Tuesday, September 15th 2009

Kanye West Takes His "I'm Sorry" Tour To Jay Leno


Kanye West was already scheduled to be on Jay Leno's first show last night, but because he shanked Taylor Swift with his words at the VMAs, the focus of his visit was on that. Kanye looked sadder than a fat kid with an empty box of Twinkies in his hands as he said he was sorry for the third time. Kanye said that he really didn't know he made a wrong until he saw Taylor standing there with her heart slowly dying on the floor.

Jay then went there by asking Kanye what his mother would have said about this if she was alive today. Kanye looked like he was about to burst into tears, but you can't wring water out of a dry tampon, so he kept his composure and simply said he was ashamed. Kanye also said he needs to take some time off like other celebrities.

Okay, I know that Kanye pulled a major dick move, but it's not like he snatched someone's beloved dog! Wait, does he an alibi for yesterday afternoon? I mean, Taylor Swift still has an amazing career and will probably continue to. Besides, it was a VMA, not a fucking Oscar or Grammy. Let's just put Kanye in the corner, pull a President Obama by calling him a "jackass," and then move on.

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Submitted by bomp on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 12:46pm.

@Pimpcessa

Don't be silly. You know nothing about me but I can tell from your post that you quite evidently don't know how to correctly counteract an opinion. I suggest you head straight back to the school of reason and debate and spend some time thinking about how Insulting Someone Is The Lowest Common Denominator When It Comes To A Retort And One That Does Nothing More Than Make Me Look Even More Ill-Educated and Retarded Than I Already Do Which Is Really Saying Something Considering I Match My Opinion With A Photograph Of Some Ho's Crotch.

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I'm sorry. Not much is going on and I can't help myself. This really deserves some kinda Hypocrisy Award. Does the VMAs gots one o' dose?

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Submitted by lovethejared on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 12:24pm.
who in the industry doesn't know how profoundly Kanye was affected by his mother's untimely death...i forgive Kanye for his error in judgement but Jay leno is a buffoon who preys on stars and their misgivings...how heartless and cold of him to bring up the most important person in Kanye's life...he should be locked down...with Kanye's music blasting in his ears...shame on you Leno
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I agree with you 100%. Yes, Kanye is an asshole. Has been since coming on the scene and probably will always be BUT there was absolutely no reason for Jay Leno to ask that dumb ass fucking question. That pissed me off when I saw that clip on the news this morning. I was like what the fuck does that have to do with anything. Jay Leno definitely took a low blow with that question.

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Somewhere, Amy Winehouse, Pete Doherty, Lindsay Lohan, Jon and Kate, Mike Vick, Bobby and Chris Brown, including Satan are breathing sighs of relief.

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I'VE SAID IT BEFORE AND WILL SAY IT AGAIN, "KANYE WEST WILL NEVER SEE ONE GODDAMN DIME OF MY MONEY". HE HATES WHITE PEOPLE. I'LL NEVER BUY ANY OF HIS MUSIC. THE CAPS ARE LIKE THE ONES KANYE USES, NOT MY OWN.

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I am so tired of this talentless loon. Maybe this will be the final blow to his waning popularity and he will now be relegated to working late night shows on the outskirts of Vegas.

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Wow! He did call her personally and apologized and she graciously accepted. Well, all's well that ends well. Maybe they can do a video together now? And while making the video they fall in love too? Nah, she'll probably write a song about his ass though and get the last laugh. Now, that, would be funny. Might show if he has a sense of humor about himself too.

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I wouldn't care about this at all except for the fact that he has pulled this ignorant stunt (interrupting other people's acceptance speeches) 4 times now. The guy never learns. Maybe this time he will. He's a complete shit stain in the underwear of life.

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Poor Beyoncé looked SO embarrassed by his move. Some people will do anything for attention.

I call that the "Lohan syndrome." It's incurable.

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So he does have a heart? Wow. He did almost cry. He was wrong to do what he did, but maybe people do take award shows too seriously.

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He should also apologize to Massengil for stealing their business model.

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................. Like my cousin bdiddy said, KANYE DO ALL OF US A FAVOR AND WRAP YOUR SELF IN BUBBLE WRAP AND SHIP YOURSELF OFF TO ANOTHER COUNTRY!!

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Submitted by Pimpcessa on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 2:05pm.
applehead
She was on The View talking about this?

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Yeah, over at TMZ there's a clip of it...she's was pretty cute & funny about it

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applehead
She was on The View talking about this?

