Everyone Hates Megan Fox
Three crew members who worked on both Transformers movies sent in an open letter to Michael Bay's official site (via ONTD) where they shat all over philosopher and feminist Megan Fox for calling Michael "Hitler" in an interview.
The three unnamed crew members (aka Michael Bay, his assistant and his publicist) are basically co-signing what most whores already think. They say Megan is dumber than a Snuggie, ungrateful, classless, a cunt of all cunts, completely talentless and that she should probably be doing porn instead of acting in blockbuster movies.
The letter is supposed to make you want to run for president of the I HATE MEGAN FOX fan club, but it actually makes me kind of like her stupid ass for a quick minute. I mean, she's dumb, she's a slut and she's a bitch. The dumb slutty bitch is my kind! It's like we were separated at the free clinic!
The entire letter is after the jump. It's long, but the pure cuntiness of it makes it a must read. JUMP!
"This is an open letter to all Michael Bay fans. We are three crew members that have worked with Michael for the past ten years. Last week we read the terrible article with inflammatory, truly trashing quotes by the Ms. Fox about Michael Bay. This letter is to set a few things straight.
Yes, Megan has great eyes, a tight stomach we spray with glycerin, and an awful silly Marilyn Monroe tattoo plastered on her arm that we cover up to keep the moms happy.
Michael found this shy, inexperienced girl, plucked her out of total obscurity thus giving her the biggest shot of any young actresses' life. He told everyone around to just trust him on his choice. He granted her the starring role in Transformers, a franchise that forever changed her life; she became one of the most googled and oogled women on earth. She was famous! She was the next Angelina Jolie, hooray! Wait a minute, two of us worked with Angelina – second thought – she’s no Angelina. You see, Angelia is a professional.
We know this quite intimately because we’ve had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies. We've spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies.
We are in different departments; we can’t give our names because sadly doing so in Hollywood could lead to being banished from future Paramount work. One of us touches Megan’s panties, the other has the often shitty job of pulling Ms. Sour pants out of her trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film.
Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We’ve traveled around the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always such – the grump of the set?
When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we’ve had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it's very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) easily another 45 minutes in the chair!
So when the three of us caught wind of Ms Fox, pontificating yet again in some publication (like she actually has something interesting to say) blabbing her trash mouth about a director whom we three have grown to really like. She compared working with Michael, to “working with Hitler”. We actually don’t think she knows who Hitler is by the way. But we wondered how she doesn’t realize what a disgusting, fully uneducated comment this was? Well, here let’s get some facts straight.
Say what you want about Michael – yes at times he can be hard, but he's also fun, and he challenges everyone for a reason – he simply wants people to bring their ‘A’ game. He comes very prepared, knows exactly what he wants, involves the crew and expects everyone to follow through with his or her best, and that includes the actors. He’s one of the hardest working directors out there.
He gets the best from his crews, many of whom have worked with him for 15 years. And yes, he’s loyal, one of the few directors we’ve encountered who lowered his fee by millions to keep Transformers in the United States and California, so he could work with his own crew.
Megan says that Transformers was an unsafe set? Come on Megan, we know it is a bit more strenuous then the playground at the trailer park, but you don’t insult one of the very best stunt and physical effects teams in the business! Not one person got hurt!
And who is the real Megan Fox? She is very different than the academy nominee and winning actors we’ve all worked around. She’s as about ungracious a person as you can ever fathom. She shows little interest in the crew members around her. We work to make her look good in every way, but she's absolutely never appreciative of anyone’s hard work. Never a thank you. All the crewmembers have stopped saying hi to Ms. Princess because she never says hello back. It gets tiring. Many think she just really hates the process of being an actress.
Megan has been late to the sets many times. She goes through the motions that make her exude this sense of misery. We’ve heard the A.D’s piped over the radio that Megan won’t walk from her trailer until John Turturro walks first! John’s done seventy-five movies and she’s made two!
Never expect Megan to attend any of the 15 or so crew parties like all the other actors have. And then there's the classless night she blew off The Royal Prince of Jordan who made a special dinner for all the actors. She doesn’t know that one of the grips daughters wanted to visit their daddy’s work to meet Megan, but he wouldn’t let them come because he told them “she is not nice."
The press certainly doesn’t know her most famous line. On our first day in Egypt, the Egyptian government wouldn’t let us shoot because of a permit problem as the actors got ready in make up at the Four Seasons Hotel. Michael tried to make the best of it; he wanted to take the cast and crew on a private tour of the famous Giza pyramids. God hold us witness, Megan said, "I can’t believe Michael is fucking forcing us to go to the fucking pyramids!" I guess this is the “Hitler guy” she is referring to.
