The Coyotes Got Daisy!
Jessica Simpson's full-time dog friend and frequent subject on this blog, Daisy, was captured by the coyotes yesterday! Jessica Twittered that she watched in "HORROR" as those evil coyotes took Daisy. Jessica has posted this flier all around town and on Twitter asking the coyotes to please e-mail her. She is ready negotiate!
Now, I know most of you are thinking that Daisy was probably the main entree at dinner last night (insert mega sad face here), but maybe that's not the case! Maybe the coyotes have been following Daisy's rise to stardom on the internets for some time and decided they wanted to worship her. So they kidnapped her, took her back to their lair and made her their new coyote queen! But probably not (insert more sad faces here).
Hopefully, real coyotes didn't get Daisy. Hopefully, it was Papa Joe in a coyote costume who took Daisy, because Jessica needed some more press. One can hope.
Poor Daisy (insert all the sad faces we have in stock here).
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awww I liked her lil dog! I'm surprised the poor thing even touched the ground to get snatched up
Hmm...didn't Lindsay Lohan have a coyote outside her house....
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Wonder if she had one of those chips that helps you find your dog inside Daisy?
I wonder if the coyotes tweeted back.
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Submitted by Tamaraja on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 1:27pm.
I have a Lhatese (Maltese and Lhasu apso mix
Just an FYI, it's Lhasa Apso, as in Lhasa, Tibet.
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I have a Lhasapoo (Lhasa Apso/Miniture poodle mix).
Lhasa Apso are the guard dogs for Tibetian monks inside their temples. Lhasa's are great dogs and they will fight... my dog goes nuts! *LOL*
I'm sorry about Jessica's dog. That was a cute doggie.
Jessica hasn't had a good year, has she?
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Submitted by z-listed on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 9:00pm.
Excuse me here, but you are talking about coyote animals, not the Mexican illegal smugglers, right?
Jessica SAW coyotes (animals) take Daisy and then twittered and posted fliers to try and get her back?
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hahahahahahahahaha jessica ! but sounds about right .
poor daisy , but i can't help myself jessica is so dumb , still poor daisy i really feel for her.
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Is Kanye REALLY that talented?
I remember seeing him on SNL several months ago, and being completely befuddled.
After his performance, I was like, did that completely suck, or was that so genius that I am too stupid to get it?
It was just so weird.
I read the next day that it sucked, but what is just so completely great about him that he can get away with all of this pathetic shit?
It is never-ending.
I am sorry he lost his mom. That was pretty bad, even I do have to admit, and I usually have the emotions of a stone.
Daisy D-E-D!
Any thoughts that it may have been John Mayer in a coyote costume? I mean, he did dress up in this a while back: http://content4.catalog.photos.msn.com/ft/share0/5006/0/Mayer_Crow_14926...
Grabbed by coyotes in front of her! Holy Shit! That is extremely harsh. I had to witness a crow pecking a baby bunny to death this early summer and saw the little creatures legs moving like it was trying to run away.
Not a fan of Jessica .. but damn .. that is some fucked up shit. My sympathies to her .. I don't think she will be getting the adorable Daisy back.
She was just precious. :(
Poor coyotes. I hope they don't get sick from mouthing/eating this overpriced mutt. Who knows what kind of toxic chemicals it's been exposed to around Jessica Simpson. It can't be too good--shit already destroyed her brain.
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I can't stand Jessica and her "Girls are dumb!1! LOLZ" attitude. That said, I'm sorry she had to see this, and more sorry for Daisy that it happened. My idiot sister let our cat outside a few years ago and the coyotes got him. My friend also lost her dog to coyotes and found his remains later. They are vicious. I know accidents happen and pets escape but, if there are coyotes around you should always be VERY careful with your animals.
I'm actually really, really sad about Daisy. This has been the saddest celebrity death so far, for me. And now I hate Jessica even more. But she must be sad too:(
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Excuse me here, but you are talking about coyote animals, not the Mexican illegal smugglers, right?
Jessica SAW coyotes (animals) take Daisy and then twittered and posted fliers to try and get her back?
Just when I think this girl has hit the bottom in the smarts area, she goes and surprises me again!
I am very sorry her dog got taken but 1. way wasn't the dog in a fenced yard and safe and 2. does Jessica really realize that poor dog's fate? Or did Papa Joe tell her a nighttime story about the little dog who got taken by wild animals because they wanted a new friend?
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 9:53am.
Ok, real quick about deer - they're doing a bunch of developing out by our airport (all woods) and it has recently triggered a bunch of accidents on some of the local streets... the city sent the fucking SWAT TEAM out in the middle of the night and shot a bunch of them....