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Maybe she should have said thru the View that she accepts his apology thru Leno blahblahblah

Submitted by bomp on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 12:29pm.
This is all turning into such bullshit. How embarrassing for Obama to stick his oar in too. What the hell. Ok, the guy made a mistake and hurt someone's feelings. Awful. He's said sorry publically twice now. How come Kitten Milk Swift hasn't made any statement to accept it? Why is she being treated like some wide-eyed four year old because OMG SHE'S ONLY NINETEEN. And? She's nineteen and more than capable of handling a multi-million dollar career so she'll get over it I'm sure. She's milking this for all it's worth because he handed her publicity gold on a plate. Fuck her.

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Why did it take her saying on the view that no, he hasn't called me for him to pick up the phone?

Instead of "I'm sorry" 2009 edition tour for Kanye, how about picking up the phone and calling her or talking to her in person instead of worrying about what everybody else thinks? He doesn't give 2 shits about her feelings, only about saving his own ass

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I was personally insulted by Kanye West last night. A) How dumb does he think the viewers are? B) How dare he use the death of a parent as an excuse for being a complete ass. I don't buy his crocodile tears. Grow a pair loser.

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bomp
This is all turning into such bullshit. Ok, the guy made a mistake and hurt someone's feelings. Awful. He's said sorry publically twice now. How come Kitten Milk Swift hasn't made any statement to accept it?
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She's milking this for all it's worth because he handed her publicity gold on a plate.

Ok, I'll try again to make it easier for you to understand. Why should she have to make ANY public statement accepting his "so calle appology"??? What, exactly, do you think this young woman owes Kanye West? This is something that this jerk did to her not the other way around. She is not obligated to ever even look his way again. And as I stated earlier, she was the one that was wronged and just because this idiot goes around in the media staging his "I'm so sowwy" speach, which inevitably puts him in the spotlight AGAIN, she is supposed to forgive him? Whether she does or not is irrelevent and I suggest that he could care less anyway because these lame assed appologies have very lttle to even do with her. It's all about Kanye and his spotlight. Oh, and, who's really milking this??

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Kanye is a JACKASS!! The guy is always making his arrogant "I'm the best and know all" speeches. Go crawl under a rock and take that tranny with you.

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"...Kanye looked like he was about to burst into tears, but you can't wring water out of a dry tampon.."

Hahahaha!! Hilarious!

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Kanye West still hasn't apoplogized, if you look at the first 2 attempts on his blog and on the Leno show, he mentions her name twice and the rest of it is I-I-I-I-me-me-me-m-eme and justifications for himself. whether you hate/love/or don't care Taylor Swift is talented young lady with a successful song writing career and 2 hit albums, you get the full extent of his arrogance by him offering to "help her" its never occured to him that she's not a struggling, up-and-coming artist. I think she will be able to have a longer and more successful career in music either in front singing or behind the scenes producing.

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bomp on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 12:46pm.

@Pimpcessa

Don't be silly. You know nothing about me but I can tell from your post that you quite evidently don't know how to correctly counteract an opinion.

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Besides, you obviously know nothing about correctly being judgmental, I mean you have the mental part down though.
Kangay is not exactly a stellar example that you should be wasting your obvious high standards and investment on but then again, we don't know each other. But you will counteract this opinion with another opinion on the delicate protocols of opinion counteracting.

I don't need to read how to be cunty, sad that you do.

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@Pimpcessa

Don't be silly. You know nothing about me but I can tell from your post that you quite evidently don't know how to correctly counteract an opinion. I suggest you head straight back to the school of reason and debate and spend some time thinking about how Insulting Someone Is The Lowest Common Denominator When It Comes To A Retort And One That Does Nothing More Than Make Me Look Even More Ill-Educated and Retarded Than I Already Do Which Is Really Saying Something Considering I Match My Opinion With A Photograph Of Some Ho's Crotch.

Some very big words there, I know. Don't hesitate to give me a yell if you need any more help, precious.

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bomp

It's people like you that promote rude behavior from idiots like this. And I totally disagree with these things being what rock and roll is all about. Who are you anyway....David Lee Roth? Grow up loser.

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This is all turning into such bullshit. How embarrassing for Obama to stick his oar in too. What the hell. Ok, the guy made a mistake and hurt someone's feelings. Awful. He's said sorry publically twice now. How come Kitten Milk Swift hasn't made any statement to accept it? Why is she being treated like some wide-eyed four year old because OMG SHE'S ONLY NINETEEN. And? She's nineteen and more than capable of handling a multi-million dollar career so she'll get over it I'm sure. She's milking this for all it's worth because he handed her publicity gold on a plate. Fuck her.

