Gis Will Get Her Very Own Baby Friend This December
That giant oaf of a man Tom Brady burped out that his wife Gis Bundchen is currently housing a baby in her midlands section. Tom told ESPN (via People) that Gis will evict their baby sometime in December. This is Tom confirming the rumor from May about Gis being knocked up.
Tom said, "The women are the ones who have to do the work. We just have to be there to support them and so it'll be nice to do that." Well, be there to support them on every day but Sunday. Tom agreed to go to Lamaze classes with Gis, but told her, "No Sundays! It couldn't be harder than training camp, so I'll be prepared."
And Gis should get a lawyer to write up what her idea of "support" is, because methinks Tom's idea is very different. When Bridge Moynahan was knocked up, Tom supported her by riding Gis bareback. So, the more you know, Gis.....
Here's some pictures from last month of Gis bouncing around Boston while hiding her OMGSOHUGENORMOUS bump from the paps. It looks like she's carrying a fetus in her lips instead of in her belly area.
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She's supposed to be 6 months pregnant?! Where the hell is she keeping that child? In an pod at home?
figures, he's already copping out on responsibility.
poor giz head. that baby will be just like them - all beauty and NO brains.
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I can't stand this stupid cunt. When your feet are a fucking size 18, SANDALS ARE NOT YOUR FRIEND! My diving fins are more feminine than her nasty-ass feet.
Lamaze is lame. It's a bunch of bullshit about breathing and they charge you $70 / per couple to have some granola-rolled hippie with lice and leaves in her hair teach you how to hyperventilate. All you need to do to have a baby is show up at the hospital when shit gets too bad to bear at home, request the good drugs and then PUSH that kid outta ya. Trust, you'll breathe when you need to.
Gis looks like man. Tom should have stayed with his baby's momma.
Couple of slime balls.
What a fucking irritating couple.
I hope he dumps her ass for Sienna Miller.
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Funny how Tom was telling the press a month ago that the last thing he and his fug wife needed was her being pregnant. These two turds deserve each other.
What an asshole. Where was that support for Bridget when she was pregnant with his child? Oh that's right, he couldn't be bothered and immediately dropped her for this ugly skank.
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He'll dump her ass too...trust. It's obvious by the quotes that all Tom Brady cares about is Tom Brady.
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Bumpkin had surgery? On her face? Cripes, what did it look like before???????
Bridge's baby is a cutie, must be from her and not the Oaf (heeeeee - oaf).
Yeah, I'm Team "Bitch whatcho think you're hiding?" We all know what's in there....a foal.
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Due in December so he will dump her in October?
Submitted by quickkill on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 3:52pm.
Yeah, what a joke of a pregnancy. What the hell is she hiding ? The baby is due in December ? That is one hell of a small bump. I still think she is a major skank like Claire Danes for stealing a pregnant woman's guy. The guy is a shit too.
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agreed!
She looks nowhere near 5 months pregnant!
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I think Gisele is fucking gorgeous, and I don't see her looking manly at all.
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So is it almost time for him to dump her and move on to the next non-pregnant chick? You'd think she'd be thinking about this b/f getting knocked up.
Tom could have done so much better than her
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Submitted by Layla_theOriginal on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 2:12pm.
The reason she got into the couture modelling industry is because there are so many gay male fashion designers (and I love their designs but they really shouldn't be casting female models) and she looks like the type of guy they'd go for. Shes got a very androgynous look. If you notice she never makes it on the straight male lists like the Maxim top twenty etc.
She looks like Tom Brady's brother. Same for Alek Wek. Both look like men.
The irony is that if Caster had joined the couture modelling world, they probably would have claimed her to be the most "beautiful" woman in the world.
Even with surgery Giselle looks very masculine
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This is Tom & Giz doing Hood Rat Shit.
She’s a very sensitive lady
She’s always at the breaking point
She’s always on her guard
She’s the fairest of them all
She loves her adderall
She’s kicking out the windows in your car
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Yeah, what a joke of a pregnancy. What the hell is she hiding ? The baby is due in December ? That is one hell of a small bump. I still think she is a major skank like Claire Danes for stealing a pregnant woman's guy. The guy is a shit too.
Boy oh Boy, he really coughed up the straight after those crazy crotch pics from last year. Baby friends = Totally Straight I guess.
She’s a very sensitive lady
She’s always at the breaking point
She’s always on her guard
She’s the fairest of them all
She loves her adderall
She’s kicking out the windows in your car
The Felice Bros.
Ugh! I hate this cunt.
They're not engaged. They are engaged.
They're not engaged. They are engaged.
They're not pregnant. They are pregnant.
They're not pregnant. They are pregnant.
Tom and Gisele are as nauseating as morning sickness.
If their kid is born with Gizz's pre-plastic surgery face it is fucked. They both kind of have that giraffe/horsey thing going on with their looks. Long faces and big noses with an overwhelming chin. Tom's kid looks so cute because his ex has a very feminine face.
at first glance, i thought that was SJP
wait, what?
I have never found her face to be very attractive..she has a really long nose..her eyes aren't striking or beautiful. I don't get it. IMO, the only thing that got her into modelling was her bod.
