Serena Williams Puts $10,000 In The Swear Jar
Serena Williams will have to fork over $10,000 in fines for telling a line judge she wanted to "shove a tennis ball down her throat" at the US Open this past weekend. Serena wipes her taint with $10,000 in single bills every day, so she's not even going to miss the money. Especially since she was paid $350,000 in prize money for making it to the semi-finals.
Serena was also fined $500 for racket abuse. The hos in charge at the US Open also said that in addition to the fines, Serena may face additional peenalties (typo and it stays). If they really wanted to punish Serena's ass, they'd lock her in a Henny-less room with Kanye West.
If you ask me, I think they should be the ones paying Serena $10,000 for actually making tennis entertaining. Yes, watching floppy dicks bounce around in loose shorts gives me the tingles, but nothing beats an all-out cunt bitch meltdown.