So this is the Megan Fox you don’t get to see. Maybe she will learn, but we figure if she can sling insults, then she can take them too. Megan really is a thankless, classless, graceless, and shall we say unfriendly bitch. It's sad how fame can twist people, and even sadder that young girls look up to her. If only they knew who they're really looking up to.
But ‘Fame’ is fleeting. We, being behind the scenes, seen em’ come and go. Hopefully Michael will have Megatron squish her character in the first ten minutes of Transformers 3. We can tell you that will make the crew happy!"
-Loyal Transformers Crew
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Michael Bay looks like a perv and he's totally fucked Megan Fox so he is saying he is cool with her.
What kind of a name is Megan Fox anyway? That's a porn star name.
I saw pics of her from a few years ago - she looked very ordinary - with her dark blonde hair and all. She got a nose job and did her lips and dyed her hair black to go with those blue eyes and now everyone seems to think she is naturally like that. She is trailer trash from the South. Nothing sophisticated like she'd like everyone to believe with that Shakespeare tattoo.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Submitted by DILFITS on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 1:41pm.
I did a Megan Fox sketch about all her awesomely badass interviews and such. In my own defense, I know I'm not as hot as Megan Fox and that is why I do comedy. Here it is if you're interested:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu1sNPEM1CU
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Ahahahahahah...that's funny!!
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can we say plant?
although i do not like megan fox because she has said some stupid things that letter is stupid as bay is an asshole too. i mean, he auditioned her by getting her to CLEAN HIS CAR?!?! he sounds like a total mysoginistic twat and although i have hated many of the things megan said i'm glad she called him hitler.
angel, I swear this shit just writes itself...
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@ISMU:
Well, she WAS in a movie called "Whore" last year.
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Has she BEEN in anything other than that shiteous Transformers movie? If I were her agent, I'd be slapping the biggest fucking piece of duct tape I could find over her mouth and advising her to STFU if she wants to continue to have a career.
As it is, I can see her living on in infamy... in nothing else than a fat, middle aged guy's spank bank.
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What's the exchange rate on me giving less than a rat's ass? - TV
Finally, everyone is understanding what a stupid, arrogant, egotistical, untalented famewhore megan fox is. Only a moron would spit up such brainless verbal barf as this, especially since she's trashing the very person who has given her the biggest career lift. In the list of stupid career moves, this has got to be in the top 2. It's definitely a potential career ender, as hollywood is a very small community & no one wants to work with a pain in the ass, especially one as fucked up & stupid as her...
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CandyPerfumeGirl - he just means things she's said, it's proper.
What's he supposed to say? He's doing what he has to do, as much as he hates doing it, no doubt. He lives in a grown up world unlike some of the people he works with. He didn't get where he is by letting airheads get the best of him. Please.
I did a Megan Fox sketch about all her awesomely badass interviews and such. In my own defense, I know I'm not as hot as Megan Fox and that is why I do comedy. Here it is if you're interested:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu1sNPEM1CU
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Guys, how about you check out Michael Bay's website. He says he doesnt condone the crew letter and that he also doesnt condone Megan's "outlandish quotes" but that he still likes her and would work with her and gets along with her etc. He is even a bigger douche than we thought. Outlandish QUOTES? She was hardly quoting anything, that was her very own mind vomit.
I say, if Michael Bay is too stupid and has too little self respect to be offended at that, then why should we care? Fuck 'em both with a limp dick. They deserve each other. The way this world works and where up is down, they'll probably soon put a medal on her and make her the queen of Hollywood.
By the way, Angelina Jolie is only 34 or so, why do people harp on the age difference like Jolie was in her 50s. 34 is pretty damn young. What the fuck is wrong with the world?
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Oh and the hair slicked to her head is not a good look for her.
Typical deluded moron with an overblown sense of self importance. Seriously believe everything they said. Talk about biting the hand that feeds you.
Submitted by IHEARTME on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 1:51am.
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That being said: you're stupid.
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Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 7:31am.
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LOL MK! It's like we were separated at the free clinic!
