Colin Farrell Confirms The Obvious
About a month ago, Colin Farrell's Polish girlfriend, Alicja Bachleda-Curuś, was photographed strolling through an airport smuggling something in her womb area. Well, Colin Fertile has confirmed to UsWeekly that Alicia has come down with the BABIES!! and the child is his. This will be Colin's second baby friend. He already has a 5-year-old son with some model-type.
33-year-old Colin and 26-year-old Alicia only began dating earlier this year, so those hos worked fast. Seriously, whatever happened to freely fucking through the first year of your relationship without a baby interrupting the fun with their loud ass screams? Like I've said before, babies are buzz killers.
And Colin is going to wish he knocked up a chick with a shorter name when he writes her a child support check every month.
Here's Daddy Colin giving us those sessy drunk eyes at the Toronto International Film Festival this past weekend.
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I thought Colin had come out of the closet and announced his gayness.
You would think after the first one he would have learned! What a complete idiot. She's smiling because she is set for life.
Never heard of condoms?
He's soooo PURDY!!! I'd let him get me preganated every 9 months!
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I totally should've married someone with the last name Smith...I swear, hearing my full name pronounced correctly outside of Central/East Europe would make my life...
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She needs to do what all Polish girls do - marry an Irishman to shorten her name. I sure did.
dementa on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 12:14pm.
Actually Angelman syndrome is not paternally inherited, it is maternally inherited (I believe). Its paternal equivalent is Prader-Willi syndrome.
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Thanks for clarifying!
I'm still team birth control.
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Posted By KittyCat. 9*3*09
It's not wise to have unprotected sex with Colin unless you're there when the blood is drawn for the STD tests and you monitor his movements around the clock for however long it takes to get the certified results back. After he opens the test results in your presence, and (by some miracle) they're clean, you could then hop on, only to repeat the cycle until the next time you were so inclined.
Actually Angelman syndrome is not paternally inherited, it is maternally inherited (I believe). Its paternal equivalent is Prader-Willi syndrome.
So I don't blame Farrell for federlining any more than I do any other celeb who knocks up or is knocked up by someone they barely know. From what I've heard he's a good dad.
wow.. so wonderful!!! this maybe the most things in our life, lol.. well, as well all know that, there are too many beautiful and handsome rich women and men waitting their another part on
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I would let Colin do illegal things to me. I do not care that he smells like a dirty ashtray. That man is TALENTED with his tongue.
Uh, Brad Pitt is Angie Jo's next Colin Farrell...she and Colin have already done the nasty.
Colin looks dirty/smelly to me all the time....and I'll bet nicotine seeps out of his pores.......gross.
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Colin is one of the very few men (aka "str8 guys") in Hollywood today!
At least Colin really likes to fuck fish and make babies, unlike homosexuals Brad Pitt and Miss Tammy Cruise!
*makes out with Colin's picture*
MMm, tastes like Whiskey.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
We are upset that Colin continues to waste his manjuice on these dreadful stinkfish when he should be depositing his golden nectar in OUR orifices!!
"Having a baby is not gossip."
It is when the kid's a bastard.
DOH!
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Having a baby is not gossip. Please stop posting this shit like we care. Anyone can get pregnant. Its is not something magical or miraculous. Shitney Spears has 2. Case and point,
Yeah he used to be attractive. now he looks like he's a retired gigalo,used up all the money in Vegas and then moved to Miami and has a tattoo on his ass that says 'Bienvenido a Miami"
Coma Caca!!
Baby gossip is getting so tired.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 10:34am.
Submitted by vidz on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 10:05am.
How come Colin looks as old poppa pitt?
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I always thought Colin Farrell looked like the poor man's Brad Pitt. Now that Brad Pitt is the poor man's Brad Pitt, what does that make poor Colin?
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I guess it makes him angie's next snatch licker.(I'm weak in maths). In other news: aniston has been spotted hiding under colin's covers (with a baster), since these pics have been released.
Homegirl probably smells like Pantene, cocoa butter and three kinds of Victoria's Secret body spray...
"And Colin is going to wish he knocked up a chick with a shorter name when he writes her a child support check every month."
OMG MICHAEL K, YOU JUST MADE MY DAY
Shorty on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 10:58am
rare neuro-genetic disorder called Angelman Syndrome.
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So, this is a genetic disorder which can be paternal. Nice!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Not too long after the spit/swallow issue is addressed most of them develop post-coital amnesia.
Posted By KittyCat. 9*3*09
Whatever.
Birth control must be out of style this season.
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Posted By KittyCat. 9*3*09
From People Magazine: “Colin Farrell has revealed that his 4-year-old son James suffers from a rare neuro-genetic disorder called Angelman Syndrome. "He took his first steps about six weeks ago, and it was four years in the making," Farrell says. Angelman Syndrome is characterized by developmental delay, speech impairment, movement or balance disorder, excessive laughter and even seizures”. His mother raises him. I hate to think that Colin is having another child with a different woman to compensate for the first child.
he looks 43yo...not 33yo.
Hasn't he ever heard of condoms???
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Submitted by vidz on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 10:05am.
How come Colin looks as old poppa pitt?
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I always thought Colin Farrell looked like the poor man's Brad Pitt. Now that Brad Pitt is the poor man's Brad Pitt, what does that make poor Colin?
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Bottom-feeder.
OMG Raul, that kinda looks like me. SKEERY!!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
He is still around? huh, weird...belch!
Here's another good name: "Vasectomy Farrell". As in GET ONE ALREADY.
I aims to pleez, PSL!
hahahahha GIG!!!!!
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I never saw what the big deal was with this guy....he looks unclean. Also - I think his "coolness" faded away a few years back.
not impressed....
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Submitted by Snarf on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 9:52am.
She looks smug. What's she going to name the kid, Mealticket? or Gotitmade?
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Baby "Brink's Truck".
who cares?
There is a strong douche-y vibe emanating from this guy. He looks like a piece of trash and not too smart.
Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 9:59am.
Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 9:56am.
Did Lil' Mama wander in to the room while they were fucking?
Yes she did. She's inside the womb now, babysitting.
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pfft... couldn't care less.
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vidz on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 10:05am.
How come Colin looks as old poppa pitt? Becoming a daddy ages you I guess.
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i was thinking the same...
How come Colin looks as old poppa pitt? Becoming a daddy ages you I guess.
Homegirl probably smells like Pantene, cocoa butter and three kinds of Victoria's Secret body spray...
IT'S CALLED A CONDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! USE ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 9:56am.
obviously not cause hes dont it not once but twice lol
i wonder how often he sees the five year old.
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 9:56am.
Did Lil' Mama wander in to the room while they were fucking?
Yes she did. She's inside the womb now, babysitting.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Haven't any of these celebutards ever heard of birth control? This whole baby thing is starting to look like just what it is: another token prize to one-up your box-office competition. In the end you just feel bad for these kids, their parents only see them as fodder for publicity or some life form to hang a stupid name on.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Did Lil' Mama wander in to the room while they were fucking?
Brown eyes needs to sit on my face for a fucking while.