Everyone Hates Megan Fox
Three crew members who worked on both Transformers movies sent in an open letter to Michael Bay's official site (via ONTD) where they shat all over philosopher and feminist Megan Fox for calling Michael "Hitler" in an interview.
The three unnamed crew members (aka Michael Bay, his assistant and his publicist) are basically co-signing what most whores already think. They say Megan is dumber than a Snuggie, ungrateful, classless, a cunt of all cunts, completely talentless and that she should probably be doing porn instead of acting in blockbuster movies.
The letter is supposed to make you want to run for president of the I HATE MEGAN FOX fan club, but it actually makes me kind of like her stupid ass for a quick minute. I mean, she's dumb, she's a slut and she's a bitch. The dumb slutty bitch is my kind! It's like we were separated at the free clinic!
The entire letter is after the jump. It's long, but the pure cuntiness of it makes it a must read. JUMP!
"This is an open letter to all Michael Bay fans. We are three crew members that have worked with Michael for the past ten years. Last week we read the terrible article with inflammatory, truly trashing quotes by the Ms. Fox about Michael Bay. This letter is to set a few things straight.
Yes, Megan has great eyes, a tight stomach we spray with glycerin, and an awful silly Marilyn Monroe tattoo plastered on her arm that we cover up to keep the moms happy.
Michael found this shy, inexperienced girl, plucked her out of total obscurity thus giving her the biggest shot of any young actresses' life. He told everyone around to just trust him on his choice. He granted her the starring role in Transformers, a franchise that forever changed her life; she became one of the most googled and oogled women on earth. She was famous! She was the next Angelina Jolie, hooray! Wait a minute, two of us worked with Angelina – second thought – she’s no Angelina. You see, Angelia is a professional.
We know this quite intimately because we’ve had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies. We've spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies.
We are in different departments; we can’t give our names because sadly doing so in Hollywood could lead to being banished from future Paramount work. One of us touches Megan’s panties, the other has the often shitty job of pulling Ms. Sour pants out of her trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film.
Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We’ve traveled around the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always such – the grump of the set?
When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we’ve had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it's very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) easily another 45 minutes in the chair!
So when the three of us caught wind of Ms Fox, pontificating yet again in some publication (like she actually has something interesting to say) blabbing her trash mouth about a director whom we three have grown to really like. She compared working with Michael, to “working with Hitler”. We actually don’t think she knows who Hitler is by the way. But we wondered how she doesn’t realize what a disgusting, fully uneducated comment this was? Well, here let’s get some facts straight.
Say what you want about Michael – yes at times he can be hard, but he's also fun, and he challenges everyone for a reason – he simply wants people to bring their ‘A’ game. He comes very prepared, knows exactly what he wants, involves the crew and expects everyone to follow through with his or her best, and that includes the actors. He’s one of the hardest working directors out there.
He gets the best from his crews, many of whom have worked with him for 15 years. And yes, he’s loyal, one of the few directors we’ve encountered who lowered his fee by millions to keep Transformers in the United States and California, so he could work with his own crew.
Megan says that Transformers was an unsafe set? Come on Megan, we know it is a bit more strenuous then the playground at the trailer park, but you don’t insult one of the very best stunt and physical effects teams in the business! Not one person got hurt!
And who is the real Megan Fox? She is very different than the academy nominee and winning actors we’ve all worked around. She’s as about ungracious a person as you can ever fathom. She shows little interest in the crew members around her. We work to make her look good in every way, but she's absolutely never appreciative of anyone’s hard work. Never a thank you. All the crewmembers have stopped saying hi to Ms. Princess because she never says hello back. It gets tiring. Many think she just really hates the process of being an actress.
Megan has been late to the sets many times. She goes through the motions that make her exude this sense of misery. We’ve heard the A.D’s piped over the radio that Megan won’t walk from her trailer until John Turturro walks first! John’s done seventy-five movies and she’s made two!
Never expect Megan to attend any of the 15 or so crew parties like all the other actors have. And then there's the classless night she blew off The Royal Prince of Jordan who made a special dinner for all the actors. She doesn’t know that one of the grips daughters wanted to visit their daddy’s work to meet Megan, but he wouldn’t let them come because he told them “she is not nice."
