Wednesday, September 16th 2009

Bronx Mowgli, This Is Your Father

In case you didn't notice the douchesicle hiding under that LOOKATME mask, it's devoted father and husband Pete Wentz famewhoring it like a pro while walking to the music studio. Pete thought he had this shot wrapped up, but little did he know that a kid behind him stole his moment by throwing a sideways V for Vagina sign.

Too bad Kathy Griffin wasn't driving by. She would've mistook Pete for an off-duty Oscar statute and immediately snatched him up. The world would be rid of Pete, because he'd be forever trapped in a glass cabinet over Kathy's toilet.

Posted by: Michael K


helen back's picture

I bet Pete and Ashley just laughed and laughed at how clever this was. I give them a year before they star in their own reality show, and 3 before they get divorced.

Reeter's picture

Attention whore.

Stan Hooper's picture

Ha! all I kept thinking was the episode of Twilight Zone where the old man gave the masks of truth to his narcissistic family. It would be cool if douchebag here took off the mask and the gold ugly face remained.

Hell! it would be one hell of an improvement!!!!

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WHY IS EVERYONE STEALING FROM MY MAN MFDOOM!?

Get your own style!!!!

hambletta's picture

the "v for vagina" kid in the background looks dead talented. couldn't someone get him a reality show?
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squiggles's picture

Now i understand why he and john mayer get along so well.

Centaurious's picture

The BET Oscars need to fire their ad agency.

Plecostomus's picture

Mmm Petey, Petey, Petey. You tryin' to be the male Lady CaCa, now?

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Bottom-feeder.

Let's summarize these 2 dumbasses. Pete wentz is an emo gayboy who likes fucking his wife in the ass because it reminds him of doing a dude. ASSHOLE simpson is a dimwitted fake singer who has no talent, with the exception of getting fucked in the ass. And, she's stupid enough to tell howard stern this on live radio, further embarrassing her family.

This kid is not only going to need therapy because of the stupid "designer" name these 2 stupid celeb whores gave him, but will also need it when he sees pictures of his truly fucked up parents. These 2 attention whores have ensured their kids is messed up for life. Good job, dumbasses...

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JennieG's picture

ugh-this is absolutely PATHETIC. walking to the "music studio"???? i can't even remember the name of his crap band, but i think this idiot's claim to fame is just embarrassing himself for attention. this tool is someone's father! he should really be ashamed of himself. he's too old to be acting like this. loser
please please please pete, do us all a favor and just go away!!!!

Chirio's picture

Hey Pete you are an: Attention whore.

Coma Caca!!

the only thing about pete wentz is his dick. mhm.. next

Winnyfranfran's picture

What an asshole.

Mittmah's picture

Fucking asswipe. Seriously. Think of how much time he spent 1) thinking up the lame plan for attention 2) getting the costume 3) putting it on 4) writing that STUPID shit on the envelope

LAME

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...seriously ? he's not even a real celebrity...the mask gets him more attention (just what he's looking for)...good job pete....got exactly what you were looking for you fake ass emo indie wannabe motherfucker who has a baby to give them a strange name to make some money-FUCK YOU....

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SpicyMe's picture

He is fucking ugly..I vote he keeps the mask on

He gives a bad name to gold face masks!

Snarf's picture

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Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto...

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pomegranate's picture

This is John Mayer-esque...

pretentious and useless... who thought up of this stunt, his nanny?

stake_spike's picture

Loser

douchetastic poseur-

January72's picture

Such a fucking idiot. He and Ass are perfect for each other.

ILovePapaSmurf's picture

What a fucking tool. Seriously. Obviously Asslee wears the pants in that relationship.
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soraya's picture

Fuuuuucking doooouuuuche! I can't say it enough- fucking douche, fucking douche, fucking douche, fucking douche, fucking douche, fucking douche- I HATE HIM (and his idiotic wife too!)

angel_i's picture

Ok, Pete! I Googled you and now I know who you are. And I don't care. Sorry. But I do care about my typos:)

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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

He always reminded me of a low-budget Anthony Kiedis wanna be.

xerquina's picture

yeah what everybody just said.

govt_cheese's picture

This twat can't do anything right, and saying Pete's a twat is an insult to twats everywhere. Him and asshole are two of the most useless air-suckers ever.

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Albatross's picture

Puh-leeze. Eddie Vedder used to do this shit all the time, back in the 90's. He did it better. Fuck off, Pete.

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angel_i's picture

Submitted by Sensimina on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 5:25pm.

Don't spare his feelings, guys. Supposedly he's addicted to reading comments about himself and his wife on all the blogs.
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O REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLLY? Well, that sounds like an invitation to me!

*runs to google to find out who the hell this fuckwad is*

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Sensimina's picture

Don't spare his feelings, guys. Supposedly he's addicted to reading comments about himself and his wife on all the blogs. He must be masochistic because I've never heard anyone say anything nice about these two, except the very rare dumb bitch that would do sex stuff with Pete.

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Tamzin's picture

He thinks he's clever and witty but it makes him more cunty and a douche.

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Douchie McTryTooHard

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OneLiner's picture

What a disgusting piece of Caca!

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Thornhill's picture

Someone needs a check-up from the neck-up...

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jenelle's picture

Ugh I haaate this twat.

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Jill-The-Ripper on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 4:35pm.

Does him making me gag count?

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angel_i's picture

He really just needs a jacket and a tshirt both which read: LOOK AT ME! I'M PETE WENTZ! I HAVE A BAND AND I'M MARRIED TO ASHLEE SIMPSON! LOVE ME!

And be done with it.

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justice's picture

What an absolute CUNT. Not the cutesy, tongue-in-cheek version of "cunt" as used by MK. I am talking about the good old fashioned, straight from the English football terrace spec "CUNT" with EXTREME emphasis on the "C" & "T"!

On the plus side, the golden chin is an enormous improvement.

If aliens were actually following the current media, they'd do well to stay well away from planet earth with complete cocks like this roaming the land.

--thanks awfully--

zomay's picture

A Noun _is a pe... on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 4:27pm.
What, he's auditioning for Destro

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Sensimina's picture

Don't knock the masks, guys. Maybe he'll start getting Asshole to wear them, too. It could be the start of something wonderful. Perhaps they could look into paper bag masks, as well. Or plastic ones, with no breathing holes, sealed tightly around their necks.

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Beth4's picture

Pathetic douchebag

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Submitted by zomay on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 4:19pm.
Maybe he is Lady Gaga and we are not in on the gag.
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Does him making me gag count?
(not in the gag-reflex way although he does trigger it with just a glance)

Auntie Mame's picture

The coyote should have carried Pete off.

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I_was_a_slave4U's picture

SO desperate, lame and pathetic........i cant even!!

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A Noun _is a person place or thing_'s picture

What, he's auditioning for Destro in GI Joe II, the Wrath of 80s Cartoons?

ZombiePanda's picture

I totally thought this was one of the guys from Hollywood Undead there for a moment. Imagine my disappointment when I found out that it was only Pete Wentz........

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