Kanye West Out-Douches Himself

In case you missed it, here's Kanye West proving that he hates Taylor Swift people. While the adorable little mouse known as Taylor Swift was trying to accept her award for Best Female Video, Gay Fish stomped on stage, snatched the mic out of her hand and declared that Beyonce should've won that shit! Just like that, millions of FUCK YOU KANYE groups were born on Facebook.

YES, Kanye West took a mic from a baby! Bitch is running himself right out of this town. Seriously, when Kanye gets back to his MacBook Air, his CAPS LOCK key will be long gone. Even that bitch won't be a part of his fuckery even more. And Jon Gosselin is standing by to gladly hand over his used tampon tiara (made by Ed Hardy, of course) to Kanye West and crown him the new Douchebag of the Millennium.

Beyonce had a look on her face like "I DON'T KNOW THAT BITCH." You know that look. It's the same look your mama gives you when you get drunk and act the fool at family reunions.

At the end of the show, Beyonce won Video of the Year and instead of giving a speech, she invited Taylor Swift out to "finish her moment." Daddy Knowles is good! Suddenly, Beyonce has gone from Sasha Fierce to Saint Fierce.

Sasha Fierce will be the recipient of a Nobel Peace Prize for this shit.

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Submitted by The C word on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 7:30am.

Submitted by Mopa on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 8:14am.
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Ah, my mistake but paired or not, I still say MTV knew he was going to do this (which still makes it unnecessarily cruel).

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Submitted by Bjork You on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 7:29am.

I'm not even going to go back and read the threads from 7 on up because this site (the bloggers, not M.K.) get weird about race. Kanye might have been trying to make a statement about country music (that it sucks, that it's for white folks [um, not really]), but I believe, as many others have noted, that he was just being Kanye, that is, just being a douche.

He wouldn't have gone up there had Pink won because bitch would have elbowed him in the larynx. He wouldn't dare have said anything if Beyonce had beaten him for an award, even if her video was shot on a cell phone and she's lip singing on a First Act iCarly Microphone with Baby Basement, Kim Zolciak, and Spaghetti Cat.

What he did was mean, plain and simple. An incredibly gross miscalculation that will cost him (one can only hope).

He's an egotistical brat who's comments now about anything--no matter how astute, how brave--will be ignored because he's a DOUCHE.

Oh god, Russell Brand is as funny as an uncle who tried to fingerfuck you when you were 10 and then, when you bring your first beau home for a family meal, gets drunk and attempts to regale the family with the incident.

Oh, and Lady Gaga brought it. For real.

Submitted by Incognito on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 7:26am.

LMAO: "Beyonce
had a look on her face like "I DON'T KNOW THAT BITCH." You know that look. It's the same look your mama gives you when you get drunk and act the fool at family reunions."

Beyonce gave the look I would have given. Like I don't know that fool. lol

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Submitted by BluMunster on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 7:25am.

GayFish just Chris Brown'd his career

Submitted by Mopa on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 7:21am.

Submitted by justice on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 8:18am.

I don't think it was fixed at all. You can't fake that face Taylor was making while Kanye was ranting. I hate county music and don't give a rat's ass about Taylor Swift professionally, but I wanted to cry when I saw her face while that ass was talking. She was devastated by what was happening.

Submitted by shandiRW on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 7:19am.

so uncomfortable for that little girl taylor swift! it was almost a "carrie" (sissy spasek 80s horror flick), where was the bucket of blood?!

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Submitted by justice on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 7:18am.

Fixed! MTV always needs some controversy to sell it's lame ass show. Kayne is more than happy to play the role.

Bitch bogus. Simple as that. Eminem getting the ass in the face.. all fixed.

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Submitted by Mopa on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 7:14am.

Submitted by The C word on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 8:00am.

They didn't pair them together. That idiot Kanye came out of the audience after she won and was onstage accepting her award and took the mic away from her and started his shit.

At least MTV apparently threw him out afterwards. Honest to god, they should strap him to a chair if he wants to attend anymore award shows. Who the fuck does he think he is deciding who is and isn't deserving of an award?

I said it before and I'll say it again, he has 'only child syndrome'.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 7:14am.

Kanye, you dick. Just one more reason I hate this fucking prick. What makes him think anyone wants to hear his goddamn opinion?! Go fuck yourself... and your mom.
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 7:06am.

