Lil' Mama Apologizes
Lil' Mama issued a statement through her favorite cashier at Western Union (because you know she doesn't have a publicist) about stage crashing Jay-Z and Alicia Keys' performance at the VMAs last night. Eye roll like you give an eff:
"I did not mean any disrespect towards Jay-Z or Alicia Keys. I admire them and look up to them as role models. 'Empire State of Mind' had my emotions running high. In that moment I came up onstage to celebrate my two icons singing about NY."
The thing is, I'm one of the only dumb bitches who actually cared and noticed this, so Lil' Mama issued this statement to let everybody know she was the fool on that stage. Most people figured either: a) Kanye West left his ego (who just happens to be a pre-op gremlin) on stage or b) Lady CaCa's hermie peen was on the loose again.
And Lil' Mama's excuse is that she was high on emotions? Is "emotions" the new street name for meth?
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how desperate. I didn't even notice her. at first, I thought this was Mary J. Blige when I watched it on TV but I wasn't entirely paying attention.
love you l'ill mama...i thought it was a fitting ending to an amazing song..you looked so right up there beside jay
Um...well i agree being drunk is not an excuse for a-hole behavior, i dont see how getting drunk before an awards show makes you a loser. Who doesnt like getting their drunk on during a big event?
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 7:04am.
Oh and getting drunk before an award show just shows what a loser you are and not an excuse for seizing the moment.
she sucks!!!
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I don't think they know what 'respect' means. Douchewad Kanye also claimed he did not mean to disrespeck Taylor Swift but still crashed her moment in the spotlight. idiots. Oh and getting drunk before an award show just shows what a loser you are and not an excuse for seizing the moment.
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SHE LOOKS 8! LOL!
HAHA! My best friend saw her stealing plastic Easter eggs last year from a local market in LA. By herself. Rad chick...not.
um, anyone could have watched the rehearsal... Lil Bow Wow--I mean Lil Mama IS an MTV employee. Plus, striking a tough guy pose is not very unique.
I feel like that was some sort of hit-it-and-quit-it trick move. She got touched by JayZ and thought she was going to make a move on stage and he couldn't do anything about it. No way she just "felt" the music and jumped up on stage.
She creeps me out. Her skin is horrible and her face is too muscular. Not just masculine but oddly tight. Her whole situation is questionable.
Does anyone even watch the VMA's?
Is she Big Poppa's wife?
I apologize for having both onions and beans today.
Submitted by Freak Speely on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 7:36pm.
Who the hell is this attention whore and why does everyone at the VMAs feel like they have to apologize for something?
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And since everyone is apologizing, why doesn't someone just come out and apologize for the VMA's in general? It only seems fair.
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LOL look at jay z trying to lean away from the troll as much as possible. and alicia is giving her the super undercover side eye, that takes skill! hahaha.
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 7:28pm.
Please. This was a total set up. She posed BEFORE they did-- bitch is not just crazy, but fucking psychic too?
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Well, she could have called Det. LaToya Jackson's psychic hotline before the VMA's...I'm mean, it's possible.....
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I never thought of that...too bad the vision didn't extend to what an ass she'd look like doing it.
Wait a second. Does Newfoundland need to be set free?
How did I miss that?
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Jay z looks like Punjab the genie. from the movie annie.
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She is the most inarticulate bitch walking!! DISGUSTING!!
i think i saw her at my 6 12 convenient store this morning asking for change
Have you ever heard her speak on America's Best Dance Crew? She is the most inarticulate moron ever. I cringe whenever she gets the mic. It is a shame that someone as inarticulate as she is gets paid big $ to speak for a living. Oh the injustice!
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Quite possibly haha! Given that there is like, three degrees of separation in St John's!
Submitted by Easy Rider on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 7:47pm.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 09/14/2009
Canadian girls are wicked, man am I embarrassed.
Nfld=Newfoundland, believe it or not I did take geography many years ago. Maybe I shouldn't have cut class so much. Thanks for taking the time to explain.
Who is this "little Person-something" anyway and why was she even backstage and able to get onstage?
Is there no security at the VMAs?
Submitted by McLovin-McLovin on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 7:37pm.