The press certainly doesn’t know her most famous line. On our first day in Egypt, the Egyptian government wouldn’t let us shoot because of a permit problem as the actors got ready in make up at the Four Seasons Hotel. Michael tried to make the best of it; he wanted to take the cast and crew on a private tour of the famous Giza pyramids. God hold us witness, Megan said, "I can’t believe Michael is fucking forcing us to go to the fucking pyramids!" I guess this is the “Hitler guy” she is referring to.
So this is the Megan Fox you don’t get to see. Maybe she will learn, but we figure if she can sling insults, then she can take them too. Megan really is a thankless, classless, graceless, and shall we say unfriendly bitch. It's sad how fame can twist people, and even sadder that young girls look up to her. If only they knew who they're really looking up to.
But ‘Fame’ is fleeting. We, being behind the scenes, seen em’ come and go. Hopefully Michael will have Megatron squish her character in the first ten minutes of Transformers 3. We can tell you that will make the crew happy!"
-Loyal Transformers Crew
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 6:33pm.
LOL that was funny!
chirio!!! you drinking? me starting :)
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
This is one of the most fantastic things I've ever read, and Michael Bay is hot. If he's like that as a director, I'll bet he's dynamite in bed.
Submitted by 2Di4 on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 6:25pm.
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DAMN...where is your baby ? you SHOULD get latoya on that shit...
This is the best letter ever!!
"Hopefully Michael will have Megatron squish her character in the first ten minutes of Transformers 3."
wahahahahah.
Team Transformers Crew
Coma Caca!!
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 5:47pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 5:40pm.
Karma gets us all, at some point or another, Ungrateful bitches get theirs sometime
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I hope that's true, I really do...but I don't believe that's true...It's like all religious notions of ultimate justice, it simply makes us feel better about the ugly fact that injustice exists...Nothing more...Just watch. Megan's star is on the rise...I guarantee you...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 6:13pm.
Bwahhahahahahahaha. Nice.
I'm bored.
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
Submitted by 2Di4 on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 6:25pm.
LOL you should forward this to her PR people.
Submitted by 2Di4 on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 6:25pm.
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Couldn't agree more.
BTW, still nothing? Haha, obviously not, or you wouldn't be here.
Or WOULD you? :)
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 6:10pm.
Oh Tiger Tiger Tiger.
She wears fur you know.
Still in love?
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Meh, I eat people and have a lampshade made of human skin...Well, not anymore cuz I ate it...*belch*...Yeah, anyone want to front a tiger some Pepto-Bismal...? Anyone? How 'bout you help a DListed sista out wit' a lampshade? Anyone?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
We will all laugh at guilded butterflies, but mostly we'll laugh at Megan Fox for effing her own career before it's even really started.
Stupid, tactless ho. Imagine trashing your boss in front of everyone in your professional field, including your company's customers. Your name would be toast in your field and you'd end up manning the slurpy machine at some backwater K-Mart snack counter. Hope this moron knows how to heat Superpretzels.
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Ain't squeezed out no baby today. I need LaToya to investigate the case.
Fabulous. Now we will have to listen to her mouth-fart a response.
she's hot and whorish, that's all that really matters.
Hey! Those secret loyal crew members cut and pasted that letter from our Dlisted posts! We was robbed!
Megan is really going to end up in porn if she keeps pissing off the big brass.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Upon reflection, porn isn't such a bad idea. Personally I'd love to see her double penetrated.
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
Oh Tiger Tiger Tiger.
She wears fur you know.
Still in love?
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We uphold the gaudy, crass and greed,
Waiting to make fun of those who breed.
Brad can fuck Angie in his grotto,
But Dlisters snark, That's our motto. ~~N.Witty
Megan fox is a worthless attention slut. She's:
1) Stupid. Everytime she opens her mouth, she pukes "I'M STUPID" all over herself. She bagged on another actress a while ago for using "big SAT words"; I seriously doubt she has any idea what SAT stands for.
2) Classless & totally without gratitude. While Michael bay's movies make me want to puke, they're very popular and they exposed her to a HUGE audience, making her a movie star over night. How does she repay this? By comparing him to Hitler. What an ungrateful bitch.
3) Self centered & arrogant. Only a truly arrogant bitch would think that people hang on her every word, so she must tell everyone exactly what she's thinking at all times. AND, only a self centered twat would blow off both Royalty and a little girl who wants to meet her because "she didn't want to do it". What a cunt.
