The CAPTION THIS Contest Winner for December 19th!!!

The Manatee, also known as the “Sea Cow”, is a gentle giant. They are harmless creatures that are slow moving and float in their natural environment. When frightened, they will sit on you until suffocation occurs - Watty

Runner-up:

Ass me no questions, I’ll tell you no Thighs. - La Manu Peluda

Jesus, if you want to fuck this chick, you need to throw a bag of flour on her just to find the wet spot - Ted

Thanks Janelle