Saturday, September 12th 2009
All Hail The Hello Kitty Rainbow Butterfarty Princess!!!!
Now you know that those little princess dresses found in the toddler section at F.A.O. Schwartz come in Size: HAM. You have Mimi to thank for that, because she wore one last night at the first of four shows she's doing at the Palms Resort in Las Vegas. Mimi's blowing butterfly queefs in front of a live audience to promote her soon-to-be released album "Memoirs Of An Incontinent Angel."
CHULETA BISTEC CHULETA BISTEC
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wikka wikka wikka
Her hair is still natural... hmmm...
Pregnant?
I really can't stand this delusional drunkard; she really does live in another "world".
Oh my god. I'm going to hell for this.. but I think she looks great.
She looks 10 times better than Megan Fox.
Maybe it's the pomegranate vodka talking... but I dig her.
Not enough to buy the *basically* free tix to this show. And I live in Vegas.
oh my GAWD i cant stand this bitch....never did like her shes so fucking overrated...and she always has that deer in the headlights look on her fat ugly face...i think i actually like blohan more than this delusional fucking sow...GAG
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
She needs to grow up already. This woman lives in a land of butterflies, glitter and total lunacy
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Same boobs popping out dress...always.Hahaha.
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Orianthi
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwgnfUYFxuM
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 9:40pm.
Submitted by sunflower99 on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 9:35pm.
Problem: Swing + dress + her body = chunk overhang on the sides of the seat and crotch shot.
Solution: Removable tutu
Duh, it's simple Mimimath
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I suck at math. Swing - dress + her body = overstuffed sausage.
Did I get it right?
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LOL! I think the dress is essential to the overstuffed sausage component...
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Submitted by sunflower99 on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 9:35pm.
Problem: Swing + dress + her body = chunk overhang on the sides of the seat and crotch shot.
Solution: Removable tutu
Duh, it's simple Mimimath
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I suck at math. Swing - dress + her body = overstuffed sausage.
Did I get it right?
Oh shit! I tasted the rainbow that is the last thumbnail and now I have to barf. Will someone hold back my hair?
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My imagination will get me a passport to hell one day. ~John Steinbeck
She really wanted to wear that dress. She really wanted to have that swing.
Problem: Swing + dress + her body = chunk overhang on the sides of the seat and crotch shot.
Solution: Removable tutu
Duh, it's simple Mimimath
From a psychological standpoint her obsession with the girly, frilly, over the top fairy tale as a lifestyle fascinates me. What the fuck causes that?
And it's beyond a little scary. She's a grown ass woman on a swing in a tutu.
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Apparently, she grew up poor with her parents divorced, her dad out of the pic and her mom working jobs on end. Methinks once she had her first taste of wealth, she felt like she was Cinderella, basically the girl that went from rags to riches. There are many cases where very wealthy people that grew up poor/in poverty are so ridiculously extravagant, it's like they are making up for the time they spent with little to no finances. They also at times feel like they deserve all the wealth and it gives them the right to pull the diva card.
That's my 2 cents :P
::And as God as my witness, I will never shampoo your hair again!" - Blanche Devereaux::
But she still didn't cover her boobies!
Submitted by OneLiner on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 6:36pm.
Does she think she's a quinceañera??? WTF??????
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...i giggled out loud...i'm not of latin descent (sp?) but i went to a primarily latin flea market/swap meet type thing to get my confirmation dress and it (and all the other dresses) looked like that....but i LOVED it...
Internet is a quite good place to meet friends and even find whatever your need. i am
just in the beginning of my career and want to find a rich man, maybe to be my sugar daddy. so i uploaded my hot and even
naked photos on ~~~~ http://www.Sugarloves.Com under the name Michelle2000, maybe you want to check out my photos firstly!
Does she think she's a quinceañera??? WTF??????
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BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 4:30pm.
why would anyone keep an alt, when it is obvious you are your first screen name? *scratches head*
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Forum whores do my footwork. I am lazy and smell of worcestershire sauce.
Mimi has been disappointing me since she met Nick. Her voice is just shot.
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why would anyone keep an alt, when it is obvious you are your first screen name? *scratches head*
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 4:08pm.
Is she wearing the same dress, but the wierd tutu thing was detachable?
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Pretty sure. That's what gets me giggling even more. She work the same dress she always wears - she couldn't even just wear THAT as a dress...it had to have the ultranineties tank dress underneath.
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Is she wearing the same dress, but the wierd tutu thing was detachable?