4) Mentally deranged. Everytime she does an interview, it's about more problems she thinks she has. "I'm disturbed", "I'm ugly", blah blah blah. This bitch is worse than GROSSANNE Barr.
5) 100% Totally Untalented. I've seen both her transformers movies (not by choice, by the way), and her acting SUCKS. I'll never pay to see anything she does.
So, maybe the crew members are right; the twat needs to be doing porn. At least then she can concentrate on sucking & blowing, which she unintentionally does right now...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
I wish someone would just take Holie, Armpitt, Vadge, Megan, Jon, Kate and Hailey and put them all on an island somewhere far far away and occasionally we get "episodes" shown to us. I can just imagine Armpitt talking about soulmates, Megan chiming in, while Jon and Hailey slime all over each other in the background. Maddox and Holie throwing knives at anybody who crosses their paths, while the rest of the kids (Holie and Armpitts 5 plus 8 from Jon and Kate, plus Vadge's kids) are all running around with runny noses and creating havoc on the island.
Vadge occasionally tries to seduce Jon, Kate trying to get the "possum" look without a hairdryer and gel and then freaking out and going all manic.
There should be some sort of Island or place famehos are sent to for a timeout.
The next season of Famewhore Island where the new contestants are sent to another island not the same one with Megan and co, could feature Perez Hilton, Tila Tequila, and Latoya and Joe Jackson (snooping around the island trying to get to the "bottom of this")
***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************
Oh I love it!!! U can see the hatred dripping from that letter. Who woulda thought that Megan Fox was not talented or smart? Squashed all reality. Nothing is what it seems any more... the horror!!!
Submitted by The Fly on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 5:23pm.
If Megan wants longetivity in the industry and to solidify her female fanbase she'd do well to emulate beauties like Charlize Theron and Halle Berry.
Or else shes just going to be replaced once her boobs start to sag and shes get older by the next new "it" bimbo that Maxim magazine finds since her fanbase is mostly made up of horny men right now. Cue Pamela Anderson. Look where she is now.
I'm getting really tired of her taking these open ended digs at Zacquisha (and I'm not even a fan), other actors, all these risque quotes, and then trying to look deep and philosophical.
Give interviews but speak about yourself Megan, in a mature way. Guys also find mystery in a woman attractive and appealing. My one guy friend always says "less is more" sometimes, stop giving it all away since one they've seen everything you have they'll just replace you with the next "hot slut" that comes along and is willing to play along
***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************
This is not a very flattering picture of her, at all.
It could all be 100% true, but the writers are still chickenshit for sending it "open" but unsigned. So they get to get their licks in, at almost no personal risk. Megan at least had the guts to say stuff about Bay under her own name.
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Étienne d'août
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 5:40pm.
Michael Bay totally looks like a better looking version of Tori Spelling's creepy husband
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he reminds me of the hippie-ish dude from that show thirtysomething...i'm not wearing my glasses at the moment though...
My only problem with this letter is that that dumb ass Megan Fox is probably going to respond.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 5:40pm.
Karma gets us all, at some point or another, Ungrateful bitches get theirs sometime
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Michael Bay totally looks like a better looking version of Tori Spelling's creepy husband...It's what Tori's husband should have looked like if he didn't have the creepy too close together eyes thing going on.
I like Michael Bay only cuz he had the balls to be a prosecution witness in the first Phil Spector trial (Ok, maybe he didn't really have a choice, BUT he really seemed to have genuine affection for Lana Clarkson). I probably haven't or won't see his movies though...
Anywho, like it or not, Megan Fox is a sensation cuz of her PURTY. If she's just a flash in the pan, that's karma for sure, but often times PURTY is immune to karma...Trust me, I've been around some CUNTS who screw people over left and right, use people blatantly without remorse and they are nothing but REWARDED for it... and why? Cuz they PURTY...Don't work like that for us fugs. Ain't that a bitch? I should hate all PURTIES but I can't...cuz they PURTY....Grrrrr....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
she really seems to be dumb as a rock. ALL interviews confirmed the crew member's statement.
I wish Megan would hook up with Tila Tequila, I am not sure which of them I despise more, so they would be a good couple.