Let's not forget that getting blind drunk at an awards ceremony, charging up on stage and pissing everyone off with your opinion is what rock and roll is all about. Taylor Swift and all the OUTRAGE ABOUT HER POOOOR FEELINGZ is exactly the opposite.

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Kanye is to music what his mom's doctor was to plastic surgery.

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true, true... i mean it was a VMA, come on! but still, what an ass. AND thanks to kanye, i know that is taylor swift who sings that song, and i kinda like her now, eheheh.

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who in the industry doesn't know how profoundly Kanye was affected by his mother's untimely death...i forgive Kanye for his error in judgement but Jay leno is a buffoon who preys on stars and their misgivings...how heartless and cold of him to bring up the most important person in Kanye's life...he should be locked down...with Kanye's music blasting in his ears...shame on you Leno

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They must think we're all stupid enough to believe this crap. Taylor Swift said on some news program that the backstage crew asked her to remain close by when Beyonce won her award. Obviously they knew Beyonce was going to ask her on stage. FAKE!

Then Kanye West just happened to be one of the scheduled guests on what just happened to be Jay Leno's premier episode and just happened to perform some god awful new song that him and Jay Z (Beyonce's pimp) are trying to push on us. FAKE!

Anyone who doesn't think this was all a set up to get ratings, sell music and keep all of their names in the news is an idiot.

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Submitted by _meh_ on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 12:06pm.
I guess we've all pulled a kanye sometime in our life time, I mean a drunk moment that in your head played so well but then when you sober up your like: OH SHIT, GOD WHYYYYY...

enough already with the public crucifixion of Kanye West.
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@straight: Haha! That was funny. But no, I've seen a lot of prezzes come and go, but I think O is the smartest, most dignified, most moral of all.

I don't know anything about Taylor Swift and assumed she was annoying, but I have to admit I was impressed with how she has handled this. She looked truly crestfallen when it happened, which was endearing, then she said straight away that she didn't want to start anything with him, and following that she did not milk it and play the victim-she said she had had a great night & looked really happy. I would have been much more melodramatic at her age, I fear.

I guess we've all pulled a kanye sometime in our life time, I mean a drunk moment that in your head played so well but then when you sober up your like: OH SHIT, GOD WHYYYYY...

enough already with the public crucifixion of Kanye West.

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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 11:29am.

I love Obama. I think he's the best president we've ever had (during my lifetime).
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So you must be like, what, 9 months old?

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SPANK YOU FUTURE MRS. FARRAH THORNHILL!

On Topic: Still don't like KANGAY, never did to begin with.

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 11:50am.

Bradi,
remember the "problem" you told me about on Twitter?
it has been solved. Let me know if it continues.
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M.E.
did Pimpsessa's link work for you? i hate it when something SHOULD be all over the place, and then it "magically" disappears
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I agree that this is being taken way to seriously BUT it seems lately bad behavior at large is dominating the status quo, frustration with acts like this all the way to the Chris Browns has positioned the KANGAY fuckery as kind of a last straw in regards to celeb behavior.
And as for POTUS chiming in, he has two little daughters who most likely love Taylor Swift, he was being a dad not POTUS.

Bottom line, KANGAY ain't looking out for no one else except KANGAY in the only way KANGAY knows how, by being the definition of selfish and belligerent.

The outrage expressed by his peers is telling that many are sick of his bullshit.
Sadly, 30 Seconds To Mars collaborated with him for their new album, I feel bad now for those KANGAY has blemished in his wake of Fishfucking in a popular forum that sadly is used as a barometer in Entertainment today.

*Ranty Time Ovah*

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Farrah - yep, last night I went through God knows how many video's on YouTube looking for it and all the one's labeled "Kanye Upstages Swift" etc, were just home video's of douchebags talking about how outraged they were.

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Submitted by Tem on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 11:38am.
WHY WONT YOU LET KANYE BE GREAT?

I said this all night at work last night to everyone who came through and nobody laughed. Fuck them.
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WHY WONT YOU LET KANYE BE GREAT?

I said this all night at work last night to everyone who came through and nobody laughed. Fuck them.

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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 11:33am.

really? they removed it? Kanye's such a little bitch!
He probably CAPS LOCKED message to everyone who had the video, so he won't be embarrassed. What an ass.
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ME try this link:
www.freep.com/.../20090913/BLOG36/90913027/Video--Kanye-West-steals-Tayl...

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100% contrived.

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Pimpcessa - BH was asking me about it and wanted to see it, but I couldn't find it anywhere!

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M.E.
I tried to find the video of him hopping on stage last night on Youtube, etc. Couldn't find it. It's been removed, from everywhere.

Yeah, I had to google it to find it myself. Actually I went on "bing" to find it.
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