Teri Snatcher Is A World-Class Athlete!
Okay, not a "world-class" athlete, but she is a "Malibu-class" athlete, because she completed a triathlon there this past weekend. When Teri Snatcher crossed the finish line, her mom, The Snapple Lady, immediately gave her a congratulatory nuzzle. Or maybe Teri smelled like a tuna melt and her momma was trying to get a good whiff. Who knows!
Other celebwhores who took part in the Malibu Triathlon were William H. Macy (who was there for an Emmy), Mario Lopez (who was there because he needed another excuse to take his top off), Jeremy Piven (who was there for the fish) and The Hoff (who was there for the...for the...why was he there?).
And I'm pleased to announce that next year I will host the first annual Dlisted triathalon! Booze, bong and blow your way to victory!
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If a shit,shower and a shave counts as a Dlisted triathlon...I'm in.-------------------------
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But hey, Snatcher is looking really good. She usually looks so darn emaciated. This is a good. healthy look for her.
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For someone so cute (remember her on Seinfeld?), she sure did age really ugly... And her body is so freaking weird. I am not sure if that is from having a kid or what, but she looks better covered up.
man sometimes you just wish cali would get earth-quaked into the sea
She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video on the wealthy dating club (sugarscupid. c o m) for hot guys and girls to hook up each other. She is really sexy with bikini in that video.
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But why isn't Ryan Seacrest there smooching with her? I thought that she was his girlfriend.
To get Piven around the course, they had to use a blow-up doll as a chase rabbit.
Dlisted triathalon, I would register. For one thing only..the sensation of the Lycra against my skin. Probably be some 1980s flashback and I would drown in an ocean full of booze. Now that's a sport right there. No rackets, Just Lycra!
Coma Caca!!
I'm pretty sure I could KICK ASS in the DListed Triathalon....*taking big bong hit of cat nip*...Yep, pretty sure....Wait. What were we talking about again?
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No, no, no - Teri's mom is not the real Snapple Lady. Wendy Kauffman (the read "Snapple Lady") was born in '58. Teri Hatcher was born in '64.
Merde! Ms Snapple is gonna snap Ms Snatcher's neck like a twig if she doesn't get off her.
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Her mom is the The Snapple Lady?! Whoa, I didn't know that.
I sure wish she would help her mom lose some weight, its unhealthy. I am not being disrespectful people!
And good for Teri!
sign me up!!!
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The Snapple Lady could team up with Phelps's mother for Chico's ads....
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 5:20pm.
also, events called
" arguing with my ten year old son who wants to get on the interwebs too but I won't let him."
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 5:10pm.
We need events like , "how long you can stay at the computer before family members literally drag your ass off to make dinner cause they haven't eaten in three days".
Why is someone helping Terri w/her wet suit? Does everyone get help, or just the "celebrities"?
please let this triathalon be real, for once I could actually have a shot at winning something other than a wet t-shirt contest.
is that Lucy the maid from Clueless hanging off of her or what?
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 5:01pm.
If us dlisted whores did anything that called for physical exertion, we'd all drop dead.
LMAO! So true.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 5:07pm.
LOL it would involve couch sitting, internet, eating bad shit and drinking.
I would win.
"runs off to Burger King."
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
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@kittycatastrophe:
The thing I love about Mario Lopez is that he always plays to his strengths, namely going topless as often as possible.
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I really need to know why MK has not picked up on the fact that Mario Lopez always has his wet, slimy tongue wedged between his porcelain veneers in every single damn pic.
It's pretty gross.
my Dr. looks like mario. yeah, very uncomfortable.
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 5:01pm.
If us dlisted whores did anything that called for physical exertion, we'd all drop dead.
Hahaha. Really we need a Dlisted "special" olympics!
Good for Terri Hatcher - running gives me the dry heaves.
Booze, bong and blowing (what no blow?)
Now that sounds like my kind of a marathon MK
I'd better start training!
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Shittake happens...
The thing I love about Mario Lopez is that he always plays to his strengths, namely going topless as often as possible.
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I am not a pussy.
If us dlisted whores did anything that called for physical exertion, we'd all drop dead.
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Never wear anything that panics the cat.
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i don't get the appeal of doing a marathon (yes it's good for you, you need to train, you finish a goal etc...) but i have a friend who swears by this shit...either way my lazy ass couldn't tear myself away from the computer/tv/chardonnay long enough to do this so i shouldn't really be talking shit....
MJT - To the effin' max, girl.
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"And I'm pleased to announce that next year I will host the first annual Dlisted triathalon! Booze, bong and blow your way to victory!"
I'd get the gold in booze, fail in bonging and get a silver in blowing. I'd love to say I'd do better with blowing, but I know there are bigger sluts out there than me. And I say that with all the love in my heart.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 4:45pm.
She looks great. Can't hate on her. I couldn't do a marathon.
offtopic: uvula UNF. thanks girl :)
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the hoff bugs me b/c it's so obvious that he loves himself SO MUCH...and everyone else there sucks (except whm).
wait, what?
oooooooooh -
A D-Listed Triathalon......I want to list the events:
1. Putting on panty hose while drunk.
2. Trying to make coffee with one eye closed
3. Finding my car keys
4. How fast can you get my car keys away from me?
5. Getting to the "I love you man" weepy stage
6. Rolling a fatty while walking to 7-eleven for munchies
7. Cleaning the house while coked-out.
am I missing anything?
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Its a lot easier to train for this crap when you arent working a shitty job 9-5 for 40 hours a week & you have access to professional trainers & chefs. I feel the only way I can even semi applaud a celeb for this reason is when its for charity, other than that who cares? I have much more respect for the average joe who accomplishes these types of challenges.
I remember watching a comedian who said they could make triathlons a lot more interesting by putting the swimming portion at the end.
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Submitted by Tamzin on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 4:47pm.
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Boogie Nights?
ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 4:45pm.
Teri looks better here than she has in YEARS dressing and being made up for events.
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Was just about to post the same thing. I guess she realized that if she's going to train for a triathlon, she has to EAT!
The Malibu Triathlon... how funny. Let me guess, the assistants did most of the work but the *celebrities* got all of the credit. That doesn't include William Macy. I actually like him. Loved him in the movie where Mark Wahlberg has the big peen. Shit I can't remember the name of that movie and I'm too tired to google it.
Piven twittered that he received third place. Blah.
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It's a half-mile ocean swim (off Zuma Beach), 18-mile bike race, and 4-mile run.
http://www.nauticamalibutri.com/classic_course.cfm
Teri looks better here than she has in YEARS dressing and being made up for events.
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
I wanna go fer gold...
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I'll be there with Hell's bells on.
Let's race wheelchairs, because I'll have my beer hat on and my James Bong handy. I don't want to be huffing and puffing. I want to be PUFFING and puffing.
When Mario Lopez went on Ellen he refused to take his top off. Very odd. I haven't worked out his reasons yet.