The Detective La Toya Shake!
Detective La Toya's constant search for the truth led her to Millions of Milkshakes in Los Angeles yesterday. Det. La Toya got to the bottom of everything by making a milkshake that will force Michael Jackson's murderers to confess to their crime. La Toya's special brew was made with truth serum, revenge, justice, burned cartilage, Papa Joe's morning eye snot and one single tear from La Toya (the secret ingredient).
Okay, her milkshake was really made with raspberries, blackberries, strawberries, vanilla ice cream, Skittles, caramel, whipped cream, mixed nuts and chocolate. Detective La Toya should probably focus on tracking down her taste buds, because it sounds like they're missing. That milkshake will help your vomit get to the bottom of the toilet.
And no, La Toya is not shaking it for attention (cough), because "most" of the proceeds from the sale of her milkshake will go to AIDS Project LA.
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Wow I thought she was in mourning.
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It seems like Michael dying was the best thing to ever happen to her. I mean damn I haven't seen this much of her.... well ever.
Having proceeds go to AIDS Project LA won't work if nobody buys that fucked-up flavor of milkshake.
I can't believe how ugly her mug is. Hard to believe she and Janet came from the same parents.
She's gotta work. One of her homes was foreclosed on this week. C'mon Tito and Randy with your jizz shakes.
Has anyone been to MoM?
Its not that great and damn, its expensive.
I couldn't even taste the cocaine and Xanax in my Lindsay Lohan.
Submitted by Miss Thang on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 12:06pm.
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Don't give her any ideas!! She'd probably give an interview about her dearly departed brother, while lying on Hugh's leather couch all nekkid and sessy-like as she lets photogs snap away. Ugh :(
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Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 12:07pm.
Doesn't anyone ever wonder why these celebs are always making milkshakes at this place?? Lindsay, Miley and now LaToya...?
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Hello! I told you! It's for the perverts.
Really, tho - it's just cheaper promotion than getting them to be in an ad campaign. I'm sure they take pics and post them on the walls, no less, as a draw...
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Celebs are also always hawking FroYo. Money is changing hands somewhere along the line. I read so many fucking tabloids, and trust me I've seen like 2000 pictures of celebs holding cups of frozen yogurt and mugging for the camera.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Doesn't anyone ever wonder why these celebs are always making milkshakes at this place?? Lindsay, Miley and now LaToya...?
Hey Latoya, have you ever thought about, oh i dont know... maybe getting a fucking JOB?!
Your bod still looks hot though. How about Playboy again? maybe do a "20 years later" issue?
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la toya looks great imo.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
The haters are out and trolling again I see! Bless La Toya's heart for taking time out to deliver the most delicious milkshake to the world ever! She's so giving. Download her smash hit single "Home" today and help AIDS Cause LA!
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Looks like she's having the time of her life since her brother passed away.
Her dream of fame has finally come true.
Unfortunately for her (and fortunately for us), the 13 minutes of her 15 minutes are already up.
She has about 2 more minutes of mixin' milkshakes.....
Hope she honoured MJ's memory by filling out a job application while she was there.
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The skittles kinda ruined it, but I not in the berries either, so that wouldnt be the shake for me.
Why dont they open this shit in NY? We need this and an In & Out STAT!!
She says", "some of the proceeds". In other words 90% will go to miss Cookoo.
Ew @ the nasty pervs in the background. I had the misfortune of stumbling on Shauna's Milkshake Premier and I knew from that really is just a reason for slimy men to come stare at boobies. (and Shauna brought her kids! EW!)
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ToyToy just copied the "Lindsay Shake" (see menu board in last thumbnail) and threw some Skittles on top for color. Guess she's too busy solving MJ's murder to come up with something original...by the way, who is that queen with a box for a head in the pictures with Toy? Scary Miss Weho!!
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I'll take a skittle milk shake please.
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She has a good body.
I'd pass on that milkshake based on the Skittles. Yuck
i can't hate on how she looks, other than the whittled down nose that is the Jackson specialty. She's what, 55 or something? Her body is tight, I gotta say.
Leave out the skittles and it sounds pretty darn good. Of course being lactose intolerant, knowing that I can't have it makes it desirable. (just like str8 dudes) Forbidden fruit and all that jazz.
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Isn't this where Lindsay Lohan was whoring herself out a few months ago? And look where she is now!! Look for LaToya to be the new face of...er...Prada...yeah that's it!!================================================
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Poor thing. It must suck to have the papps all over you while "grieving" death of your brother. This woman's never had so much press time in all her days combined, since MJ got "murdalized".
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Everytime a flash went off she made a milkshake in her panties.
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Fuck Toy's outfit, her milkshake is a scary look into the Jackson psyche... berries, chocolate, and Skittles? NO.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Skittles mixed with any dairy product sounds like a major gastronimical error. If Michael hadnt died the only place asking her for shakes would have been McDonalds.
Oh Anon -
I could spend ALL DAY making the list of folks I would love to see disappear... but my boss would fire my ass.
but what the hell - here are a few more:
Dr. Oz
Dr. Phil
Judge Judy
The Real Houswives of ANYWHERE
Tom DeLay
Patricia Heaton
Perez Hilton
ANY Hilton for that matter
Mel Gibson
Tommy Girl
Weepy Robot
who am I missing? (where do I begin?)
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
I like her moustache.
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Submitted by Jeepster on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 9:17am.
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You forgot Wonky, Hohan, Brit Brit, Greasy and Gummy Douches, the KardASSian sisters, Hugh Hefner, etc., etc. . . .
Srsly, she must have gotten the 'classiness' gene from her father.
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You know if they (the Jacksons) were to maybe speak out about prescription drug addiction, it would be a more positive gesture than organizing fake concerts and making nasty milkshakes. I don't think they know any better though. Joe Jackson shaped his children to be this way.
Gawd -
Can't LaToya just go away now? And take Kanye, Lil Mama, Madonna, Crazy Republicans, Scientologists, Rosie O'Donnell, and Megan Fox with her.....
I keep thinking of that great Tom Petty song: "You're Jammin Me"..
"Take Back - Vanessa Redgrave
Take Back Joe Piscopo....
Take Back - Eddie Murphy
Give em all some place to go!!!!"
We can sing that song today - just need to change the players.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
After a suitably respectful, commercially rewarding mourning period, the Jacksons get back to living life again in all its sweetness. (LT probably just needed a meal, as well as a place to sleep.)
A milkshake is enough to make my tummy a little shaky (no pun intended). A milshake with Skittles..Barf!
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Aw, she's just doing it to keep his memory alive.
/lies down.
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Bottom-feeder.
Talk about 'milking' the situation!
This is like some fucked up gay porn. Thumbnail #12: Gloves on a tranny and a smiling tattoed fag.
I really have come to dislike 90% of the Jackson Clan for their famewhoring. If I had known that the only thing keeping these twats away from cameras was Michael Jackson being alive I would have chipped in for his rehab.
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You know what's sad? Latoya probably think's Michael's death is bittersweet because now she gets to be back in the spotlight.
GO AWAY.
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Jermaine is pissed that LaToya's stealing his thunder.
La Toilet flushes again.
The Jacksons should teach a FAMEWHORING class at the Learning Annex. Jesus!
Her milkshake brings all the loons to the yard.
*VOMITS*
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