceeds to laugh and look at me up and down like I'm a damned midget...AW HELL NAW, BITCH. I looked straight at that kid and said, "No, Honey, I'm not short. Your mother is just freakishly tall..." and left it at that. Both they asses was stunned to silence which both they asses needed. No ass whupin' necessary.
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And to possibly finalize the THINK v THING discussion, cause everything on the interwebs is TRUE.
From Phrase FInder:
The earliest real example of the 'thing' version of the phrase that I've found is from the New York newspaper The Syracuse Herald, August 1919:
"If you think the life of a movie star is all sunshine and flowers you've got another thing coming."
That paper's local rival, The Syracuse Standard, outdoes that by several years, by printing the 'think' version in May 1898:
"Conroy lives in Troy and thinks he is a coming fighter. This gentleman has another think coming. It is probable that McCoy will next meet Joe Choynski."
'Another thing coming' is just a mispronunciation of the original phrase.
And Talula, where in the hell did I say my nephews DON'T throw tantrums??????? They throw them all the time and I make sure they stop. Why do you say things that I never said???
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Submitted by Talula on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 4:25pm.
Submitted by The Real Mimi and Submitted by shut the smurf up
Why am I not surprised that you two don't have kids? Just because you're around your nieces and nephews for a few hours, and don't see a tantrum, doesn't mean they don't throw tantrums.
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Talula, no duh that kids are going to act up. That's expected. I even said that in posts on here. It's when you IGNORE IT AND ACT LIKE WE SHOULD ENJOY YOUR KIDS SMACKING EACH OTHER, SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER, ETC. WHILE YOU DO NOTHING. THAT'S TOTALLY DISRESPECTFUL.
Sorry I bolded, but you seemed to miss what I said in my posts.
And just because you are a parent, doesn't make you A GOOD ONE!!!!!
Luckily my sister is a good one. She teaches them they can't just over a store like that. There's no hitting involved. She tells them to stop. If they don't, they're out of there. How can you not agree with that? Do you just let your kids take over a store? That's rude!
And please stop with the bitchy comments. I didn't cut you down, but you sure cut me down.
Hey Uvula--thanks for agreeing with me...
I swear it is THINK, tho. Perhaps it's my years of growing up with WB and Disney cartoons on Saturday morning. I THINK that's the first time I ever heard that phrase. :)
Another thing about having kids--my parent NEVER let us kids sit in the highchair at a restaurant to wait for food. At home, a highchair signifies FOOD and it doesn't ever happen fast enough at a restaurant. So they always took turns taking us outside to hang out and OF COURSE brought something for us to snack on if we were still moody.
The best part of this whole thing is the reporter's reaction when she gets too close to him and says "stop cryinnn, booboo!"
one time, when my daughter was 3, we were in a convenience store waiting to pay and a man came in and she stepped out of the way and said excuse me. again, she was 3. he spun around so fast i bet his neck was sore the next day. so i dont want to hear cut em some slack because their too little to know better. making excuses doesnt do anyone any favors, least of all them. let me add that neither of them has EVER been spanked. so its not a fear thing.
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LMAO @ "You've got another THINK coming"! Judas Priest had it all wrong in the 80's!
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Submitted by james woods on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 5:56pm.
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Ummm... it IS "thing". Not "think".
But I agree with your post. This idea that parents have the right to disrupt the public for the sake of making their own lives easier is entitled, poorly mannered thinking. Where do you think the kids get the idea it's okay to do it?
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@talula
And if you think I'm gonna leave my shopping cart (and not get the things I need), and head to the car just so you don't have to hear my kid, you got another thing coming.
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First, T, I'd like to let you know the phrase is "you've got another THINK coming"
Secondly, when you have kids you have to stop being selfish. If your kid is having a tantrum in public, you go outside. You don't necessarily have to leave forever--just for a bit, so your kid can calm down. That is the classy thing to do.
The kid must have been acting like an a$$hole.
I dunno, smacking a brat in a store seems like a good idea to me. I'd especially like to crack the really evil ones that start throwing shit or the ones that screaming at a pitch that drills your scull. I'd really like to have a beat down with the parents though because they're the ones that let the kids act like that. It might be worth 6 months in the pokey and $1000 just to have the experience. ha ha ha
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 5:26pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn5jlrxcpkI
this seems very apropiatte.
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Toddlers sometimes can't help what comes out of them. Be it temper-tantrums, burps & farts or really rude (albeit ignorant) statements like the following:
"MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMY! WHY DOES THAT REALLY FAT LADY HAVE A MUSTACHE? WHY MOMMY? LADIES DON'T HAVE MUSTACHES, MOMMY!
The above was blurted out at my local grocery store 17 yrs. ago when my son was 2 1/2 yrs. old at an astonishing volume. He was referring to the "rotund" and "follicly gifted" woman directly in front of us in line.
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Speaking of kids that need to be spanked. (Also an excellent reminder to Jude Law to use a condom next time):
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