@ Smurf! No :(
I'm in love with Colt McCoy..so cute. *swooon*
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
When you lose the crew you lose everything that is going to keep you a working actress in Hollywood. The gay husband thinks that Megan looks like Demi Moore's most recent face. Loved the cunty letter though, no doubt Michael OK'd it in my mind.
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I am not a pussy.
Can I just point out that Megan Fox was NOT in "total obscurity"... she was on HOPE & FAITH!! She was the second Sydney! C'mon people :'(
This problem can be solved with such an easy solution:
1) Kidnap Megan Fox
2) Gag her
3) Put her in my closet
I'll take real good care of her, promise!
Submitted by govt_cheese on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 5:14pm.
angel_i, I think her vaj is probably dark and deep. But, yeah, I might have a little fondness for her if she does porn - not the normal stuff, either. That thought already makes me smile. :)
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I'm totally into that idea. Her existence could be rationalized then and we could love her:)
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what a useless whore. can she go away now?
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 5:22pm.
hello friends. im bored and the weather sucks so no one wants to play
Hey girl! didi you get my msg on FB? I'm not sure that porqueria is working. :S
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
But you know, I kind of don't think Megan meant that much calling Bay a Hitler on set and a softie off. It's funny how hurt these tough guys get about these dumb offhand comments. Megan's probably all like Wha? She was just yammerin'.
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hello friends. im bored and the weather sucks so no one wants to play.
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I feel I'm on top again baby that's got everything to do with you...
is she still "mildly schizophrenic" this week ? i want to see a reality show with her, tila tequila, paris, lindsay, kimbo stewart etc where they all have to fight to the death...ok that's harsh but some sort of show where they are all exiled to some far away island....
Loved reading their letter. What a stupid twat, but I suspected that already. Shouldn't every director be a hard ass? I wonder what she thinks, if she can think, would happen if he were a oh-let-em-do-whatever kind of guy. Every director has to have control issues to some extent - he or she has to be in CONTROL of the job. I'm willing to bet that producers are pretty cunty as well.
And she can't do the pyramids because she doesn't hold up well under a hot sun - too much plastic.
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
hahaha I love this! this is great. ima take a shower and brb so I can read it all.
I stopped at " a tight stomach we spray with glycerin," lol haahahahha
Coma Caca!!
Loves it. Love the bag love the shoes love everything! Loves it!
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If she's that big of a bitch, I wouldn't waste any more of my time than I have to in dealing with her, which includes writing about her.
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Shittake happens...
*plants a wet one on smurfy*
Wait. A narcissistic actress is rude, classless AND dumb???? Next you'll be telling me Detective La Toya Jackson had a nose job...or twenty...
Yeah Megan's a dumb bitch skank whore, but she's PURTY....PURTY trumps all that. Always has, always will. Megan may be dumber than a bag of hammers, but even she knows that...
VIVA LA PURTY!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Angelina is a brother kissing slag ho. Megan is someone with verbal diarahea and no class. Angelina should go raise her six kids and Megan should go to the PlayBoy mansion and apply to be the next Holly Madison. "Puffen" is the only one would could tolerate her "verbal outbursts" and only because he is partially deaf anyway.
There are much better, much more beautiful, gracious non-famewhoring actresses out there.
Alison Lohman, Rosario Dawson, Emily Browning Famke Janssen
All class acts, stunning and much more talented than the baby maker and the shit talker. I wish the media would get their priorities straight and stop focussing on these two fame hos
***********My pet hates: Vadge, the Holie-Shitts, Katherine Hagel and Terribly Retarded Knight*********************
I dunno, this vapid twat actually makes me LIKE Angelina, and I never thought that possible.
*hides under computer desk*
Thanks IG! Today is a good day!
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
smurfy, I read your good news earlier but was on my way out the door. Congrats!!!
angel_i, I think her vaj is probably dark and deep. But, yeah, I might have a little fondness for her if she does porn - not the normal stuff, either. That thought already makes me smile. :)
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O_o. Paris Hilton. Beware of my fucked up eye. It's bigger than the other.
loving the letter...you have to be a HUGE bitch/cunt to get someone to write something that long about you...i mean that letter took lots of time/effort (reaching here)...girls who claim they are so edgy and sexually free bug me...i'm fine with all of that but the whole fucking world doesn't have to know...i kept my sluttiness on the DL...and if you have to announce how cool/edgy/indie/whatever--you're fucking not...
Hey, smurf! Coming or going?
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