Super(Slutty)Nanny
If we got a $1 for every time we heard about Jon Grosselin rubbing his fat man balloons all over some homely young thing, we'd have enough money to buy out Ed Hardy and burn it to the ground. The latest buthereverything to come forward is former Gosselin nanny Stephanie Santoro. 23-year-old Stephanie tells InTouch (via Popeater) about the night her dignity quit her ass and hitchhiked out of town.
Stephanie said that Jon came on to her first when he asked her to give him a massage. Jon probably got the idea when he saw Stephanie roll the dick out of a piece of dough. If you can knead a mound of butter and flour, you can handle Jon's body. Stephanie said that the massage led to them kissing, which led to them in the hot tub, which led to you dry heaving in a Styrofoam cup inside your cubicle.
When the two were in the hot tub, Stephanie kept looking at the windows to make sure a member of the child army wasn't witnessing two pigs go at it in a pot of boiling water. If they did, they would probably whine about how hongray they were for pork rinds and the nanny just couldn't be bothered with that.
When the kiddies went to sleep, Stephanie and Jon went up to the apartment over the garage where she did things that NOBODY should ever do (aka fuck Jon Grosselin).
After their first act of grossness, Jon kept texting Stephanie to tell her how much he cared about her. Their affair continued and Stephanie said they bumped titties at least nine more times at the Gosselin compound. Stephanie said the sex wasn't bad, "but it wasn't the best I ever had."
The sex wasn't bad?! Stephanie needs to have more sex. I'm pretty sure sexing up a rusty wrought iron fence would be hotter. Both will give you Botulism in the vagina, but at least the rusty fence won't constantly send you sappy text messages afterwards.
And not only did Stephanie turn her vagina into a permanent sad face, but she also fucked away her nanny "career." Scratch that last part. I'm sure Rob Lowe and Jude Law have already requested her services.
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God, I hate the "massage" maneuver. It's so cheesy, totally un-smooth, and awkward. Yeah, it's obvious you're just trying to find an excuse to touch me/get me to touch you and not in a good way.
Is Jon the only living breathing man in the state of Pennsylvania? Not for nothing Jon looks like he has down syndrome.
thank u my dear
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العاب بنات
ان كنتى تبحثي عن العاب بنات جديده ومنوعه بشكل يومي فيمكنك دخول موقع العاب بنات مصر
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مركز تحميل
دردشة مصرية , تعارف فى احلي دردشة مصريه
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Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ sugarscupid.com ^-^
it’s the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man
Yet another dickhead magazine choosing to put worthless twats on the cover instead of a talented, iconic, and beloved actor who passed away.
I wouldn't even let my dog shit on this magazine.
"WHO ORDERED THE HAMBURGER WITH AIDS?"
What a horrible way to honor the memory of Patrick Swayze. Putting his picture on the cover with these two assholes.
...."which led to you dry heaving in a Styrofoam cup inside your cubicle."
...I don't have a cubicle, but I do work in a lab...and I did heave into someone elses experiment and called it "SURPRISE!"...I believe in keeping good notes.
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
Between this douchebag fucking everything that walks by and Possumhead swigging water right in front of her thirsty children while denying them WATER... I'll be surprised if they don't plot to take out both of them. By they I mean the kids. Good God they are a display of poor parenting.
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 11:34am.
You must have missed the post with the black supermodel skanking it up with Sean Penn who is also still married...it's not just the white ladies...
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
FIrst of all they suck for not giving the cover to Swayze.
Second of all, I get this chick wants her 15 minutes of fame but who in the world brags about sleeping with a married man? Especially this one? It's not like getting Jon into a bed is a difficult or brag worthy acheivement.
Plus it makes you look like an immoral slut. Not that I've been perfect but I actually feel shame about the bad things I've done...I don't broadcast. Skank.
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 8:45am.
He's banged more white girls than bruce lee. Not sure what that says about society, but it says something.
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Yeah, it says white girls will fuck anything for one minute of fame. Please ladies, raise your standards.
Fuck you In touch Mag.
why in the world this whores go and yap about sleeping not only with a douche(which is bad enough) but with a married man?
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 8:43am.
NOBODY puts Swayze in the corner!
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DAMN STRAIGHT!!
Who in hell gives a flying f*ck about the Gosselins, their litter of brats, and their bullshit marital crap?
I felt sorry for Jon, but now I wish Kate would have chopped his dick off, boiled it up and served it to him with mustard.
Team Possum!
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
can't believe this back alley crap gets the cover and Patrick Swayze just a tiny insert in the corner. that is fucked up. who the fuck cares about that Jon ugly toad and his ugly skank of a nanny?
Oopsie! I din't read the thread and see that a bunch of hos were feeling my Patrick Swayze woe already.
I love awesome people - we should pay more attention to them than not-awesome people, man. It's common sense.
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
Submitted by Chirio on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 9:12am.
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I watched that too last night and I bawled like a baby. First time in my life I have ever cried over a celebrity. When Barbara asked his wife how she's gonna cope when he's gone and he was sitting beside her looking at her...OH..MY..GOD!!! Soooo sad. He seemed like such a decent, no B.S, kick-ass guy too.
OT: So douchebag Gosselin boned an ugly bitch...wow there's news!
are we surprised that jon isn't good in bed?
wait, what?
It doesn't matter if she's ugly or not. It was just a different pussy. And a 'conquest'. Stupid ass men. I swear.
And she's feeling triumphant that she seduced a man away from his wife. (She probably wants revenge on Kate, too.) When that retarded dogface gets older, she will realize that ANY woman can get ANY man as long as she has a warm open hole and is willing to let a dick into it. DUH.
