Afternoon Crumbs
JLove's #1 weight-loss trick: Lather yourself in massive amounts of PHOTOSHOP - Popoholic
Susan Sarandon's daughter has her bubbies out for David Duchovny - Egotastic!
A snake gave up its life so Halle Berry's baby situation could remain a mystery - Hollywood Tuna
That's a good Baby Jesus - Popsugar
Ever wanted to know what a skeleton looks like in a tux? - Just Jared
Jessica Biel joins The A-Team movie, but unfortunately isn't playing Baracus - Lainey Gossip
What you've been waiting for all day: Alexis Arquette's panty flash. Now with less peen! (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
If you kissed on Ronnie Wood's boiled prune face, you would want to off yourself too - Holy Moly!
Hmm...Lourdes doesn't seem that into this - Towleroad
Sean Stewart continues to make his father oh-so proud - Hollywood Rag
Gay Fish is a rapper, CAPS-LOCK virtuoso, mic snatcher, laxative and now...stylist! - Celebitchy
The Spice Girls sans Posh - Socialite Life
I miss the angry and crazy Fiona Apple who used to curse us out at awards shows. Growing up sucks - I'm Not Obsessed
Kat Von Dude - ICYDK
Heidi Klum won't stop until every pair of working eyes on this planet has seen her titties - Cityrag
Rest in peace, Henry Gibson - EW
Rest in peace, the Toys 'R Us giraffe - Videogum
Rest in peace, EVERYONE.
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I absolutely despise Jennifer Love Hewitt! Pathetic, desperate, delusional lying cunt! She actually took the stage at one of her BF's "comedy" shows and addressed the audience by stating "it's been said that my body is a wonderland..." Get over it bitch - I'd rather see Alexis Arquette on the magazine cover!***End of PSA/Rant**
Hey does anyone else feel like there was a blind item a while back about a man sleeping with the young offspring of a famous person while filming together? That is what immediately pooped into my head when I saw David D. and stripper girl.
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I like the Fiona song. Awesome. I only tolerated her teen angst stuff.
She has another weight loss trick too. It's called hiding her fatass from view. It works, y'all!
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LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
Who bought that Bentley for Rod Stewart's son anyway??? Some enabler named ROD, maybe???
RIP Henry Gibson, you were a sweet little man.
beautiful woman her combat index to 3200.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site
http://www.Sugarloves.Com you know it is a bad site for rich men to seek sexy girls.！！！！！！！！！！！！！
A place someone who can treat you as a king or who can spoil you like a queen, this is the great place. It's dedicated for those sugar daddies ----.sugarscupid.Com---- !!! who are rich and successful to support and pamper women who will treat you like a king and for sugar babies who are attractive and young to seek a generous benefactor to mentor and take care of you.
I see Susan Sarandons daughter inherited some of mommies hotness.
RIP Henry Gibson.
Henry Gibson ... rest in peace.
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"And the Fuckery Train keeps rolling all the way to HELL...."
"Break the scale!"
-- J Love
Submitted by Reeter on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 3:10pm.
Is Kat still dating Nikki from MC or is that old news? She looks a lot different now. : /
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I think she still is. She does look different, and not in a good way (in my opinion).
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JLove's #1 weight-loss trick: Lather yourself in massive amounts of PHOTOSHOP
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And be sure to keep your hands covering your cheesy hips and thighs!!
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Hewitt is a horrible actress and a butterface. I hate her almost as much as that whiny douchebag easy listening music making John Mayer. I wish they'd just go off together and disappear/die.
Bad choice of swimsuit, makes her hips look even bigger.
wai wai wai wai wait a minute! You mean to tell me that Madonna refused to wax/shave Lourdes brows and 'stache claiming some bs crap that I actually thought sounded very grounded only to turn around and wax that shit for her fucking video? What the hell? If thats not one fucked up lesson to teach your daughter!
Oh, and BTW, I think it's safe to assume that you just wasted your time reading my signature.
I can't believe Madonna is ALREADY turning Lourdes into a whore.
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Oh J Love, we all know the ass and thighs are twice this size. Torso, maaaaybe....
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Is Kat still dating Nikki from MC or is that old news? She looks a lot different now. : /
Kat Von D looks like a Cher Tranny
Submitted by Brian.Kinney
Jim Carroll died this week too.
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Submitted by mike
He died LAST week. Friday. Heart attack.
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It's sad that we lose another cool ass New Yorker on September 11th.
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Submitted by Brian.Kinney on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 2:11pm.
Jim Carroll died this week too.