Ok, typos, people!!! Edit your letter carefully so you don't look as stupid as Megan. Yawn, she's a dumb cunt. I did enjoy finding out the 'I won't walk until Turturo walks.' People that are feeling insecure behave that way.
why has the worlds taste level sunk so low that people watch crap tv and crap movies with moronic notalents? Meghen Fox is so stupid it is unnerving. Think of all of the people who have been born for hundreds of years that wish they could see the Great Pyramids. what a tosser that ungrateful hose bag is. Dumb as a box of rocks is the biggest turn off for me!
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typical. these uneducated, unprofessional pieces of eye candy are constantly being hired- and elevated to "star" status - when they should just stick to blowing their boyfriends in the car after a night out in their dumb-fuck little towns.
twats like Fox will go far on their looks for a couple of years (she'll probably even star in that "Barbarella" remake due to her age vs.Jolie), but she'll end up in the trash heap of tabloids like all who have gone before her once Hollywood insiders realize she's a no-talent, pretty girl who's difficult to work with. and I say the sooner, the better. she's already hideously over-exposed and boring.
and really, if she's so fucking hot, then why in the hell can't she find anyone better to ball than Brian Austin Green?
One of us touches Megan’s panties, the other has the often shitty job of pulling Ms. Sour pants out of her trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film.
Really...who is the professional panty toucher?
This is what happens when you get career advice from Brian Austin Green.
Spelling errors even :þ
Still, she sounds like a real asshole.
LMAO! Check out the Transformers parody, except it's My Little Pony.... keep an eye on the Megan Fox character:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXoYK4b_q24
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The big question is: which z-list reality show will she be on in 3 years?
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Despite all the comparisons to Jolie, the one she really reminds me of is Hagl. Minimal talents, good looks that pale once she opens her mouth, and a tendency to spew shit about anyone or anything that brought her success because she thinks she's too awesome for it all.
NaNoop!! *BIG HUG* Good morning sugar! I agree, get this $5.00 whoa out of here!
Ahahahahahahaa!!! I wonder how long Megan's career will survive with all this stuff if it's true. One would think it would crash and burn quick-like, but then again- considering the likes of Shitney and Blohan, et al....it's CLEAR that "talent" is not a requirement anymore to continue getting jobs and attention. Pathetic.
SO tired of these dumb-assed ho's actin' like they shit don't stink. It stinks just like yer "skillz", bitches!!!
Submitted by ZiggyStardust on Sun, 09/13/2009 - 7:33am.
And another thing:
You can have blowjob lips OR fuck-me eyes OR slap my taint eyebrows OR bukkake hair but not all four.
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You pays your money and you takes your choice!
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The letter WAS crudely written, and if it pans out to be real, the crew must have been PISSED to go to those lengths. If Bay wrote it, trust me it would be better written.
As far as I am concerned, she is not beautiful anymore: she has the mouth of a sailor, the maturity of a tween, the professionalism of a night-school professor and the antics of a woman that doesn't know anything but sexualization.
HOW do you go around greeting 11-12 year olds with your tongue hanging out your mouth and sucking our thumb oh so "seductively"?
I wish she'd disappear: there is NO ONE in Hollywood that is young AND talented and age-appropriate!
And another thing:
You can have blowjob lips OR fuck-me eyes OR slap my taint eyebrows OR bukkake hair but not all four.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
Megan Fox is tied with Madonna when it comes to be being the most awful, disgusting, despicable fame-whores on the planet.
Megan is the latest in a long string of should-be porn stars who have mistakenly attributed their fame to a lasting quality that is instrinsicly 'them' - be it talent, personality or intelligence.
Unfortunately, Megan will come to learn, as Jessica Alba did before her, that people are only taking your picture because they want to split you in two like a piece of lumber with their cock.
The gardener from Desperate Housewives is also a good analogy here. As with Megan, he was only famous because his tits were hot, and just like Megan he has aged rapidly in a short space of time and is thus worthless to man and beast alike.
When the Transformers franchise ends, nobody will hear from this sperm sponge again.
She is profoundly stupid, revels in ignorance and detests those who expose her for being a vapid prostitute. So, pretty much anything above the gnat on the Tree of Life.
SO SICK of hearning Megan POX slapping her well-lubed lips together about how she is edgy, and somehow dangerous.
The talk of schizophrenia, describing herself as being unhinged - whatever, cunt.
Hopefully somebody will take her diagnoses seriously and hook her up with some lithium - maybe then she'll stay the fuck at home, wash the bukkake residue out of her hair and SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Well, psychiatry is something of a black art so you know, rat poison would work just as well.
And by the way, Michael Bay is fucking hot, and POX isn't fit to lick his taint.