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That is HORRIBLE! So they take away the animal's habitat and then send a Swat team to mass murder them???? Sickening and irresponsible.
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Stupid fucking idiot.
Poor little Daisy.
I live in LA and I have three babies, the smallest is 45 pounds (Lab mix). And, I won't let her outside by herself without her canine brothers (Boxer and Rottweiler).
And, I have a double fence.
This moron better not get another dog. She should have known better. Especially with a small dog.
I don't like Jessica but this is awful. That poor little dog. I don't blame her for putting out posters,she wants to believe the poor little dog had a chance to get away. This has even been a bad year for celeb pets too. Daisy, Gidget. Sam the koala,that adorable little puppy with the broken leg that died a few weeks ago. This Summer Of Death needs to be over.
I'm guessing Jessica couldn't scare it away or she was too scared herself. I know in St. Louis, they come out in Forest Part at night and they are not scared of people. Where I live, the coyotes are still scared of people. My daughter walked out of a house one night after babysitting, and standing right there in the darkness was a coyote. She immediately froze and then sort of jumped at it and yelled BOO! The coyote took off in one direction and she took off in the other!
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How fucking sad for that poor little dog. The stupid bitch shouldn't have let her out. And what kind of dog owner just watches as coyotes take their dog? Most dog owners would have been out chasing em with water or beating them away with a stick. Dumb dumb Jessica just watches as they take her dog away?
Submitted by Paige123 on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 3:55pm
They have GPS for dogs.
The pets each get a number and vets,pounds etc have scanners and the scanners will tell the pets number which is linked to a database w/ the owners info. I wish it was a GPS system type thing that would be pretty cool.
I feel bad for Jessica.
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OK, first of all, yeah it's sad that Coyotes devoured the poor dog... But why the fuck was that small of a dog outside in the first place? - Ok, that's my rational comment.
The irrational comment is that Daisy most likely made a deal with the Coyotes to end it all. Seriously, if I was a dog that was owned by Jessica Simpson, I, too would want to end my life. Puppy Death Panel.
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I lost my favorite cat of all times to a coyote, 4.5 years ago. I actively looked for him for 3 months straight after that and passively for another 9 months. It is easy to think that your pet could have escaped after out of your sight and is now lost. It is easy to believe that. I've been there and nothing anyone says to you will cause you to accept it any sooner. My heart breaks for Jessica Simpson. Nobody should have to lose a pet they love in that manner. I remember thinking, when I lost my cat, that if losing a pet like that is that painful then I cannot even fathom what parents of a child must go through when they lose a child...especially in a situation that doesn''t have full closure.
Aw, that's sad......that she thinks her dog is still alive, that is.
Poor little dog. I'm not a fan of Jess but if that happened to my pet I would probably put up posters too on the off chance even though I would know it's most likely dead. I would see coyotes roam around the neighborhood early in the morning when I lived in San Diego. They would jump 6 foot fences like it was nothing. Scared the hell outta me when I first saw them then I got used to it after awhile. Although sometimes when I would drive inland around Rancho San Diego I could just picture getting out of my car and having a coyote run over and eat my ass. I'll stop rambling now.
let's be honest: daisy saw an opportunity for escape and took it!
wait, what?
I have a Lhatese (Maltese and Lhasu apso mix
Just an FYI, it's Lhasa Apso, as in Lhasa, Tibet.
Too bad poor Daisy wasn't a chihuahua. One here in Washington state saved its fellow small dog from a mountain lion or other large wild cat & my chihuahua mix is a better guard dog than my sister's German Shepherd.
i'm neutral on jessica simpson but i can't imagine seeing my cats carried away by a coyote...and yeah her dog is dead but denial is powerful...
CARMEL colored?!
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That's so sad, but seriously Jess, Miss Daisy was dinner. I can't imagine seeing something like that and not being able to stop it. You know the Simpson household has some kind of firepower, she shoulda yodeled for Poppa Simpson and had him come running with the shotgun to save her. This is why I am not a fan of little dogs, my baby girl (German Shepard) wishes a fucking coyote would run up on her ass.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm just noticing she spelled CARAMEL as Carmel, like, the town.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHA!
Good grief this bitch is stupid (Jess, not Daisy). Couldn't she have had someone proofread the poster before it got shown to the world? Carmel. Duh.
I feel terrible for her but, barring a miracle, it's almost certain that dog's dead. Poor girl.
Um, Jess, if the coyotes grabbed Daisey, there is no use in putting up missing dog posters.
Yes, it's very, very sad, especially witnessing it yourself. But be real.
