Tuesday, September 15th 2009
Hear Aretha Roar
Somebody get on the phone to Chris Nolan and tell him that if Catwoman is in the next Batman movie, Aretha Franklin is just woman for the JOB! The chichi queen stepped out in NYC last night wearing cat print from head to cankles.
Really, if this isn't the new Catchichis, I don't know who is. Actually, Queen Aretha is better than Catwoman! She doesn't need some stupid leather whip to defend herself with. Queen Aretha subdues her enemies with the giant link of sausages she always keeps hidden in between her mounds of wonder. And Queen Aretha can meow without even opening her mouth. Whenever Aretha glides across a room, her nipples meow like ten dozen cats in heat. Pounce at 'em, Aretha!
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on a sort of related note...i once, years ago, unknown to me (at the time) talked on the phone to her son, teddy. couldn't have been a nicer lad!
It would be dangerous to motorboat Aretha.
I mean, you'd need cadaver dogs and the jaws of life...
Eh if Gosselin can wear a possum then Aretha can wear a cheetah.
Jabba the fucking hut man. Her mouth is hanging open hoping more food will drop in it.
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i prefer it is a fake news as well as some magazines said she kept dating rich men from the famous free interracial dating site sugarscupid. c o m
.. in the past weeks. Good luck, Woman!
bambam,
"ms. franklin can (and does) command a higher fee for her appearances." I had no idea she'd rake in that kind of loot, ouch!
Submitted by aerie on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 2:00pm.
semantics, dear heart, semantics. not every favor is free. point is she could've gotten more, someone in the school administration has a favorable relationship with the agency that handles her. ms. franklin can (and does) command a higher fee for her appearances.
RESPECT.
She can get as big as she wants: to each their own.
bambam,
the small college you mentioned (it's a community college campus in Rockville, MD) paid her fat arse 149k, so it was hardly done as a favor... and that was just her fee, no doubt there was a hefty price tag for refreshments, etc.
wow..she's pretty obese.
wait, what?
buncha fuckin rubes, allaya. re re brought her big ass to dc this weekend.
sang at a small college auditorium pretty much as a favor to the school.
she sang her big jiggly ass off, reminded me what real talent is.
standing ovations, returned her jiggly ass to her when she was done. she's alright by me, always.
Oh my GOD, you're such a little victim. I bet you can't wait for the OP... "OMG SENSIBITCHFACE WAS BEING SOOOOOOOO MEAN TO ME FOR NO REASON AT ALL IN THE ARETHA POST!!!! GODS YOU GUYS! MEH!!!!!". Anyway I'm gone for realz now, I don't have a job where I can just sit around and get paid to post on DListed all day long with no repercussions.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Um, maybe because I asked the mod to delete my comments as to not distract from the thread and keep this shit ON TOPIC.
I wonder why ME calling me a bitch and all that got deleted, but my cuntastrophic words are still there for all to see? Cuntspiracy!
Anyway, bye all!
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Submitted by Sensimina on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 11:56am.
thanks for it all, but mostly for the cunty outburst. you don't know how much i appreciate it XD
hypocrites, bow down.
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Submitted by Sensimina on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 12:05pm.
Andy 27 thought me everything I know.
I don't remember Raul, hell I don't even remember the names I used on there. Except one, Lards Like You. My glory days there were a couple years ago, though.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Submitted by Sensimina on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 11:55am.
Raul's a hot bitch, cyber three-way.
I seen his comments at Pigez before we both got banned for spamming his fat ass with flaming insults.
Some asshat was using one of my old avie's and name on ther yesterday, remember hbs or BBD?
lol Miss Thang, what was beautiful, my graphic description of the dangers of "just sticking the tip in" Ms. Franklin's folds, or my bitchy outburst at ME?
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
TV! omg lmao
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 11:47am.
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 11:44am.
my gawd...does re re own a mirror and does she have some family and friends that can be honest with her?
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The only mirror big enough is still on the Hubbell Telescope, which she uses as a compact.
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well then re re needs to whip out the hubbell and shine it on herself...and make sure she gets the back too, so she can see the whole mess of what she looks like...
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 11:53am.
* grabs best fat chick JO material * No crossing swords now!
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I'm disappointed, but I'll take it. :)
Raul's a hot bitch, cyber three-way.
