Monday, September 14th 2009
Joe, Go To Bed
Blanket Jackson probably woke up this morning to find his piggy bank shattered to pieces and all his coins gone, because Joe Jackson needed the money to rent a date for the VMAs. Oh, Joe. No amount of bottom-shelf vagina bought off of Craigslist is going to make you look attractive.
IN THIS ECONOMY, I realize that a call girl can't turn down a check, but JOE JACKSON?! It's really hard out there for whore! You would have to be on some major shit to get through an old special needs iguana humping and slobbering all over you. You know Joe even plugs his stupid production company while he plugs the puss. Ugh.
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What in the hell is going on with these guys? How can they give themselves permission to look this crazy?
Submitted by BuffyRules73 on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 5:03pm.
The moon is hanging mighty low tonight isn't it busty. I mean Rusty!
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BuffyRules73............YOU RULE! A "Golden Girls" reference - love it! Blanche's tatas busted in that episode; this dumb ho's funbags probably would not. She's got a built in tray table.
The moon is hanging mighty low tonight isn't it busty. I mean Rusty!
she looks like she's having trouble standing straight due to her inflated chest.
wait, what?
Submitted by luvmehateme on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 12:21pm.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!! Electric Youth is probably the reason I haven't been in a Kmart for 10+ years.
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Pathetic Earthlings, who can save you now?
I heard that if you order her early you free viagra!
Ewwww! There is not enough money in the world...
Submitted by KA on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 9:32am.
That chick says "whore" so loudly, I cam smell her Jean Nate splash on from here. How class it is when the tops of your stockings peek out from under your dress because your boobs are so big. LMAO.
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LOL I was just explaining to my boyfriend the other day what trash Jean Nate was and who wore it when it was all the rage. He still does NOT get it!!!! It was the "Electric Youth" of my moms era! LOL
-"Well, should we get more coffee or get two guns and shoot ourselves?"
Miss Thang! I know, good to see you honey. *muah*
Joe lives in Vegas, Katherine in California.
I don't know how anyone's stomach can stay steady around that skeezy fucker. *gag*
((((((((((Mizro))))))))
Hey, hon. Ltns. How've you been?
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
Yeah, well they still aint divorced.
How does God allow him to have such a long life. I don't get it.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
Miss Thang!! Chant with me "Die Joe Jackson, DIE!!"
Seriously, this is a lowlife mofo right here.
@Miss Thang: Joe and Katherine have been living separate lives in separate states for quite sometime now.
Or so I've read somewhere.
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Bottom-feeder.
Oh my fucking God. Are you kidding me? Joe, are you not done sewing your wild oats, you nasty piece of SHIT????? You're still cheating on Katherine??? Are you gonna get this whore knocked up too, you sick fuck??!
Omg! Your son was buried just a week ago!
Jermaine & Janet, how did you grow up with this monster?!?!
Die motherfucker, DIE DIE DIE!
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 11:05am.
So Joe Jackson's ONE friend at the VMA's is Kanye? Figures
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KAYNE should be lucky to have any friends.
They are two pea's, or should we say PEE'S.....
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Did she have personal flotation devices installed instead of implants? Either way, if the Titanic goes down, she's a lifeboat unto herself.
So Joe Jackson's ONE friend at the VMA's is Kanye? Figures.
♥ Threadkilla!
LEAVE LADY GAGA ALOOOOOOOONE!
Die Joe Jackson, DIE.
WHO the hell invited him anywhere? Fucking douche-tool mother fucker.
ARGH!!
did MK try to quote the Jacksons: An American Dream?
"GO to bed Joseph. GO TA BED!"
No matter how much money he has he will always be a broke-ass old cockroach.
At least he can afford realistic-looking blow-up dolls.
“I’d come down and give you a hug, but I lost my pants!”
Isn't this beast still married?
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
This antique asshole needs a dirt nap.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
What can be said about Joe Jackson that hasn't already been said? He cares about nothing but Numero Uno.
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
I see Joe had the foresight to bring something he could discreetly hide his bottle of Henny in.
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Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
Oh Mike!
Say it isn't so....not Jim Carrol!!! What a talented SOB he was - the Basketball Diaries was one of my favorites.
Oh Shit - sorry guys - off-topic I know, but what a loss...
as for Joe Jackson - he really needs to die - he's a waste of skin.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
LOL!!! Joe are you serious???wtfffffffff
hahahaha I almost spilled coffee all over me. I am crying laughing. ahhh damn. I can be here all day on this post wahahahaha.
Now I have more love for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Joe you cannot be one of them.
Coma Caca!!
oh hell no.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 9:23am.
Submitted by sunflower99 on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 9:02am.
The fabric of her dress would look good on some throw pillows.
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Kind of already is on some throw pillows, no?
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True, but I meant high quality throw pillows. :P
DON'T YOU DARE BRING IGUANAS INTO THIS, MAN!!
He sure is classier than Mel Gibson even /sarcasm
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
God, why didn't he just forgoe the rest of the packaging and take a pair of silicone impants to the VMA's as his "date"? It would be no more ridiculous.
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Shittake happens...
Don't go to Jayden's blog unless you are a raging Homo. I went there because he posted a link and thought hmm, maybe he has something intelligent to say but As soon as I saw all the first cock I was gone like Kanye's good sense
That chick says "whore" so loudly, I cam smell her Jean Nate splash on from here. How class it is when the tops of your stockings peek out from under your dress because your boobs are so big. LMAO.
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Pathetic Earthlings, who can save you now?
Submitted by sunflower99 on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 9:02am.
The fabric of her dress would look good on some throw pillows.
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Kind of already is on some throw pillows, no? Those things are ricockulous.
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
the grieving father, my ass. no wonder mj was trying to rid himself of his father's dna.
Katherine's the only one with any class.
The only one without horrible plastic surgery, as well!
Hmmmmm.....
Has anyone ever heard the song Knock You Down
by Keri Hilson and asshole Kanye ...
well..this is in the lyrics
" I was flyin, now I'm crashin
This is bad, real bad, Michael Jackson
Now I'm mad, real mad, Joe Jackson
You should leave your boyfriend now
I'ma ask him"
wtf!!
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 8:49am Joe ordered " The Gobbler " !!!!
What a sick MF'er. The man has no class whatsoeveh.
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That sad old man. Most of that jackson family is filled with low life leaches. And Joe is the ring leader. Old Ghoul.
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Brunette, Coco?
WTF?
Bottom-shelf vagina w/ top-shelf tittays, how much of a cleaning deposit did he have put down?
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 8:45am.
Katherine Jackson needs to lose her religion for about 2 minutes to divorce this ass!
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LOL! I am pretty sure she'd be forgiven.
xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
gross...
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We can do it, it's all up to us mmmkay
With a little plan we can change our lives today
Pantyhose??!!
She charges by the head bobbing & tongue thrust.
Yea, I'm in a shitty mood today.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
The fabric of her dress would look good on some throw pillows.
sick...
That picture of Joe Jackson and Kuntye is begging to be captioned! Wonder Twins power activate! Form of a talentless douche nozzle.
He just blew off the Howard Stern Show. Boo Joe!!!