EAT ANOTHER DICK KANYE!

Submitted by Morbidosity on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 7:05am.

HA HA HA !! Just tried again to get on Kanye's site and got this message.

Site upgrades in progress

We’re upgrading the site so we had to temporarily make it unavailable. Don’t worry, we’ll have everything put back together in a jiffy so please check back later.

** guess thats code for "we're deleting all the bad/hate posts"

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Submitted by Morbidosity on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 7:02am.

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/.a/6a00d8341c630a53ef0120a5c1ca4f970c-pi
THIS is his lame ass apology. I am so trying to get on his blog to leave him MY feelings on it.

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Submitted by AnonymousBastard on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 7:02am.

I aspire to be like Kanye West and Joe Wilson.

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 7:01am.

Aw! Matching dresses! SO not staged! cute!

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Submitted by The C word on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 7:00am.

As much as Kanye is living up to his rep for being a classless dick, did we really expect anything less (more?) of him? MTV knew he'd do something like this and handed him the perfect opportunity to do so; pairing him with Taylor Swift (whom I don't believe knew what was going to happen) was an unnecessary cruelty.
That said, it's a win/win for all: Kanye (and subsequently MTV) get the hype, Taylor gets the sympathy vote, and Beyonce gets points for being gracious.

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Submitted by freebird on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 6:59am.

Waaaa. Look at me. I mean WAAAAAAA. LOOK AT ME.

Submitted by Morbidosity on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 6:58am.

The whole thing has and will backfire on him in that Taylor is now getting all the good publicity and sympathy. Those who never heard her music will now listen just to see what the hype is about.
She should send him a thank you card as she finds out his address in LOOSERVILLE.. and just for shits and giggles include a dozen white roses.

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Submitted by applehead on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 6:56am.

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 7:50am.
Kanye's a fool. He has no respect.

That being said: Does the MTV awards really deserve any kinda respect? Certainly not enough to go fighting about who wins the awards
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I'd imagine in a 17yr olds eyes it's her peers that are watching MTV, so she would think it's worth something...like she said, she's always dreamed of winning one. Maybe once she's older her sights will rise

Submitted by Bossy on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 6:55am.

I'm not always a fan of Beyonce so I'm going to pin that class act on advice from someone in her camp ;)

Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 6:55am.

FUCK YOU KANYE

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 6:55am.

blame it on the alcohol!

Submitted by applehead on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 6:54am.

I didn't watch last night...did Taylor start talking or walk off the stage?

Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 6:52am.

Kanye's not a racist. He has racial issues.
He doesn't hate white people - he has a strong belief the "da man" is keeping a black man down.

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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 6:50am.

Kanye's a fool. He has no respect.

That being said: Does the MTV awards really deserve any kinda respect? Certainly not enough to go fighting about who wins the awards.

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Submitted by Snarf on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 6:50am.

Too bad Taylor didn't haul off and club him in the side of the head with her award. Maybe it would've knocked some sense (or at least manners) into him.

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Submitted by applehead on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 6:49am.

Submitted by The New Improve... on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 6:55am.
I don't think he was being racist either... I think he was being an asshole.

There's a difference.

He would have done it to anyone he thought would let him get away it. A young artist who hasn't been hardened yet was easy pickings for him
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I'm not so sure his not racist...has he ever done something like this to a black artist?

Submitted by Morbidosity on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 6:49am.

Pink on the Today show just now called Kanye the worlds biggest tool box!! Bwwaaahhha. She also said had she won the incident would not have happened. Confirming Kanye is a mouth breathing, dickhead bully!

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Submitted by Sookie on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 6:46am.

dont get me wrong, taylor swifts music is NOT for me by any means, but she is just a kid and kanye is a bully for doing that to her. believe me if it had been pink or some other older, more accomplished entertainer up there, el senor capslock wouldnt have pulled that shit. and dammit beyonce just scored points with me, that was a damned nice and classy thing for her to do. =)

I forgot to add... perez hilton...eeeeeeew!

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 6:39am.

What a dickwad. At least Beyonce has some class and grace about her and made a nice gesture. Poor Taylor. She does seem very sweet and she's just a kid.

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Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 6:37am.

Wow. There really is something wrong with him, isn't there? It's like he has no idea how to behave appropriately. I guess it's true that some people just thrive on attention, however negative.

