Tuesday, September 15th 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 14th!

I see someone finally let all the hot air out of Megan Fox. - ISprainedMyUvula

Runners-up:

IKEA's "Hannibal Lecter" home decor line was a miserable failure. - Jill-The-Ripper

Lindsay didn't get invited to the VMAs, so she went without Red Bull and smokes for two days. Then she rolled herself up, and hid in Lady Ga Ga's whisker box. Problem was she slipped out and Snoop Dog rolled her up and smoked her. - oggie168

"19 is Enough" - Michelle Duggar's uterus explodes - film at 11. - Killer Ostrich

The snuggie for sex offenders - locked in

Posted by: Michael K
Share/Save  •  Send to friend


P.T.Bull's picture
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 10:10am.

Too late, but I just realised it is a 'bare skin' rug.

El Bastardo's picture
Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 9:06am.

Submitted by The original bongo on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 10:01am.

Come on, "Blanket Jackson's school picture"

That was up there. I was robbed

HAHAHAHAHA! You WERE robbed!! :)

El Bastardo's picture
Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 9:05am.

Congrats winners!! That looked like fun!! :)))

The original bongo's picture
Submitted by The original bongo on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 9:01am.

Come on, "Blanket Jackson's school picture"

That was up there. I was robbed

christine the hoff's picture
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 8:23am.

nice work hookers!
-------------------------------------------------
Never wear anything that panics the cat.
P. J. O'Rourke

oggie168's picture
Submitted by oggie168 on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 8:01am.

Good stuff-Congrats to all.

Jill-The-Ripper's picture
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 7:57am.

Woo Hoo!
This ranks right up there for me like when I got that Preservation of Community Heritage plaque from the C of C back in 2002!
:)

Rishkin's picture
Submitted by Rishkin on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 7:39am.

Congrats peepole..very funnay

__________________________________________♥

Submitted by ninegund on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 7:32am.

A place someone who can treat you as a king or who can spoil you like a queen, this is the great place. It's dedicated for those sugar daddies http://www.Sugarloves.Com !!! who are rich and successful to support and pamper women who will treat you like a king and for sugar babies who are attractive and young to seek a generous benefactor to mentor and take care of you.

Toonkinstein's picture
Submitted by Toonkinstein on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 7:30am.

....Excellent Work Sluts....LMAO!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09

ImpertinentVixen's picture
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 7:30am.

Congrats whores! ISMU, as soon as I saw yours I thought, WINNER!

♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀
Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me

Submitted by freebird on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 7:26am.

YAY UVIE!!! Congrats Jill-The-Ripper, oggie168, Killer Ostrich & locked in. Hilarious Uvie & locked in!!!

islandgirl's picture
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 7:10am.

Congrats, you funny weiners!

loozer's picture
Submitted by loozer on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 7:10am.

Congrats ISMU, Jill and all the winners!
*************************************************
I get by with a little help from my friends,
Yes I get by with a little help from my friends,
With a little help from my Dlisted friends.

jack-n-the-hat's picture
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 7:09am.

UVVVVYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! Congrats, love. And congrats to all the other funny hookerz.
_____________________________________________

"I HAVE NO MORE GOTTDAMN CUPCAKES!" 08.18.09 The delicate flower that is Mrs. Bradiful Bitch

DeeDee's picture
Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 7:06am.

ISMU! You hilarious lady ♥! Congrats. Jill-The-Ripper, oggie168, Killer Ostrich, and locked in, too!

The C word's picture
Submitted by The C word on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 7:05am.

Brilliant as always, Uvie♥...Congrats everyone!

------------------------------------------
Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.

Mother Superior's picture
Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 7:04am.

Congrats to all!!! ISMU, you're hilarious!

Raul Duke's picture
Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 6:58am.

Nice work horz!

angel_i's picture
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 6:51am.

Haha! I found this one tough - nice job, winners!

♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!

ISprainedMyUvula's picture
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 6:43am.

locked in, yours is my fave.

Congrats to all y'all horz.

**************************************
What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV

Plecostomus's picture
Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 6:41am.

HAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Congrats, ISMU!!! And also to Jill-the-Ripper,Oggie168, Killer Ostrich and locked in. That was a fun one.

=========================================

Bottom-feeder.

NitWitty's picture
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 6:39am.

Congrats, ISMU♥♥!!! WTG, Jill-the-Ripper! LOL, Oggie168, Killer Ostrich and locked in. All very funnay!!!
_______________________________________________
Are You A Goddess? If so...