Submitted by lelu on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 1:49pm.
The girl should put on some weight. Gotta love these women who "want" babies, but don't wanna ruin their figures
Nope. Gotta love these women who "want" babies, but hand them over to the nanny to raise once they get here. I don't get these damn celebrities with nannies. It is not like they have a 9 to 5 like more parents. There is this cleaning lady that works in my dorm and this lady has three mouths to feed by herself. When she talks about her life and kids she never complains. She speaks so highly of them...just like any proud parent would. I just had to ask her one day if the stress of taking care of all them by herself ever seemed like too much. She told me she had 3 healthy, beautiful children and a 'good' job to put a roof over their heads and food in their bellies. Pff. If anybody needs a damn nanny/help, it would be somebody like that.
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The girl should put on some weight. Gotta love these women who "want" babies, but don't wanna ruin their figures.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 1:35pm.
do women still do lamaze? I had a midwife for that during labor.
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There you go - a midwife makes sense to me: someone to answer questions; someone for extra knowledge in the wake of complications...
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do women still do lamaze? I had a midwife for that during labor.
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Oh how cute. The homewreckers are expecting a future asshole. Maybe he can play with Tom's other neglected mistake. Can someone please cut his dick off? _____________________________________________
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I have to be honest - I don't get Lamaze classes. It's not rocket science, having a baby - we've been doing it for thousands of years and the human race doesn't seem to be suffering for numbers, you know?
Forget Lamaze class - go to a daycare and hang out once a week. Not only can you help out but you can find out what you REALLY need to know about having a "drunken midget" hanging around your house all day.
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i don't find her attractive either and he needs to quit breeding already.
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Jizz has always looked like a rat-faced giraffe to me.
Why is she hiding her belly? Shouldn't she be proud to be pregnant and want to show the world? Don't get it but like so many others, I never got her appeal either.
Let's hope the kid doesn't get her original face.
I'm surprised this vain bitch would even want to ruin her ever so perfect body, she seems way to selfish to put herself out like that...Just sayin'
OMG. What a fucking prick. ITA @ idiots drive me loco & 2Di4. Well said.
His son is adorable; not so much here, but in general. However, I fear for this child with Gis as its mother. I've never gotten what anyone thinks is attractive about her.
And is it just me or are Tom and Gis starting to look alike?
I applaud MK's use of the word 'oaf'. I love that word and it's so rarely used. OAF!
Condom, Tom it's called a condom. Or get a vas or maybe a lobotomy. STOP PROCREATING!
That sprog will have the personality of wall paper paste.
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Is she ashamed of the pregnancy? cause those are the vibes I am getting if she covers her tummy area.
My palm tree outside has more life to it than these two whores.
Coma Caca!!
What an asshole. Where was that support for Bridget when she was pregnant with his child? Oh that's right, he couldn't be bothered and immediately dropped her for this ugly skank.
Huh, it's weird seeing her pregnant. She always seems so masculine to me. I've never seen the appeal there...
After she pops out the baby, wonder if baby #1 will be treated like yesterday's news, sort of like what Shauna Moakler (spelling? don't care) treated De La Hoya's baby after the Blink 182 baby/paycheck came on the scene. Also see this scenario played out among "blended" families I know. Too many morons having babies to keep the next man/money/tax breaks/ego-stroke. And yeah, I know, they play a good pap game trying to look like they give two shits about the first baby to the press in photo ops, but the tools I know also go on and on about how they "love them all the same," bleh.
Otherwise, these mofos are so, so boring.
Submitted by 2Di4 on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 12:08pm
don't care if you do break-up as a couple, it's still not cool to date someone else while your kid is cooking in another chick's uterus AND any chick that spreads it out for these guys is a skank(I'm looking at you, Billy Crudup and Claire Danes
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the whole claire danes thing really bothered me...and of course they didn't even stay together...i thought mary louise parker handled that so well...and who the fuck cares about tom and jiz...they act all rogue and covert like the whole world is DYING to know their secrets
These two bore me. Whenever there's rumors about them they flat out lie about it for months, then confirmit with some shitty ass statement, and in it Tom sound like and bafoon and a big bag of douche.
Live it up Gis; I give this marriage another 24 months tops.
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These two are morons. Do they really think nobody knew this already. The way they handled their engagement and marriage was the same way. Facking idiots.
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 11:57am.
what a fucking prick. he couldn't support his first child....but then has to make such moronic comment to the press.
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Couldn't have said it better myself!
I don't care if you do break-up as a couple, it's still not cool to date someone else while your kid is cooking in another chick's uterus AND any chick that spreads it out for these guys is a skank(I'm looking at you, Billy Crudup and Claire Danes!). It's just so disrespectful to the child, the extended family [both sides], and the mother.
Any relationship worth having is worth waiting for until the previous relationship is completely over. Congratulations to the cheater and his whore. Now they can pass their low moral standards onto an innocent child.
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LOL Mk. this whole post made me laugh.
No shit on the support wahahahaha. so true.
Off topic: Ummm doesn't that SugarDvd chick look like Punky Brewster to anyone else? so wrong.
Coma Caca!!