@angel_i & shut the smurf up:
Whoa, you guys,it's like you haven't seen two lovebirds before.
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHA! MK, thank you for the new muse and for bringing these two delicate creatures together.
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Bottom-feeder.
She's so beige.
Her hair, skin, eyes, and clothes are varying shades of beige.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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OMG I'm still laughing...didja get that gallery together or what? You want help? :)
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AAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!@Plecto!
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 2:59pm.
Buahahahahahaha at your avie!
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
she looks young(er) than she has in a while...yeah she's annoying but she doesn't bug me THAT much...the whole princess fantasy is lame though...i can see paris hilton pulling that baby voice all pink wardrobe bullshit too when she's in her 30's 40's and so on...
OH! little_rascal!!! You've spotted their little secret! Now the paps will never give them a moment's peace.
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Bottom-feeder.
@ Plecostomus
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The viking is groping Tila Tequila???
Pleco, OMG, you're so funny!
I think she's hiding a unicorn under that dress.
The legs... and cankles.
Tough to decide who has the chunkiest, ugliest ham hock legs... Mooriah, Britney, Jessica Simpson, Rihanna or Beyonce.
Strange that all of these twits love to show off their huge thighs.
my reaction to this picture: BA HA HA HA!
wait, what?
Submitted by One-trick Pony on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 12:40pm.
BLushes* Swings are great if someone wants to stick 'em in a bedroom for fun. But she's 40 or something so might be time to audition a new approach.
I agree with putsomestankonit- This frou frou OTT wardrobe will look almost sweet when she's older (like in her 80s)but it's like I want to play some tinny trombone 'WAHH WAHH WAHH WAHHHHH' as she slowly spins in an empty room with one naked light bulb for light. Sad ballerina.
She's just dying to flop those silicone bags out. Each dress and blouse is lower cut than the one before. I don't know how many wranglers/rodeo clowns/stage hands it took to tie her into that so-called dress but if she breathes hard that bitch is gonna blow! No wonder she can't hit a note-I'd screech like a cat in traffic too! That's 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound sack.
Submitted by sunglazed on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 2:00pm.
I can tell Nick is working on her, though...
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A husband and a stylist! No wonder mimi's floating on thin air there.
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Bottom-feeder.
@sun: I like the curly hair, too.
The princess dress is actually the best of it...She's covered...I can tell Nick is working on her, though...Her hair is cute, better than the stick straight blonde, Next the clothes...Before you know it, we will have early 90's Mariah who could actually sing back...
Incontinent angel? wtf? A pissing angel?
Mutton trying to pass itself off as spring lamb.
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Shittake happens...
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 12:43pm.
I think she's suffering from a case of arrested development. Is there a female equivalent of Peter Pan Syndrome?
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It's called the Cinderella Complex. Wearing clothing two sizes too small is optional.
Yes, she is a twat, but for some reason she bugs me less than the totally talentless twats like the Lardassians and Wonky McValtrex.
Off topic...Hoarders is on right now!
No but really. Does she not have ONE other idea for a shape that a dress could be? Not one idea for pants? Nothing? I mean - isn't SHE bored with her clothes?! I totally couldn't wear the same style so many years in a row.
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Submitted by Albatross on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 1:22pm.
Her tits are ridiculous.
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They just match the rest of her.
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Bottom-feeder.
Her tits are ridiculous.
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“I tune out self pity, it makes my dick soft.” --Brian Kinney
I would wear this but the skirt needs to be feathers. Not that itchy tulle stuff.
At least when she gets to old age she won't have to worry about dementia since she's already suffering from it.
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
When is she going to wear a dress that freaking fits her?
Cant Mr Mariah Carey spend some of his allowance and get her something-although I dont think Hello Kitty goes any bigger than for 6 year olds...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
This bitch is allergic to growing up.
I have to say, tho, I think she's gonna be super cute when she's old like that.
It's kinda like hair - the inbetween stage is the hardest.
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She's always wearing that sequined, flesh-colored slip that just barely covers her vulva. She needs to get some new clothes, man.
Submitted by islandgirl: "I think she's suffering from a case of arrested development. Is there a female equivalent of Peter Pan Syndrome?"
Yes there is. My sister suffers from it.
LMAO at MK - princess dresses in size HAM.
This twat has serious mental problems. Her brain never advanced beyond that of a 10 year old.
Surrounded by those dancers, all I see is a very good start to a gangbang...
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