Daisy is gone. For good.
Wa-wa-, there's a pretty good fight going on on the Aretha thread because someone said something that somebody didn't like. You should take your shit-talk over there!
I feel sorry for Daisy because her 'mommy' was too stupid to know that coyotes live in the canyon and can grab little dogs. I think Karma is only just beginning for Jessica. I can't stand Jessica Simpson. Selfish little bitch.
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This is actually pretty tragic, and fan or no fan, some of you should try to reel in your comments. I read this story on another blog where the comments section are talking about Jessica's weight, her stupidity, how this is staged.....chill out people. And I use the term PEOPLE loosely. No matter how much you dislike someone (and I don't really quite understand the heavy disdain for Jessica Simpson over other pop stars).....loosing your dog right before your eyes is not a good feeling. FEELINGS. Do some of you know what those are? Of course not. Unless it involves your own matters.
I actually do hope the dog ends up being alive, albeit rare chance, but this is pretty sad.
I live on a canyon, and sometimes when my husband and I are outside, we hear the coyote's screaming (the sound they make when they make a kill). We always get sad because we know they just killed someone's cat or small dog. Mot of the people around here have big dogs, but there's always someone who is new to the neighborhood who has to learn the hard way that it is not a good idea to have small pets on a canyon.
My sympathies to the big tittied frog for losing her furry friend. Anyone that lives in California knows coyotes are everywhere and you don't let your pets out unleashed or alone especially at night.
But to put up posters and notices on the internet of her "missing" dog. She just proved she really is dumb as a box of rocks.
Submitted by stinkweed on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 9:26am.
Coyotes will get what they want when they are hungry. Unless you have a huge fence, they'll get in. Stop blaming the poor girl for this one. I'm not a fan, but this isn't her fault.
I didn't read "the story," but maybe the dog wasn't alone. I've heard plenty of stories of cats and small dogs being snatched right in front of their owners' eyes. As for Jessica holding out hope that Daisy survived, there's always a chance. I know someone whose cat survived with a giant puncture wound in the neck. Then again, that cat was kick ass and Daisy.... well...
I had a beloved cat eaten by a coyote. She escaped out the front door with my other dumb cat and was gone instantly. It was like a coyote was out there waiting. (Her chewed up collar was later found.) I've heard that the death is usually pretty quick though--a snap of the neck. Sniff sniff.
Submitted by michelleb on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 9:45am.
She should have thrown one of those wedge heels from her shoe collection at those coyotes.
hahaha. Too bad she throws like her ex.
I have a Lhatese (Maltese and Lhasu apso mix)and I live in coyote country. I won't walk my dog after dark because I know he could become a nice snack for the coyotes. What was her dog doing out at night alone? Her dog is gone..nothing left!
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Uh, more like fucking dragged like a piece of meat through the woods, morbid.
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"I wonder if the dog ever had a walk, like, you know, in the woods"?
- yeah, her final one.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 9:53am.
Ok, real quick about deer - they're doing a bunch of developing out by our airport (all woods) and it has recently triggered a bunch of accidents on some of the local streets... the city sent the fucking SWAT TEAM out in the middle of the night and shot a bunch of them....
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Something similiar happened in Hilton Head. The deer were all over the place, & it got to the point where you couldn't go anywhere without seeing one or almost hitting one. So they "relocated" them to some nature preserve off the island. Or so they claim.
A deer got stuck and injured in my next door neighbors fence... they had to KILL it.. i couldn't watch or listen.
Most horrible thing.
I'm also glad my vet lives two houses down from me.. my house is like a zoo.
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It's soo sad because Daisy is like a slightly less cute version of my dog. WTF is Daisy, anyway? I have a Lhasa Apso.
How depressing that Daisy spent her life getting shoved into Louis Vuitton bags and hauled around by Jessica Simpson. I wonder if the dog ever had a walk, like, you know, in the woods? Or did other dog things before she died. WTF! I hope this is a Simpson family cry for publicity and Daisy will be miraculously "rescued" from the coyotes.
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Frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.
If she saw Daisy get taken by coyotes, what makes her think anything is left? She is so stupid.
I am sorry for Daisy, and that Jess had to see that.....poor doggie...... :(
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Ok, real quick about deer - they're doing a bunch of developing out by our airport (all woods) and it has recently triggered a bunch of accidents on some of the local streets... the city sent the fucking SWAT TEAM out in the middle of the night and shot a bunch of them.... Everyone in the city is raising nine kinds of hell!! It's actually gotten to be ridiculous... kinda like the Kanye shit! anyhow, what was my point...?
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