Tuesday, September 15th 2009
Leave It To CaCa.....
Vadge should take the fartbag known as Lady CaCa with her wherever she goes, because she looks like a fetus' ass cheek compared to her. Nibbling on Baby Jesus' foreskin cheese (don't worry, it's kosher) has worked wonders on Vadge's face! And I really have to give her a slow clap for bumping up her hair with BUMPITS. Lady CaCa on the other hand, looks like an asshole. An asshole who will snatch your hamburgers! Seriously, The Hamburglar wants his weekend S&M mask back.
Here's more of CaCa, Madonna and her child at Marc Jacobs' show last night in NYC. And the dude in the picture above is my hero of the day. I'll finish that eyeroll for him.
Wireimage, Wenn.com, Bauer Griffin
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LADY BURGER and MAFACELIFT=whores
did GaGa get a nosejob? it was really funny to see her try to prove to everyone how much of a WOMAN she was during her shitty VMA performance. bitch finally got her tuck game down.
lol - "a slow clap"
Ugh, CaCa's face...! CaCa shouldn't stand next to people who are prettier than her. In other words; she should stand only next to Perez Hilton.
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"I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs."
Gaga is the true Madonna's successor, whether you like it or not, or do not give a shit, coz you hate Gaga AND Madonna.
I would rather they have put this much marketing behind Alison Goldfrapp and used the 'madonna successor' moniker on her, a woman of true vocal talent and capable of making dancier, catchier music, but that ain't gonna happen, so...
Fingerless (handknit) gloves are awesome during winter, when you're too broke to turn on the heater and your hands turn into popsicles inside your poorly heated, midwestern, great-lakes region house, yo~
This lacey shit sucks tho, I agree.
Submitted by birdgherl on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 10:14pm.
Am I the only one who doesn't get the fingerless gloves?
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The rationale is two-fold.
1. It's vintage Madonna. Madonna just LOVES the idea of doing vintage herself.
2. She knows bitches like us keep making fun of her old lady hands:)
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
Am I the only one who doesn't get the fingerless gloves?
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They look alike. Madge has to race home and put her son er, boyfriend to bed.
absolutely fabulous, darling
Oh Vadge, that black lace skirt needs to stay in the 80's, honey.
lmFFFao @ BUMPITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S= What Up,Bitches I'm in Florida!♥
I JUST purchased BUMPITS at the market last night!
Not that I'd EVER wear them in public...but I just couldn't resist!
Lady Gaga's arm (not the one around Madge) looks like a little person arm attached to a big person.
Vadge's face is so tight you could bounce pennies off her cheek implants. I wonder if she spent as much on her plastic surgery as Demi? "You're So Vain/Vein" should be the official Hollywood anthem.
And please I'd rather be in shape and have 'veiny hands' (as I do at the young age of 29) then be a typical fat, disgusting American pig. You cant help having veiny hands or arms its the fucking stupidest thing to make fun of someone for. You cant control it and sorry if injecting fucking botulism into our hands isnt something we want to do. The stupid shit that people are trashed for on this site is getting old, veins?!? Come on be more creative then that shit.
I think Madonna looks fucking amazing here. I cant hate.
FYI, Bumpits are sold in CVS. *shrug* If anyone is interested.
Stop.now.
Please.
That.is.all.
oh please Toni, I can only imagine all the people GaGa has fucked and sucked too to get where she is now...and I am sure she's shaved quite a few years off her age...FYI...she did nto come out of the blue and took the world by storm...GaGa has been whoring around NYC clubs for years before her big break came...she is just like Vadge in that respect...and there's even photos to prove it. Look it up.
Submitted by KevinM on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 2:32pm.
I'll stick with the one with the hamburger, more realistic looking.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Funny, I just got Bumpits through the post from ebay (blush). I didn't realise Dynasty hair was skanky, though I do dress like a drag queen on nights out :) The overblown look does it for me :)
And you know what, I like Gaga. She can sing and play classical piano..I'm sure once the $s come in she'll probably get some face work. Even if she doesn't, who cares, she's lots of fun and definitely not boring.
All the stuff online about her being a "weirdo" and a "freak" pisses me off, I hate that sort of bullying. We should all be able to exist without that kind of abuse. Often it's those pointing the finger who are the *true* weirdos.
It's Lady Hamburglar! I put together a side-by-side comparison - she looks like the Hamburglar's rebellious sister.
http://twitpic.com/hujs8
Thanks you for the Bumpits tip! I've always wanted to do that to my hair and had no idea how! Now my crackhead whore with cigarette gold teeth and tire/heroin track marked ballet slipper look will be complete!!! Thanks Michael K!
Really, when Madonna was Gaga's age she was still DJ fucking to get her music played. GG went and with real talent, worked her ass off to overcome her plain looks. She is better than Madonna ever was.