Getting a rich man to marry you without a prenup is the real test of the womanly arts, Dogface.
When is this turd going to implode???
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Wow - you'd think they'd wanna put Patrick Swayze front and centre on this mag. It's the only story worth hearing up there. Not so much about his battle with cancer but about his life. Way better than any other story up there. Even the Jon Gosselin "DUH!" story.
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
Isn't "the other woman" supposed to be hot? Between her male pattern baldness, huge nose & Dumbo-like ears, this sucia needs to take whatever she was paid for this interview & go to Kate's plastic surgeon/Hailey's dad asap. And since she's all about banging married guys, if she puts her "talents" to use, she may get all the work done for free. Kate should've hired that English Super Nanny chick. She'd of knocked the shit out of Jon at the first sign of his trying to dry hump her leg.
How could Grosselin beat out Patrick Swayze? I'm never opening the cover of an InTouch Magazine again, not even when I'm in the supermarket in a line of 50 carts.
This GD retard made the cover over Swayze's death!?!?!?!? Are you fucking kidding me!?!?
http://coverawards.com/2009/09/16/lindsay-lohan-destroys-sister-ali/
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
86 this shit already.
How does this jackass eclipse the death of Swayze?
*shaking head*
I hate people.
Seriously, Michael K, you crack me the eff up. I'm having a shitty day, and reading this put a smile on my face. Ok, so maybe I'm having a bad day, but at least I never fucked Jon Gosselin, so life isn't THAT bad :)
Submitted by loozer on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 8:30am.
Oh No they diddddnnn't! This douchebag got the cover instead of Swayze?
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Word. The rags only cover the douches now. I guess it's fitting.
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♪ Time Has Told Me ♫
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 8:43am.
NOBODY puts Swayze in the corner!
Classic Dlisted comment !! :o))
and so true....why are these idiots on the cover ?
Just Like A White Winged Dove
Well, he definitely has "a type"...homely 20something nanny-types.
LOL I couldn't stop laughing and eye rolling with this whole post. Sick!! TMI for a morning cup of coffee moment. lol!
Saw the Patrick Swayze interview with Barbara Walters last night, made me happy and made me cry. I thought to myself what a great couple he and his wife are/were. :(
Onto angelina: Starving herself...nothing new there.
Coma Caca!!
I SWEAR this girl has been on MTV before whining about her loser boyfriend or something. But, then again, who hasn't?
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 8:43am.
NOBODY puts Swayze in the corner!
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HAHHAHAHA! I am so going to piss myself laughing, and then have to post as Incontinent Vixen...
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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
Here's what is currently dawning on me. There are gross, fat men with kids and an ex-wife bumpting uglies with chubby, aimless, younger women in shit-hole newly-bachelored apartments all over this country. With most of those situations, we can ignore them - be blissfully unaware that people so unattractive and uninteresting are having sad, empty sex to take the pain away from being lonely and useless to society.
The fucking problem here is that we are forced to come face to face with this shit every week when the fucking tabloids print this shit. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH OUR FUCKING SOCIETY THAT WE CARE ABOUT THIS?! The tabs wouldn't print this shit unless people were buying it. And people wouldn't be buying it if they didn't care about it!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
Yeah...pretty much fucked away any future nanny work, didn't she?
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Why in the hell does this bag of douche and a skank get the cover picture and not Patrick Swazye? Gottdayumut!
His brain-damaged fuckery knows no bounds.
I hope Methbrows punches him in the dick for this.
What a pasty doofus.
Seems like when guys divorce, this sort of stuff is what they normally do, isn't it?
I agree that it is ridiculous that they didn't give the cover to Swayze. Obviously he DID die before this printed, as evidenced by the words "fight to the end". They could have changed their plans last minute and devoted much of the issue to Swayze. This coved could have waited until next week (Jon and skankola).
I am REALLY starting to hope that Kate gets full custody AND the house. This man is a loser.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
How this man walks the streets without getting punched in the sack by everyone passing by is beyond me.
And this trick, Stephanie, does she not have a clue? Where are you gonna go now sister? Need a job? Nope, you're a whore. Need a friend? Nope, you're a whore. Need anything? Nope, you're a whore.
xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Internet is a quite good place to meet friends and even find whatever your need. i am
just in the beginning of my career and want to find a rich man, maybe to be my sugar daddy. so i uploaded my hot and even
naked photos on http://www.Sugarloves.Com ~~~~ under the name Michelle2000, maybe you want to check out my photos firstl
Thanks a fucking lot Jon and Kate, for feeling that you were so spawnworthy that you had 8 children.
Now my child gets to deal with 8 more sociopathic, porn starring, serial killing lunatics who have learned to do anything for that money because of their shitty, awful parents.
You both really can't DIAF fast enough.
oh Night Owl, true dat, I have ALWAYS said that about these two!
Team Possum!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Kara DioYOUKILLEDPAULA! SCRAGS BITCHES! MK
"Wudnt nuthin strage bout yo daddy!" Al Sharpton
I am starting to see why Kate was a controlling bitch, when left to his own devices Jon has no impulse control.
He sounds like Brad Pitt.
Jimmy - who wouldn't put out for some free Koolaid?
http://ooc.caltech.edu/images/koolaid.jpg
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Wed, 09/16/2009 - 8:43am.
I am AMAZED at how much ass this tool gets.
He's banged more white girls than bruce lee. Not sure what that says about society, but it says something.
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The nanny looks like a fleshy, brunette Kathy Griffin in need of a nose job.
Jon, this is for you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98z27HJ0gKs
Why is anyone still talking about these irrelevant morons? Just...why?