What an arsehole.

Submitted by boobxqueen on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 6:36am.

I feel so bad for Taylor, she's a sweet girl that makes great music and was recognized for that and to have it taken away by Gayfish?? I liked Kanye's music but seriously, I lost respect for him after last night. These artists' should be humble and appreciate the good life they have and not be such babies when things don't go their way. And I commend Beyonce for letting Taylor finish her speech. I never really liked her but she's cool in my book for doing that.

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Submitted by govt_cheese on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 1:39am.
I think he knows his fanbase & I'd be surprised if he loses any fans over this. Yeah, the news might be that they are abandoning him "in anger over ..." -whatever- but I think that'll be some extra drama thrown to keep everyone talking a little longer. His fanbase probably loves what a hole he is.

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Oh I disagree. I have in the past been a Kanye fan and apologist but I have to cut homeboy loose after this shit. You just don't go around picking on little girls like that -- and I'm sorry, but in comparison to Kanye, she's just a baby and that was not okay.

Submitted by Owls are A-Holes on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 6:32am.

Hi Everyone

I wake up to a morning cup of douche that is Kayne. I'm not surprised,just feel sorry for Taylor.

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Submitted by Snarkley on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 6:27am.

Now Jay Leno should do the right thing and cut GayFish's appearance from his show tonight.

Submitted by Royal93 on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 6:25am.

What a jerk!

Seriously what is wrong with him.

I suppose he will say that Beyonce not getting the award is racist and people being mad at him for his outburst again is racist.
Could you imagine the uproar if a white guy took the mike away from Beyonce and declared a white girl had a better video. What an uproar that would be. Even Al Sharpton would get involved in that one!
Kanya is a no talent, bigotted ass!
And Beyonce is one classy lady!

Submitted by KG on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 6:23am.

I usually hate Beyonce, but what she did last night, by letting Taylor Swift have her time, was very classy. Kanye West is an ass-hat, in need of a beatdown.

Submitted by sparkle586 on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 6:18am.

I can't believe people think this was staged. Did you see that little girl's face???!! She was crushed, confused and humiliated. If they were going to do this to someone, it would have been somebody more seasoned than Taylor Swift. Beyonce's reaction was pure shock and horror. She had that 'WTF is really going on' smile of confusion painted on her face. And as for her gesture at the end -- I thought it was gracious and mature of her. She's the bigger star and more mature and it was totally appropriate for her to do what she did -- its not deserving of sainthood -- it was just the right thing to do.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 6:49am.
PEREZ HILTON? KITCHEN GLOVES? I DON'T WANNA BE A FAG ANYMORE. I DON'T SIGN OFF ON THIS SHIT. NOW I CAN'T EAT BREAKFAST.

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 6:14am.

Straight up, that was just mean. Does Kanye feel like big man now? Trying to embarrassing a young girl on t.v.?

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Submitted by The New Improve... on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 6:02am.

Wow. I just watched that again. That wasn't just rude... it was nasty!

That poor girl's face and body language makes me feel really bad for her.

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 6:02am.

Kanye should thank Piggez for being there, he can console himself in that there's always a worst douche no matter how hard he tries. So Fatty is some music mogul now?

Submitted by I need more cowbell on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 6:01am.

Why don't they ban him from these award shows? He is getting worse-reminds me of the profilers on tv stating that criminal behavior escalates. Pretty soon someone white is going to win an award and he is going to open fire from backstage.

Submitted by Manbearpig on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 6:01am.

Why didn't somebody clock that motherfucker Kanye smack in his ugly fucking face? I hate this asshole. I have never listened to one of his fucking songs and I never will. All I know about him is that he is ugly, a racist, and constantly suffers from diarrhea of the mouth. He is very undeserving of success. And why was Beyonce smiling like shit was funny? All these celebrity kiss asses need to start keeping it real instead of brown nosing each other. Kanye has no balls and neither do the rest of that bunch. Where are the entertainers with some real fucking balls who will shut down this dickhead and put him in his place?

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Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Mon, 09/14/2009 - 5:59am.

It seems Kanye was playing pass-the-bottle up until his mega-cunty move against Taylor Swift. So, how many hours before he does the rehab shuffle with photos of Amber Rose escorting him to the door being released to the media shortly after?

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