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whoa, I just wikied Jay-Z, homeboy is gonna be 40 in December!! WTF time to grow up and not wear baggy jeans halfway down your arse and think it's cool to do your New York gangsta poses
I was laughing at Beyonce doing the sign from the audience too, bitch please, you grew up rich in Houston...far from the New York ghettos
Good Lord, did *anything* go right at the VMA's? Maybe MTV should just ban musical acts altogether and hold a 3 ring circus instead. The poodles on motorcycles have more talent than most acts nowadays anyway.
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hahahaha I am DYING AT THIS!!
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Submitted by Karen Flatts on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 7:28pm.
Please. This was a total set up. She posed BEFORE they did-- bitch is not just crazy, but fucking psychic too?
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Well, she could have called Det. LaToya Jackson's psychic hotline before the VMA's...I'm mean, it's possible.....
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Who the hell is this attention whore and why does everyone at the VMAs feel like they have to apologize for something?
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Easy, free stuff is good! Nfld is a province in Canada. And you'd have to get up pretty early to offend me.
I just pissed myself. :)
Lil mama is the most annoying cunt in the music industry. wow, she looks so gangta up there! Singing songs about lip gloss really give you some street cred.
Please. This was a total set up. She posed BEFORE they did-- bitch is not just crazy, but fucking psychic too?
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 7:02pm.
Submitted by Easy Rider on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 6:55pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 09/14/2009
What is up with Free NFLD, is he is jail or something?
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Yes! And the bastard owes me child support.
I did not know if Free NFLD was a friend in jail or if you were advertising that you had some NFLD to give away for free. I might have taken you up on your offer if you had some free NFLD to give away, I dont know what it is but I thought it sounded fun. No disrespect to you.
HA! I fucking called this shit yesterday. Beyonce did not have any mind to give Taylor Swift props last night. It was planned by her daddy. Look at this shit.
From People: "Among those who did offer support backstage was Beyoncé's dad, Matthew, who comforted Taylor and her family, and arranged the moment in which Beyoncé gave Swift a second chance at the spotlight.
A spokeswoman for Taylor says she's been overwhelmed by her fellow musicians' "kindness, support and generosity.""
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This bitch thinks because shes from New York it was her calling to get in that stage..You know she cried for some bone bending fucktards last season of abdc..So it was no suprise Pretty funny tho.She forgot her bangs she ricochet the light off that 10 head of hers and would have ruin her big momment if it wasnt thanks to the cameras face detection.
Lil' Mama needs a fucking slap to the face. Seriously.
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looking at that photo and all that stuff I'm thinking: no offense to retarded people.
whoever said "puddin pops" about JayZ---lol. i can even hear him doing that bill cosby laugh.
Submitted by Easy Rider on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 6:55pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 09/14/2009
What is up with Free NFLD, is he is jail or something?
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Yes! And the bastard owes me child support.
she looks so funny next to these 2!! pure comedy. Stubborn little tyke lol
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 09/14/2009
What is up with Free NFLD, is he is jail or something?
McLovin, we are EVERYWHERE!! Sorry--- I got too distracted by shouting at people on the CBC site. Those people make me stabby. Are you in Newf now?
On topic: Andre Leon Talley looks like Jay-Z.
On stage, Jay Z clearly tells her "You're T-Paining" lol. T-Pain did something similar while Jay was performing Death of Autotune...I smell irony
Submitted by Shorty on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 6:03pm.
The problem with "staging" this type of faux drama is that it gives real-life maniacs the idea that they can do it too. I won’t be surprised if this actually happens for real at someone’s concert. However, that delusional maniac will be carried off and hog-tied…and not in a good way.
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It did happen... Fergie jumped on some other band's stage, uninvited, and did "her thing" while the rest of the band just kinda looked at each other with the classic WTF? look.
Outlands Festival in San Francisco a couple weeks ago.
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Submitted by like-wow on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 6:19pm.
Who is Lil mama and why should we care. For matter, why are there so many Lils? lil this, lil that.
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I agree! How about Midget Mama?
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 6:32pm.
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Actually this incident is still one of the top trending topics on twitter. Search "#lilmamais" Its fucking hilarious. If you watch the video you can see Jay tap her on the leg like "get the fuck outta here" And they say he went off on her afterward. She definitely ruined a good performance.