He died LAST week. Friday. Heart attack.
"Jim Carroll died this week too."
I've been avoiding the news of late, but I didn't see that anywhere either.
Rest in peace, brother.
Submitted by Brian.Kinney
Jim Carroll died this week too.
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Oh man, I didn't see that come up anywhere. Unfortunate. R.I.P Jim!
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i'm so scared! everybody's dropping dead.
She looks FABULOUS!! So Swagalicious!
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Ronnie Wood's 20 year girlfriend, threw a giant, drunken strop cuz he was going to have a friendly supper with his ex-wife. The ex-wife he left for our little Golddigger on Training Wheels. Ahhhh...the irony, the delicious irony. It's like sinking into a hot bath.
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Steamboat Willy would still chug up the Love canal.
Jim Carroll died this week too.
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"I really think I'm borderline and not too drunk."
WOOOHHOOOOO. I can't wait for my little babybay girl to get older so I can mold her into a little mini me. Look like momma, act like momma, be momma, cuz you can't ever be better than momma. No way. The only reason to have kids is to grow mini me's. GIT R DONE.
Really enjoyed Henry Gibson since the 60s on Laugh-In all the way to Boston Legal over the last few years. May he RIP.
Ahaha... chowgirl69,
I'm not picking on you, I'm just laughing at the magazine for making such an obviously ludicrous statement. Their covers are so photoshopped it's silly.
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Why does Alexis Arquette have to show his weiner sticking out the bottom of that outfit. Either get it cut off or don't, I really don't give a fuck, but don't show it to me, either way.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
Fiona's song is just a cover. It's not "her new sound". No new album... :-(
Why are female piano-playing singer-songwriter types almost always incredible fucking headcases? Because of which the music shifts dramatically from brillant to steaming pile of self-indulgent horseshit.
That new Fiona Apple track was pretty cool though. Digging the very dark and smokey nightclub vibe.
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Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 09/17/2009 - 1:40pm
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lmao, I dont know. I'm just telling ya what I read...not saying I believe it.
Lourdes didn't do such a great job in the video, did she? Her lyp synching was sort of messed up. First she did it, and then she looked lost. I didn't like it.
Kat Von D looked like Cher in that photo. What has she been doing to her face? (besides the tattoos) She looked better before she messed with her face, when she had black hair. Not even 30 and already screwing around with botox or something I assume.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
It was only a matter of time for Madonna to start pimping out Lourdes and turn her into the next version of herself...after all, cheek implants, botox and face lifts can only go so far. I wonder if Lourdes has already seen a copy of the "Sex" book and the raunchy videos Vadge used to make 15+ years ago. I doubt Vadge can shield a 13yo from TV and other forms of media that expose her wanton ways forever.
It's amazing what a girl has to do for a good fuck. - Samantha Jones
Sorry, but I think Madonna is the shittiest mother. I mean talk about ego projection. Her ego is so ragingly limitless that she forms her daughter into her likeness? Just no. That girl must have no idea where her mother ends and she begins.
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Mags like "Shape" and "Self" are are lying wastes of paper. No program they promote ever works for normal people who don't have time to live in a gym and don't have $$$ to hire a personal trainer.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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i'm more concerned with massive forehead Shape seems to have gifted her with instead. Eeessh!
"Tell them the bug violated you sexually, and you want out" --my friend's advice to breaking my lease
idk, i guess i'll believe its jlove. notice shes turned to minimize looking at her torso straight on, with her hands/arms covering part of her and they dont show her legs. But she still looks big. more in shape and better toned, but still a solid size 6-8. oh, and there is nothing wrong with that for chrissakes! some people are built to be bigger! just tone your ass and be the best-looking size whatever!
"Tell them the bug violated you sexually, and you want out" --my friend's advice to breaking my lease
WOW. Lourdes really is a spitting image of her mother way back when.
chowgirl69,
Ummm... what do they claim to be using to "do the shading and contouring"? God's paintbrush?
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No!!!! Not Geoffrey the Giraffe!!! Ok, this funkin evil Summer has just gone too far now!!!
ETA: I modified my avi in his honor :(
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
*throws monitor out window*
FUCK HOLLYWOOD, PHOTOSHOP AND THIS NOT SIZE TWO FUCKING TWAT!
I am uncomfortable seeing Lourdes' sideboob....
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
LMFAO at that magazine cover! JLH has never, ever looked like that!!!
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“I tune out self pity, it makes my dick soft.” --Brian Kinney
Those are a lot of crumbs, MK.