Nuts Or Nalgas?
It looks like Sarah Palin will be able to see Levi's goods from her house, because he is going to drop them panties and get nekkid for Playgirl.com. TMZ says that Levi has been spending a lot of time at the gym to get his body ready to pose for pictures that thousands of gay dudes will rub their genitals all over (GUILTY). But there's one issue, Levi's "handler" says he's trying to decide whether or not to show his shaved caribou or his pair of bearded seals. Yeah, I don't know what that means either. Basically, he wants to show either his dick or ass.
Let's take a vote. All of you in favor of seeing his ass, punch yourself in the crotch bone, because you should want to see THE PEEN instead! Fuck his ass (panty creaming moment)! Show us the Alaskan-bred MEAT! Yes, it's probably a little frost-bitten and shrively from living in an igloo park, but a few slaps on a hot log will warm it up and get it camera ready!
Come on, Levi's peen, pucker up for the camera and say, "YOU BETCHA!"
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Alaskan born and bred here and i'm just sayin. We big strappin boys are usually packin. Not sure if it's in the water or what but...yeah.
However, I stand by the old adage about alaskan men.
"The odds are good, but the goods are ODD"
First off, the whole Playgirl thing was a joke. He was being teased by his bodyguard after a photoshoot for Vanity Fair. The video is on their website. Secondly, Playgirl magazine no longer exists. It folded some time ago. This story is completely false.
figures a hick like him wld do PlayGirl
might as well be in Honcho!!
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Just man up, and show all of it.
"Befriending new people can lead to having sex with your children, accidentally."-Jerri Blank
Jane and I both appreciate an 18 year old who almost has his GED.....Stamina!! (yells jane)
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Ack!! They still publish Playgirl?
This kid has exposed the Palin home in a way that I never thought he'd be capable of: such delicious tidbits on what could have been our VP! (Thank you Lord!)
We suspect tinymeat(less than 7 inches) - or even micromeat(less than 6 inches)!
oh gosh!
he can work out all year and he still won't be as ripped
nor fuzzy as me
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Y'all know what the ladies in Alaska say about the men up there?
"The odds are good, but the goods are odd."
Stay tuned for Levi's Playgirl spread......
it's not like Playgirl cares if he got his GED
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Sure. I will look at his peen. Why not?
Am I the only one who just gets elated when he is in the news because he always delivers one more delicious morsel of "trailer trash news" from the Palin KKKlan? I LOVE when he talks about them and blows ALL their shit out of the water. I am sorry, but It is HYSTERICAL! And they are always like "He's a no good trashy liar!" Yet, their daughter fucked him repeatedly....LOVE IT
As the Caribou Turns...
-"Well, should we get more coffee or get two guns and shoot ourselves?"
-"Well, should we get more coffee or get two guns and shoot ourselves?"
Ok, I was too generous....an Alaskan sickly finch?
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My imagination will get me a passport to hell one day. ~John Steinbeck
My vote is for nuts, MK. I've never seen an Alaskan Bald Eagle before.
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My imagination will get me a passport to hell one day. ~John Steinbeck
This idiot Levi is just a stupid fame whore. now he's shaking his nut sack in front of the cameras because the news media made him a douche and probably paid him big $$$ to dis THe Palin family and the mother of his kid. Once Sarh Palin is out of the public picture whenever that maybe you can bet nodbody in the media will remba that dumbass Alskan boy that posed for Playgirl. I think more gay men look at that rag than females do.
OK, I would do him just once...a quicky...& he would not be allowed to speak...and leave immediately after I was done...yeah, that would work!
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 2:28pm.
Submitted by Snarf on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 1:38pm.
I can't begin to describe how dissapointed I am in myself for finding him attractive.
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Come, Snarf. Let us both sit in the corner.
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*doing the tiger walk to the corner of SHAME*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Apparently according to a survey the manhuntblog did, Alaskans have the smallest peens out of all the states in the US, while Washington DC has the largest.
So I don't have much hope for Levi
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i want to stick my face between his legs and never come up for air.
You mean to tell me this is not pregnant dude?
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Let me dirty up your mind.
He's a total hillbilly, but I'd hit it.