MissJaneTexas's picture
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 6:33am.

Congrats you funny horz!!!!

Uvula and Jill - *hugs* Hilarious :)

**************************************************************
I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...

sunflower99's picture
Submitted by sunflower99 on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 6:30am.

I see someone finally let all the hot air out of Megan Fox. - ISprainedMyUvula

___________________________________________

That is perfection. wtg!

Obama's picture
Submitted by Obama on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 6:26am.

---------------------------
Recently,I found a very interesting place
______W e a l t h yD a t e r . C o m_____.
It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beautiful girls and even hot celebs..
what's the most important is that you dont have to be a M illionaire,but you can meet one.
I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .

Submitted by Joey G. on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 6:25am.

I didn't say bear rug, I said Blair rug!

NitWitty's picture
Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 6:06am.

After Michelle Duggar's uterus gave out, Jim Bob figured this was the only thing she'd be good for.
_______________________________________________
Are You A Goddess? If so...

Submitted by stillloveyou925 on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 3:27am.

Recently,I found a very interesting place
___sugarscupid.com_______.
It is the best dating club for seeking the rich singles, beauties and even hot celebs..
what's the most important is that you dont have to be a millionaire.but you can meet one.
I think everyone need to meet some miracle after all the terrible stuff in the news and the economy .You should check it

out!!!

svp's picture
Submitted by svp on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 2:55am.

Katie Holmes' true job description at home with Tom Cruise.

---------------------------------
slap me silly and call me Sally...

sound_logik's picture
Submitted by sound_logik on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 2:22am.

The Jackson family had Michael's body mad into a rug so all the children can lay on him whenever they want.

Submitted by The Doug on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 1:56am.

What happens when Chastity Bono hits you from the back.

Tylerb3h00drattn's picture
Submitted by Tylerb3h00drattn on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 12:56am.

I Shouldn't Have Gone Skydiving Til I Lost The Weight

hi_thurr's picture
Submitted by hi_thurr on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 12:55am.

Well...it's official. Michelle Duggar is all out of eggs.

Ikcor's picture
Submitted by Ikcor on Tue, 09/15/2009 - 12:48am.

Nicole Richie lost the baby weight, but not the flab.

Submitted by spiegel cat on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 11:30pm.

When Jen met Ange...

Sunrisegold71's picture
Submitted by Sunrisegold71 on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 11:25pm.

Wait, How (the fuck) I Met Your Mother...again????

Sunrisegold71

Sofi's picture
Submitted by Sofi on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 10:58pm.

"My ass is allergic to synthetic fibers on regular rugs" was Tommy Girl's excuse to Katie Holmes.

Sofi's picture
Submitted by Sofi on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 10:53pm.

Mmmm... yeah... when I said you had to change the bear rug so I wouldn't feel uncomfortable having sex, I had something different in mind.

angel_i's picture
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 10:52pm.

Posh Spice, 2012: Ok, fine! I'll eat a sammich!

♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!

Bizzarelife's picture
Submitted by Bizzarelife on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 10:49pm.

I have fallen and I will never get up!

angel_i's picture
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 10:33pm.

I'm so excited to introduce my new diet pill, y'all. It really helped me get ready for my next tour!
Britney's Miracle Diet: Buy it!

♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!

Terryble2's picture
Submitted by Terryble2 on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 10:19pm.

Megan Fox post-Hollywood movie : Pornsformer Revenge of the Fallen

nennycakes's picture
Submitted by nennycakes on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 9:58pm.

It's Verne Troyer's blow-up doll.

__________________________

If you run, you'll only die tired.

Submitted by tin roof - rusted on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 9:48pm.

Mom?

lazee's picture
Submitted by lazee on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 9:37pm.

Why is she wearing white after Labor Day?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.myspace.com/lazeechile

lazee's picture
Submitted by lazee on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 9:35pm.

Go take a little more
We'll scrape you off the floor
We love you anyhow
But you're not so pretty now
(NIN lyrics)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.myspace.com/lazeechile

Submitted by lexi_kathy on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 9:33pm.

The "NEW" blowup doll, for men who like a bit of cushion when they're pushin'

lazee's picture
Submitted by lazee on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 9:30pm.

This is how Taylor Swift felt when KANYE snatched the mic out of her hand.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.myspace.com/lazeechile

chrisml1000's picture
Submitted by chrisml1000 on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 9:20pm.

When you're making Xtreme porn with Ron Jeremy and your parachute fails!

12345next ›last »