The Rabid Possum Is Back In All Its Glory
Yesterday, Planet Earth almost rolled into the sun after millions flipped out (not really) over Kate Gosselin's new wavy possum hair. The possums of the world were about to hold a candlelight vigil for their fallen brother, but they don't have to do that now that everything is back to normal. Kate left her hotel in NYC this morning with her possum head looking fried and frazzled as usual.
In other Kate news, Radar reports that The Possum Hour of Cuntness is coming to TV very soon. Kate is not only in NYC to be a guest co-host on The View, but she's also working on her own TV show with Paula Deen. Apparently, the show is based on the website Mom Logic. Kate, Paula and other hosts will barf about everything from gossip to healthy and beauty (CHOKE!) tips to advice for moms. The pilot will shoot later this month.
Kate has the interview skills of a toilet paper roll, so her show should be interesting (it will suck). Anybody who watched her ass on The View knows what I'm talking about. If this Mom Logic show requires a lot of head nodding, foot shaking and cunt grins, then Kate will be the star of that shit. However, if it requires actually making points, then Kate better try to steal a vial of Diane Sawyer's essence or she's in trouble.
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What a bland human being yuk.... it makes you really question wealth distribution in society
This should be over soon - I think they've both been on every damn tv show there is now. BTW - she looks like one mean bitch.
"Beauty" tip #1 - Whore out your kids for free plastic surgery.
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Well she can't be any worse that Elisabeth Hasselbeck, who is ignorant and brain-dead besides...
She probably begged for a talk show because she needs more adults around to talk to. My friends with several kids all talk about the need to talk to adults.
But really, what could she have to talk about that people would find interesting?
WTF?? Serious? This piece of crap woman is getting another show? Is Paula Deen brain dead. Why would ANYONE want her on a show?
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What's Possum-Head going to talk about on her talk show? How to emasculate your hubby in 3 easy steps?
PAULA YOU ARE DEAD TO ME NOW. You've joined the list with Duff Goldman (Ace of Cakes).
What possible words of wisdom could KH8 spout? Her SOLE claim to fame is baking 8 sprogs at one time. And none of the little fert rat pups cacked during the process.
LET'S BURN HER NAME ON THE SURFACE OF THE MOON!
The only winners in this deal is dogs. Free at last! Free at last! Thank god almighty! Free at last.
Getting shipped back to the breeder from that hell hole is a a good thing.
TEAM DOGS!
~Tiny Fists of Irken Fury!~
Her hair must be on viagra.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
When her brother was interviewed he said that she was pushing for her own tv show and dumping everyone in her life so that she could get it. She stated that he was lying and she had more than she could handle at home with the kids. When Jon said that one of the reasons she gave for filing for divorce was because he didn't support her dream of getting her own talk show she said that he was lying and she had no such aspirations. Wonder who is lying now and will we be hallucinating if this ugly broken down ho does make it to "talk tv"?
dammit, I love Paula Deen, now what do I do?? grr (and Paula's sons are hooooooooooooooottt, i guess that clinches it, I'll have to watch and block out the side of the screen with Kate on it and mute when she talks..*sigh*)
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Paula Dean went waaaaay down in my books for pairing w/ Kate. I lost respect for Paula.
She worked so hard to have those kids. She whores out her kids to make $$$$$$$$$ then she does book tours and some lame talk show so she is never w/ the kids. She is chose money and fame over her kids. The only time she is w/ her kids is when she is doing the show w/ them.
doesn't she know that when her hair started to grow out, to NOT get the same hideous haircut again??...her hairdresser should be shot! ;>
Submitted by The New Improve... on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 11:46pm.
I'm sorry but for someone who lives in the public eye... couldn't she take some make-up lessons.
Her foundation is too thick and too pink.
Her eyeliner has been drawn on and not blended. (Blend woman!)
Her lips have visible liner on them and too much gloss.
She's not unattractive but the way she presents herself makes her look very hard and pasty.
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THANK YOU! She just wears WAAAAAAAY too much makeup. I just feel bad for their kids. She's a bitch. Jon left the kids with a psycho.
wonky eye.
This chick has the personality of a slug topped off with the fur of a dead bleached wolverine.
I wish this broken down ho would just go away.
I'm sorry but for someone who lives in the public eye... couldn't she take some make-up lessons.
Her foundation is too thick and too pink.
Her eyeliner has been drawn on and not blended. (Blend woman!)
Her lips have visible liner on them and too much gloss.
She's not unattractive but the way she presents herself makes her look very hard and pasty.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 6:22pm.
Does anyone besides me think the main photo looks Cindy Loo-ish?
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whoa that is fucked UP!
just posted that I thought she looks like the grinch.
then i scrolled and read your comment.
I guess jon would be Max the dog?
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
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She's starting to resemble the grinch.
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 10:33pm.
I wonder what would happen if someone where to give her a great big hug.
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I can only imagine she'd burst into flames.
Not safe, nawmsayin'?
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I wonder what would happen if someone where to give her a great big hug.
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
kate gosselin now has more botox in her forehead than nicole kidman.
Oh my lord, what does that awful woman have stuck on the top of her head??
Chewba: Sounds familiar. I bet if you went off to work right away, you'd be "neglecting" your family. You can't win.
I've reached a sort of detente with MIL by now. If it can't be avoided, I will BF in front of her. (Ha!) I think we have a grudging mutual respect. She knows I am a good wife and mother.
Thing is, my SIL is having a baby (without the involvement of the babydaddy) and I see her imposing her will on my SIL. I know for a fact that my SIL doesn't agree with many of the things my MIL has chosen for her, but she is so dependent on MIL that she can't stay her own course. It's sad.
