Crazy & Wimpy Need A Parenting Coach
Anne Heche told the world that her ex-husband Coley Baffoon was a lazy loser and he told the world that she is a mean mean lady. So it's no surprise that a court has ordered that a perfectly sane adult needs to teach these two twats how to get along as parents. TMZ reports that a court-ordered "parenting plan coordinator" will be paid $375/hr to hold their hands and teach them how to make joint decisions together when it comes to their son Homer.
While I agree that these two need classes on how not to eff up their kid, I think they also need classes on how to behave like grown-ups who don't shit in their hands and throw it at each other (that wasn't meant for you Tommy Girl, carry on with your scat play). I'm sure Dr. Phil will volunteer his services. He works for relevancy. They just have to do the complete opposite of whatever Dr. Phil says. It's that easy.
And we should start taking bets on how long it will take for the parenting coach to strap themselves into a straitjacket and check into the nearest loony bin.
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Elton John and his partner can't adopt a kid?
And these two losers can procreate freely?
I don't get it.
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neither one of these assholes should not have been allowed to breed...
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
Poor Homer is doomed to a lifetime of inadequate therapy thanks to Wimpy and Celestia.
the problems started when they decided on the name homer.
wait, what?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 12:37pm.
HAHAHAHAHA. Well I guess I walked right into that one ;)
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 12:36pm.
Submitted by RecessVillain on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 12:33pm.
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I have issues falling asleep, for the last 3 days I have been passing out to "Sound of Music."
wow i guess i'm really THAT gay.
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"I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
— Marilyn Monroe
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 12:34pm.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 12:31pm.
HAHAHA - I know ;) I'm Jose Canseco!
Sooooo what did your wife do when you called her a cock gobbling (hilarious, btw) whore in teh courtroom!?!?
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wiped the cum off her chin.
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by RecessVillain on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 12:33pm.
WTF is he wearing?
What an asshole, he looks like a Von Trapp child.
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LOL! Perfect.
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Sandbitch, where have you been? Late night Dlister now? I can share the pills. I'm tired of taking them.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 12:31pm.
HAHAHA - I know ;) I'm Jose Canseco!
Sooooo what did your wife do when you called her a cock gobbling (hilarious, btw) whore in teh courtroom!?!?
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
WTF is he wearing?
What an asshole, he looks like a Von Trapp child.
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"I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
— Marilyn Monroe
Yep - I will bet she was un-believeable in the sack...but eventually, you have to something other than screw...like watch CNN, use the john, vote, floss, etc...
and THATS' when the trouble with little Annie starts. The NON-FUCKY TIMES.
I can imagine Steve Martin casually asking in between fucks - ""So - Honey - what do you want for dinner tonight?". and getting: "FUCK YOU CONTROLLING BASTARD....YOU DON'T OWN ME!!!!!!....I MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS YOU MUTHA.....ah......I dunno sweetie - maybe Chinese....."
Ellen Degeneres - in between rug munching: "So - Honey - wanta catch a movie tonight?" "FUCK YOU YOU DEMANDING DYKE....NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.......ummmm...yah - maybe we could do dinner-theatre......"
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Oh, MissJane - this was a reference to the movie too "his honor (pfft)"
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Not sure about him, but she doesn't need Dr. Phil, she needs Cesar Millan!!
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 12:19pm.
PS, can anyone tell that I am all medicated right now? No more pills.
Heeheeeahhhhahahhaaaa
Whadayamean? You done eaten them allll? OK, who wants to volumteer to stick two fingers down Zooms froat?
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 12:25pm.
;-) No worries... I enjoy ranting about it. And yea, it's horrible with the LIAR LIAR thing... I quote that movie all the time. It's a sickness. There was a show on HBO a long time ago called "Dream On"... google it - the show is totally me...
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 12:16pm.
I love how even in the rant you threw in a little LIAR LIAR reference ;) hahahha. Seattle slew.
Remember she is 400lbs now and you have a hot bottle blonde wife....all is right now. ;)
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
If these were my parents, I would of come out of the womb with a flask.
Bradi - LMFAO!!!!!!
*makes vulcan hand gesture*
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Jeepster - I can teach em a thing or two... trust. I am the king of snide remarks with a smile that only a TRUE whore with a keen sense of peen smell can pick up on.
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 12:16pm
bwahahahahaha...
rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock.
There is no Zombie.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Submitted by Jeepster on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 12:13pm.
vagamatized
Jack - I am wetting my underoos!!!! You slaughter me - but seriously - sads for you. You got hosed. Still - you have salvaged a sense of humor! Maybe you can sign on as the Parenting coach for these 2...