Madonna's smile in the main picture says it all...."another dumb ass wannabe"
I who the fuck does Vadges work I WANT THAT NUMBER!!!!!!
she looks amazing ( for a spiritually devolved capitalistic self involved cunt...)
Shhhiiittt....I BET THAT WORKS COSTS NUFF.....fucking hell....
'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Snideychick sez:
Since when does Madonna wear someone else's castoffs? Mariah was wearing that jacket MONTHS ago!
Lady CaCa looks like a geriatric cat burglar with that mask...She looks older than Madonna. I think CaCa's read our comments and decided to cover her fug mug from now on. And Madonna keeps recycling her looks...she used that one in 96 when Courtney Love crashed her interview...also this is the same hairdo and outfit (looks like) from the VMAs on Sunday...I thought these photos were from backstage or an after party the same day. Maybe she didn't even shower or washed her hair...like the old ladies with helmet hair who keep it up until their next hair appointment. Yuk! And that stretched out skin looks very Faye Dunawayish. I hope Hillary Duff doesn't run into her and gives her a beatdown thinking is Faye. LOL
That's a LOT of buck toofies goin on there.........
Fug and Fuglier! yuck-gag-barf-vom
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
lady caca looks a little "special"
wait, what?
Lady Gaga is truly the ugliest person in showbusiness. Like, I don't wonder why she always dresses a thousand different types of crazy. She looks like a hemorrhoid.
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"I DON'T NEED ANYONE TELLIN' ME 'PLAY ON WORDS' I'M A MOTHERFUCKIN' LYRICAL WORDSMITH MOTHERFUCKIN' GENIUS"
GOD. THIS LADY GAGA RETARD REALLY NEEDS TO GO AWAY. I WISH SHE WOULD TRIP AND FALL. SHE ALWAYS HAS SOMETHING RIDICULOUS WRAPPED AROUND HER FUCKING FACE. SHE IS SUCH AN ASSHOLE. SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE HAS DOWNS. SO RETARDED.
OMG, that stupid cunt is wearing EVERYTHING! Is that what "edgy" means? You just put on whatever you put your hands on? Ugh. I wish she had put that effing mask on the other way around. Stupid trick. MK, can we get a Megan Fox and Monsieur Ga Ga break? Please?
Madonna looks great there!
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Katy Perry: FUCK U KANYE. IT'S LIKE U STEPPED 0N A KITTEN.
Ugh, do we really have to be bombarded with her fugness on a daily basis? She is just so, ewwww. And please, please stop posing with that rat face.
Does Madonna keep baby Jesus balls in her cheeks?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
CACA has too much of her face showing.
"WHO ORDERED THE HAMBURGER WITH AIDS?"
wow... lady GAGA defiantly dresses like that on purpose its a stunt
Micheal Jackson did the same thing
i don't really give a fuck about Madonna
GAGA looks like DAME EDNA! see:
http://joetohell.blogspot.com/2009/09/separated-at-birth_15.html
At least she is wearing something that covers her ass. I will give her that. And I like those boots.
Bumpits are EVERYWHERE!!!
A Hot B more Bitch
Ew. Don't funk up my Marc Jacobs piece.
Submitted by Sensimina on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 11:44am.
Lady Shithead is officially the new Penis Hilton, except worse because she has a successful career. This is awful.
I'm betting that a year from now...maybe less people will saying CaCa who?
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Then again what the hell do I know?
"It's the majority of pictures that count and the majority tell me that Madonna is a man." - bossy
Oh how I laughed.
Seriously, though, I can't stand Madonna most of the time but fucking hell she's looking great. Admittedly, most of the reasons I dislike her don't have anything to do with how she looks but she's good inspiration all the same. Older women might not have the kind of money she does but she proves that it is indeed possible to look even twenty years younger if you want. Yeah, yeah, no money, no this, no that, blah blah. Still possible and that's a positive message to send out. Reluctantly, and in this instance only, more power to her for it.
Her boyfriend, on the other hand, is a dog.
the only good thing about this whole photo op is how hot marc jacobs is looking...damn...are you sure he's gay
i'd love to see madonna in a bikini lol
all that growth hormone really works to make you look veiny and muscular...ask hugh jackman
Submitted by Rebitcha on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 11:59am.
makeup does wonders!
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That's not makeup... it's spackle
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"Do you like fish sticks?"
makeup does wonders!
Submitted by loozer on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 11:43am.
Submitted by Rishkin on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 11:25am.
Team eyeroll dude
LOL! Imagine the odors he was experiencing. Madonna probably smells like moth balls,Charlie cologne and Ben-Gay. Caca like a can of Chickeon of the Sea tuna, cheap vodka and Brute cologne.
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Thanks, i'm eating a tuna sandwitch with a Vodka and Cranberryand wearing
Charlie cologne .
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