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@ZiggyStardust:
I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
"Hopefully Michael will have Megatron squish her character in the first ten minutes of Transformers 3."
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Sounds good to me. Personally, I stopped watching movies years ago because there is nothing worthwhile coming out of Hollywood anymore.
thats a really immature letter.
Just for the record: I couldn't give a stuff about MF. But this letter is fucking lame.
This is good press for her! Maybe her publicist wrote it!
Q1. Who the fuck writes a letter of the maturity of a 14 year old unless they have been wronged in some way.
Answer. Michael Bay
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Submitted by Chirio on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 10:12pm.
buahahaha that video is the perfect addition to this MK's post...how ungrateful...
With the garbage that Hollywood makes today, I'm frankly surprised that there's so much talk about this cunty nobody. It's not like we're talking about an academy award winner here.
That was a fabulous letter about an unfabulous cunt who's career will probably end soon and she be back in the south drunk, fat, lonely
wow, that's some crazy shit there aries1b!
what the hell is going on in this picture of her?
http://megan-fox.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/90610335_10.jpg
trying to tell us something with that picture back there? subliminal messages...
I would give whoever wrote that medal if I could.
Yeah she's gorgeous, blahblahblah... but she can't act for shit and shoud be happy anyone would hire her dumbass.
She is a cunt and he is a douchebag. The end.
PS: These two assholes are totally doing it.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
All you ugly bitches just need to accept that Megan Fox will always be more beautiful and successful than you. Get over your jealousy already!
Yes,quite a mystery why this little trout is so
popular.One of my workmates wants to LOOK like
her,I told her to have a read thru DListed and
hopefully she'll change her mind...This only
serves to confirm what I've long suspected of
this evil bitch troll,moll,skank,whore,cunt lipped
egomaniac..She ain't no Jolie!...what's her
legacy going to be in the annals of cinema?
there is only ONE Barbarella,& Jane Fonda is IT!
there is only ONE Highlander,& Christophe Lambert
is it
there is only ONE Marylin Monroe...there will never be another...
So,beware Ms Fox,your time in the Sun will come
to an end and sooner than you think,you keep
biting the hand that feeds you,disrespecting
those you work with,treat others with disdain
and contempt then honey look forward to an epic
backlash that'll bring you back to Earth and
render you 'chewed up & spat out' by all.
Tevness (I WANT a new pipe NOW!)
All these young actresses today are obsessed with Marilyn Monroe and think they need to follow in her path.
Megan is just doing her version of Marilyn (tragic icon) the way Lindsay does her version of Marilyn (pills).
These girls can't be expected to act as everyday human beings on set. Becuase they don't know how Marilyn acted on set. So they just hide until they can pretend they are Marilyn Monroe to the press again.
She has always reminded me of a cheap budget porn cooze. Cant stand her, she is nothing but a Jolie wannabe.
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I dont think that the press came up with that. Hollywood is a fickle place and unless you are a star, you cant reveal such things (as part of the crew) and expect to get away with it, so these people have to be careful. If they disclose who they are, they run the risk of being black-listed. This has nothing to do with being a coward or not, this is Hollywood and things work differently there than in the world of the mortals. Hollywood is a very exclusive club and no one likes people who talk. It is sort of like an unwritten rule - kind of like the Maffia has.
Megan Fox is a cunt and we didnt need these three crew members to prove it. It is obvious from the things she has been spewing ever since she got famous. She is rude, trashy, ungrateful and has no etiqutte. She only looks good and I assume that is the main reason she is acting this way. She has some sort of an entitlement, thinking that because she is hot, she can be rude to people.
If you checked out Michael Bay's site, he says he doesnt condone the crew letter and Megan's "outlandish quotes". Quotes? Outlandish? She just compared you to Hitler you stupid dumb fuck. He says he still likes her and likes working with her. I guess if he's fucking her, he would say that. But note he didnt say that the crew letter was false or full of lies. He just said that he doesnt condone its existence.
Anyway, Megan Fox is shit and it is a testament to the random nature of pretty much everything in life than an ungrateful piece of trailer trash like her would amount to anything - if you call dressing up like a slut and playing in the worst movie of all time amounting to anything.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Maybe this letter will teach her not to be such a bitch.
You know when you're little (or ahem, big!) and your parents send you to the therapist to look at those weird inkblot pictures and they ask you, "What do you see?"
Well, when I see a picture of her, I think of a big, fat, gigantic Massengil douche nozzle!
PU.....