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Anne Hechee please go away. First off you are exactly the type of lady who does not need to have baybays. Go work on your split personalities or something. How do you lady keep getting work?...
PS, can anyone tell that I am all medicated right now? No more pills.
Heeheeeahhhhahahhaaaa
They NEED to be enrolled in kindergarten.
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Submitted by justjane on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 12:17pm.
Good question. He can't be gay, the gay men I know have a hell of a lot better fashion sense than that.
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Besides ballroom dancers what man wears a shirt like that??
*knocksondoor* Bradi
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*knocksondoor* Bradi
On Topic(kinda) - when I went through my divorce I represented myself (SHUT.IT!) and I had a "me" moment in the courtroom where I blurted out "because she's a fucking cock-gobbling whore!". Needless to say, his honor (pfft) didn't take this lightly in his holy lair. We were ordered to take a class on how to "be nice to one another" for the sake of our children. It was a complete joke. The class is all common fucking sense but when going thru a nasty, bitter divorce with a whore that has been ridden more than Seattle slew, you sometimes just lose it. Fuck her, fuck the courts and fuck the rapist that's making 375/hr... fuck her with a fish hook!
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
MK imma going to let you finish, but I think Heche just wants some bigger dick
And heres' a question I've ALWAYS wanted to ask: How in the hell did 2 bright people like Steve Martin and Ellen Degeneres ever fall for this whacko????
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Ya know - this lunatic did a number on Steve Martin's head before she screwed Ellen. I think what we have here is a serial asshole who loves to "fall in love", and then does her level best to DESTROY her partner....
future fucky-times friends of this nutjob take notice....
oh - and - she is NOT that cute anymore.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
oh and on topic...why is this dude's head so small?
"parenting plan coordinator" = birth control and or CONDOM for the rest of their lives!!!!!
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 12:03pm
big bang theory best show evah...
halo night hahahahai loves the dudethat plays howard.
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 12:06pm.
let's hope anne says that to her "coach".
that would end it right quick.
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I love The Big bang Theory.
On Topic: Parents that need parenting, hey that could be a reality show. OH! Wouldn't it be AWESOME if they turned this into a Reality Show????
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
The parenting coach will have to don body armor, a hazmat suit, and a spit guard before entering into any sessions with these two.
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christine the hoff on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 11:59am
The Ass Claps can't get the Slot Whistles to stop the Flashes in Ceiling Walls.
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M.E. - she was on letterman last night... along with Sheldon from Big Bang Theory... funny little fucker.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 12:00pm.
From Wiki:
"On Aug. 19, 2000, Heche knocked on the door of a modest Fresno home. Dazed and scantily clad, Heche said her SUV had broken down, asked to take a shower, and then made herself at home. When the cops arrived a short time later, the actress, who had publicly announced the end of her headline-grabbing three-year relationship with DeGeneres the day before, declared she was God and would take everyone back to heaven in her spaceship. In her 2001 autobiography, "Call Me Crazy," Heche explained that her disoriented Fresno daytrip was the result of mental illness (fueled by Ecstasy) stemming from childhood abuse by her father, which led her to create an alter ego named Celestia, "daughter of God, half-sibling of Christ, and that she was to spread a message of love to this stricken planet before ascending into Heaven"
Yes, this bitch is completely NUTS!
Pussy will do that to ya.
Does this guy have the weirdest head or what?
From Wiki:
"On Aug. 19, 2000, Heche knocked on the door of a modest Fresno home. Dazed and scantily clad, Heche said her SUV had broken down, asked to take a shower, and then made herself at home. When the cops arrived a short time later, the actress, who had publicly announced the end of her headline-grabbing three-year relationship with DeGeneres the day before, declared she was God and would take everyone back to heaven in her spaceship. In her 2001 autobiography, "Call Me Crazy," Heche explained that her disoriented Fresno daytrip was the result of mental illness (fueled by Ecstasy) stemming from childhood abuse by her father, which led her to create an alter ego named Celestia, "daughter of God, half-sibling of Christ, and that she was to spread a message of love to this stricken planet before ascending into Heaven"
Yes, this bitch is completely NUTS!
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 11:56am.
I wonder if a Parenting Coach charges a Sofa Battery Tax...
with these fuckers, the ass tax is gonna be through the roof.
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke
I wonder if a Parenting Coach charges a Sofa Battery Tax...
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When was she on letterman?
Hasn't she been documented as having several mental outbursts AND breakdowns?
*goes to google*
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 11:53am.
Add the following to the list of classes these fuckmongers need:
A Bra-Planning Coordinator.