Submitted by Snarf on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 1:38pm.
I can't begin to describe how dissapointed I am in myself for finding him attractive.
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Come, Snarf. Let us both sit in the corner.
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Bottom-feeder.
he looks chubby there. maybe it's just me.
wait, what?
I can't begin to describe how dissapointed I am in myself for finding him attractive.
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Shittake happens...
Did anybody read an article where he stated that Sarah Palin tried to talk him & Bristol into letting her adopt their baby? He said she wanted to do that to protect Bristol and her career from scandal. Thank God she wasn't elected Vice President. But then again, it probably wouldn't have mattered much because I'm sure she would have quit after a couple of months.
He doesn't do it for me, but I have to agree with MK - always the peen.
Ugh. I don't wanna see any of this guy. He's totally not hot enough.
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Oh God-this is gross....
Theres a million white trash guys that look like him and also have brains the size of peas...
They should put a picture of the Alaskan bitch Palin in the background though....
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2di4: Have you tried acupuncture? You should. It's better than being induced.
It's just so weird, shameful, and interesting how it came to this path...
I'll be honest, I think he's quite cute. But he definitely needs to work out more, so hopefully the working out that he did produced satisfying enough results. I would only be interested in seeing the peen if it wasn't a disappointment--otherwise I think he should definitely keep it to himself to avoid greater embarrassment.
Where do you go from Playgirl?
Love this guy.You just know George Soros is supplementing his income with all kynna' "performance bonuses".Levi could be a full blown millionaire by 2012 if he keeps this up!
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LOL MK this post is hilarious! Good job.
Don't forget Levi's family was the classy half of the Palin affair.
Thanks, Chirio! And I should clarify - by "nuts," I, too, meant penis. Then again, you can't really have one without the other. Unless you're a South African sprinter.
One-trick Pony: SOmething will work out. things take time. Just hang in there, don't be sad, just keep on moving and it will happen.
The best to you and we're here if you need to vent :)
On Topic: I go for a penis. Nuts are not attractive. Nalgas are tricky.
Coma Caca!!
I hope so, 2Di4. And I've been tying rosaries to tree branches for you - not really, but my crazy-religious ex-in-laws thought that helped bring on labor. So maybe try that!
Aw, thank you, Smurfy. Hugs to you, too, honey.
And, now, OT: I pull the lever for nuts. An ass is an ass.
Submitted by One-trick Pony on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 11:47am.
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I'm so sorry to hear you're going through some rough stuff. Hang in there. The clouds will part in due time.
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Ain't squeezed out no baby today. I need LaToya to investigate the case.
Submitted by One-trick Pony on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 11:47am.
Hugs. :)
This horz have been so supportive of my ass this past weeks, we are a fine bunch.
I hope things get better.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
CONGRATS sMURFY!!!! ((HUGS))Yeepy!! pours coffee all over the floor. hahahaha. That's great hon!!! I knew it.
OT: ummm nuts or nalgas? umm no thanks.
Next show: Levi,Kate + 9 and a lame fish for a pet.
Coma Caca!!
Oh, you guys. I know it's not Open Post, but allow me to say, you all - and, of course, MK - have kept me laughing this week, which has been one of the hardest of my life. I love you all THIS much.
This dude leaves me hankering for a Pillsbury muffin. Otherwise, he doesn't really do much for me.
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All good Christian family fun...Hope he gets fanged by a rabid walrus...
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Submitted by Chirio on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 11:42am.
Morning! is it morning?
Chirio!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got it. open soemthing, is 5 pm somewhere and we are celebrating today!
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Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 09/12/2009 - 11:33am.
eehhh...i'd rather see him in action in a sex tape if i had to...now THAT would answer alot of questions...what is he 19?
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I'd watch it (again, if it were free) but you know it would be like watching a coked-up blind guy poking at a pinata with his cane.
What I want to see is a sex tape with Coco and Ice Tea. I must know more about "The Stroke".
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Ain't squeezed out no baby today. I need LaToya to investigate the case.
Mother this is the second time you craked me up in about 2 hours, crack me up, I have to clean my monitor type of cracking.... that avie is perfect.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K