I seen his comments at Pigez before we both got banned for spamming his fat ass with flaming insults.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Sensimina, thanks, btw. That was beautiful.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 11:47am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 11:40am.
Let's bury it people.
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Only if you cyber with me. Or webcam if you have one.
* grabs best fat chick JO material * No crossing swords now!
Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 11:40am.
Let's bury it people.
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Only if you cyber with me. Or webcam if you have one.
Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 11:44am.
my gawd...does re re own a mirror and does she have some family and friends that can be honest with her?
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The only mirror big enough is still on the Hubbell Telescope, which she uses as a compact.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Rodney Carrington “Goin’ home with a fat girl”
He talks about jumpin’on and fuckin’a fat fold
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R32Ln7YZ6ig
my gawd...does re re own a mirror and does she have some family and friends that can be honest with her?
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she was clumsy, stupid and mean, but I wouldn't wish that death on a opossum...
If you stop typing for a second, Aretha's gravitational pull tries to suck your keyboard into your monitor.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Go 'head, Aunty 'Retha! Keepin it sexy as usual :)
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
Rishkin (Aretha is so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing)
THAT is friggin HILARIOUS!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 11:28am.
Team Sensimina. What's with you guys? You read and post nasty shit here all day. Get your asses to Perez.
I would but that fag banned me 3 times for posting nasty shit all day! Let's bury it people.
I just changed my lunch from fried chicken and biscuits to Special K and skim milk.
I have to wonder HOW this woman is still alive, and WHO is paid to wash her.
What. The. Fuck.
Does this woman just NOT want to be healthy?
Love,
Mabel
How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
No, that wasn't Mike's dick milk dripping out of her. It was hypocrisy. MESSY! --MK
Team Sensimina. What's with you guys? You read and post nasty shit here all day. Get your asses to Perez.
It's hard to come back at somebody who's telling the truth, huh? If you weren't such a hypocrite I never would have said anything to you. You say the most insensitive things, and then turn around and act like the morality police. It's just irritating.
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http://bleedingthecorgan.blogspot.com
http://myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
WTF!! who's fighting? i'm about to kick some ass.
Coma Caca!!
That's it ladies... just make out and be done with it, you know you wanna! I can feel the sexual tension from way over here!
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"Hold the cross high so I can see it through the flames." - Joan of Arc
Whatever ME, you're like a little fucking baby that whines when things don't go her own way. You shoot your mouth off about any number of controversial topics like forced sterilization of the Duggars or whatnot, but then you flip your shit over any comments that "hit home" and tell everybody that it's not cool to talk about it. Sorry I called you out for your bullshit conversation moderating.
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http://bleedingthecorgan.blogspot.com
http://myspace.com/rainbowsrule
Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Rishkin LOL
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I can't talk shit about this woman. She would Kick my ass to Mars.
Coma Caca!!
Aretha is so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
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My Granny loved Aretha, so by default, I'm not allowed to talk trash about her or I will get a beatdown from heaven to the tune of "Natural Woman."
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"Hold the cross high so I can see it through the flames." - Joan of Arc
Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 11:05am.
"sacred cow"... on an Aretha post. LOL!!
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 11:00am.
Submitted by Rishkin on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 10:58am.
You're not supposed to mix animal prints..btw
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They probably couldn't find enough of a single print to cover her fat ass, they had to go with several.
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and Elephant was sooooo last year
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As always, it depends whose sacred cow is being gored. Then it seems to stop being funny.
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 11:01am.
She DOES have a cat-like physique and grace! I'm specifically thinking of an obese cat I knew named Pancakes and Waffles who had to be carried in and outside because walking wasn't of interest to him.
that's hilarious!
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Submitted by Sensimina on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 10:58am.
I'm sure you are all being very offensive to hugely fat people right now, but it doesn't matter unless it's a topic "close" to you, right?
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There's a fat lady that works across the hall from me... if you consider that close. But she doesn't like me so it's okay.
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"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch
Hey Ple:
Thanks for the education on "MONGO" - but I have the sneaking suspicion that the Cafeteria Crew (possibly illegal aliens) are trying to say MANGO.
oh - and by illegal aliens - I mean ALIENS FROM ANOTHER PLANET - one where Mayonaisse is a food group.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"