I hate the arguments about the working/stay at home thing because it doesn't really affect the kids that much. It's just another way for women to judge and attack each other. My mom worked when we went to school and it was fine. There are ways to fuck up a child, and being a working mom is not one of them.
Bowchicka: I'm totally not hating on women who work or have nannies or go out with their friends and get drunk. I wish every woman could have exactly the life she wants. I'm not even hating on my MIL, because she has accomplished a lot and is single-handedly responsible for raising a damn good man.
It's just that I am perfectly happy with my life because I crafted it purposely to be this way - it's just beyond my MIL to understand that a woman would give up a career to stay home. But like you said, it's not forever.
That's what the feminists wanted - women empowered to make the choices that make them happy.
Like the old saying goes: If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!
Hekki-
My mother in law is exactly the same. From day one my daughter was born, she began her not-so-subtle campaign to shame me for wanting to stay home. She was also very anti-breastfeeding. Except, rather than go out with my friends and "have a life", she wanted me to work, as to ease the burden placed on her "baby", my husband, since we had become a single income household. It was a decision my husband and I made together, but I took the brunt of the shame for my selfish desires. How dare I. I managed to stay home 4 years, and I never fed my daughter a single bottle of formula. In Your Face, Judith!
Paula Deen, a consummate butter lover, heard Kate had a butterface. I think she misunderstood.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Tristam - I don't watch their show either. It is conceivable that one or both of them wanted a litter just for the purpose of being a celebrity family...look at octomom. I believe she got knocked up like she did for the fame and not because of her love of kids, as she claims. I don't (or won't?) watch her show either. I think it is exploitation of those kids in both cases.
Hekki, I think it is great that you are a stay at home mom and I think that everywoman should do it, if possible (I know sometimes it is not possible), at least for the first few years. As a woman who has struggled with fertility my entire adult life and not won that battle (I am child-free) I know that if I was able to have a child (or if I someday adopt) I would stay at home and enjoy my role as a mom. Work will always be there down the road if I want to return to it. I do realize that there are many women out there who really do need to work and there are those that choose to work AND are great mothers.
I know a few women who got married, had a few kids and quickly went back to work after their 12 weeks because they didn't want to be at home with the kids. They could afford to take a few years off and they don't have careers that couldn't be put on hold and picked back up later on. They have a nanny who comes in to their house and essentially raises the kids for them. One friend in particular has her nanny arrive in the morning to wake up her kids, make them breakfast and get them on the bus all while both parents are still at home before leaving for work and she's there until after she feeds them dinner at night. What the woman earns is pretty much what they pay the nanny. In their case I questioned why have the kids if you are going to have someone else raise them? Is it because some people think that is what you are supposed to do after getting married...have some kids even if you're not really into parenting?
Submitted by applehead on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 7:41pm.
Did they really get rid of their dogs? I hope not for the sake of the kids...
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Yes. It's been reported that the dogs were picked up at the Gosselin house today and have been returned to the breeder Jon and Kate got them from last October. No word as to why they were returned or by whom.
Nice work, Kate and Jon. Rip another piece of your kids' world out from under them.
"I guess time seems to stretch out when you don't really give a fuck." -- MK, 07/07/08
Hekki your MIL sounds like mine! Funny thing is, she stayed home with her child (my husband) for three years!
Did they really get rid of their dogs? I hope not for the sake of the kids...
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Mom Logic features a black possum-head: http://www.momlogic.com/2009/09/do_you_have_an_anxious_attachment_disord.... Coincidence?
Paula Deen, I know you have more self-respect than to get on a soundstage with that cunt.
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"And the Fuckery Train keeps rolling all the way to HELL...."
I don't know how to feel about her having a show. Part of me says that it would be good for her, because she is clearly not cut out to be a stay at home mom and maybe it's better for the kids to be with loving nannies.
My MIL in enraged that I'm a stay at home mom. That is the absolute worst thing a woman can be, in her opinion. I'm supposed to have a baby, NOT breastfeed ("THAT is disgusting. And you're tied to the kid ALL THE TIME!"), go back to work full-time immediately and hire nannies and go out with my friends and get drunk at night. So I can "have a life".
I guess she would approve of Kate. Actually not, since SHE is the only good mother on earth.
Even though I fully understand that Jonnie G (that's his Ed Hardy douchetastic 'street cred' name) IS a lame fish, THAT bitch has the eyes of a CASTRATINATOR! Yeah, DListed dudes: if you looked directly into Kunt's eyes, check yo' balls...They ain't there no mo' right??? Yeah, I don't know what to tell ya to get them bad boys back cuz Kunt prolly sprouted a lizard tongue, sucked your manhood up into her ball crushin' jaws and had her some dinner...Best I can figure, you Eunics need to surf Ebay for some shiney new nuts....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Girl, didn't you hear me yesterday when I told you your hair was MUCH BETTER? Wha' happen'? A cow lick your head?
Her tail feathers are just rearing up for the divorce...Jon will be lucky to afford a trailer to live in when the Cunt Meister General is through with him.
Um, yep, that is her. No way this lady should be giving out health and beauty tips!
I thought Paula Deen was some food chick? My parents forced me to a Cracker Barrel and I swear in that marketplace thingy of theirs I saw a shitload of Paula Deen cookbooks and shit..
*off to google*
Submitted by Bowchickawawa on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 6:35pm.
Are you suggesting that Jon and Kate might not be all that reflective or the wisest planners? I bet the litter was Kate's idea and Jon had no choice. (I have no idea; can't stomach watching them on TV.)
I love how you can always tell when she's done her own makeup.
Scary thing is - I think she'll be a popular host and succeed. There's a bazillion bitches out there who identify with her on some level.
Shut up you ugly poo-faced git!
why paula deen why?
Yeah, with all the other fucking shit and assholes on TV, one more idiot spewing feces is all we need.
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